The thread about the presidential elections seems to have faded away. Well, I'm running as an independent on the IAP* ballot, and casting a vote for myself. If nobody else votes, I guess I'm the president. Bwahahahahaha.
*Institutionalized Anarchy Party
As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (Martin Hazelbower) wrote:
Didn't you get the memo? Me and Covenant are now in charge. We just haven't decided which of us has to be the president. :-)
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In article , [email] (BitchMom) wrote:
Damn. In that case, I'll just have to declare myself king. Hail to the king! Bwahahahahaha.
Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ...
wrote:
Martin, Martin, MARTIN... You just haven't been paying attention recently have you....
Covenant. King And Tyrant, Dictator for Life, First Tiger, Stud Monkey, President For January, Op #alt.tv.southpark, Creator of the Pledge, Keeper of the Official Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ
Sorry Dude... You're just too late... (You can be my official Lackey If you want?? You know... My Burns to your Smithers??? (only without you wanting to ewrrmmm... y'know....)
A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
BitchMom wrote in message ...
What do you think should be his penance BitchMom? I say he should be made to stand outside Alt.Tv.Simpsons and shout Homer-Sexual until he is very tired....
(Oh and BTW... Isn't it My month to be Prez just now? and you take over in February??)
In Fact..............
Official Memo::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: alt.tv.southpark Presedential Duty Roster....... If any of the following are unable to discharge their duties for their apportioned duration, please make this known to the Dictator for life, King and Tyrant and first Tiger ASAP.... (Cos in two weeks he's outta here for two weeks!!!)
January: Me February: BitchMom March: Toni April: Martin Hazelbower (with NO "L") May: Dain June: Kyle July: Jeff August: the_davester Sept: AshRead Oct: GUMBELS Nov: open to negotiation... Dec: Joint Me And BitchMom...
Awaiting confirmation
ok, why does kim get oct. do you know what happens in oct??? <g> I'm fine with sept (I'll be legal at the end of it), but kyle, kim and I need to share oct. oh, and cookies to the first person who knows what is so important about oct (the middle of the month, specifiically) (not you two!)
Ashley Sept. President.
AIM-AshRead ICQ-26921582 Sister of Carmel " Dreams unwind. Love's a state of mind."
Hey, Covenant, would I be too harsh in saying I find this whole thread
to be extremely exclusionary?
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Awww, Dave, you can share May with me (I have no clue WHAT I'll be doing in May), you can have the even days, I'll take the odd. And then we can declare martial law and become dictators for life (did I say that or think it?) (oh well, back to reading the other posts) And then to plot world domination. <g>
Quiz time! What is the inspiration for that last bit? And from what **?
Awww. That's nice of you. And aren't you the same Dain that talked Craig into staying? You are just the Patron Saint and GoodWill Ambassador of a.t.s, aren't you? :)
I don't know that I necessarily want the responsibility, it's just this sort of post seems to alienate people. Like all that "fanfic awards" stuff.
In article , [email] wrote:
One and the same. Hmmm, "Patron Saint and Goodwill Ambassador" ... I won't have to do anything religious, will I? <g> Actually, I just hate to see people get pissed off over a miscommunication. There's no point to it. Now getting pissed off for communication of MISinformation is another story (check another of my posts, you'll know the one).
Responsibility? What responsibility? There's responsibility associated with the presidential position? I may have to reconsider. I thought we'd just be given interns and ... I can kinda see your point regarding alienation for the presidential posts, but the "Fanfic awards"? Those are like the equivalent to the Emmys for this NG. I can't see how they would alienate anyone, unless you feel the Emmys alienate folks as well.
Nope, it was inspired by the _Simpsons_ ep where Homer is going to the Duff Brewery and mixes up what he is saying with what he is thinking at the breakfast table. But the world domination stuff does sound P&tBish.
D'I think so Dave, but what if we can't find a rubber lederhosen our size?
In article , [email] wrote:
Memo:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
fine with
share oct.
As King of alt.tv.southpark, I hereby declare you Dictator of alt.tv.southpark. Feel better? :)
Since Jeff is "Dead" can I have July
-Dan
Ds2587sp wrote in message ...
