I'm on to you!!!

Aug 27, 199849 posts by 17 postersalt.tv.southpark
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I was reading the ng the other day and I saw a post written by a certain "Joseph Cooper"...now...I've never seen him before (don't know...maybe you've been here and I just didn't notice) but, in any case, well, look at the name. Joseph Cooper....Jo Cooper...Trey's character in BASEketball. Plus, to add to it all, he sign's his name "-coop"! That was Trey's character's nickname!! Now, perhaps he's being witty, or perhaps, for there is always a 'perhaps', he is, in fact, Trey Parker! Now, as most of you know, there is a trio in this ng dedicated to dragging Trey Parker and Matt Stone out into the open...we are a small orginization, but we are not stupid! Fess up, "Joseph"! Or we'll have to MAKE you! (Lady Marguerrite stands behind with a chain in her left hand, and C.S has a club)

Until next time, goodbye to all you wacky people out there in PC land!

~Lindsay :)

Ummm, calm down now. As much as many of us really wish "Joseph Cooper" is really Trey lurking in our humble little ng, you know as well as all of us that it can be anybody. I'm not saying that Trey or Matt don't look in here and post though. It's just that "Joseph" is most likely someone else. Sorry to burst your bubble. -Toni

LilRose33 wrote:

So many skeptics...that was how our little leauge was formed, by the way. I called everyone skeptics, C.S. accused me and Lindsay of being Trey and Matt, we said to prove our innocence we would join in the fight to find them, and here we are today..(by the way, half of it is in jest, and the other half accomplishes nothing). Ah, memories of the days I was simply known as "Kim". But indeed, anyone can be Trey. Perhaps even you, Toni. You can trust no one, you know. So we indeed have license to question anyone we can..I've been known to question myself, just to make sure I was not Trey Parker in clever disguise..did I just say that out loud? Never mind..forget I said anything at all.

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

I don't think Trey and Matt would ever fess up and announce themselves in this ng, unfortunately. No one will believe them. I've heard that some celebrities have done something like that and received that response. -Toni

GUMPELS wrote:

He's probably the celebrity I was thinking of who did this. -Toni

Rabbit wrote:

Our league is in jest, though Lindsay and I want to work on making it more of a humerous jest by actually doing something with it...an actual name, a theme song, a motto, a little more then 3 (now 4) members, and perhaps fanfics that have us as cameos..I'm having too much fun with this, I can't stop now!

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Rabbit wrote

one finally

Actually, in a Yahoo! article, Trey Parker tried to chat over on COMEDY CENTRAL's Palace Chat. He used the handle "treyparker" and again... everyone told him he was being a jerk, and made him get out. That's gotta suck!!

Christy

hey...How does one get invoved in your little 'league'...I want to be a part of it...I did bust that girl...Ok, that was mostly G, but so what? Can I, Can I, Can I???

Spazley Member of IA, and Moldy Pudding. Co-official Jarrod Teenie. (GOJHumor) "It's funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word We are screaming inside, but we can't be heard"

Actually.  I'm the only person in this ng we KNOW isn't Matt or Trey.
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<raising eyebrows> Oh? You're saying there's still a posssibility *I* might be Matt or Trey? Heh...I seriously, seriously, *seriously* doubt that either of them are a thirteen-year-old girl who is an obsessive Kenny-stuff-collector and posts fanfics to alt.tv.southpark from a blue chair in a messy little house in Tempe, Arizona...<g>

Incidentally, I know nobody cares about my current quota of Kenny stuff, but...

One small button with a head-and-shoulders shot of Kenny, one large button with Kenny peeking from behind his gravestone, the Many Deaths of Kenny poster, the 9" Kenny doll, and a bumper-sticker thing. I'm hoping for a Kenny shirt and a Kenny hat in the future.

Alyssa

Wow, you do have a shitload of Kenny stuff! But I'd figured you'd have a bunch of Kyle stuff instead though. So far, SP stuff I have includes: 9" Kyle doll cute bumper sticker a box of Cheesy Poofs I bought today!!!! hopefully the giant Kenny doll

I wish I had more stuff, but I'm a poor, starving college student. -Toni

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Why has this turned into a 'How much SP merchandise I have' thread? Oh well. That probably accomplishes more than The League of the Matt and Trey Hunters (temporary name) anyway.

