What would you guys say is your favourite Sp quote of all time?
Favourite SOuth Park quote?
Aug 21, 199848 posts by 45 posters
48 posts
Brian Spence said...
I would have voted for "Kick the baby!" if you'd asked two weeks ago, but now I've gotta say, "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Tirya
[email] wrote:
What about "Uh, screw you. Home."? -Toni
"I am a cop and you will respect my Authorit-ay!"
Best quote now is Cartman singing "In The Ghetto"
�....and I think I've figured out why.....because they're a bunch of assholes.�
"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!"-cartman
-me
Brian Spence said...
It's just about impossible to single out one, but I think for sheer impact, and especially for amount of impact per word (which makes the shortest quotes most usable -- e.g., for maing the people around you lose their composure, which after all is the purpose of life, eh? -- I favor "BeefCAKE!" which can be used in almost *any* situation that requires acknowledgment, whether it's a simple nodding approval or a major rousing you-go-girl cheer. (Second place goes to "Sweeeeeet!")
Also, because it was used only in a very early episode, it separates us original SP pioneer/loyalists from the newbies. ;)
After being deep in thought on 21 Aug 1998 21:40:52 GMT,, I noticed
and then [email] wrote: I would have voted for "Kick the baby!" if you'd asked two weeks ago, but now I've gotta say, "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
I TOTAL.LY agree with Tirya here... this is my all time fave quote from SP...
Dreams are what makes the world a better place.
Brian Spence wrote in message ...
So many to choose from.... so little time....
"Fuck Mr. Hat!" -Kyle in the unaired director's cut of the pilot.
Favorite song? Kyle's " I'm A Jew"
Favorite gag?
Cartman's affliction with having to finish the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx whenever he hears the first part of it.
Favorite character? Kyle
My favorite South Park quote: Cartman - "If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'AY! Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"
Brian Spence wrote:
"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"
(We use that all the time when Puccini the cat does something dorky ...)
Rabbit
Brian Spence wrote:
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" - Cartman
OK, I'm no newbie, not even a lurker. I posted a few in the past, but since this caught me eye. My favorite "line" was Chef selling his BIG SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS
La Parka, Disco, Tokyo, and Wright are the Dancing 4 Horsemen.
Mya, Brandy, Katie, Michelle, and Natalie are mine, touch them and you die!
Have a Nizice Dizay q:o)
Did I mention Goldburger w/cheese sux?
"mmmWe're environmentalists" That's just one of them
Stan: How do you know she has a cat?
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My personal favorite is from Mr. Hat:
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
LizrdLuvr
Cartman: Mom kittys being a dildo Mrs Cartman: I know a certain little kitty whos sleeping with mommy to night.
ALSO-
Cartman: <FART> Oh, exuseme new kid I didnt mean to fart on you I didnt have a chiose,
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
{<=-DAN--=>}Hands down..."Screw You Guys, I'm Going HOOOOOOOOOME!" (Not complete though without hand movements!)
"Yeah I wanna get a 'circumstision' too!" ranks a close second.
Basically anything Cartman says makes my day. His name is Eric and so is mine :)!
Seriously, Cartman does get most of the good lines.
Kyle and Stan don't get so many 'cos they're mostly 8-year-old versions of Matt and Trey - they're the kids we're supposed to identify with.
Kenny *may* have some good lines, but it's hard to be sure.
Mr Garrison gets some good lines, but he's not the focus of the show; our four amigos are.
Cheers,
Nich
In article , Brian Spence writes
"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo" and "Follow your dreams etc."
But I'm also proud of the quote in my sig;
"Hey Mr Hat, what's it like not having an ass?" Cartman from Cheesy Poofs Kart
Mike Jakeman mike(at)jakeman(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)(uk)
Well recently my favorites are:
"You just sit there and suck on my balls"
"Crazy cracker's always leaving his laundry detergent on the playground"
On Fri, 21 Aug 1998 16:04:24 +0100, Brian Spence wrote:
"Sometimes when a man and a woman are ATTRACTED to each other, the man puts his...hoo-hoo-dilly...in the woman's cha-cha."
"Yeah, go ahead and drink it...it's just a beer...don't be such a pussy, mmm-kay?"
"Hey, man, I heard what you said...that was cool...you wanna come over to my place and fingerpaint...?"
"Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny DIES!!!"
Michael R. Grabois ... change $ to s wrote:
Favorite scene of all time, probably:
"Deputy" Eric Cartman on his tricycle being followed like "COPS", and as the screen fades...
"Sometimes upholding the law is messy, but you get by.... one day at a time"
More how he says it, and the scene, than the funniest actual line. It's my windows shutdown sound.
Greg
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"-said by Cartman
"Mom says if you wanna be a lesbian, you have to lick carpet."
RESPECT MY AUTHORITI---CARTMAN
WHY HELLO DARE CHIREN---CHEF
Fav sp quote eh?
" Democrats piss me off " " Why don't you go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot anything "
For some reason, I'm very fond of "I love you guys..ah, screw you guys." It kind of says it all. Appropriate for every occasion or emotion. And always fun at parties.
Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark
My favorites are:
"Screw you guys, I'm going home." "Don't be gay, don't be gay spark, don't be gay." The chat about rainbows....that was soooooooooo funny I could not stop laughing. "Cartman wouldn't know a poptart from a rainforest. Yes I do...pop tarts have frosting."
Cyberwolf
One of my favs is...
