Eric Cartman thingy...

Jul 20, 19989 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Everyone is saying we should all make cartman #1 but I don't think it's gonna happen. SO, vote for Jesus. I don't think that Hitler should win! me

RONALD P BONYAK wrote in message ...

Hey, don't forget, He's a South Park character too.

Ged Gleeson "It's me who should be sorry. I've been a right bastard." Spank The Monkey at http://www.gleeson0.demon.co.uk

Bah! Why should Jesus be man of the *CENTURY*?! He hasn't even been *ALIVE* for nearly 2000 years!! No, the *REAL* man of the century *SHOULD* be... Hume Cronyn! Who would *DARE* say otherwise!! *WHO*?! *SURELY* not *YOU*!! I laugh, *LAUGH*!! A ha ha ha ha!! *WHERE'S* my blood *PRESSURE* medication?!

Who took it?! Those *NASTY*, thieving little *GNOMES* are *BACK*, aren't *THEY*?! Give *ME* back *MY* *BLOOD* pressure medi*CA*tion!!

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--C. S.

DO NOT listen to this guy. He is stark raving mad. You CAN get Cartman to no.1 We have got over half way so far, lets keep going! I agree, Hitler shouldn't win, but neither should Jesus. Where would Jesus's TV show be without Eric Cartman? Huh? Huh? So vote Eric Cartman and go in to win a subscription to Time Magazine!

--Yashar

D'arcy007 wrote in message ...

Where would Jesus's TV show be without Cartman? What, are you kidding? I think Jesus can take care of himself, thank you. He doesn't need the fat little bastard. Remember, he's the "son of God, brainiac".

Yashar wrote:

Dammit! Cartman can't be Person of the Century. He's not a person!

I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer is simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. -Dan Quayle