Jeffery Isabella MacGallengton wrote:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now, back to your regular alt.tv.southpark activities.
<giggles>
Hehehe, sorry about that you guys; I just couldn't help myself!
-Toni
OH NO!!!!!!
Toni is the BEEEPER!!!!!!
How could we all have been so blind!! It's so obvious once you look at it.......
She comes on, acts really nice, becomes the Enforcer, falls in love with Joe, (strings Dain along!!), acts as if she was the sweetest creature in the known universe, (Except for a small part of toronto!!) And all this time she's been LAUGHING at us!!
LAUGHING, I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAARGHHH!!!!!!!!
Errmmm........ Okay... okay.... I'm fine now......
Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands
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Toni wrote in message ...
Covenant wrote:
<evil, sinister grin>
Yes, it's been me all along......I'm the nefarious (is that even a word?) BEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<cue cheesy dramatic bad guy music>
MUA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You fools......you pathetic little fools....you played right into my scheming little hands. The plan worked out perfectly. I've been framing Pstokley as the b****er, causing a witchhunt, and I've also taken the role as the Enforcer.......when I'VE been the t**ll all along!!!!!!!!!!
<more cheesy dramatic bad guy music>
NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!!!!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!! A-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA.......HAHAHAHAHAHA.......ahem......*cough*.....too much laughing....*gasp*.....
Ahem....I'm ok now.....I'm fine, really I am! :)
-Toni
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Toni wrote in message ...
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With special guest stars Robin Williams and Kyle Broslofski......
Damn... I've been twirtled.. Thwurtled by a Toni !!!!
Nothing else for it but to settle down to a feast, a feast of Roast Beast....
Toni... troll or not... I still Love You Dearly.........
Boooiinnnggg (Nope..can't do it...>choke< It...i...it's just t.tt...tttooo mm..m.much.....>SOB<
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Covenant. A Man With ..With..W..... .................
Covenant wrote:
Roast beast????
Awwwwwwwhhhhh! Ah, I feel the same way Joe! You are too sweet for words! XXXXXXXXXXXX
-Toni
In article , Toni writes:
Bah! Roast beast is a feast I can't stand in the least!
JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling
In article , "Covenant" wrote:
Oh, the treachery of it all! I feel so ... so ... used! I could just crawl under this rock in shame <crawls under the rock, only to pop up again on the other side and run off into the sunset with Toni> Ah, what the hell, beeper or not she's still (as Cartman would say) sweeeet!
<Cov looks around and sees Toni is no longer by his side, and looks to his ticket to Canada for reassurance>
In article , "Covenant" wrote:
huh?
James
By any chance, have you ever seen the show Freakazoid?!? If so, you might get why I brought it up...;P
Kyle Broslofski wrote:
Actually, I've only seen the show once. Why do you ask?
-Toni
Well, I understand, I get those urges every once in a while. Uh... ...that didn't come out right. GET ALL YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER YOU SICK PEOPLE! Erm... ...heheheh sorry.
Note to Carmel Sisters: GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!
Note to people I hate: SCREW YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! You know who you are! :)
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GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE.... ...oh... ...wait I already said that. ;)
Gyrex Derision wrote:
AY! I don't need to take that kinda shit from a.....a.....a whatever you are! <gggg>
-Toni (she whose mind fell in the gutter 2 years ago and has never been recovered since)
what happened 2 years ago Toni??
(this time round if you don't want to tell people about it don't post it!)
James
[email] wrote:
Because 2 years ago is when I started dating :P
-Toni
But I *like*the gutter, and if you don't like what I have to say: don't read it. the same way I don't read your fanfics.
Ash AIM-AshRead ICQ-26921582 Sister of Carmel " Dreams unwind. Love's a state of mind."
Um... ...'case you didn't notice, I was kidding. I don't troll. (Not like Pstokely <g>)
Sorry if I pissed anyone off!
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BEHOLD THE WRATH OF PYLOROS.... ....oops.... ...wrong Newsgroup! <g> :)
<innocently> What'd we do? <g> I knew we'd piss *someone* off..well, quite frankly, Gyrex, I don't like you. So you can just go stick it up your ass...or not.
-Kim (just kidding, but, seriously, everyone *else* ignores us..)