Cartman's Mom- Easy to find out

Well if Cartman ever really wanted to find out who his birth mother is, all he would have to do is ask Mrs.Cartman. After all, the real mother had to give birth to Eric, then give him to Mrs.Cartman. Even though she wasn't conscience at the time she conceived him, she had to be well aware of who it was later on after the mystery woman had given Eric to her. Also, why did Mrs.Cartman let Eric go through all that crap and paying $3000 just to find out she's his dad? She just could have told him and gotten it over with.

Why would Ms. Cartman tell her little son she had a penis ?

On 24 Apr 1998 21:47:00 GMT, [email] (STRSHP) wrote:

Because he was going to find out eventually?

Skinnyboy wrote in message ...

Perhaps she tried to keep him from finding out. Perhaps she knows Mephesto's brother. Or maybe Eric's mom was really the shooter, she and Ms. Cartman teamed up to try to hide their secret. Of course, it's all speculation now. I doubt there will ever be a resolution to these questions, just subtle innuendoes and reminders gently sprinkled through every episode from here on out.

I can hardly wait for Kyle to say something like, "Yeah, well at least my mom.. I mean dad... isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!"

[email] wrote:

Repeat after me: It's only a TV show. It's not real life. It's only a TV show. :)

It still doesn't make much sense, though.

Lee

One thing that confuses me is how a bunch of 8 year olds no so much aboot sex and "where babies come from" they didn't even start telling us this kinda stuff in school until we were at least 10 and most kids in my school at 8 barely knew what sex was. Isn't that so sad?

Lee Smallwood wrote in article ...

They have more knowledge in some episodes than others. In Elephant Makes Love To A Pig, they have a clear idea of what sweet love is and in 'Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride' they know what a homosexual is. In 'Tom's Rhinoplasty' they clearly have no idea of what sweet love or being a lesbian is. Now, they know aboutthe term 'homosexual', but not the term 'lesbian'? Just another one of the many things that have no logic in South Park.

Not at all. Innocence is completely overrated.

In "Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabbado " writes:

I don't know about you, but I knew all about this stuff at six years of age.

In other words, it's not hard to find out.

birth mother could've just left baby Eric in a basket on the porch; just to be technical, testing DNA can't show if a match is the mother or the father just that's it's one of the parents; of course Ms. C and Eric have matching DNA, I want to know why Mephisto drew the conclusion that she's his father instead of the more logical explanation that the father was not in the room; I like (what someone else suggested) that Mephisto is the father and he passed out when he saw this and dreamed the whole thing I know, I know, it's just a TV show

the more important question is why did he take a genetic sample from ms cartman? after all supposedly she was a she and therefore not a canadate to be the father.

mephesto would have only needed cartmans sample and the samples from the men

Jherzga wrote:

In [email] writes:

Perhaps... However, he probably required her genetic data so as to better separate her DNA from that of the father's... control, as it were.

Deirdre M. Brooks wrote in article ...

At least it is clear to me this was all a April fools joke and they never planned to tell the father. After all the fuss they put together something to try to make up for the mess they made.

Anyone else think this?

Ben BTW, this epp was the 2nd highest rated cable show in history!

On Fri, 24 Apr 1998 17:14:14 -0500, [email] wrote:

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yes!! yes!! i do think this, and like i have said before, i could have cared less to find out. it wa a joke. ha ha. too bad everyone took it so fucking seriously, eh? like cartman said, "this is fucking weak."

HOW ABOUT A NICE TALL GLASS OF SHUT THE HELL UP!

no because if you listen to mephesto he said "did anyone see the terrence and philip ashow last MONTH" CLUE PHONE