Happy Birthday, Matt!

Ya old fart! 28. Even *I* am younger than that.

*convenes a special meeting of the sorority in honor of the occasion*

Merry.

In article , [email] (Merry Widow) writes:

That explains why my eyesight is failing and I have to keep my teeth in a glass by my bed. I'm 33. ;-)

Okay, did I miss something here, who is matt ?

Does he post here? Whats his Posting name?

-Dan

If he's ever posted here, we don't know it. It's Matt Stone. As in "Trey Parker and Matt Stone." As in "the creators of South Park."

Mr. Dead

I think she's talking about Matt Stone. You know the one, although you might not, this being a South Park newsgroup and all :)

I my god, I feel so stupid, I was braindead that night, sorry you guys, and happy birthday matt!!!!!!

At first I played the record backwards...and heard an ominous voice moan, "You'll screw up the needle that way!" Horrified, I skipped to track two, where I heard Suttsteve singing:

~In article , [email] (Merry ~Widow) writes: ~ ~>Ya old fart! 28. Even *I* am younger than that. ~ ~That explains why my eyesight is failing and I have to keep my teeth in a glass ~by my bed. I'm 33. ;-)

Damn, Steve! I'm surprised yer not dead yet!

Hey, everybody! Look out! This group is being overrun by old people!

Merry.

Merry Widow wrote in message ...

Heh...

It always HAS been ! ; ' )

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

At first I played the record backwards...and heard an ominous voice moan, "You'll screw up the needle that way!" Horrified, I skipped to track two, where I heard Covenant singing:

~ ~Merry Widow wrote in message ... ~>At first I played the record backwards...and heard an ominous voice moan, ~>"You'll screw up the needle that way!" Horrified, I skipped to track two, ~>where I heard Suttsteve singing: ~> ~>~In article , [email] ~>(Merry ~>~Widow) writes: ~>~ ~>~>Ya old fart! 28. Even *I* am younger than that. ~>~ ~>~That explains why my eyesight is failing and I have to keep my teeth in a ~>glass ~>~by my bed. I'm 33. ;-) ~> ~>Damn, Steve! I'm surprised yer not dead yet! ~> ~>Hey, everybody! Look out! This group is being overrun by old people! ~ ~ ~ ~Heh... ~ ~It always HAS been ! ; ' )

Guess I'm glad I fit in, then! ^_^

Merry.

Suttsteve wrote in message ...

(Merry

glass

You young whipersnapper !!!!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Lifespan

Nooooo! Now they're going to become old farts and start to *gasp* mature! Save them! Save them both before it's too late-ah, who am I kidding, the boys'll never grow up, that's why we love them! ^_^ So we're a sorority now? Hmm, whodathunkit?

-Kim (whose period key doesn't work, damnit)

At first I played the record backwards...and heard an ominous voice moan, "You'll screw up the needle that way!" Horrified, I skipped to track two, where I heard ZoeHeris singing:

~> ~>Ya old fart! 28. Even *I* am younger than that. ~> ~>*convenes a special meeting of the sorority in honor of the occasion* ~> ~>Merry. ~ ~Nooooo! Now they're going to become old farts and start to *gasp* mature! ~Save them! Save them both before it's too late-ah, who am I kidding, the ~boys'll never grow up, that's why we love them! ^_^

But remember, Trey asked his family to put a bullet in his brain when he turns thirty. There are REASONS they'll never grow up. ^_~

~So we're a sorority now?

Well, we are the Sisters, and a sorority is just a sisterhood. *shrugs, winks*

~Hmm, whodathunkit?

Someone smarter than I, sweetie.

~-Kim (whose period key doesn't work, damnit)

What about the period key on your number pad?

Merry.

As do I, as do i. but really, I'm posting this because Dave Stotts turned 38 yesterday-he is the porn photographer who was the insperation for 'dave the lighting guy'

Ashley Sister of Carmel "There's only now, there's only here, give into love, or live in fear no other path no other way no day but today"

At first I played the record backwards...and heard an ominous voice moan, "You'll screw up the needle that way!" Horrified, I skipped to track two, where I heard Ashling81 singing:

~>"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'...
~> but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."
~>
~>     --Dave The Lighting Guy (Matt Stone) to Joe Young (Trey Parker),
~>        "Orgazmo"
~
~As do I, as do i. but really, I'm posting this because Dave Stotts turned
38
~yesterday-he is the porn photographer who was the insperation for 'dave the
~lighting guy'

That really...REALLY scares me. They based..."it" would be the best word for Matt's character...on a real person? Eeep.

