Season Three Credits: What Kenny Says!

Apr 11, 199936 posts by 16 postersalt.tv.southpark
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As near as I can figure, Kenny is now saying:

"Hey, I got a ten inch penis / Hey you guys you gotta see this"

I've reached this conclusion after twiddling with his dialogue on my Mac. I recorded the credits on audio tape and fed them into SoundEdit Pro, where I cleaned up some of the noise, and slowed it down.

If this is old news that's available out on one of the Better South Park Sites, then I apologize for the duplication of effort. I haven't been out on the web since the show aired. :)

BMM

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Actually, that sounds pretty accurate.

the_davester http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" "I miss the comfort in being sad" -- Nirvana "Everyone is entitled to their opinions -- no matter how wrong they are" "Sentience is overrated" --Me

In article , [email] (Brin In SF) wrote:

Sites,

TagsNerdman MDalt.tv.southpark

"Kenny needs to take his hood off" or "Kenny should just take his hood off" was about as audible as it was forwards!!

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In article ,

for those of you more familiar with "SI" units,

10 inch = 7.62 cm

hmmm...not bad for 8 years old!

James

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Merry Widowthalytgvalt.tv.southpark

[email] sang this to the tune of "When I Was On Top Of You," which very nearly gave me a brain aneurysm:

~In article , ~ [email] (Brin In SF) wrote: ~> As near as I can figure, Kenny is now saying: ~> ~> "Hey, I got a ten inch penis / Hey you guys you gotta see this" ~for those of you more familiar with "SI" units, ~ ~10 inch = 7.62 cm

I think you got it backwards or something. Centimeters are smaller than inches.

...at least, from what I recall, back in the fifth grade, when they pretended to teach us metrics...

Merry.

AIM: WidowMerry Sister of Carmel "Check me out! I'm a sorcerer!" --Cartman, hopped up on coffee, "Underpants Gnomes"

I'm sorry, but what the fuck? The guy who posted the 10 inch - 7.62 cm was right, and cm's ARE smaller than inches. What are you on?

BitchMom.:Weasel:.alt.tv.southpark

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, ".:Weasel:." wrote:

Ok, I'll buy that :-) I just knew that they had it reversed. :-)

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Yuppers, as a (unwilling, I might add ;P) chemistry student who has these conversion factors memorized, I totally agree with this one! I figured it out with my calculator <g> and that's what I got, using the factor-label method. :) So, this is the correct conversion, no question about it. :)

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As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, "Rollo Tomasi" wrote:

There is roughly 1.5 cm per inch, so that would mean 1 inch = 1.5 cm 10 inch = 15 cm That's what he meant.

So keep your attitude to yourself next time.

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Rollo Tomasi sang this to the tune of "When I Was On Top Of You," which very nearly gave me a brain aneurysm:

~I'm sorry, but what the fuck? The guy who posted the 10 inch - 7.62 cm was ~right, and cm's ARE smaller than inches. ~What are you on?

Obviously, the crack I'm smoking isn't laced with sheep dip, like yours appears to be. As someone else posted, 10 inches is equivalent to about 25 centimeters. If a centimeter is smaller than an inch, how the hell could 10 inches equal 7.62 centimeters (which, for your atrophied brain, 7.62 is less than 10).

Please take this opportunity to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw.

*plonk*

Merry.

AIM: WidowMerry Sister of Carmel "Check me out! I'm a sorcerer!" --Cartman, hopped up on coffee, "Underpants Gnomes"

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (Merry Widow) wrote:

*snagged that line* Hope you don't mind. :-)

BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me

Merry WidowBitchMomalt.tv.southpark

BitchMom sang this to the tune of "When I Was On Top Of You," which very nearly gave me a brain aneurysm:

~As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, ~[email] (Merry Widow) wrote: ~ ~>Please take this opportunity to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw. ~ ~*snagged that line* ~Hope you don't mind. :-)

Well, it wouldn't be fair if I didn't mention that I halfway snagged it from "Heathers." Shannen Doherty has a line in there (I think that's who it is) that says something to the effect of, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw," when something totally outrageous happened. Damn. Haven't seen that movie in years.

But feel free to use it. I like seeing my MaDnEsS spread about. *nods*

Merry.

AIM: WidowMerry Sister of Carmel "Check me out! I'm a sorcerer!" --Cartman, hopped up on coffee, "Underpants Gnomes"

In article , [email] wrote:

Awww.... can't we just feel the love in this newsgroup?

the_davester http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" "I miss the comfort in being sad" -- Nirvana "Everyone is entitled to their opinions -- no matter how wrong they are" "Sentience is overrated" --Me

In article ,

wrote:

James bring out the chainsaw and about to punish him self:

sorry! it's my fault to start up with this maths non sense!

James

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Merry Widowthalytgvalt.tv.southpark

[email] sang this to the tune of "When I Was On Top Of You," which very nearly gave me a brain aneurysm:

~In article , ~ [email] (the_davester) wrote: ~> In article , [email] ~wrote: ~> ~> > Rollo Tomasi sang this to the tune of "When I Was On Top Of You," which very ~> > nearly gave me a brain aneurysm: ~> > ~> > ~I'm sorry, but what the fuck? The guy who posted the 10 inch - 7.62 cm was ~> > ~right, and cm's ARE smaller than inches. ~> > ~What are you on? ~> > ~> > Obviously, the crack I'm smoking isn't laced with sheep dip, like yours ~> > appears to be. As someone else posted, 10 inches is equivalent to about 25 ~> > centimeters. If a centimeter is smaller than an inch, how the hell could 10 ~> > inches equal 7.62 centimeters (which, for your atrophied brain, 7.62 is less ~> > than 10). ~> > ~> > Please take this opportunity to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw. ~> > ~> ~> Awww.... can't we just feel the love in this newsgroup? ~ ~James bring out the chainsaw and about to punish him self:

NO!  STOP!!!!!

