Cartman said it all!!!!

Apr 26, 199833 posts by 21 posters
33 posts
litarulz

When he found out who his father is and how CC, Matt and Trey are the bigget assholes to come up with this huge angle to push viewership not only once but TWICE...

MAN, THIS IS FUCKING LAME

I hope everyone stops watching this piece of shit. They fuck the die-hards over just to get new people to watch, then the result is fucking ludicrous. I guess no one at the barn dance noticed her dick, nor did the entire staff at Crack Whore magazine. And why the fuck would Mephisto have tested a woman if he were determining a father??? In any case, I shoulda known that having Cartman have an active character as his father on the show would have changed the entire show. So, having it be the Chief or The Broncos woulda been less stupid and would have worked.

Nikki Rogers↩ litarulz

Settle down dude. It's a cartoon [email] wrote in message ...

litarulz↩ Nikki Rogers

Settle down dude. It's a cartoon>>

I beg to differ - you try telling CC it's just a cartoon. It's a paychcek for an awful lot of people, and if I am gonna pay someone's salary, or be the reason the have a job or not, they had better not fuck with me. What they pulled with these last two episodes is bullshit.

soho↩ litarulz

then don't watch...if all you can do is whine and complain about a program because of two (2) episodes, then you really have far too much free time on your hands and need to get a life...or a date...one or the other

[email] wrote in article ...

Mike↩ soho

then don't watch...if all you can do is whine and complain about a program because of two (2) episodes, then you really have far too much free time on your hands and need to get a life...or a date...one or the other

I agree get a life. It's art let em do what they want. If they listened to everyone along the way it would not be as good as it is. Do us a favor and get a hobby. As far as it being a paycheck for so many people blah, blah, blah. Shut up and let capitalism drive things not your opinion. Better yet you do it better! Mike

litarulz↩ Mike

I agree get a life. It's art let em do what they want. If they listened to everyone along the way it would not be as good as it is. Do us a favor and get a hobby. As far as it being a paycheck for so many people blah, blah, blah. Shut up and let capitalism drive things not your opinion. Better yet you do it better!>>>>

Oh - OK - if you were in a restaurant and ordered a piece of chocolate cake, and they brought you a piece of shit on the plate you'd accept it??

FlareStar↩ litarulz

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No, because most restraunts dont do that. However, TV show producers can do whatever the f*** they want because they know the worst we can do (legally) is bitch about it like you guys in here are.... actually, the fact that you guys kept guessing on who the hell Cartman's dad was, and then the fact that you think it shitty because Matt, Trey, and CC did something unexpected (again), it actually makes me laugh more than even the eps of SP themselves.

I am just stating my opinion, so flame me in the newsgroup only, because if i get e-mail about this, i will promptly e-mail bomb you.

Richard K Kim↩ litarulz

On Mon, 27 Apr 1998 [email] wrote:

We all see it as chocolate cake, but only to you it looks like shit. Maybe you should see a doctor.

Dave Roy↩ litarulz

I was walking through the park one day when [email] wrote:

this analogy only works if the only reason you bought cable TV was for South Park, and absolutely nothing else. Otherwise, you're not paying directly for it.

Dave Roy

Delight Avoke↩ Nikki Rogers

I agree...the answer to the Cartman's dad mystery was pretty lame. There's no way the town slut could get away with being a hermaphodite without anyone knowing. It seemes that Matt and Trey were trying to think of a solution that no one else would come up with. OK--yeah Matt and Trey--10 points for originality, but minus 20 for plausibility.

Take my advice, guys. Do a soap opera turnabout---make the entire episode be a dream sequence in Cartman's twisted mind. THen we could also forget the disgusting cannibalism scenes. Make the father one of the Denver Broncos. Then Dee Ann Cartman could sue for child support and she could be represented by Johnnie Cochran. During the trial, OJ rushes in and says he's the dad. OJ gets trampled to death, along with Kenny, by the stampede of news reporters.

Don't forget to send me my 25% writers fee!

Luv, Deeeeeelight

Plain and Simple Cronan↩ Delight Avoke

You're applying logic to the show with a character who dies by the end of every episode, a man who sing about sweet love to school children and Scuzzlebutt.

