Okay this is probably going to suck but its only my first fanfic.(Crosses her fingers)
(South Park Elementary-classroom)
Mr.Garrison:Okay class, today we have a new student. (a girl with black hair wearing a long black dress, black shoes, black lipstick and black eyeshadow comes in.)
Mr.Garrison:Okay Quintilla just sit at that empty desk in the front. (starts teaching)
Cartman:Quintilla?!?! What kind of a hippie name is that? And whats with those clothes? Are you some kind of a hippie freak or something?
Quintilla:(chants) Oh spiritus de domine oh spiritus de paridis capere haec haed anima deincepsque maledicere eum.
(Cartman imedately falls out of his chair then tries to getup and hits his head against his desk.)
Cartman:Ow! God damn it! What the hell did you do to me you god damn bitch!
Quintilla:Don't push it fat boy!
Cartman:Ay! I'm not fat! I just outweigh everyone my age! you skinny bitch!
Quintilla: I really wouldn't want to mess with me if I were you!
Stan:(to Kyle) Dude, there is something weird about her!
Kyle:Totally.
(Quintilla gives Stan and Kyle the evil eye)
Mr.Hat:Is there a problem children?
Quintilla, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle:No!
Mr.Hat:Good there better not be!
Mr.Garrison:Okay now we will discuss why the Bradys didn't have a toilet in there bathroom. You see.....
(Later on the playground. a bunch of kids are bothering Quintilla.)
Mark: Why is everything you wear black?
Quintilla:Why don't you just go to hell?
Boy with blond hair:Oh I'm so scared!
Quintilla:Like I said, why don't you just go to hell?
Mark:Lets duct tape her to the bench!
Everyone:Yeah!(everyone tries to pick her up but she manages to push them off because she is alot stronger then they are.)
Boy with blond hair:Damn, that bitch is strong!
Quintilla:(Chants) Oh spiritus de god oh spititus de paridis capere liceret haed anima deincepsque maledicere illos.
(Mark bumps into a bench and gets knocked out cold. So do all the other kids who were bothering Quintilla.)
Stan: Dude! This is pretty (beeped) up right here!
(Cartman comes out. He has a band-aid on his chin and nose and is holding an ice pack on his left shoulder.)
Cartman:Damn! All this just from banging into a wall!
Stan:Only you'd be stupid enough to bang into a wall fatass!
Cartman:Ay! God damn it! None of this ever happened until that stupid bitch said all that jibberish(note:I'm not sure how to spell that) stuff to me! Ow! Seriously! My shoulder! Ow!
Kyle:Yeah the same things started happening to everyone else after Quintilla said the same stuff to them.
Stan:Okay, now I "know" there is something weird about her!
(later at lunch in the cafeteria.)
Chef:Hey children
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman:Hey Chef
Chef:How are my little crackers today?
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman:Bad
Chef:Why bad?
Stan:Well theres this new girl at school, Quintilla, and everytime she says all this stuff to everyone something bad happens to them. She said it to Cartman and he banged into a wall.
Cartman:Ow! My shoulder. It's killing me. Seriously. Ow!
Chef:Is she the girl wearing all black?
Kenny:(Yeah thats her.)
Chef:I've seen her around before. This Quintilla girl looks like alot of trouble! You kids would be best staying away from her. You never know what kind of a mess a chick like that can get you into! Now move along children, you're holding up the line!
(Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny sit down at a table.)
Kyle:Quintilla must be really evil!
Kenny:(Yeah dude, but what do you expect? Who wouldn't be evil with a name like Quintilla?)
(Stan, Kyle and Cartman laugh)
Quintilla:What are you doing?
Stan:(nervously) Uh... n...noth..in...ing!
Quintilla:I'm not deaf! I can hear you talking about me. And I can make you regret it too.
(Quintilla walks away.)
Stan:(whispers to Kyle) She scares me!
Kyle:(whispers to Stan) Yeah, me too!
(Later that day Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan are walking home.)
Kenny:(I hope we don't run into that Quintilla bitch!)
Quintilla:Okay! Thats it! (chants) Oh spiritus de domine oh spiritus de paridis capere haec haed anima deincepsque maledicere eum.
(Kenny trips, falls on the street and gets run over by a car.)
Stan:Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastards!
(Quintilla laughs evily and leaves.)
Kyle:She did it!
Stan:Definitely!
(The next day at school. Mr.Garrison isn't there yet. Neither are some of the kids. Quintilla is one of the kids who isn't there yet.)
Mark:Hey! Quintilla's not here yet! lets look through her desk and see what she has in there.
Everyone:Yeah!
(they all go over to her desk. Stan pulls out a bunch of books and reads the titles of them.)
Stan:(reading the titles) The Witches Spellbook, The Witches Spellbook II, The Witches Dreambook, The Witches Book of Symbolism.
(Quintilla comes in.)
Quintilla:What are you doing looking through my stuff?
Kyle:Your a witch, aren't you?
Quintilla:Okay fine! you're right I "am" a witch! And if I ever catch you looking through my stuff again I'm gonna do something terrible to you! So you better be careful around me!
(End)
Okay, how was it? (prays it didn't suck)