Hey group this is my first fic posted here I have wrote others but none were posted. So tell me what you think.
Sick Part 1
( Scene is in class) Garrison: and that is how I humped Kate Winsled Kyle: Uh Mr. Garison What does this have to do with the constitution. Garrison: I�m sorry kyle I can�t hear you Kyle: ( loud) I said Garrison: ( cutting him off) Uh you don�t look so good go to the nurse. Kyle: I don�t want to go to the nurse Garrison: Oh I think you should go to the nurse Kyle: Oh whatever you gay Homo ( walks out of the room) Garrison: And don�t come back ( Kyle is at the nurses) Nurse: I�ll Just take a X Ray. Stand still. ( the nurse walks out of the room as mr. Garrison is playing over in his head saying don�t come back) Kyle: What the hell ( Kyle takes a dime and keeps it in the edge of his mouth as the cameras flash) ( scene is the next day in class) Stan: Dude so you tricked her Kyle: I think. she sent me home Garrison: Today we will talk about asian culture if you get a question wrong you fail ( Sneers at kyle) Kyle: Uh oh Garrison: Kyle who playes Kari the lifegaurd on Baywatch 10 seconds Kyle: Uh��.Uh�� Uh�. Uh�. ( as Garrison Says 2 the loundspeaker comes on) Nurse: Kyle Broskofsky please come to the nurses office thankyou ( scene is at nurses) Nurse: Now kyle your X ray has shown a dime in your throat which is probably now in your stomach which means you need to go in for surgery which meens you will have your stomach cut open which meens there is only a 50 percent chance you will live which meens your scruwed. Kyle: That� That was just a trick Nurse: Sorry Kyle but you are ganna have to stay home from school awhile. Kyle: ( close up on kyles face where a grin apeers) ( Scene is at Kyles home as some rock and roll song plays you see variose scenes of kyle acting sick) ( scene is at school Kyle is out) Stan: Mr. Garrison it�s reccess time can we go play Garrison: Not till Kyle Tells us the answer Stan: But Kyle swallowed a dime and needs a operation Garrison: That will be all from you� Now Kyle do you know or will we wait� Have it your way Stan: ( to Cartman) Dude this is fucked up he can�t make us stay here much longer can he Cartmen: I�m Hungry food must eat Kenny: That sick Basterd is just keeping us here so he can fuck us tonight Stan: Dude we have to get out of here now ( stan stands up) Stan: Mr. Garrison I Think I swallowed a dime Garrison: You can go when kyle gives his answer Stan: God Dammit ( Scene is in Kyles house) Shiela: Now Boopy if you need anything just ring this bell Kyle: Sweet ( Pretends to cough) getting sick kicks ass ( his mom leaves) Kyle: ( Rings) MOM!!!! Shiela: Yes Hunny Kyle: I want some cheesy poofs Sheila: Okay ( Sheila walks out) Kyle: ( rings) And Snacky Cakes Sheila: Okay Kyle: ( rings) A pillow to Sheila: Coming right up Kyle: ( rings several times till scene dies out) (scene is in classroom) Stan: Mr. Garrison Kyle is not here Garrison: Well We will just have to wait for him Cartman: But we are hungry pips dead ( Camera moves to a skeleton of pip) Garrison: Oh he�s just a little french kid no one cares Stan: For once he�s right hey dude lets sneak out Cartman: Kick ass ( scene is in the broskofskys car) Kyle: Mom where are we going Sheila: To the hospital boopy Kyle: Why Shiela: To get your operation Kyle: What operation Sheila: You need to get that dime taken out of your stomach Kyle: What are you talking about there is no dime� Oh that dime I lied about that Sheila: sorry hunny I know your scared but we need to take it out Kyle: Mom no that was a lie ( the car pulls up to hells pass hospital and Sheila drags kyle out as he screams) Kyle: NOOOOO (Kyle is in a hospital bed and he hears his mother talking to the doctor) Doctor: He will Be fine Sheila: That�s a relief Doctor: that is unless we operate more than five minutes at that point he will start puking uncontrollable and shake his head back and forth while Sweating immensly than he will stand up and pretend to be a chicken and then.. Sheila: I get the point Doctor: But none of that will happen because we will find the dime easily Sheila: That is a relief Kyle: Oh Fuke
To Be Continued I Need input did it suck tell me