What is circumcision...REALLY? We've all heard it's the "snip", but what part exactly, and how far down do they snip? It sounds sick, but apparently 34% of Americans males have it. Ouch.
This thread from alt.jokes...
Mike Oxbent: "Aren't uncircumcised penises something you have in third world countries where hygiene has not kept up with technology, such as in the U.K.?"
Reply by Ed Heal: "We just don't mutilate ourselves."
So ah'm confused...
have you the interview with Trey and Matt before Ike's Wee Wee on Volume 8
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Did we insult people who have been circumcised? No. Did we laugh? No. Did we cringe and feel sorry? Oh hell yeah!!
Seriously, though, if you had it done as an adult (and I have no intention of having it done!!!) it would hurt like hell wouldn't it?
The foreskin tags...
Removal of the foreskin...
(Actually, it has recently come to light that the *Hygiene* theory is nonsense. )
Apparently there are a few lawsuits flying around right now from guys who were circumsised when young, and had no say in the natter.
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(Actually, it has recently come to light that the *Hygiene* theory is nonsense. )
Ummm o.k so If Its not for Hygine why In all sanity would they do it for??....Tradition?....Fun? This beats me but I would never have it done Jew or not! :o)
{~Dan D.~}Yesterdays History, Tommorrows A Mystery and todays a gift, thats why its called the present :o)
DanD909 wrote in message ...
nonsense.
Jew
The jewish thing is a throwback to Abraham being ready to sacrafice his son to god. God was testing him, and then said NOT to kill him, but to give *that* part.... (The foreskin), this was the first (Oops) Covenant with the Jews and God. It is a symbolic thing.
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Wouldnt god have been happier with a watch or some aftershave ;o)
{~Dan D.~}Can you imagine what that little conversation must have been like?
GOD: Abraham...Do not kill your son.
ABRAHAM: Yes, Lord. What shall I do instead?
GOD: Abraham?
ABRAHAM: Yes, Lord?
GOD: I want you to...cut your dick.
ABRAHAM: Yes, Lor...um...what?
Mr. Dead
Yeah you see the bibles not all good honest familly reading......No offense but I would tell God to back off.....no way mate I`ll walk across water, or even fight in the lions den but causing myself extreme pain for no good reason but cutting the most sensitive bit I own..........Uh uh pal.....forget it!
{~Dan D.~}On 30 May 1999 01:44:31 GMT, [email] (DanD909) wrote:
Cryin' out loud, Dan... I would hope you'd first tell God to fuck off after he told you to kill your firstborn, let alone hack off a chunk of foreskin.
"Um, God? First off, I'm not slaying my son in your name... secondly, I'm not cutting off part of my dick. What kind of sick, perverted S & M freak deity are you? Go play Navy with Noah, you sick fuck."
Of course,,, that's just me...
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Well yeah it's all fine. I don't believe in God but if he does exist, he'll forgive me, because he's great, so I'm fine. If there is only the devil, then we're all going to hell anyway!! If there's nothing, we just die. So I don't bother myself with religion...of course Christmas is always fun but I just do it out of tradition (yep, presents too).
I know that's kinda controversial, but I hope you'll agree with me when I remind you of the fact that so many religious people are hypocrites. All those nuns who abused children in their care? If that's Christianity, I'm having nothing to do with it.
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Actually, there's no God or a Devil. All that stuff just streams from centuries and centuries of Mankind trying to understand himself. But enough about this, it belongs in another group.
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Oohhh Tags....
Just a *little* Niave !
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Yeah O.k maybe i would tell him to do a little more than back off when it comes to killing my first born let alone doing what this threads all about.........anyway before anyone reads this thread and calls me a total hypocrit i`ll make a few things clear
1st............I`m not religious at all so I can say these things and not fear about being struck by lightning..........but i`ll be carefull ;o)
2nd........ Ive never had that operation done and never want to but if anyone has youve got my sympathys :o)
3rd........ Ive been "shot" so many times on these boards that i`m used to it but please go easy on me
{ Dan D.~}On Sun, 30 May 1999 12:58:25 +0100, "Tags" wrote:
Nothing wrong with that... I turned my back on Christianity 10 years ago. I'm now a Native American Spiritualist. (naive american?)