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

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I do have a few Kyle things--I just can't find a Kyle shirt anywhere (the one I found was the one with him saying "Kick Ass!" but my mom won't let me get that one--AARGH!!!!) The Kyle things I have include the 9" Kyle doll, little pin of Kyle, Kyle keychain, Kyle wind-up toy, and a keychain with Kyle on one side and all 4 on the other side. The bulk (no pun intended :)of my collection consists of Cartman stuff.

So far, SP stuff I have includes:

Well, here's my full collection:

9" dolls of Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Cartman

12 t-shirts (6 of Cartman alone--"Beefcake" "Somebody's Baking Brownies"
"It's all a              bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap" "Yeah, I
want some Cheesy Poofs" a
             special-order airbrush one of him that says, "You gotta
problem?" and the
             one that has a little Cartman on the front, and on the back
it has the
             back of him)
            Other 6 t-shirts: collage of everyone, kids in classroom,
kids on schoolbus,
                              everyone gathered by school, tie-dye of
the 4 kids, black
                              shirt with assorted characters
3 ribbed t-shirts:  Kenny mumbling, kids in cafeteria with Chef (says,
"Hello there,
                    children"), and another that says, "It's just a
small white bread
                    mountain town" with assorted characters.

2 tank-tops: Stan looking at Wendy with little hearts floating around his head, 4 kids at busstop

1 pen: Cartman

5 keychains:  Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Kyle (3-D ones) and that one of Kyle
on one side and
              everybody on the other (this one came with one of those
necklace thingies,
              and it says, "Who killed Kenny?"

5 little buttony pin things: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Wendy

4 wind-up toys: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan (couldn't find the set with Chef)

2 posters: Kenny explosive diarrhea, collage of all characters

1 sticker: Cartman

(Wow! I actually do have quite a bit of stuff! I didn't really ever realize it before! Oy!)

~Kyle Broslofski~

Wow, excellent collection you have there Kyle! I forgot to mention in my case I also have 1 big men's shirt and 1 women's shirt. But what I have severely pales in comparison to what you have. I guess I just don't want to go through that horrible New Kids on the Block phase again! I must have spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars on NKOTB stuff (of course, I can't compare SP and NKOTB). AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I'm getting flashbacks!!!! The horror, the horror.... -Toni

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Why, thank you! :) Oh, yes, I remember the New Kids phase...at the time I was about 6 or 7 years old. *Everyone* in my class was absolutely psycho over them--it was the only thing they ever talked about (methinks I liked them too, but not obsessively--I had, like, a watch, a book, and a little picture--that's the only NKOTB merchandise I had) And, I won't have to worry about a phase like that--SP isn't a phase (I'm past the phase stuff--I used to go through phases, but for the past five years or so, whatever I picked up as an interest stayed).

NKOTB flashbacks are scary. And, I remember the Hanson Fever that went through my school a year ago--AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! And, Puff Daddy, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas, Backstreet Boys (yeah, I'm jumping from category to category here)--now, they're the obsessions of kids at my school. Except for me. I just basically do my own thing.

~Kyle Broslofski~

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Oh my lord Kyle, you were 6 or 7 at the time?!?!!? Now I really feel old.... Especially since today's mah birth-day, buh-buh-buh-birthday! :P -Toni

PS: in case anyone's a bit confused, the "oh my lord Kyle" thing came from the X-mas episode and then "birthday" part came from Damien.

I was 8 or 9...now I'm 15... Sorry, as far as i know I coulda been anywhere for 6-9 years old...don't remember years very well -me

Yeah, I'm 15 now too--All I remember is that the NKOTB phase was going on in my school in 1989, 1990, or 1991.

~Kyle Broslofski~

Yuppers! :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <gets out party hat, ice cream, cake, cookies, candy, Cheesy Poofs, and other cool stuff> WOOHOO!

~Kyle Broslofski~

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Oh, thank you Kyle, for this glorious bounty of yummy goodness you've bestowed upon me! <dances around> Hey you know what? I actually got a box of Cheesy Poofs for mah birthday (I also got a SP b-day card)! They look like regular cheese curls but to me they taste cheesier than Cheetos. An guess whos pic is in the back? Kyle's! :D -Toni

Your welcome! :)

Cool! I haven't been able to find them yet, even at our semi-local Spencer's Gifts (which is about a 30-45 minute drive away)

(I also got a SP b-day

Oooh! They *have* those??? I never knew that! Do they have SP b-day cards at Spencer's, as well?

