{Bus stop} (Kenny is standing there when the Hanson brothers walk up) Kenny: Mph mfp mpfh? (Who are you?) Hanson: We're a new band. Kenny: Mph mpfph mpfph mph mph mpfh? (Who cares about a new band?) Ike: Why you little! (The Hanson brothers beat Kenny up) Kenny: Mph! (Hey!) (Kenny chases them with a chainsaw) Hanson: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Kenny saws Ike and Isaac in half and looks at Taylor who's on his knees) Taylor: Pleeeeeaaaaaaase! Have mercy! (Kenny slices off Taylor's arms and legs and nads) Kenny: Mpfh mpfh! (Take that!) Taylor: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Taylor dies of hemmorage) Kenny: mph! (whew!) (Suddenly, Hanson's ghosts come and kill Kenny) Kenny: Mph mppppppppppppppppppph! (Oh noooooooooooooooooo!) (Kyle comes out from a bush) Kyle: Oh my gosh! You killed Kenny! You b*st*rd! Isaac: I don't think you're in this. Kyle: Oh yeah. (He disappears) (THen Kenny's ghost comes and destroys the Hanson brothers) Hanson: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (THe Hanson brothers come back as gods and destroy KEnny's ghost) Kenny: Mph mpfpppppppppppppppppppppppppph! (not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!) (Then Kenny comes back as a god also and destroys the Hanson brothers) THE END
(fanfic) Kenny vs. Hanson
And the point of that was?.......
Hanson stink. Kenny rules. Nuff said.
AND YOU PEOPLE WONDER WHY I DON'T WRITE ANYMORE!!!
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That's why you *need* to write more! Drive these idiots out! Show them how truely stupid they look!
<looks at the Kenny vs. Hanson 'fic and starts muttering as if in a trance> Stupiiiiid...stupiiiiid....
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
Anyone think this dude had Doc Wonmug as a teacher in Fanfic 101?
-Kevyn Implosion "At the age of six or seven I was in my prime and ever since that time it's been a steady decline" -Mr. T Experience
Whew... That sucked... I'm sure glad that's over with...
Albert Kennedy wrote in message ...
I am so ashamed of all you people. This person tried so hard to write a good story and came up with ... well ... uh ... okay, so it's shit. Sorry to waste your time.
RS
Hey. Look at the bright side of it. Kenny won! And Hanson were destroyed!
Actually, when you look at..oh, say Marilyn Manson, Hanson isn't all that bad...I can't stand the way they look, but I like their music..then again, I'm a child of the 90's <runs off to join the one or two-person minority>
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
If you are a child of the 1990's, then you are just a snow flake in the back-drop of the morning snow. Why am I even responding to children???
didn't we discuss this a few times before?
I am 12. I was *born* in 1986. I am inmy *prime* in the 1990s. Therefor I am called a 'child of the 90's'. My posts illustrate my maturity. Gather your own opinion. Remember, you were a kid once, too. Bye now.
Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
They do???
GUMPELS wrote:
Let me rephrase that. I did not mean to say that my maturity level was high or low. I meant to ask for you to gather your own opinions about me.
Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
GUMPELS wrote in message ...
Therefor
high or
And to once again boast about your age! Will you EVER learn Gumpels????? At least you took that "youngest member of" out of your sig.
Yashar
I am not *boasting*. When the issue of my age arises, I say to gather your own opinions about me. That is not *boasting*. Ok? OK?! <heavy breathing>
Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
Hanson aren't that bad? Oh yeah, and Bob Dole won the election. I bet Cartman could sit on Ike and make his eyeballs pop out!
Alright, Jmk, let's hear from someone *else* on the subject for a change, mmkay? -Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
GUMPELS wrote in message ...
change,
alt.tv.southpark (and darn
Here's my opinion on the subject. To me, Hanson are like purple parsley. When I first saw them I said to myself, "What the hell is that?!?" However, their music lacks any sustenance and now if I happen to hear them (not likely, I listen to classic rock stations) I don't even notice they are there.
