This is yet another 'fic by me. From now on I shall try to do a few things: 1. Build a Character for Alicia. I don't want her to be just "There", like some origial characters. 2. Redo my first fanfics. I am really disapointed with those, and I want to fix them, so they will be in glory.
Now on with the 'fic...
[Fanfic: Into the Void]
[legal stuff, Theme song, etc.]
[Black screen. The words "2020: Denver" Appear on the screen. Shot of a large office building. Kyle is working in a cubicle. Kyle is wearing an office shirt (with a tie) and Dockers, with a designer hat(like the one he has now.]
Kyle: (Typing) And I�m done! Now to play some Tiger Woods Jr. Golf.
[Cartman walks in. He is wearing an office shirt and tie, with Dress pants, but not wearing the hat. The shirt has grease stains on it, and his body form is similar to Chef�s. He sounds like Uncle stinky, only a little different.]
Cartman: Hey Kyle. How�s work?
Kyle: Fine.
Cartman: Yeah, the Blanksky report was tough. Hey, Chandra and I were wondering if you wanted to double date with us. We know this girl named Heather, and she is gorgeous! How about it?
Kyle: (grumpy) No.
Cartman: Come on, man! Get over it! You divorced Alicia quite a while ago!
Kyle: (grumpy) Still, no.
Cartman: �She�s got a nice ass�
Kyle: Hmmm�
Cartman: Just do it!
Kyle: Okay. But if she is not as good as you say she is-
Cartman: She will be good!
Kyle: Like the Coffee machine babe?
Cartman: Just like.
Kyle: I�ll have to go.
[Shot of Stan and Wendy�s house. It is a normal, middle class home. Stan is wearing a T-shirt and Jeans, while Wendy is wearing a Maternity Gown.]
Wendy: (to Stan) So how was work at the rigs today?
Stan: I got a lot of work done.
Wendy: That�s good. I made Steak.
Stan: I love steak!
[That night. Stan has a dream]
Dream: (Sounds like Korn) This is not real, it is fake! You must fix it now, before everything falls apart! Mmmmackaponbang!! RhackertackbatterRhackpat! (freak on a leash-esque guitar "Solo") Bon! Ooo Rechafintah It, it will die! Bon! Ooo frickerfinitah Goo! It, it will die! (Some guest rapper shows up) You know it would be phat if you fixed it, it�ll be done like that! This world ain�t real, it is whack! (Back to John Davis) Boomnickpattarattasincondaydoon! Chon! Assho! Foreyhunt!
[Stan wakes up]
Stan: Woah! What an odd dream! (Waking Wendy up) Hey Wendy!
Wendy: What?
Stan: I had this dream where Korn sang a song saying that this is all fake, and that I had to fix it.
Wendy: Wait a minute� Korn!?!?!?! I better get the dream book.
[She takes out the dream book]
Wendy: (reading) If Korn appears in a dream of yours, whatever it says is true! Even more so if some rapper sings with them! Stan, was there a rapper?
Stan: Yeah, I think it was Ice-T.
Wendy: Oh my god! Ice-T! We must call Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Alicia right away!
[The Next day. Shot of Kenny, at a Concert. He is Lead Singer and Guitarist for the heavy metal Band Purple Death. The band is very popular, because Kenny is the only rock star to have ever died on stage. Kenny is now referred to as "Kenny Death", for obvious reasons. He is dressed like Ozzy Osborne in "Chef aid", only with the hood.]
Kenny: (singing)You�re going to hell, but why? THEY�RE ALL HYPOCRITES! Blaaaaauuugh! (calming down) Yeah! (Song finishes)
Roadie: (Offstage) Hey, Kenny! You got a call from someone called Stan Marsh!
Kenny: Stan?
[Kenny walks offstage. He picks up the phone.]
Kenny: Kenny speaking. Yeah? Korn? Yeah, I�ll be there as soon as possible!
[Shot of Kyle and Cartman getting ready. The Phone rings.]
Cartman: (picks up the phone) Hello? Stan? Fake? Korn? I�ll be there! (To Kyle) Kyle! Come here! There is a major problem!
Kyle: What?
Cartman: This is all fake!
Kyle: Oh yeah?
Cartman: Stan had it in a dream with Korn.
