2. Attractive face. (Admittedly she looked better when she
started the show, but fifteen years with Regis has to
take its toll.)
Shapely legs.
Nice rack. (So what if one of her boobs is a little bigger than the other. I can overlook that.)
Even if she IS gagged to prevent her talking about her two stupid brats, she'd still be able to moan.
6. If Frank shows up while we're in the sack, I'm not the
least bit scared of him. I'd kick his ass down the back
stairs. Then, just to humiliate him further, I'd track down
that stewardess that he bagged and do her as well.
When you see the subject line "WHY I WANT TO FUCK MOTHER LOVE", *then* would be a good time to worry.
JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling
Well, at least you Brits showed us a lot in the way of toilet humour, unsparing satire, and inane silliness in the form of shows like Monty Python, The Young Ones, Blackadder, and Bottom, and Viz comics, which were likely largely influential in the development of the type of humour found in shows like Southpark and Beavis 'n Butthead.
DON'T FORGET AB FAB GOD-DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The BEST show of ALL TIME and it knew when to quit,unlike South (lame) Park!!!!
Yeah...you're a lame-head, go home SMITH....no-one wants yor NASTY comments...Toni, Is right you bloody well sod off watching it and sod off from here!
Red Dwarf! The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Everything! Why, without our pals in England, we wouldn't even have heavy metal music! And, um, scones! I seem to be running out of steam, so I'll stop :)
Nopers! It's Scottish. It's the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach (as Peter Puppy, of Earthworm Jim would say! :) I really can't see how anyone would be able to eat that! Icko!
Oh Kyle!!! That ia all a nasty rumour put about by the English who don't want our national dish to be exported to the world. Processed (i.e. FAKE) Haggis is *similar* to what you wrote, there is also oatmeal in it.)
But the *real* Haggis is actually a small quadruped that lives in burrows in the Scottish Highlands, (generally, they don't spread too far past the central belt.) There is a rumour that they have legs shorter on one side for running around the hills easier, but this is NOT true...It is caught and killed humanely and then boiled whole, the head and pelt are removed, intestines too, (the pelt is fairly worthless BTW ), and the flesh is served with boiled potatoes, (with lots of butter), and with what we call champit (or chappit) neeps. I.e. boiled and mashed turnip.
There is a Haggis Season, between August 13 (The day after grouse season starts), and runs until April 2nd. (just after April Fools...You have that in the US, yeah? Actually , of course you do..I remember a Snoopy cartoon about that , but... I digress!)
The anniversary of our National Bard's (Robert Burns) birth is usually celebrated with a meal of Haggis and at which his poem "To A Haggis" is performed;
The first verse goes;
Fair fa' yir honest sonsie face Great chieftan o' the puddin' race aboon them a' ye tak yir place painch, tripe or thairm weel are ye worthy o' a grace as lang's ma airm.
And now that I've burbled on...I shall go. ; ' )
Cheers Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
Eh. I once ate P'tcha... That's jellied calves feet. Tasted great for about three seconds, then I got violently ill.
JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling
I once ate shark...not knowing what it was. Then, there was the time that I accidentally took a big 'ole bit out of a chicken liver...I remember it scared me, and I freaked out, and somehow got my arm stuck in between rungs of my chair...I had to use Crisco to get my arm un-stuck from the chair....And, I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about...
That's around the time that the Italians harvest the spaghetti orchards, isn't it?
JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling
2. Attractive face. (Admittedly she looked better when she
started the show, but fifteen years with Regis has to
take its toll.)
Shapely legs.
Nice rack. (So what if one of her boobs is a little bigger than the other. I can overlook that.)
Even if she IS gagged to prevent her talking about her two stupid brats, she'd still be able to moan.
6. If Frank shows up while we're in the sack, I'm not the
least bit scared of him. I'd kick his ass down the back
stairs. Then, just to humiliate him further, I'd track down
that stewardess that he bagged and do her as well.
Which one? When I was watching her on the show braless the other day, in her tight, semi-transparent blouse, jiggling around in her hulahoop. I really couldn't tell. Her hard, erect nipples were distracting me. Is it the left or right one? I'm sure it's not because of implants.