They look like regular cheese curls but to me they taste cheesier than Cheetos.

<goes into trance> Cheesy Poofs.....Cheesy Poofs!!!!! I absolutely *love* any kind of those cheesy snacks--I'd absolutely go crazy if I could get the real ones--right now, I'm surviving off of Planter's Cheeseballs.

An guess

Kick ass! ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Man, that sucks ass that the Spencer's is so far away from you. Oh yeah, that's right...you live in the Town That Time Forgot :P

Yeah, that's where I got it. I got one where the boys, Wendy, Ike, Sparky, 2 aliens, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat, Chef, Officer Barbrady, and Mrs. Cartman are on the cover. I saw another one that had Kenny wishing a happy birthday (Mmmph pmhhmp mhpphh...)

Cool! I love cheesy snacks too! Yeah, I hope you get your hands on some Cheesy Poofs soon. Me, I kept the box 'cause it looks cool and Kyle's pic is on the back. I wonder if they're going to bring other SP foods to real life, like Cookie Dings or Snacky Cakes, or if they're going to put out a little cookbook so we can make Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise or Chocolate Chicken Pot Pie right in our own home.

-Toni

LOL! :)

Hmm, I better check out Spencer's more often--bribe my parents with doing extra chores *shudder* if they'll take me.

Actually, I saw recipes for some of those things on a South Park website once, but I don't really think they're official recipes from Matt & Trey or Comedy Central or anything like that. I think they're people's interpretations on what those foods would be. I'll post the address if I can find it...I, too, think they should make an official SP cookbook--I think my mom would even like that, since she has a thing for cooking and baking stuff.

~Kyle Broslofski~

In article , Ms. Toni Dimayuga writes

Hehe. I remember the Take That phase when I was six/seven! (I must add, I never liked them, but just about everyone else did!) I reckon NKOTB was even a bit before my time! I would have been about 4!

And I feel like an embryo!

"Hey Mr Hat, what's it like not having an ass?" Cartman from Cheesy Poofs Kart Mike Jakeman ICQ #17759351 mike(at)jakeman(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)(uk)

Mike Jakeman wrote:

Take That wasn't really big over here in the US, as far as I know--I remember there was one song by them that was played constantly, but that's about it, unless I missed alot--at a certain point in my life, I was completely clueless when it came to music--I didn't listen to *anything* for a while there! <hits self on head> What was *wrong* with me?

And, even though I used to be crazy about NKOTB, I can't, for the life of me, remember any of their songs now!

~Kyle Broslofski~

RabbitAnnalt.tv.southpark

Ann wrote:

I don't even remember when New Kids On The Block came in ... I do remember the big fuss when the Beatles broke up, though ...

Rabbit (I do have a cane, by the way!)

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

I on the other hand, have been scarred for life and to this day know practically every NKOTB song on all their 5 (or was it 6?) albums. -Toni

In article , "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:

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You know, speaking of NKOTB, it's pretty late in time, but I did get to see Donnie Wahlberg up close this past Saturday. In my town there is currently a film festival. A film in which he acts was in the official competition, so him, another actor and the director were at the screening. I never, ever thought they would be there! I was just curious to see his film!! They actually hung around till the end, because we saw them outside the theater when we were leaving. It was the last screening, so maybe that's why they hung around, but I thought it was kinda cool. By the way, Mr Wahlberg, like his brother, is a pretty good actor! It was just so weird if you think that in the middle of the NKOTB phase, he would have been SURROUNDED by girls, but now, there were only a couple people I saw go talk to him and congratulate them in a civilized manner. A couple of people took pictures. I, unfortunately, was too chickenshit to go at least shake his hand. *sigh*

Just thought i'd share this little experience with y'all!!

~Andrea Anyone want to sing for old times sake? "Step by step, oooh baby, gonna get to you girl..." Heehee...

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[email] wrote:

I never got to meet Donnie! Damn!

"Step by step, ooh baby, really want you in my world..."

