South Park fans are stupid.

Feb 25, 199829 posts by 20 postersalt.tv.southpark
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This message REALLY pissed me off until I looked at who posted this message and his name was Jimbo,big tip off,hes lucky i saw it too,i considered a fat juicy MAIL BOMB!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! = )

you are all fat slobs with single digit IQs. All you do is sit in front of your computer all day writing about the lamest show ever made. The only time you take a break is to watch the show itself. You are probably all gay and will never get any pussy because all you do all day is sit at the computer because you have no friends. I fell sorry for you all.

Jimbo, or Jimbette, wrote: "You are all fat slobs with single-digit IQs...You are probably all gay and will never get any pussy (actually, that part almost makes sense)...I fell (sic) sorry for you all."

Best damn impersonation of Cartman I ever read!

abe hornberg

"If you fancy it, there it is, in your eye. If not, be it his that finds it."

abe hornberg beat on the keyboard and out came:

Hmmmm. . . I was imagining the comic book guy from the Simpsons when I read this guy's post. You know, the type of dude with a superior attitude but is actually a big ol geek with a pony tail cuz he's too dammed cheap to get a haircut. His punctuation isn't nearly excited enough to be Cartman.

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I AM NOT A TROLL! any idiot worth his Harvard degree knows that the last of the Trolls were eliminated by the CIA in the 70's.... oops, I've said too much!

James Fabiano wrote in message ... >Uh-oh, I better not cross the bridge, the nasty ol' troll might get me! > >J.F.

When the clock read precisely Wed, 25 Feb 1998 22:47:31 -0500, "Jimbo" took a payphone and said rapidly into it:

Since when was the CIA competent enough to kill the Trolls? I thought they had a hard enough time keeping loyal members in that time frame... :)

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And  writing this message makes you mature and dignified right?  For your info
I am an active Catholic (lent starts today! I gave up red meat). I also excell
in English and Science courses. I can tell you anything about a great majority
of dog breeds, I love Greek Mythology, I'll name all the parts of a cell (plant
or animal) and I am working on learning French.  I also know that feel is
spelled f-e-e-l rather than f-e-l-l as you sir spelled it. I think you just
like getting people mad.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT WAS ONLY A JOKE YOU SILLY BASTARDS! SnowCalico wrote in message ...

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Jimbina wrote "You are probably all gay and will never get any pussy..."

Not so. Tonight we had Jay Leno. What a pussy!

meow,

abe hornberg

"If you fancy it, there it is, in your eye. If not, be it his that finds it."

SnowCalico wrote:

dont worry i recognize this idiot from several other places he only makes himself look stupid over and over again

best bet is to ignore the homely little troll and he will crawl back under his bridge

What I meant was you guys don't have any pussy _CATS_...

"@..[-travesty-].."@ wrote in message ...

i don't want pussy...i'm a girl...and i don't lick carpet either...how old are you??? i'm guessing 7...you don't even have insults worthy enough of 8

~ PeRfect FRom now On ([email]) Jimbo wrote in article ... you are all fat slobs with single digit IQs. All you do is sit in front of

Jimbo wrote in article ... you are all fat slobs with single digit IQs.

sticks & stones, you need to grow up and purchase your own life.

Nah. It sounds more like you're jealous to me. You can't stand the fact that we're having fun while you're so full of anger at something or other that you have to strike out at whoever you can. The fact that we understand this should take a lot of the wind out of your frumpy sails. Learn how to control and dispel your anger and stop acting so childishly. You're only hurting yourself.

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Of course, considering that he wrote under the name Jimbo, he could simply be a troll.

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"Jimbo" writes:

*AHEM*

Well, I was going to say that my IQ is obviously the equivalent of yours raised to the 1000th power, however, 1 raised to any power is still 1, so then you'd actually be right I guess.....

YES! You are right! I do! However, I also get paid $60K+ a year to do it.... how about you?

Nope, scientific studies have now proven that "She's the Sheriff" is ACTUALLY the lamest show ever made....

And what better reason?

Hmmm... I don't know how to respond to this one. This seems to be a paradox. As a woman, I really don't want to get any pussy, so wouldn't that make me straight? But, you say we're all gay... so that must mean I get pussy. But, you say I never will... strange.

So, I guess you're sitting at the computer all day because you're taking a break from masturbation?

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all that bulls@*#t makes a lot of sense coming from someone named "jimbo". he's probably just some dumb stupidass redneck who doesn't have the intelligence to just change the tv channel to something he could understand. maybe dukes of hazard or wwf wrestling are getting too complicated? what sayeth you about that? huh JIMBO? don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cover,redneck.........:-|

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Oh give it a rest, just because your clueless to the obvious, doesn't mean you have to go around and decide what is stupid and what is good. Frankly, your letter only shows how little intellegence you have.