RS
On 23 Jun 1998 16:42:30 GMT , GUMPELS , representing AOL http://www.aol.com on alt.tv.southpark said
something like this...
�-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn
�proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!"
�"Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
Amd how old would you be then Gumbels?
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Marilyn Manson is kewl. Hanson sucks.
What? Are you a 12 yr. old girl or something? I've never heard of a little girl named Mike before.
I don't know many "children of the 90's" who like the Hanson boys. Unless, of course, they happen to be 12 or 13 year old girls.
I know! Exactly! What's to like about that? If you don't like being offended, then what are you doing watching South Park? If there is one thing I can say for the Hansons, it's that they have WAY more talent than any other kid band in history. Out of all the others, (The New Kids, Backstreet Boys, Moffats, etc.), the Hansons are the least lame.
"Dude, this is pretty fu*ked up right here" - Stan, Age 8 - South Park
Yes, gotta problem with that, buddy?
Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
Nope, not at all. As a matter of fact, I didn't even realize I was responding to you. I thought was responding to a guy, (Mike Cohen) who was responding to you. Obviously he took the following quote, (" Actually, when you look at..oh, say Marilyn Manson, Hanson isn't all that bad...I can't stand the way they look, but I like their music.. then again, I'm a child of the 90's."), from your post but failed to leave a > symbol to indicate that he was quoting someone and therefore, I thought *he* was saying it. I thought there was actually some dude out there who liked the Hansons, hence my sarcastic 12 yr. old girl comment. There is nothing wrong with a pre-adolescent girl liking the Hansons. That is who their music is geared towards. Now, I've gone back and read the entire thread. Sorry about the confusion. My bad.
"Dude, this is pretty fu*ked up right here" - Stan, Age 8 - South Park
<snipity snip>
Sorry for the misunderstanding. Actually, the 'Mike' thing confused me a bit, I should have realized...oh well.
Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
On 24 Jun 1998, KenDude11 wrote:
Pssst....you might want to learn to check atttributes before you write your followups. GUMPELS wrote this first part of the post, and yes, she is I believe, a 12 year old girl.
Tracy
"I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
-Mark TwainChange the planet to its moon, europa, if you want to mail me
Ha! Shows what you know...
(Other sap taken in by the GUMPELS mythos.)
--Morris Stegosaurus
On 24 Jun 1998, Keith M. Kurzman wrote:
You are *really* having fun with this, aren't you?
So, heard any other good conspiracy theories?;)
Tracy
"I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
-Mark TwainChange the planet to its moon, europa, if you want to mail me
Yup, gotta love it. I *still* say that *he's* Trye and Matt, and that all this hype is to cover *him* up..but let's keep it to our own thread.
Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to *you*!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
On 24 Jun 1998, GUMPELS wrote:
There you go, your own thread.:)
Everyone feel free to speculate just which poster here would be Trey or Matt. Extra points for especially creative posts and/or conspiracy on the Illuminati level will be awarded.
Tracy
"I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
-Mark TwainChange the planet to its moon, europa, if you want to mail me
<SNIP>
Here's my theory (suitable for framing) (It gets good towards the middle, slog through the X-Files stuff [you said conspiracy]):
A grim Day in Dallas. A certain vehicle drives by with a certain president. We look up to see... Fox Mulder?! He squeezes the trigger, pulls and...
The cigarette smoking man awoke with a cold swear. He was pale. Always that dream, of the FBI agent, Mulder, gunning down JFK... that's what the smoking mad had done, though... But what does it mean? Stan Marsh suddenly pops up. "Dude, this is pretty f[bleep]d up right here." The cigarette smoking man looks pale. Why the *hell* is he seeing a stange, paper- like man?
Cut to June 18, 1998. A typical day on alt.tv.souhtpark. Docwonmug (or however the hell you spell it, why do trolls have such damn complicated names?) posted an evil message: "ha ha ha if tray or matt was here thay'd bee mad at u al!" To which GUMPELS responded: 'Trey and Matt *are* here, dumbass.' Then, outta nowhere, Morris Stegosaurus propsed that *GUMPELS* was the real Matt or Trey.