Oh my God, here I go w/ the flashbacks again....I feel like the Godfather..."just when I thought I escaped, they pull me back in" (I just know i butchered that quote) -Toni

Whoops, you didn't get to meet him. Never mind. But man, I used to have such a huge crush on him... -Toni

[email] wrote:

Wow! Nice collection! I have err. the episodes! WHY THE F**K wont your mum let you get that T-Shirt? I mean it's hardly the worst thing that they could have put on the T-Shirt! You hear that kind of thing on the episodes anyway! I say you should kick her in the nuts, and say, 'Eh why dont you go and knit me a sweater or something'.

James Hamer-Morton 'My goodness, that's a lovely dress you are wearing Polly Pretty Pink. Oh, thank you Eric, you are a perfect gentleman. And you are smart and cool. Yes Eric, you are stong and smart and cool. Everybody likes you very much.
Kyle Broslofski-alt.tv.southpark

Thanks! :) I have err. the episodes! WHY THE F**K

Because she's weird that way--I have been told many times of the resemblances between my mom and the *real* Kyle's mom.

I mean it's hardly the worst

I try to tell her that, but she doesn't listen to sense.

I say you should kick her in the nuts, and

LOL!

~Kyle Broslofski~

Does she say 'What, what, WHAT?'??? And have you got your sweater yet?

James Hamer-Morton 'My goodness, that's a lovely dress you are wearing Polly Pretty Pink. Oh, thank you Eric, you are a perfect gentleman. And you are smart and cool. Yes Eric, you are stong and smart and cool. Everybody likes you very much.
Kyle Broslofski-alt.tv.southpark

Actually, she sometimes does! :0

And have you got your

Oh, I don't wear sweaters. They're all itchy and scratchy and stuff--makes me feel like I need calamine lotion! ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

Kyle BroslofskiTonialt.tv.southpark

Hmm, you know, I wonder if that would actually work! Did anyone ever try to get rid of an itch by rubbing a cat on your face? (I'd try, but our cats were given new homes when my brother developed a hideous allergy to them a few years ago--now we have a poodle, but I doubt poodles would be as effective in relieving itches! ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

You don't have a Kenny WATCH??? Dude, Kim, looks like you have something Alyssa DOESN'T have! I bought Kim a Kenny watch and myself a Cartman watch...they're soooooooo cool! (uptons, for all those of you who wish to buy them!!!)

Until next time, goodbye to all you wacky people out there in PC land!

~Lindsay :)

Uptons...hmm? Where are they located? Do they have a website, where I can order stuff off of? And, what other SP stuff do they have? (I'm just so full of questions today, aren't I? Aaahhh! And there's another!)

~Kyle Broslofski~

'scuse my previous post....something the KYLE doesn't have...heh heh...how could I get you mixed up?

Until next time, goodbye to all you wacky people out there in PC land!

~Lindsay :)

And why is THAT??? See, you could just be saying that to throw our attention off of you!!

Until next time, goodbye to all you wacky people out there in PC land!

~Lindsay :)

OOh, that'd be cool...but we gotta give you a cool name that comes from "The Scarlet pimpernell" Y'know "Kim" is "The Lady Margurette" and "C.S" is "Chauvlin Stegosavluin" (SP?) and I'm "The Madame Guillotine"...

Until next time, goodbye to all you wacky people out there in PC land!

~Lindsay :)

ok, I have a name...now what do we do? sit and wait for them to give themselves away?

Spazley aka Lady Jacqueline, latest hunter of the elusive and mysterious Trey and Matt IA, JGA (GOJHumor) "Well, I've been afraid of changin' 'Cause I've built my life around you But time makes you bolder Even children get older And I'm getting older too"

Well, we're, um, making renovations....plus the founder of our orginizatin, C.S, has, like, not posted here for a month...?

To C.S:

COME BACK!!!

Signed The Luege of the T&M Hunters "We Seek Them Here"

Until next time, goodbye to all you wacky people out there in PC land!

~Lindsay :)

I just read an online interview with Trey where he said he went into Palace Chat on Comedy Central's site as "TreyParker" and not one person believed him, just like the David Duchovny thing. Plus, they (Matt said so at least) check into Beef-cake.com once a week and Trey has posted there for sure.

I'm sure that happens a lot. Trey, Matt, if you're reading this...WELCOME! :-D

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