"School Fun"

Jan 7, 2009, 5:25 PM ET2 posts by 2 posters
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The Wise One

School Fun

(NFW) - A first grade teacher collected well known Proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

Better to be safe than ..................... punch a fifth grader.
Strike while the ..................... bug is close.
It's always darkest before ..................... Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of ..................... termites.
You can lead a horse to water but ..................... how?
Don't bite the hand that ..................... looks dirty.
No news is ..................... impossible.
You can't teach an old dog new ..................... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..................... stink in the
morning.
The pen is mightier than the ..................... pigs.
Happy the bride who ..................... get all the presents.
A penny saved is ..................... not much.
Two's company, three's ..................... the Musketeers.
None are so blind as ..................... Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not ..................... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed ..................... get new batteries.
You get out of something what you ..................... see pictured on
the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind ..................... get out of the way.

[from a New Jersey Newspaper, used as Christmas wrapping, 2008]

Wog�GeorgeThe Wise One

"The Wise One" wrote in message news:gk3a4k$l1j$[email]...

That was my favourite. Classic, in fact!

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George "If you lose the big game, that little boy is gonna die faster than Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingrays" - Cancer Doctor - 14 November 2006