Simon & Simon

Does anyone else find it funny that everytime Cartman gives an oral report it's on Simon & Simon. I love that. Does anyone know the phrase he keeps saying....something about how they're only brothers on t.v.? I'm not sure.

I think it's, "And so you see, Simon & Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television." I also loved the way they used this in the commercial as conspiracies of media or something like that.

Forge

Sheri Branco wrote:

"And so you see, Simon & Simon are not brothers in real life, but only on television" -Cartman

--- [email]

"My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa" -Cartman

Sheri said:

Um, I hate to be the one to tell you, but when they rerun episodes, usually the characters say the same thing. He's only given the oral report once, In the Big Gay Al episode. His actual lines were: "And so, Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television"

Pete ---------------------------------------------------- Eric - "I'm the candy master!" Stan - "No no, You're the assmaster. There's a difference." --South Park-- come see my band's website: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/7044/index.html

Sorry that's just not true. I have all but 1 episode on tape & he's given the report twice so far.

It's either...

"And so, Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on tel-eh-visION." or... "In conclusion, Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on tel-eh-visION." I forget the opening to that line.... ~

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Bob the Soul Crusher wrote:

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Oh, now I remember what she was referring to. It was that episode with that Gay guy, and the football game and...wait a second! That was the rerun of Big Gay Al's Big Bay Boat Ride. Oops...

Pete ---------------------------------------------------- Eric - "I'm the candy master!" Stan - "No no, You're the assmaster. There's a difference." --South Park-- come see my band's website: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/7044/index.html

I realize I've made an incorrect statement or two but I'm not shoving it down anyones throat and if you need to post a right answer then you have the ability to do it without being a jerk. I've just looked through all the posts in this n.g. & I think it's really weird that I'm the only one you ever respond to. There are plenty of incorrect statements out there & people saying things you might consider silly but yet I'm the only one you write back to. You don't have anything interesting to say or new conversations to be part of. Your just the self-designated South Park police. I'm just a fan of the show & maybe I don't have all the episodes or posts in here memorized but that shouldn't be such a big concern of yours you freak. Follow someone else around for awhile or make yourself useful to the newsgroup and make a positive comment for a change. Sorry to everyone for being wrong in my posts here and there but it really shouldn't be that offensive. Maybe only to certain srange people.

Why would you shove your own mistake down someone's throat?

Shmoe

only fags shove things down peoples throat

Shmoe31 wrote in article ...

Imagine my surprise when "Frank Rizzo" wrote:

How would you know? :)

And do you know how immature and prejudicial you sound when you use the word "fag?" Why don't you just use nigger and cracker while you're at it?

Lauren
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dont mind if i do

Lauren Glenn wrote in article ... Imagine my surprise when "Frank Rizzo" wrote:

How would you know? :)

And do you know how immature and prejudicial you sound when you use the word "fag?" Why don't you just use nigger and cracker while you're at it?

Lauren
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On Mon, 01 Dec 1997 14:38:50 GMT, [email] (Lauren Glenn) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Am I missing the offense in cracker? I'm about as white as they come and fail to see the insult.

Yeah, surely you don't think ANYONE is insulted by the word 'cracker'.   It is
similar to 'honky', a word that was supposed to be a pejorative towards white
people.  It didn't catch on because whenever a non-white person used it, all
the white people who were supposed to be offended would break out in
uncontrollable laughter.   Oh well, that is the '70's for you.

WHITEFOOTE wrote:

Well... You obviously don't live south enough to appreciate the insulting nature of the word "cracker" Its like redneck or white trash... and still "fighting words" south of the Manson-Nixon line.

Jake

Really? I could have swore the people were wearing their "redneck" and "white trash" signs with honor down here in Florida. Maybe I'm too far south, but people seem to be *proud* of those terms.

On Wed, 10 Dec 1997 22:45:53 -0500, Jake Blues offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Uhh, no. I'm in Virginia, south of the Mason-Dixon line, and I have rarely hear cracker used here. When it is used, it's most certainly not a 'fighting word' but more used when imitating either a black power pyscho or a redneck.

Ouch! I was just correcting you... Not making fun of you! I take no offense though because I am not a fag of course!

Shmoe

On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 12:28:20 -0500, Sheri Branco wrote:

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No, that's not quite right...

Philo

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On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 12:28:20 -0500, Sheri Branco offered this unto Shub-Internet:

<snip>

Here's the DejaNews profile for P3DaysOut:

*Re: Starvin Marvin is ep. #109  reply to Fenris
*Jay Leno clip  original post
*Re: NEED WAV OF 'go knit me  a sweater'  PLEASE POST  reply to
unknown
*Re: Strange person  reply to Sheri Branco <similar theme....>
*Re: Stop posting binaries to this NG, AOL asshole, or I'm gonna kick
you in the nnnuts! reply to Charles Ray
*Re: Simon & Simon   reply to yours truly
*Re: Nudity in SP  reply to Sheri Branco <makes a valid point>
*Re: Simon & Simon   reply to Sheri Branco
*Re: Kenny Dies in South Park  (was Re: New Episode Idea...)  reply to
Guess Who<that was the name given by DejaNews>
*Re: wav files   reply to Burke a Harper
*posting binaries (and aol)  original post
*Re: NEW SOUTH PARK EPISODE ON NOV. 19TH  reply to Dale Kujanson
<posted twice>
*Re: Rainbows?    reply to unknown
*Re: ::--->EDWINA and EVERYONE AGAINST SOUTHPARK!!!!!!   reply to Ryan
*Re: SOX problem     reply to Krikkit
*stop requesting .wavs!!!   original post
*Re: Resemblance?    reply to Paul Finkel
*Re: Rainbows?    reply to me again
*Re: Cartman's line in the theme song    reply to me once more
*Re: New Episode Idea...   reply to unknown
*Re: Spoilers    reply to 'dickless fuck', otherwise unknown
*Re: New episode idea??....(was Re: Don't spoil episodes!)    reply to
Cartman
*Re: *** Don't read this newsgroup until after Wednesday's SHOW ***
reply to TMAT1075
*Re: MIR kills kenny on halloween    TMAT1075 once more
*Re: CRACK WHORE    reply to Nick S. Bensema
*Re: Elton John    reply to Adel J, W & A <I'm as puzzled as you>
*Re: $1000/wk Donating Sperm    reply to unknown sperm mailer
*Re: Hidden Messasges in the theme song...   reply to unknown
*Re: "Haven't seen children molested like this since..."    reply to
unkown
*Re: Song In Credits for Sparky Episode    reply to John Burns
*Re: Funniest SP moment    reply to TheSnorks1
*Re: Funniest SP moment    reply to Michael Hall
*Re: Magic--The Gathering   reply to Pegasus
*Re: in the gay dog episode...   reply to PSX Defector
*Re: DON'T HELP AOLers    reply to mtangard
*Re: Funniest SP moment   reply to unknown
*Re: South Park and College?   reply to unknown

Notice that there are only 3 replies to Sheri Branco out of 38 posts to alt.tv.southpark. One of those replies was a similar rant about how cruel life and other posters are. The majority of the posts were either lines from SP, bitching about spoilers or preaching the evils of binaries in non-binary groups<amen!>. It sounds like you, madam, have a hair up your ass about something that has no relation to your above rant.