Who here thinks it would be really cool to have a Hong Kong action movie-type episode of South Park, maybe get Chow Yun-Fat to do a guest voice. They could have references to The Killer, A Bullet in the Head, Hard-Boiled, etc. Or instead of John Woo/Triad movies, do Tsui Hark or Ching Siu-Tung type martial arts stuff, and get Jet Li to do a guest voice.
"Santa backwashed in his milk! I could sell this!" -Max, Sam and Max
"Raving a sand dust Gunfighter has returned from the hell !!" -from a Japanese spaghetti western page
"Drinking gives Herculean strength!" -Jackie Chan, Drunken Master II