Over my dead body.
Jeff
As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, "Jeff plas" wrote:
Interesting. On the surface it looks like someone pretending to be Jeff. Notice the email address is different? And there is no tag line like Jeff usually has.
But if you dig just a tad deeper: Path:<snip of path to me>[address]
Notice it came from prodigy? Jeff's isp.
From: "Jeff plas" Newsgroups: alt.tv.southpark Subject: Re: the elections Date: Sat, 30 Jan 1999 15:10:22 -0600 Organization: CLEVELAND
The above line can easily be altered on any newsreader.
Message-ID:
The above line CAN'T be altered and you can see it's from prodigy again.
References: Reply-To: "Jeff plas"
Interesting that the reply line was also changed above.
NNTP-Posting-Host: slip-32-100-180-111.oh.us.ibm.net X-Post-Time: 30 Jan 1999 20:14:42 GMT X-Auth-User: 002118726/c171ca2ea6417512 X-Problems-To: [email]
Again, proof that it was posted via prodigy.
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.2106.4 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.2106.4
BTW, Jeff you are an asshole for what you did.
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That's because while Kyle was using my computer, he changed all my settings (like email address and sig).
Yup. It's from me. From my computer. But I didn't change anything back other than my screen name.
Woah.... Does anybody here really think I'd fake my own death? How long have you all known me? Read "to whom it concerns part deux". It's posted by me (but under the name fuel, it was before I knew Kyle had changed all my settings).
Jeff
In article , "Jeff plas" wrote:
Out of curiousity, why?
I don't think you'd fake your own death, but I still want you to kick your friend's ass for me. He deserves that, at the very least. And follow BitchMom's advice and put a password on your personal info (or better yet on your system, who knows what else your friend fucked around with). Glad to see you're doing better, btw, and don't do that again! Just thought of something ... would this be considered the cyber equivalent of being raised from the dead?? Are you really alive or are you actually zombie Jeff??? Will we have to call the worshechestershire (or however you spell/pronounce that damnable sauce) #800 emergency line???? <gets the chainsaw ready ... just in case> <g>
I don't remember what my "organization" or "email address" were. Who pays attention to stuff like that?
Jeff
As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, "Jeff plas" wrote:
People like me that are trying to find out who is really the person posting.
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As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, "Jeff plas" wrote:
Here are the current headers/settings that you are using:
From: "Jeff plas" Organization: CLEVELAND Reply-To: "Jeff plas"
BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me
In article , [email] (BitchMom) wrote:
Organization I can understand (mine changes pretty regularly), but you don't remember your e-mail address??? Huh? Have you checked your e-mail account recently? Any messages you have received will contain your e-mail address.
I know what my email address is. I just know that I wasn't stupid enough to put my real email address on my newsgroup messages. You think I want to get flooded with junk mail? I know what my organization and email address are, what they are according to my profile, and how to change them. I just don't know what they were before.
Jeff
In article , "Jeff plas" wrote:
You did have the ANTI-SPAM bit "no.mail." after the @ in your e-mail address. I know you're probably tired of this topic by now, but seeing as this is my first experience with folks "rising from the cyberdead", could you do me one favor? Call me paranoid, call me suspicious by nature, call me a f**king untrusting soul (but only if you must <g>), but could you please send me a reply to one of the messages I sent to you during your "dead-time", include the original message quoted in full. I would greatly appreciate it, and you would put to rest any notions I have of you not being who you are, even though I think you are who you say you are, and not somebody pretending to be who you say you are even though you really are someone else other than who you say you are (damn, I should be a lawyer, that's more confusing than the Chewbacca defense ... look at the silly monkey <pop goes my head>). TIA, and sorry for extending this topic any further.
As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, "Jeff plas" wrote:
From: "Jeff Plas" Organization: Prodigy Services, Inc
You're welcome :-)
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Just a point of contention I thought I'd bring up. I used to spamblock
my posts, but guess what? I got plenty of bullshit spam e-mails anyway,
so I made it easier for people to e-mail me, and it only takes a few
seconds to delete the unwanted spam. It surely has nothing to do with
"stupidity".