Merry.

<hugs Trey protectively> Noturn30! Noturn30! Nonono! <g>

Phi Beta Carmel, if I may borrow from Ash right there <g> it has a ring to it

I'm on this Godforsaken laptop..ah well, it's working again anyway. ^_^

-Kim

At first I played the record backwards...and heard an ominous voice moan, "You'll screw up the needle that way!" Horrified, I skipped to track two, where I heard ZoeHeris singing:

~>But remember, Trey asked his family to put a bullet in his brain when he ~>turns thirty. There are REASONS they'll never grow up. ^_~ ~> ~ ~<hugs Trey protectively> Noturn30! Noturn30! Nonono! <g>

I'm pretty sure that's what he has in mind. ^_~

~>~So we're a sorority now? ~> ~>Well, we are the Sisters, and a sorority is just a sisterhood. *shrugs, ~>winks* ~ ~Phi Beta Carmel, if I may borrow from Ash right there <g> it has a ring to it

That sounds pretty kewl.

~>~-Kim (whose period key doesn't work, damnit) ~> ~>What about the period key on your number pad? ~ ~I'm on this Godforsaken laptop..ah well, it's working again anyway. ^_^

I'd hate to go for any length of time without my sacred ellipsis...

Merry.

True, but one can't stop time..or can they? Perhaps he only meant when he was 30 at heart. I certainly hope so..otherwise he has less than 6 months to live, and damnit, we'll have to score with him *fast*.

-Kim

At first I played the record backwards...and heard an ominous voice moan, "You'll screw up the needle that way!" Horrified, I skipped to track two, where I heard ZoeHeris singing:

~> ~>~>But remember, Trey asked his family to put a bullet in his brain when he ~>~>turns thirty. There are REASONS they'll never grow up. ^_~ ~>~> ~>~ ~>~<hugs Trey protectively> Noturn30! Noturn30! Nonono! <g> ~> ~>I'm pretty sure that's what he has in mind. ^_~ ~> ~> ~ ~True, but one can't stop time..or can they? Perhaps he only meant when he ~was 30 at heart. I certainly hope so..otherwise he has less than 6 months ~to live, and damnit, we'll have to score with him *fast*.

LOL! How true. Let's go and fetch him and put him in a stasis chamber for a while, shall we?

Merry.

Ooh, yes! I'll get the rope if you get the plane tickets! Ash, bring the condoms and secure the freezing-room type thing reservations (use the one from Austin Powers, that one was cool)! Hang on, my love! We're coming!

-Kim (who knows that they're probably annoying everyone with this thread, but doesn't really care)

<<<grabs condoms>> <<calls important person>> WE GOT IT!! ok, who's got the carmel sauce? oh, and can I have a Dian Bachar too, I need a new pet!

Ashley "There's only now, there's only here, give into love, or live in fear no other path no other way no day but today"

At first I played the record backwards...and heard an ominous voice moan, "You'll screw up the needle that way!" Horrified, I skipped to track two, where I heard ZoeHeris singing:

~>~>~>But remember, Trey asked his family to put a bullet in his brain when he ~>~>~>turns thirty. There are REASONS they'll never grow up. ^_~ ~>~>~> ~>~>~ ~>~>~<hugs Trey protectively> Noturn30! Noturn30! Nonono! <g> ~>~> ~>~>I'm pretty sure that's what he has in mind. ^_~ ~>~> ~>~> ~>~ ~>~True, but one can't stop time..or can they? Perhaps he only meant when he ~>~was 30 at heart. I certainly hope so..otherwise he has less than 6 months ~>~to live, and damnit, we'll have to score with him *fast*. ~> ~>LOL! How true. Let's go and fetch him and put him in a stasis chamber for ~>a while, shall we? ~ ~Ooh, yes! I'll get the rope if you get the plane tickets! Ash, bring the ~condoms and secure the freezing-room type thing reservations (use the one from ~Austin Powers, that one was cool)! Hang on, my love! We're coming! ~ ~-Kim (who knows that they're probably annoying everyone with this thread, but ~doesn't really care)

*looks at subject, looks at post text*

I'd say this has degenerated quite a bit from the original intent. ^_~

Merry.

Doesn't it. we need an ICQ chat this weekend, someone IM or mail me w/time ideas. can't be sunday at all-graduation.

Ashley Phi Beta Carmel "There's only now, there's only here, give into love, or live in fear no other path no other way no day but today"