hey i watch the movie yesterday, i was wondering who is brian boitano?
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who is brian botiano?
Jul 4, 199934 posts by 19 postersalt.tv.southpark
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AN OLYMPIC ICE SKATER
He is someone who posseses magical fire breath (handy for fighting grizzly bears), a time-traveler who defeated the evil Robot King in the year 3010, does difficult ice skating tricks while blindfolded, and can eat more chicken wings than any other man.
There! Do you feel more enlightened now?
I can't believe you didn't mention his bedding down the entire 500 concubine harem of Prince Azambul during the "Night of ten thousand screams."
Jeeze, what are they teaching in school these days!
furplay wrote:
That's because that's one thing that's impossible for him. Not because of anything involving superhuman abilities (which he has), but because........wellllll.......let's just say that he's "heterosexually challenged"?
He is someone who posseses magical fire breath (handy for fighting grizzly bears), a time-traveler who defeated the evil Robot King in the year 3010, does difficult ice skating tricks while blindfolded, and can eat more chicken wings than any other man.
There! Do you feel more enlightened now?
dont forget, he also built the pyramids and killed genghis kahn...god i hate history
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I thought James Kirk and Mr. Spock killed Khan.
RE: Re: who is brian botiano? BY: [email]
f> because........wellllll.......let's just say that he's "heterosexually f> challenged"? is that true?
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As if you could'nt tell by LOOKING at the guy???? Use your "gay-dar", dude!
<<As if you could'nt tell by LOOKING at the guy???? Use your "gay-dar", dude!>>
Raflemao! (ROFLMAO)
Long live the Bill Of Rights!
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In article , "Matt Munson" writes:
Most male ice skaters are.
Oooh, FIDO-NET flashback!
Brian boitano is an olympic figure skater
who made an appearance in the early South Park short, "The Spirit of Christmas" (Jesus vs. Santa version)
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its one of those damn mongolians
He's a guy who doesn't take shit from anyone.
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Some fag..
he skates (on ice) and don't call ice skaters fags even if they are cause we all know what happened to Eric when he called Elvis gay
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To whom?
He won either the silver or the gold medal in mens figure skating for the U.S. in the '92 Olympics in Calgary
I also hear that he's a professional skin-flute player, fudge miner, and keester pirate.
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Yo ho-ho and a bottle of cum!
On 9 Jul 1999 20:20:26 GMT, "Susan" wrote:
Calgary was '88. I think France held the ones in '92.
On 9 Jul 1999 20:20:26 GMT, "Susan" wrote:
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics, skating for the gold, he did two sachows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.
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When Brian Boitano was in the Alps, fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire breath to save the maidens fair.
-Toni
So what would Brian Boitano do if he was here today?
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On 11 Jul 1999 23:49:18 GMT, [email] (Daniel M. Gordon) wrote:
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
What would Brian Boitano do if he owned a multiplex? He's put South Park on every screen and not that "Wild West."
What would Brian Boitano do if he met Matt and Trey? He'd help them with their film and flip off the MPAA.
If Brian Boitano became manager of a video store, He'd make sure South Park videos were displayed near the door.
What would Brian Boitano do if he met Roger Ebert? He'd say, "Lose some weight, you pig" and kick him where it hurts.
Don't you wish he'd come to this newsgroup? Perhaps he is out taking a poop. Perhaps he may be a South Park fan. If so, then he is truly a great man.
Suppose Brian Boitano worked for cable TV, Comedy Central would come in for all the world to see.
What would Brian Boitano do if he read this song? He would say, "That's goddamn good! It's better than my shlong!"
That's what Brian Boitano would do if he were here with you. He'd skate to the big movie house to see BL&U. That's what Brian Boitano'd dooooooooo.
Excellent job dude!
-Toni
Eric Perlin wrote:
"maidens fair", well i heard they were rather plain. :)
smartass of the second. dave.
Fair??? No way dude! Those maidens were freakin' FANTASTIC!! The 2nd one from the left really knows how to make a guy come in buckets by clentching her vagina at JUST the right moment, I'll tell ya that right now!
It might interest you to know that, i just recieved a report naming them as possible Succubuses. So you might want to go see a doctor about possible infections and see a priest on the condition of your soul.
Just passing on the warnings. dave.
Well, she did seem to suck me dry afterwards, but I thought that was just because of the mega-orgasm. I can still see my reflection in the mirror, so I think I'll do OK. <g>
In article , [email] (Patrick Ituriaga) writes:
He's a male olympic ice skater. Boy is that lame!