Okay I'm going to try to make this a nice fanfic... ...so please be respectful this is my first time...
Oh yeah especially kyle Broslofski tell me if you like it!!!
<insert legal s**t here> **************************************************************************** <Scene starts at bustop>
Stan: Hey Kyle, my cousin from North Park is coming over to visit me.
Kyle: Cool dude. Hey, I have a cousin that lives there too! Weird!
Stan: Hey let's ask Kenny and Fatass if they have cousins that live up there too!
<Kenny and Cartman walk up, Kenny is laughing his head off>
Stan: Dude what's so funny Kenny?
Cartman: <quickly> Nothing!
Kenny: mhmh mmh mhmhm mhmhm -- (Cartman has lost his -->)
<Cartman cuts Kenny off>
Cartman: My Jacket, that's it my jacket.
Kyle: Kenny wouldn't be laughing if you had just lost you jacket, fatass!
Cartman: Ay!! Screw you! And I'm not fat, just too big for my body!!
Stan: Oh yeah, Kenny, do you have a cousin that lives up in North Park?
Kenny: mhm mhmh, mhm mhm mhmhm mhmh mhm mhmh mhmm. (Oh yeah, I do and his name is Lenny)
Stan: Wow. This is pretty f**ked up right here.
Kyle: Dude where the hell is the bus and that bitch?
<as if on cue, the bus pulls up>
Kyle: about f**king time!
Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY??!!
Kyle: I said I hate f**king limes!
Crabtree: Oh. I hate those too.
<the kids get on the bus>
<Garrison's class>
Garrison: ...so that's how Maverick caught the bad guy.
Kyle: Dude, how does that hove to do with the American Revolution?
Garrison: Kyle, who is the teacher here.
Kyle: But I thought that--
Mr. Hat: You THOUGHT! YOU THOUGHT! YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF---
Garrison: Now Mr. Hat let's not let our negative feelings get the best of us. Kyle, go stand in the corner.
Kyle: Dammit!
<bell rings>
Stan: <laughing>
Kyle: What's so funny?
Stan: Kenny told me what fatass lost this morning. Do you have any idea what a sh- shfincter is?
Kyle: No.
Kenny: <Laughs so hard he falls over>
Stan: Well fatass told me he also has a cousin that lives in North Park, so we're going over to his house.
<Cartman's house>
<the scamps are watching T & P>
Terrance: Hey Phillip, I think I've got a wedgie!
Phillip: Well, what are you going to do about it?
<Terrance farts>
Terrance: Well that cleared it out!
<T & P laugh>
Scamps: <laugh>
<doorbell rings>
< a figure that looks alot like Cartman, but dressed in a rich fashion walks in>
Blaric Chortman: Hello you poor losers.
Stan: Look it's a rich version of fatass.
Cartman: <sarcastically> Hello, cousin Blaric.
Chortman: What do you want you povertous troll. Why If I didn't know better I'd say you looked as bad as a fanfic writer after sleepless nights of writing!
<a loud booming voice is heard in the background>
Drew: I Resent that! I'll have to make you do something stupid in an upcoming scene!
Chortman: Dammit!
<doorbell rings again>
<A figure looking alot like Kyle comes in>
Lyle Kanovski: Oh look it's my cousin Kyle, the loser spoiled brat.
Kyle: <beep> you!
Stan: This is really f<bleep>ed up right here.
<doorbell>
Gennedy Tartakofsky: Oops, wrong cartoon. Anyone know how to get to Dexter's Laboratory?
<he leaves>
<doorbell>
Fran Swamp: Hi Stan. Yes I know I have a girl's name.
Kyle: Dude, your cousin is a guy named FRAN? <laugh>
<doorbell>
Lenny McDouglas: mmh mhmhm mhmh mhmhm (Hello poor cousin Kenny)
<Lenny is a blue version of Kenny, only very rich and suave>
Kenny: mmhm mmhmh mhmhm mhmhm hmmhm hmhmhm! (Holy <beep> this is screwed up!)
Stan: Well I guess we'll have to show them the town.
<-----PART 2 COMING SOON!------>
I bet it sucked, right?
Comments, criticism, anything!!!
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