[Cartman's house. The scamps are sitting on the couch. Cartman is stuffing his face with cheesy poofs]
Stan: dude everyone's going crazy about this bill gates dude coming to town Kyle: yeah, and we still don't know who he is. Announcer <on TV> and now for a feature-length episode of Terrance & Phillip... Kyle: Sweet Stan: Kickass
[we zoom in to the tv screen. it's terrance and phillip's house, in the kitchen, terrance is holding the fridge door open]
Terrance: Look phillip, there's no kroff dinner left Phillip: no kroff dinner?!? Terranace: thats right terrance Phillip: are you sure? Terrance: yes i just checked. there's none there at all Phillip: <mechanically> oh no
[back to the couch]
Kenny: I think they're running out of ideas Stan: I don't know kenny, it might be leading up to something big Kyle: let's watch it and find out
{back to Tv]
Terrance: come here phillip Phillip: yes terrance? Terrance: There's something right at the back of the fridge Phillip: Is is poutine? Terrance: I don't know Phillip: flapjack? Terrance: damn it man, i don't know. Here, hold my legs so I can get a closer look
[ phillip holds terrance's legs so phillip's head is underneath terrance's butthole]
Cartman: <off screen> don't look there phillip you're gonna get farted on Terrance: <grunt> uhh..ahh. Phillip: can you see it yet. terrance: just... one... more... Phillip: can yo.... Terrance: BEANS!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEANS!!! OH GLORIOUS BEANS!!! HOW YOU COME TO US IN THIS KROFF DINNER-LESS TIME OF NEED!! Phillip: so, what is it?
[terrance farts. they laugh]
Terranace: beans, silly Phillip: oh good, i was feeling sick with the thought of no kroff dinner Terrance: don't worry, now we have beans
[phillip farts. they laugh]
phillip: beans
[back on the couch. everyone is laughing]
[suddenly the channel changes, so Dirty Harry is on. it's the part right at theend where Dirty Harry about to shoot that guy on the pier]
Clint Eastwood: ...ask yourself one question, do i feel lucky, well do ya... punk? Kyle: whoa dude! Stan: who changed the channel? Kenny: Cartman did, some of his fat landed on it and changed it Cartman: AY! [they laugh]
Kyle: put terance and phillip back on, quick!!
[the lights go out. all we can see is four sets of eyes]
Stan: woah dude! Kyle: Aaaahhhh Cartman: Powercuts piss me off. Stan: no shit cartman. Kyle: what are we gonna do, terrance and phillip is on
[a fifth set of eyes join them]
Scamps: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Ms Cartman: Don't worry boys it's only me! Kenny: Phew, it's only catman's slut mother Cartman: ay! Ms Cartman: why don't you boys borrow this torch and find out what caused the powercut? Stan: Oh okay Cartman:gimme that <snatches the torch> Ms Cartman: bye hon
[they find the door and walk out. the moon give minimal light, like just in front of where they are walking]
Stan: this is gonna take forever Kyle: yeah, where shall we look first? Stan: let's go to chef's house and ask him Kyle: hey yeah