Stan's Puking On Wendy: My Theory

Ladies and Gentlemen, Here's my theory on why Stan pukes on Wendy. My theory is that Stan is destined to go on a courtship with her. That means that they can't touch each other, and that if they want to write letters or talk online to each other, one has to keep a diary, and when one wants to tell another his/her thoughts, they read it out loud. For example, when Wendy gave Stan that message in "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe," Wendy didn't read it out loud to Stan, so he puked! I'm sorry if this may sound kind of stupid, but I'm just giving everybody my two cents. Thanks, Jeffery ICQ # 20064265 [email] http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/9364/

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Uhm, the reason that Stan pukes on Wendy is because he likes her. Cartman said that during "Anal Probe". Yes they have been dating after that episode, but they can touch each other because in "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls" they held hands. I don't know about the keeping a diary part though.

-Toni

Here's another.

Are you familiar with a sexual fetish known as "emitophilia"? It's the sexual obsession with vomit (a.k.a. "The Roman Shower"). Well, you know what Freud had to say about children (and yes, Toni, I know Freud was quack).

If Freud was to do a full psychoanalysis on Stan and Wendy, he probably would use a previous line of reasoning that children are highly sexual (think "Oedipus complex" and "Penis Envy"). Being that the kids are prepubescent, they use the only sexual outlet that is fully developed -- their mouths.

(Sounds pretty sick, don't it? Hey, I only call 'em as I see 'em.)

But then, other eps have pretty much shot that theory down, such as the Iceman one where Stan gets really dizzy and pukes, and "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" where Stan gets nauseous when he sees the doctor cut the patient open and he pukes into the incision.

Peace, Vince Yim

In article , Hiro Protagonist wrote:

No. But now I will go around calling people "emitophiliacs".

I equate Stan's puking on Wendy with my "jello knees" I get when I'm hot for a guy. It's the same thing, only my response is a lot easier to hide!

Karen