Roll Call

Jun 20, 2000, 10:33 PM ET17 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Hey, thanks for sharing those great moments in SP in the previous thread of Most Memorable Moments....

I think it's time to do a roll call.... just to list out who are here, and how many of us here... of course, there's no point posting "[you name] is here!", so I suggest you start introducing your self with normal details, such as your name, gender, where you live , are you a Jew, and if you f**k your uncle, if you like, add in if you have a pet elephant or a pig...

Again, I'm neux (I've done this before), 95% male, comes from Malaysia, a Chinese - not Japanese, and I don't have an uncle. I have a pet dog.

NeuX

I'm Kyle Broslofski, but my name is really Jess (or Jessi, take your pick :P). I'm female (my nickname is quite misleading, innit? ;P). I live in Pennsylvania (ick). I'm not a Jew, I do not fuck my uncle, nor do I have any pet elephants or pigs. <g> I do have a pet poodle-thing, and a pet rock and some fish who have been temporarily re-located to the basement (our house is being remodeled, oh joy. I wake up every day to the sounds of drills and hammers and annoyingness).

~Kyle Broslofski~ *"and if I'm wasting all your time this time* *maybe you never learned to take************* *and if I'm hanging on to your shade*********

Jeremiah, live in NYC, not really a Jew, don't fuck my uncle, and have neither a pig or an elephant as a pet.

Jeremiah

On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 09:52:56 -0700, Crash and Burn wrote:

Daniel, live in NJ, a jew, don't fuck my uncle, and no pets.

Long live the Bill Of Rights!

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NoiZyPatrick Yaualt.tv.southpark

Jay "WTBF" is a mid twenties father of one boy and husband to a beautiful young wife. We live in Houston. Not a Jew. We both fuck uncles. Only pig in the house is me.

Jay "WTBF"

"Neux" wrote in message news:8ip56k$7dr$[email]...

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Jay Whoa There Big Fella wrote in message news:UR745.51710$[email]...

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You have a really nice name, espeacially the WTBF part. It doesn't stand for what I think it stands for.... damn you uncle fucking pig.

Neux

dPatrick Yaualt.tv.southpark

Hi I'am Paul iam am a woman (@ the weekends) i'am from edinburgh in scotland ( anyone else from here?) I'am not a Jew I have never f**ked my uncle and i have no elephants and no pigs exept for the time i pig napped fluffy but i gave him back !!

"Neux" wrote in message news:8ip56k$7dr$[email]...

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"d@dmcburney" wrote in message news:8ir9b9$rol$[email]...

scotland ( anyone else from here?) I'am not a Jew I have never f**ked my uncle and i have no elephants and no pigs exept for the time i pig napped fluffy but i gave him back !!

A woman called Paul ??

Weird!!

I mean hell... I know us Scots are a bit *strange* .. but DAMN !!

;')

Covenant A Man Going To Embra Tomorrow !!

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"He" is a woman only on weekends....

Which part?

You need to watch more South Park for stranger things.

Neux

In article , "Neux" writes:

Jeremy B, male, Jewish, several uncles, none of them have been fucked by me, no dogs, pigs, elephants, four-assed monkeys, or provolone squirrels.

Jeremy B. But you knew that. "Franklin, my life is an empty grey corridor." "Mmm, I've been there. Usually, there's a midget at the end of it. I call him Mr. Piccolini!"

I'm, uh, Steve. I live in Springfield, Georgia. I'm not Jewish, German, Hindu or anything else. I do not fuck my uncles and they do not fuck me. My elephant sat on my pig, then died from remorse, so I have neither.

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x263Patrick Yaualt.tv.southpark

my name's Ben. i am jewish. i've never been fucked by an uncle (BTW, if you think about it, Uncle Sam is really creepy. he's your 'uncle', and he 'wants you') i have no elephants or pigs, and if i did, they would both be non-alchoholic. i live in sunny southern california, and i have DSS, so i get all south park episodes 3 hours early.

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ok, lurking is bad...my name is justin, and i'm a big brute man, i hail from beautiful flint michigan where you shouldn't believe what you hear unless you live here, i'm not a jew, blah blah, i'm piss drunk...and what's wrong with you people? that was the dirtiest episode i've ever seen, with nambla fucking kids and kenny going for a plunger abortion. this rivals the worst of strangers with candy, which previously set the benchmark for dirty basic cable...baah, i'm going to piss in my shoes.

-Love Justin

D.G. PorterDr Mncnialt.tv.southpark

I was telling a blind friend about thelatest ep yesterday, and when i described Kenny's dad getting a nosebleed, the pukes and the runs all at the same time in the trash can, he asked, "Is there no limit?"