YKYWTMSPW (You know you watch too much South Park when...)

You know you watch too much South Park when...

-your name your dad Randy, your uncle Jimbo, your girlfriend Wendy

-you go hunting but before you have to find Jimbo's shop to buy your weapons

-you dream to see Cartman dying in at least ONE episode instead of Kenny

-you're fell sad for Kenny and their family because the're poor

-you didn't care of Kenny's family like Cartman

-you have a girlfriend named Wendy and when you try yo kiss her, you vomits everytime

-you sing the theme song in the shower, at the mall, in the park,...almost everywhere

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"st�phane dumas" wrote in message news:Azdu6.12397$[email]...

weapons

-You and your friend carry around M-16's just in case you see an animal you want to shoot as you shout "It's coming right for us!"

vomits

-You think Terrence and Phillip are the greatest comedians ever.

-You think Terrence and Phillip are the best thing to ever come out of canada.

-You go looking for a real south park, colorado.

-Jesus hosts a public access show in your town.

-Your town is destroyed every few weeks.

-You think your mom may be a crack whore.

-You carry around an antonio banderas life size blow up doll just to be like cartman.

-You get "Come sail away" by Eric Cartman stuck in your head.

-You actually understand everything kenny says.

-You've written a South Park Fan fic.

"spauldingae" wrote in message news:7deu6.600437$[email]...

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park,...almost

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-You waste time doing something like this.

You know all the words to "O Canada" even though you're not Canadian.

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"Poppy Z. Brite" wrote in message news:[email]...

You can sing "Uncle Fucker" out loud without realizing it.

"spauldingae" wrote in message news:Rbzu6.603625$[email]...

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You can come up with a funny one-liner every time you fart.

Before and/or after.

you have the "Uncle Fucker" tune as the ringtone on your cellphone "spauldingae" wrote in message news:Rbzu6.603625$[email]...

you name your son, not Timothy, but TIMMMAYYYYYY!!!!

On Sat, 24 Mar 2001 19:29:55 -0000, "Claire Stewart" wrote:

When you quote from the show, you've definitely seen too much South Park.

In article , "spauldingae" writes:

I sing that in the shower.

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