Volcano: Favorite Scenes

S01E03 VolcanoretroMay 31, 2000, 10:24 AM ET3 years later9 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Steve Suttonalt.tv.southpark

Here's a couple of my favorite scenes from tonight's episode:

Johnson (over intercom): Mayor, the geologist is here to see you. Mayor: My geologist? Now? Tell him the infection is fine and I don't need another check-up. Johnson (over intercom): No, Mayor, that's a gynecologist. A geologist studies the earth. Mayor: Don't you think I know that? How dare you insult my intellect! I went to Princeton, for God's sake! You get out of my office! Johnson (over intercom): I'm not in your office, Mayor. I'm talking to you through a speaker. Mayor (pausing): Just send in the geometrist! Johnson (over intercom): Geologist. Mayor: You are fired, buddy! Johnson (over intercom): Thank you, Mayor. It's been great working for you.

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Mayor: Thank you, Scuzzle Butt. Scuzzle Butt (giving the Mayor flowers): Friend. Mayor: Oh... How sweet. (Stan blasts a bloody hole through Scuzzle Butt's head with a shotgun. Scuzzle Butt drops.) Stan (excited): I did it! I did it! I finally killed something! Reporter: Oh, my god! What has he done?! Mayor: Turn off the cameras!

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I guess copying and pasting text doesn't work that well with RemarQ.

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Looked good enough to me....

Thanks for the memories.

Jay "WTBF"

"Steve Sutton" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Steve SuttonNoiZyalt.tv.southpark

Reading it on RemarQ, some of the lines were run together.

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That bother me knot at aal. Ass loong as everthing is speeled wright.

Jay "WTBF"

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PmanNoiZyalt.tv.southpark

"Jay Whoa There Big Fella" wrote in message news:JMJZ4.3489$[email]...

Yur speling is attroshous, ewe shud gett a gowd dicshunary, lyke I gott.

Pman

NoiZyPmanalt.tv.southpark

Eets kawled: IRONY!!! Look that up in your dickshunery!

I know you caught that irony, I just know you did.....

Jay "WTBF"

"Pman" wrote in message news:NdB_4.4901$[email]...

Steve SuttonNoiZyalt.tv.southpark

Uh, no. The lines were just run together.

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