If any of you read my 'How many alt.tv.southpark members does it take to change a lightbulb?' joke, please post your comments in this thread. I like to get feedback for future referance.
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
I think you'll find it take 945. You missed 1 to declare Matt and Trey are listening whenever something happens in South Park that was said by a member of alt.tv.southpark 5 months ago. Thank you, and goodnight. Yashar
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Haven't they ever heard of "The 50th Monkey"?
mei dei! Kennum interfecerunt! furcifri!
"Uh, okay, but ya only got 5 minutes. This place is turning into a Starbucks."
On 19 Jun 1998 07:07:20 GMT, [email] (GUMPELS) wrote:
5 to point out that the lightbulb was yellow. 15 to get mad at them for pointing out something so obvious. 3 to poit out the same thing 3 weeks later. 5 to yell at them for doing so.
3 to proclaim that we don't let an AOLer or WebTVer change the lightbulb. 5 to ask what the lighbulb is saying in the opening credits. 1 to write a letter to the Continuity Editor complaining that the lighbulb already burned out once tonight, and it's still here. 1 to mention a billion times that she can change lightbulbs as well as anyone, even though she's only twelve years old.
-Kevyn Implosion "At the age of six or seven I was in my prime and ever since that time it's been a steady decline" -Mr. T Experience
Treu, true
Actually, that doesn't happen so much anymore..
The lightbulb breaks, it doesn't burn out (at least according to my list)
'Scuse you, I only mention that when someone brings the subject up again (see '80 people to discuss the age of changing lightbulbs') But ROTFL!
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
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Gumpels, don't tell me you don't go on about being the youngest member of this ng. Just look at your sig. And how do you know your the youngest? You could be the oldest! Note: could. Its just, to most people, you seem like the average kid who see's an R rated movie and brags to all his/her friends. Don't take offence. Its just how you appear to the naked eye.
Yashar
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OK, OK...maybe I do. A little.
Will I ever hear the end of that from you?
Yep. Could. It's possible. But VERY improbable. But I know I am younger than someone here (Lindsay aka LilRose33, older by a month, and don't tell me *she's* lying, I've known her for years).
Who's bragging about-ohhhh. It's about the sig. again, isn't it?
Waaah, you hurt my feelings. ;)
Ew! The eye is naked! It should put some clothes on! (Who's mature? Not me!)
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
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I knew you'd like that 'naked eye' bit. Thats why I chose those words. Interesting, yes?
Yashar
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Really? I just said that because it was the first thing that came to my mind...
Very.
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
I thought i was the youngest. I'm 13. But, who cares?
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OK, OK...maybe I do. A little.
Will I ever hear the end of that from you?
Yep. Could. It's possible. But VERY improbable. But I know I am younger than someone here (Lindsay aka LilRose33, older by a month, and don't tell me *she's* lying, I've known her for years).
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Who's bragging about-ohhhh. It's about the sig. again, isn't it?
Waaah, you hurt my feelings. ;)
Ew! The eye is naked! It should put some clothes on! (Who's mature? Not me!)
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
Ooh, the author has another addition! For the thread that has recently sprung up:
120 to argue if the lightbulb falling off the counter is parodizing the Lost World or Titanic 50 to tell them to shutup
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
When will you see?! When will you learn to take sides?! When will people listen?! Marat died for your sins!!
"The Sweet Hereafter", God damn you, "THE SWEET HEREAFTER"!!
We're digging our own bloody graves!!
Wait. Strike that last one.
--Morris Stegosaurus
wait... a light bulb burned out, so does that mean AOL will be raising their rates? damn.. there goes my allowance... RSF
You are forgetting...
5 to claim that the makers of the lightbulb are lurking and taking notes on our opinions of the lightbulb. 10 to agree because when someone mentioned we needed more light, the lightbulb's wattage mysteriously increased. 7 to disagree with these claims. 20 to flame the last 22 people for taking the lightbulb to damn seriously. 4 to respond to the flames stating that it's just part of the fun to analyse the lightbulb and that it gives them something to do beetween lightbulb changes ;-) 3 to troll the lightbulb. 1 to troll the lightbulb group just for the hell of it, using lame ass jokes that are far from funny, and with really nothing to say (not that Trolls ever do).
Ok the last one more of a rant than an addition to the light bulb joke, but it was inspired by the newest addition to our troll family here, think many know who that is. Anyway, I could go on, and on, and on, and on, hehe but don't want to overstay my welcome just yet. :-)
-Jedi
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LOL! Right on man.
12 to argue whether it's King Kong Mega Mega or King Kamahemahe in the Halloween song. 3 weeks for that thread to burn out. 1 to innocently ask what is sung in the Halloween song. 12 to start arguing again. And 5 to post additions to some lightbulb joke.
Yashar.
<faints> My god, I love this! We should compile all of these and put them in the FAQ!
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)
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I'm not even going to attempt to add my own to the list, I'll just say LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
Mr Vee-One
It is chocolaty and delightful.
~Crib Rat
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Excellent list - marked for keeping.
Just one note, sig separators should be -- followed by a space <grin>.
Hahah! funny one GUMPLES, great job. Saved it for future use. :-)
-Jedi
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Thousands on their knees to watch the lightbulb go out, Hundreds to write about it the next day and argue whether the bulb was broken or burned out and what genius motherf***ers those guys at GE are, About 50 to write a fictious continuing saga of this new lightbulb(which is without a doubt going to burn out this week), And 3 to say "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT KENNY SAYS IN THE OPENING CREDITS?"
And which lightbulb and saga are we talking about here, hmmm?
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) aka Crabtree-Norn "SIDDOWN! We're runnin' late!" "Frankly my dear, she just doesn't give a damn."-Me, on....me. ;)