Mulder looked up from his monitor, thinking about the_davester's twisted version of the truth. *man,* he needed some sunflower seeds right about now...
And, theories (including this one) flew about the *real* Matt and Trey, with GUMPELS and Morris S. right in the middle. But, only one person (okay, two) knew who the real Matt and Trey were. This evil character was laughing, even as I type. "Ha ha. What an idiot that davester is!! ha ha ha!" He sipped a beer. And so, for days, the battle between good and evil (you decide who's good, kiddies) raged, each person flaming back and forth. "I'M NOT MATT OR TREY!!!" Cyber-shouted GUMPELS. "YES YOU ARE," bellowed Morris. And then the evil mastermind behind this plan stepped out. It was none other than... Scully? "We gotta stop her!" said the groupgoers, "Who the f*ck though up this stupid thing anway?!" Kenny jumped out from around an attachment. Scully drew her revoler and put three holes in his parka. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" screamed Stan, from the cigarette-smoking man's room. "You bastards!" came the exclamation from a place yet-to-be-determined. Suddenly, Matt Stone and Trey Parker jumped outta nowhere and kicked off Scully's head. "Take that," said Matt, "We're sorry we've been lurking. We just wanted to see the reaction when you found out."
THE END send prizes to me, NOW!!!!
That's a rather unique spamblock... :)
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On Wed, 24 Jun 1998 23:14:04 GMT, [email] wrote:
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*Sheesh*...you caused a spit take, you owe me a new moniter.:)
Ok, first off, mention of the X-Files is cause for *instant* disqualification. The Fox Network is sending Vinnie and Joey to your house, as I type, to beat the hell out of you...er, I mean talk to you about intellectual property and what happens when you infringe upon it..
Hey, it works...and it shows that I have a good grasp of useless knowledge.
Tracy
"I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
-Mark TwainReplace the planet with the moon europa to mail me
Fun? Fun? Fun, do you say?! DO YOU SAY FUN?! I'll have you know, Ms. Begonia, that I take my Holy Mission to unmask these vile, infiltrating South Park mavens very seriously, indeed!! Very seriously!! Seriously!! Very!! Indeed!! Gwah!! Perhaps it is you, Ms. Suuuunuuuunuuuu, you who have been sitting demurely in the corner making nary a peepm who is one of the infiltrators!! Just what do you have to hide, Ms. Concertina?! What do you have to hide?! Need I point out that your last name implies a certain Deuel, or "dual" personality?! And that your first name, if one removes the "ac" and adds an "e' (these letters, need I remind you, spell "ace"), spells a rather suspicious four-letter word?! Aha!! It's all so clear now!!
Did you think you could hide forever?!
--Morris Stegosaurus
P.S. I take it back: It is not Kim and Lindsay who are Trey and Matt-- it is YOU and Kim!! It's all so clear now!!
On 24 Jun 1998, Keith M. Kurzman wrote:
No it's french and nothing more, I swear! I had nothing to do with that whole Hoffa thing either, it was all plot to divert the attention from those James Deans clones that were *really* responsible.
Lies, all lies! You can't prove anthing...I have witnesses that will say that I have never in my life been anywhere *near* the state of Colorado, or a computer for that matter.
Well yes, actually...ummm, I mean, what do *I* have to hide from?
Damn! I wish someone had told me sooner, so I wouldn't have been stuck in this horrid cubicle today.
"I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
-Mark TwainChange the planet to its moon, europa, if you want to mail me
Ok. Hanson stink. That's all! Let's just close this case! Hanson are bad, mmmkay? They're all little girls, Mmmkay? Good. Now return to your classrooms even though it's summer.
Well, I don't know about that but little girls are the only ones who like their music. They sure do suck something awful. My little sister is obsessed with them. Sad.
"Dude, this is pretty fu*ked up right here" - Stan, Age 8 - South Park
Lets see you write a song that tops the charts for weeks. 'Nuff said.
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