I'm not a big fan of organized religion, especially certain branches of Christianity.
And you wanna talk about abusive nuns? Those bitter old crones are nothing compared to the priests who have sexually molested children over the years.
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Heavy Wiccan leanings here (I'd call myself fully Wiccan but I've just started out). And quite happy. Just to say. A lot of Bible stories make no sense to me. If anyone wants to hear my (uneducated) rant on Noah's Ark, gimme an e-mail ^_^.
-Kim (not to knock anyone's belief, of course, I don't know a whole lot in terms of organized religion)
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How big would a boat have to be to hold 2 of every animal on the planet? If it was true, people would have been able to see it from mars!
On Wed, 02 Jun 1999 01:05:49 GMT, "Zodiac Flash" wrote:
A theory floating around is that all humans from Noah's time and before were giants... about 20 feet tall. In the bible, the cubit was the standard measurement of length... measuring from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger. 18-24 inches, give or take. Using that measurement, the ark (decreed by God to measure 300 x 50 x 30 cubits) would have been about 500 feet by 85 feet by 50 feet. If Noah and sons (just for the record, Noah was 500 YEARS OLD when his sons were born!) were 20 feet tall, their forearms would have measured about 60 inches... making the ark 1500 feet by 425 feet by 150 feet... a much more suitable size to carry so many animals.
Relax, kids... I'm a scholar, nothing more... a student of archaeology and ancient history... not a bible thumping lunatic fanboy of christ.
There's some REAL neat shit in the bible.. it's fun to pick apart the supposed events and reveal them as being total bullshit. ;)
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Huh? How's that?
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Viagra?
On Wed, 2 Jun 1999 19:53:01 +0100, "Tags" wrote:
I don't have a bible handy (I breezed through Genesis on a web site last night to brush up) but if you look through Genesis in the parts about Noah, it mentions his age being 500+ years when his sons are born, and later he goes on to build the ark.
If the giant rumor is true, then humans before the great flood were 20 feet tall and lived to be hundreds of years old.
A rumored ancient race, the Lemurians from Lemuria (a continent said to exist int he Indian Ocean, IIRC, similar but not quite the same as Atlantis) were giants and had incredibly long life spans. Coincidence? Related somehow? Who knows.
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Actually, it's more like 'OK, so God made a few bad mistakes, but nooooo, he didn't try to fix them, he just decided to *kill* everyone, instead. Let's just destroy *everything* and the problem will just go away..' But your point is good, too ^_^. After all, a lot of plants and animals are undiscovered..speaking of which, did Noah take the plants with him, and if so, how did *they* survive?
-Kim (who once read that the Bible is all a metaphor..a metaphor for what?)
On 2 Jun 1999 01:26:49 GMT, [email] (ZoeHeris) wrote:
Probably figured that seeds from the majority of plants would simply float about until the waters settled.
or not.
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And *magically* settled in all the perfect climates for them to grow, I see! <g>
-Kim (this is fun..)
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Ah, a witch in our midst. :-)
or two. <g> who here knew if kim was one then I was one? ;-)
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hehe, if you only knew :-)
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On Fri, 04 Jun 1999 02:34:25 GMT, [email] (SilverRaven) wrote:
Oh... addendum to my previous Noah and the Ark info... when Noah and sons went onto the ark, he was 600 years old. Adam lived to be 920 or so years old. The supposed longest-living person in history was Nebucanezzer <sp> who lived to be about 950 years old or so.
Some real interesting stuff in the bible... worth reading if you're into science fiction.
Christian douchebags who have a problem with my take on the bible can: discuss it with that brick wall over there. Flames, complaints, and spam will be chopped up and fed to the cat, or kneeded into a lump, placed in a brown paper bag, and put behind the third toilet in the men's room.
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That bad, huh?
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You'd be astonished to find out some things about some people :-)
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And who are we referring to here, Silver?
-Kim (oh life is weird..it's very in-tres-ting...uhm, never mind..)
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Only myself :-)
Someone claiming to be [email] (Lone Wolf) wrote:
HAhahahahahahahaha! STOP IT!! I'M GOING TO SPLIT A STITCH!!!
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ABRAHAM'S SON: Dude.. This is pretty f-BEEP-ed up , right here....
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read the Bible. It gives the history as to how, why & when.