Kyle: WHAT!?!?!?! Normally, I would dismiss it as horse shit, but since it�s Korn, well�
Cartman: I know. Horrid.
Kyle: We must go at once.
[Shot of Alicia�s home. It is a very nice home (Obviously got it during the Divorce) Alicia has custody of her and Kyle�s 3 kids, (ages 3, 5, and 8) and has a boyfriend named Tom. The Phone Rings]
Alicia: (Picking up the Phone) Hello? Fake? How? Korn? I must go!
[Shot of Wendy and Stan]
Stan: Well I guess that�s everybody.
Wendy: I hope they come in time!
Stan: I hope they do too.
[Shot of Kyle, Cartman, and Cartman�s girlfriend in a car. Cartman is eating M&Ms, and crunching very loudly. Kyle is driving]
Kyle: God damn, Cartman! Think you can crunch louder?
Cartman: (Crunching louder) Is that better?
Kyle: (Under his breath) Stupid Asshole. Can�t even understand sarcasm.
Cartman: What?
Kyle: Nothing. (Under his breath) Needs a hearing aid too.
Cartman�s Girlfriend: Oh� I don�t feel too good� pull over!
Kyle: What?
CG: Now!
[Shot of CG outside the car puking her guts out. Back to Cartman and Kyle.]
Cartman: Hmm� seems she does that every day!
Kyle: Maybe it�s because she accidentally laid eyes on your dick!
Cartman: My manhood is great enough to turn a man gay!
Kyle: From what I hear, It�s enough to turn a woman lesbian! I feel bad for Chandra, because she has to look at your knobby dick every night!
Cartman: For your information, she prizes my part, she even made a life-size sculpture of it!
Kyle: Must be awful small.
[Chandra comes back into the car]
Chandra: What were you two talking about?
Kyle: We were talking about how small Cartman�s-
Cartman: Nose is.
Chandra: Yeah, it is kind of small.
Cartman: Small n� pretty.
[Kyle gives Cartman a funny look]
Kyle: Uhhh� yeah.
Cartman: Boo yah!
Kyle: Well let�s get going.
[Shot of Kenny on a Jet plane. There is waiters and servants all over the place. The is sitting with 3 associates.]
Guy1: Kenny, last night�s show was terrific! Your death was astonishing.
Guy2: It was all in the lightning.
Kenny: I know, I know.
Guy3: So what is this town we are going to?
Kenny: Some hick town in the Mountains.
Guy2: Mountains? Are you sure we should be fly through mountainous terrain?
Kenny: Its okay!
Guy1: Good.
[They land. Kenny leaves]
Kenny: Well see you guys later!
[Shot of Alicia driving down the Interstate. Her kids are screaming like kids do.]
Kid1: Are we there yet?
Alicia: Not for a while.
Kid1: Why?
Alicia: Because it�s a long way to go.
Kid1: Can�t we speed up?
Alicia: (A little pissed off) No. It is against the law.
Kid1: Go faster!
Alicia: (pissed tone) If you keep bugging me, I�ll just slow down to 20 mph!
Kid1: Uhh.. erm..(shuts up)
Alicia: Good.
Kid2: I�m hungry!
Kid3: I have to go pee!
Alicia: (Grumbles) crap.
[Hours later. She finally reaches South Park.]
Alicia: All right, kids! We�re at Stan�s house!
Kids: Yay!
[Alicia knocks on Stan�s door]
Stan: Hello? Alicia! I�m so glad to see you!
Alicia: Me too!
Stan: Come in!
[They walk in. Kenny and Wendy are also there.]
Alicia: Kenny! It�s been so long! Wendy! Look at you!
Wendy: Yup. I am now pregnant.
Alicia: Wow. Kids, find a place to stay!
Kids: Okay. (they leave)
Alicia: So Kenny, how�s business?
Kenny: Fine. I got a Grammy.
Alicia: I wish I saw it.
Kenny: Yeah, Keith Richards had a hard time breathing, though. He had a couple of heart attacks too.
Alicia: Oh. Kind of sad.
Kenny: Yeah.
[Kyle, Cartman, and Cartman�s girlfriend come in.]
Kyle: Hi everyone! So nice to see� (angry voice) Oh. It�s you.
Alicia: (Angry voice) Look what the cat dragged in�
TO BE CONTINUED...
Now, did it suck, or was it good? TELL ME! Respond!