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don't
hey Jeff, why don't u sign up some free e-mail accounts like hotmail or usa.net?
As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, "Jeff plas" wrote:
Just finished reading it. If I were you (lucky for your 'friend' I'm not) I would do something so nasty to that "friend" that he would end up alone and friendless and possibly in prison becoming Bubba's girlfriend.
Nice to see you back, btw, put a f'ing password in the bios so no one else can use your system. :-)
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In article , "Jeff plas" wrote:
Oh! is the Zombie Jeff! come on Jeff, come back! this newsgroup is full of troll stuff lately mail some funny stuff mates!
James
Jeff isn't dead.
Dave wrote:
:) It's about time someone made a Beatles reference to this whole "Jeff is Dead" hoax.
-Toni
Dave wrote in message ...
And *I* am the Eggman.... (No.... wait... I'm the Lamb...)
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
In article , "Covenant" wrote:
And I Am Iron Man.
Dave wrote in message ...
Yeah... It's just a joke Dude... Something for people to have a wee laugh at and add to their sigs for a month iof they wanna...
(Wanna be prez for July???)
I mean... no-one is gonna listen to the Preez's ANYWAY!!!!!
heeheeehee
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
Dave wrote:
<snip snip>
Jesus Dave, no offense, but dude you just gotta chill out here! It's just a joke, ya know? Exclusionary? I mean, you seem to get offended so easily.......just calm down, read the posts, and have fun! :)
-Toni
Offended? That's not 'offended'. You've *seen* 'offended'. :)
Besides, a list of monthly presidents, no, a COMPLETED list of monthly presidents IS, almost by definition, exclusionary. My comment to Cove (surely we're on a monosyllabic basis by now, huh?) wasn't necessarily a slam against anyone in particular, but more of a "boundary tester", and judging by the responses I received, it seems I need to move the boundary back in a little. I've recently decided that a more liberal use of "the smiley" might help smooth out some of the rougher edges my evening posts tent to have.
Sooner or later, we'll all meet somewhere in the middle.
(That's INclusionary.) :)
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-----------------------------------------------------------------Okay... How's about Kyle Kim and Ash share Sept. and Oct. But June is now up for grabs??
(And June is MY Birthday... But again I may not be online for a while then.... So we need a DAMN good reason to let June go........)
Post your reasons, logicalities, pleadings, bribes to the usual adress............. (Heehee)
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AshRead wrote in message ...
Memo:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
King
with
oct.
oct
Can I have November???????? My birthday is in November!!!!!!!!!
dave.
"can you speak up? I'm wearing a towel." --Homer Simpson
Well... seeing as how you asked first!!!!!! All Hail to the Nov. Prez!!
Daaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeee "El Saviourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" BENsoooooooooonnnnn!
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
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Dave Benson wrote in message ...
vote
in
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King
In article , Dave Benson writes:
So's mine. Grab your bat'leth and let's go at it! <note: that may sound pornographic, but it wasn't meant to be>
JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling
Craig Winckler wrote in message ...
before
That's WHY it would be penance!!!!! (Mind you .. note I said OUTSIDE not in the NG..... heh heh...)
in
Memo:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
King
else
I'm begining to lose track of who is meant to be who when and where !!!!!!!
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
Covenant wrote:
March?!?!?!?!?! Why do I get March!?!?!!?!
Eh, it's cool with me-I don't mind it at all :)
-Toni
We'll let you have October with the rest of us, Toni dear..and you know what happens in October <g>
-Kim (nobody seems to be trying to guess..)
ZoeHeris wrote:
Yeeehaw!!! Cool :)
-Toni (October is a cool month, mmmmmmmkay?)
In article , [email] (ZoeHeris) wrote:
Ummmmm ... Halloween? Either Trey or Matt's birthday? Someone "comes of age" (turns 16/18/21)? Lunar/solar eclipse? Speaking of which, I hope you all realize that tonight (1/31) is the FIRST of TWO blue moons to occur this year (kinda wierd).
1 o' dose..
Yaaay! <song> Blue moooooon, you saw me standing-</song> Never mind..
-Kim (eating sugary cereal this morning, don't mind her)