Cartman: Hey, it's the British kid; he's a little limey zombie now!
Founding Member Really Liked "Waterworld" Fan Club Four members and growing slowly!
Most South Park lines are great, but my all-time favorite has to be:
"Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye!"
I actually blacked out for a second from laughing so hard... ;)
cyberwolf wrote:
My favorite south park quote has to be what Cartman says in Mecha-Stresiand talking about Kyle 'taking' the triangle, you know:
..."And I kicked him squa' in the nuts and he cried like Nancy _KERRRIGAN!!!_"
He he he.
We satisfy our enless needs the_davester: nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com To justify our bloody deeds SPAM BAIT: [email] In the name of destiny The Nirvana songs Encyclopedia: And in the name of God http://nirvanasongs.home.ml.org -- The Last Resort, the Eagles A *fully* searchable lyrics archive.
"OH KYLE'S MOM IS A BITCH SHE'S A BIG FAT BITCH SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD SHE'S A STUPID BITCH IF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH SHE'S A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS ON MONDAY SHE'S A BITCH ON TUESDAY SHE'S A BITCH ON WEDNEASDAY TO SATURDAY SHE'S A BITCH THEN ON SUNDAY JUST TO BE DIFFRENT SHE'S A SUPER FAGOT MEGA MEGA BIOTCH HAVE YOU EVER MET MY FRIEND KYLES MOM SHE'S THE BIGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH SHE'S A STUPID BITCH KYLE'S MOM IS A BITCH YES SHE IS A STUPID BITCH KYLE'S MOM IS A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT---------------------CHA" -Eric Cartman
"Talking pooh is where I draw the line!" -Eric Cartman
Brian Spence wrote:
Oh man, so many to choose from... For me, so far it's a toss up btw "Uh, screw you. Home." and "I love you guys. Eh, screw you guys."
-Toni
What the hell. I'm game.
Stan: "Dude, don't say 'pigfucker' in front of Jesus." (From The Spirit of Christmas) (actually, every single line from SoX)
Cartman: "I made it to the deep end. Hurray for me." (although I actually fell off the couch laughing when I heard "My mom says if I wanna be a lesbian I gotta lick the carpet.")
Barbraday: Every single line he has in the Chicken Lover episode, but especially "Swingset...swingset...up and down I go...Woosh goes the willy wind...blowing through my toes..."
Hopeful Romantic, ~Lisa
"Don't fuck with me! Stay away from my man or I'll whip your ass, bitch! Bye bye Miss Ellen."
I haven't seen very many episodes - life without cable is no life at all <sigh> - but some of my favorites are from Ike, especially when they're several seconds long and just about impossible to understand. :) Just what the bleep are "odesfemener" and "bamwetoto" supposed to mean? [Ep. 204 and probably others; that's as close as I can come to spelling them.]
Some of my favorite non-Ike quotes:
"Drugs will make you a hippie, and hippies suck!" - Cartman
"WHATWHATWHAAAAT???" - Kyle's mom, frequently used by Howard Stern [the sound bite, I mean, not Kyle's mom! <grin>]
"The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your hand." - Cartman
"FART, DAMN YOU!" - [who said that?]
"CARTMAN! There's an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!" - [who said that?]
I really need to see more South Park. :-I
_O_ <\_/> _/ \_ Crossfire.
It has to be:
'Get 'em while they're hot, my all new cookies, "I just went and Fudge'd your mamma"'
My favorite? Probably this gem:
"Excuse me, Terrence, could you check my ass for abnormalities?"
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"Uh, okay, but ya only got 5 minutes. This place is turning into a Starbucks."
" Ahhh, There's nothing like a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!"
"Kyle I will kick you in the NUUUUUTTTSSSS!!!!" - Cartman "You hear me, you go to hell, you go to hell and you die!!" - Mr Garrison "Ooohh Snacky cakes good thang!" - Cartman "I am a poor starving child" - Cartman "mmmmfff nnklllmmmm mmmmd mmeeemmnb" - Kenny "mmmmmm They're coming right for us" - Ned "Want some more cheesy poofs hun?" "Ya I want da cheesy poof" "OK" "Sweeeeet" - Starvin' Marvin "You hippy, go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot anything" - Cartman "That there is one dirty little bastard" - Uncle Jimbo "I'm a dirty little bastard too" - Stan "Don't kick da baby" - Ike Tom Arthur http://members.aol.com/HoToM5204/Index.html ________________________________________________________________________________ "It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees." -Stereophonics, "A Thousand Trees" -1997 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap!" Cartman "I'm going to kick my mom in the nuts." Cartman
I like:
Yeah I want CheezyPoofs! - Cartman SWEEEET-Cartman Screw you guys-I'm goin' home -Cartman I don't wanna!- Cartman And of course, the I'm sailing away song from the cliffhanger episode!
In article , - <James@jh- m.demon.co.uk> writes
Hmm, I just had to reply to my own post, and say that also, I love:
'My goodness, that's a lovely dress you are wearing Polly Pretty Pink. Oh, thank you Eric, you are a perfect gentleman. And you are smart and cool. Yes Eric, you are stong and smart and cool. Everybody likes you very much. That's nice Peter Panda. More tea Rumpletumskin? Yes please Eric. You are tough and Handsome. Thank you Rumpletumskin. And what do you think about me Klive Frog? I think you're a big fat piece of crap. HEY!'
In article , Xfire905 writes
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Stan
Tom Arthur
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