Previously, in South Park... The class plans a trip, Kenny becomes a rebel, and Stan flips a coin to decide if Wendy or Kenny will survive.
Stan (without exposing the coin's faces): Heads, Wendy lives, Tails, Kenny lives.
[He opens his hands. There, he finds that the coin has been worn away so that neither of the faces can be made out.]
Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman and Wendy: That is the damnedest thing I ever saw.
Cartman: Pick numbers. Wendy and Kenny choose numbers. I pick one or two, and depending on who it is, we think who it is. If I match Wendy's number, she dies, if I match Kenny's, he dies.
[Kenny and Wendy whisper to each other quietly.]
Wendy: Ready!
Cartman: Two!
Wendy: I win!
Kenny: Mmmm hmmm!
Wendy: No, I win!
Kenny: Mmmm, hmmm mmmm!
Wendy: Damn it, Kenny, just accept you're doomed to hell!!!
Kenny (leaping at Wendy): Mmmm hmmmm!
Stan (blocking Kenny, knocking him to the ground): Leave Wendy alone, Kenny!
Kyle: Hey, watch it, assmaster!
Cartman: Screw you, hippie!
Kenny: Hmmmm, hmmm, hmmm!
Wendy: Shut that mouth, bastard!
Stan: Shut the f*** up!
[Mr. Garrison appears, angry.]
Mr. Garrison: I have HAD IT with you five! No rebels, and that is that! No love, no anger, no jealousy..!
[Kenny goes from pink to red. He jumps at Mr. Garrison.]
Kenny: MMMMM, HMMMM, MMMMMHMMMM!
[The whole class gasp. Kenny smashes head first into Mr. Garrison's chest, knocking him to the ground. Mr. Garrison screams.]
Kyle: Oh my god, Kenny killed Mr. Garrison!
Stan: You bastard!
[Kenny's colour is restored to normal. Principal Victoria appears and gasps when she sees Mr. Garrison's limp body on the floor.]
Principal Victoria: Get this man a defibrillator!
Bus driver: Here it is!
Principal Victoria: Stand back, Kenny or you'll get a fatal electric shock!
[Kenny jumps back and Principal Victoria revives Mr. Garrison.]
Mr. Garrison: What happened?
Kyle: Kenny almost killed you.
Mr. Garrison: I don't remember that...ZZZZZ.
[Principal Victoria and the bus driver walk off, leaving the children to go back to their seats.]
Cartman: Nice going, Kenny!
[Kenny moves to an empty pair of seats, closer to Kyle and Stan. The rest of the journey passes quietly. After half an hour, the class arrives at the museum.]
Kyle: At last!
Stan: Come on!
[Just inside the entrance, Kenny jumps on an announcement booth and makes an announcement.]
Kenny: Mmmmmmhmmmmhmmm, hmmm, hmmmhmmmmm, mmmm, hmmmm! Mmmmmm hmmmmm hmmm hmmmm mmmmm mm hmmmmm!*
Children throughout the museum: He's right!
[A riot starts. Fire soon spreads through the building, which is evacuated. In the ensuing chaos, Wendy is lost in the flames.]
Stan: NO! I must rescue Wendy!
Cartman: Come on, Stan, don't be such a pink eye. Someone always died in a revolution.
Stan: But she was too young...NO!
[Stan leaps into the flames.]
Kenny: Mmmm!
[Stan stops.]
Stan (stepping back out): What is it, Kenny??
Kenny: Mmmm hmmm hmmmm.
Stan (seriously pissed off): Whatwhatwhat?????????
Kyle: Kenny, how could you?
Kenny: Mmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmm!
Stan: Damn you, Kenny!
Kenny: Mmmm hmmm! Mmmmm hmmm mhmmm!
Stan: So, I don't care!
[Stan grabs Kenny and pushes him toward the flames. Then, Wendy appears. Stan swivels around, knocking into Kenny and sending him flying. Kenny lands on the pavement.]
Stan: Wendy!
Wendy: I sold my soul to him, but then I changed my mind. So I slipped the money back into his parka and took back my soul.
Stan: So...Kenny's going to...Kenny!
[Kenny gets up and turns around. Hence, he cannot see the fast cyclist approaching him rapidly. Brakes screech and the bike stops, just touching Kenny's hood.]
Kenny: Mmmm!
[The class re-board the coach. It pulls off and stops outside the school. When the children get back into their class, Cartman pulls out a metal tube with a button.]
Cartman: Look what I stole, it's called an ion gun!
[Cartman accidentally pushes the trigger. It shoots through the wall, out of the school, and hits a passer-by forty metres away, killing her instantly.]
Cartman: Oops.
[Shelley walks into the room.]
Stan: Hey, Shelley, what's up?
Shelley: Stan, you're wanted in the principal's office.
Stan: Uh oh.
Cartman: It's the evil bitch!
[He crudely aims the gun at Shelley's face.]
Stan: Cartman, no!
Shelley: Huh?
[Cartman shoots. The ion beam hits her braces and rebounds.]
Stan: What the-?
Wendy: Look out, Kenny!
[Kenny dives away from the blue beam just in time. The beam hits a window and passes through it with ease.]
Mr. Garrison: Cartman, give me that thing right now!
Cartman (shooting at Mr. Twig): No!
[The beam hits Mr. Twig, who explodes in a shower of sparks, setting fire to Mr. Garrison's shirt.]
Cartman: Wow, cool!
[Wendy throws water over Mr. Garrison, putting the fire out. Shelley leaves, with Stan.]
Cartman (dropping the gun): No, wait!
[The gun hits the ground, shooting at Kenny. Kenny's body hits the ground.]
Cartman: Oh my god, I killed Kenny!
[Kenny gets up.]
Kenny: Mmmm, hmmm, hmmm hmmm hmmmm, hmmmm mmm!
Kyle: Phew!
[The scamps are dropped off at the bus stop. They start walking home. Kenny goes into his house. It is empty.]
Kenny: Mmmmm hmmmm?
[KABOOM! Half of his street vanishes, with no trace of Kenny's house left. A piece of orange coat flutters to the ground in front of Kyle and Stan.]
Kyle: Oh my god, a V2 rocket hit Kenny!
Stan: I'm glad Wendy didn't lose her soul.
END FIC
Note: For those interested in what Kenny's revolutionary speech (the speech ending with an asterisk) he said, "Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"