Spammers are Crab People!

Oct 22, 2003, 11:15 PM ET6 posts by 4 posters
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Howard Shubs

It's all very clear to me now. Crab People are lame, weak, and no one likes them. Spammers are lame, weak, and no one likes them. It fits!

You are what you eat, therefore, I'm a vegetable! Cows and chickens and Pop Tarts are too.
LooseChanjHoward Shubs

On or about Wed, 22 Oct 2003 23:15:05 -0400, Howard Shubs made the sensational claim that:

Ah, but are they made out of wood?

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Howard ShubsLooseChanj

In article , LooseChanj wrote:

Now you're mixing two mythologies. Nonono.... I thought of a few more congruencies between Crab People and Spammers, but I can't post them on an open newsgroup. :-/

You are what you eat, therefore, I'm a vegetable! Cows and chickens and Pop Tarts are too.
drewdawgLooseChanj

within the halowed think tank known as:fKJlb.15310$[email], LooseChanj employed much intelect to add:

NEE!

spauldingaeHoward Shubs

"Howard Shubs" wrote in message news:[email]...

What I'm wondering is, do Spammers taste like crabs but talk like people?

Howard Shubsspauldingae

In article , "spauldingae" wrote:

I'm not going there on an open newsgroup. :->

You are what you eat, therefore, I'm a vegetable! Cows and chickens and Pop Tarts are too.