~sorry! it's my fault to start up with this maths non sense!

Well, you made an honest mistake in your calculations. No big deal. It's not like you (f)lamed somebody just for the sake of it, like that bitchy kiwi did...or I did... ^_~

Merry.

AIM: WidowMerry Sister of Carmel "Check me out! I'm a sorcerer!" --Cartman, hopped up on coffee, "Underpants Gnomes"

In the words of Stan "This is pretty f**ked up right here". Why the hell are you arguing about how long Kenny's dick is? I can't wait 'til the U.S. switches to the metric system so we don't have to deal with this crap.

Follow your dream. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!

In article , "Zodiac Flash" writes:

You have a long wait. The U.S. isn't going to switch to the metric system. Most Americans don't like it.

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia N 32 21 13 W 81 17 56

the_davester sang this to the tune of "When I Was On Top Of You," which very nearly gave me a brain aneurysm:

~In article , [email] wrote: ~ ~> Rollo Tomasi sang this to the tune of "When I Was On Top Of You," which very ~> nearly gave me a brain aneurysm: ~> ~> ~I'm sorry, but what the fuck? The guy who posted the 10 inch - 7.62 cm was ~> ~right, and cm's ARE smaller than inches. ~> ~What are you on? ~> ~> Obviously, the crack I'm smoking isn't laced with sheep dip, like yours ~> appears to be. As someone else posted, 10 inches is equivalent to about 25 ~> centimeters. If a centimeter is smaller than an inch, how the hell could 10 ~> inches equal 7.62 centimeters (which, for your atrophied brain, 7.62 is less ~> than 10). ~> ~> Please take this opportunity to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw. ~ ~Awww.... can't we just feel the love in this newsgroup?

LOL! Sorry, guess the pressures of flamewars in AGFF finally got to me. ^_~

Merry.

AIM: WidowMerry Sister of Carmel "Check me out! I'm a sorcerer!" --Cartman, hopped up on coffee, "Underpants Gnomes"

In article , "Rollo Tomasi" writes:

Wow! I'm sure BitchMom is near suicide after falling victim to wit _that_ scathing...

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

BitchMomKrytenTooalt.tv.southpark

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (KrytenToo) wrote:

hehehe, actually, he was responding to Merry Widow. :-) Though I did steal her comment regarding chainsaws :-)

BitchMom At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

Merry WidowBitchMomalt.tv.southpark

BitchMom sang this to the tune of "When I Was On Top Of You," which very nearly gave me a brain aneurysm:

~As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, ~[email] (KrytenToo) wrote: ~ ~>In article , "Rollo Tomasi" ~> writes: ~> ~>>>Please take this opportunity to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw. ~>>> ~>>>*plonk* ~>>> ~>>>Merry. ~>>>-- ~>> ~>>Oh yeah!?

Well, that sorta defeats the purpose of a killfile...

~>Wow! I'm sure BitchMom is near suicide after falling victim to wit ~>_that_ scathing... ~ ~hehehe, actually, he was responding to Merry Widow. :-)

S/he/it is a troll. *nods*

~Though I did steal her comment regarding chainsaws :-)

Make sure you use it well. *nods*

Merry.

AIM: WidowMerry Sister of Carmel "Check me out! I'm a sorcerer!" --Cartman, hopped up on coffee, "Underpants Gnomes"

In article , [email] writes:

Yeah, I'm getting jealous. :-)

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia N 32 21 13 W 81 17 56

Covenantthalytgvalt.tv.southpark

[email] wrote in message ...

10 inch= appx 25cm

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

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In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Whoa! that's enormous for an 8 years old!

James

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CovenantCovenantalt.tv.southpark

Mr. Moody wrote in message ...

It's not a problem in my hands...

It's when I hear the cries of "Ow!" that I get a *little* worried

 ; ' )
BitchMomCovenantalt.tv.southpark

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, "Covenant" wrote:

*BitchMom slowly walks away from Covenant.

Sometimes, bigger is NOT better.

BitchMom I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

BitchMom wrote:

Wellllllllllllllll I dunno about that Bitchmom!

*Toni slowly walks towards Joe......

........then remembers he is spoken for..........dangit! :-P

Toni. A little person who likes to play with *big* boys <g>

BitchMomTonialt.tv.southpark

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, Toni wrote:

Ohhh, so *you're* one of those girls that make men think that bigger is better! Nice to meet you, I've always wondered what one of you looked like :-)

BitchMom - For those of you with humor impairment, that was a joke. I suggest you upgrade your out of date humor with a new and improved version

BitchMom wrote:

LOL Bitchmom! I love your razor sharp wit :)

-Toni

PS- as for you *big* boys out there who would like to play with me, my number is........<g>

CovenantTonialt.tv.southpark

Toni wrote in message ...

OOOoooohhh Toni.. if only you knew.......

And who has just become Member 18 in the Cult Of The Covenant Sig......

Covenant.

CovenantBitchMomalt.tv.southpark

BitchMom wrote in message ...

Very true... But being so much older than the rest of the huys here... I *also* know how to use it bloody well!!!!

Covenant. A Man With Far ... Awwwhhh You Know.......

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BitchMomCovenantalt.tv.southpark

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, "Covenant" wrote:

You said bloody. *BitchMom now RUNS away screaming.

BitchMom

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.