PIG AND ELEPHANT DNA Lyrics by Arthur Levesque ([email]) (To the tune of "Everybody's Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy)
Everyone's working on their science projects Everyone, even the rejects, oh Elephants are smart, but aren't good pets at all Pigs are much better, their poop is small Poop is small
Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice Everybody's got their leash and collars Pot-belled elephants would be nice Anybody'd pay fifty dollars, oh You want a pig with four butts? I'll kick you in the nuts! They gotta make some sweet love Come on give them a shove
Making them drink beer to see them get it on Get them in the mood, Chef, Elton John Everyone's hoping it won't be too big Nobody wants to wake with a pig
Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice Everybody's got their leash and collars Pot-belled elephants would be nice Anybody'd pay fifty dollars, oh You want a pig with four butts? I'll kick you in the nuts! They gotta make some sweet love Come on give them a shove
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You want a pig with four butts? I'll kick you in the nuts! They gotta make some sweet love Come on give them a shove
You want a pig with four butts? I'll kick you in the nuts! They gotta make some sweet love Come on give them a shove