WebTVer for sure.

P&SC

Hiro Protagonist↩ Delight Avoke

Delight Avoke wrote:

I'll have to admit, the hermaphrodite bit was rather contrived, but I feel that they had to do it, because it tied up a lot of potentially messy plot lines in the future. That, and becuase Cartman doesn't really care who his mother is. "Ah, forget it!"

Aw, come on...I thought the cannibalism scenes were absolutely hilarious! It was the fact that they were only there for less than a day, yet they're resorting to cannibalism. I mean, doesn't the television studio have a cafeteria or something? Then, after eating less than Eric Roberts, suddenly they're hungry again. Maybe Eric Roberts is partly Chinese. You know what they say about eating Chinese...an hour later and you're hungry again. And being that it was four hours...

(I should be allowed to say that because I'm Chinese myself, and I think one should be allowed to poke fun at their own people)

Personally, I'm getting really sick of the "it was all a dream" plotline, but hey, each to their own.

Peace, Vince Yim

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darjob↩ litarulz

dude, lay off the cough syrup, seriously man, i'm worried about ya

litarulz↩ darjob

dude, lay off the cough syrup, seriously man, i'm worried about ya>>

It's a pity that some people can't repond using thier own responses, but have to rely on quoting something thinking they are being humorous.

soho↩ litarulz

ok, shut the fuck up!

hows that?

[email] wrote in article ... > dude, lay off the cough syrup, seriously man, i'm worried about ya>> > > It's a pity that some people can't repond using thier own responses, but
KrytenToo↩ litarulz

In article , [email] writes:

Hey, relax, guy, take a load off! <g>

Jeremy B

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"- Ralph Wiggum

Lee McCauslin↩ litarulz

[email] wrote in message ...

a father???

Well, Lit, that's an interesting question. I'll get right on that. With thinking.

LM

Adora↩ Lee McCauslin

Lee McCauslin wrote in message ...

How about -- so he'd have her DNA pattern to screen out similarities and pinpoint differences with Eric's DNA. Then he could use the differences to better determine the father.

Next question -- do we really need to get this deep into questions about scientific methodology? It's a cartoon, for God's sake! Kenny dies every freaking week and nobody complains. Mephisto makes four-assed monkeys and nobody asks how he managed that. But Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite and all of a sudden everybody wants everything to be scientifically accurate?

-Adora CherrySundae "This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time."
Adora↩ Adora

Apologies all! Apparently my news server was nuts. I only posted once, I swear!

-Adora CherrySundae "This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time."
Adora↩ Lee McCauslin

Lee McCauslin wrote in message ...

How about -- so he'd have her DNA pattern to screen out similarities and pinpoint differences with Eric's DNA. Then he could use the differences to better determine the father.

Next question -- do we really need to get this deep into questions about scientific methodology? It's a cartoon, for God's sake! Kenny dies every freaking week and nobody complains. Mephisto makes four-assed monkeys and nobody asks how he managed that. But Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite and all of a sudden everybody wants everything to be scientifically accurate?

-Adora CherrySundae "This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time."
Adora↩ Lee McCauslin

Lee McCauslin wrote in message ...

How about -- so he'd have her DNA pattern to screen out similarities and pinpoint differences with Eric's DNA. Then he could use the differences to better determine the father.

Next question -- do we really need to get this deep into questions about scientific methodology? It's a cartoon, for God's sake! Kenny dies every freaking week and nobody complains. Mephisto makes four-assed monkeys and nobody asks how he managed that. But Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite and all of a sudden everybody wants everything to be scientifically accurate?

-Adora CherrySundae "This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time."
Adora↩ Lee McCauslin

Lee McCauslin wrote in message ...

How about -- so he'd have her DNA pattern to screen out similarities and pinpoint differences with Eric's DNA. Then he could use the differences to better determine the father.

Next question -- do we really need to get this deep into questions about scientific methodology? It's a cartoon, for God's sake! Kenny dies every freaking week and nobody complains. Mephisto makes four-assed monkeys and nobody asks how he managed that. But Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite and all of a sudden everybody wants everything to be scientifically accurate?

-Adora CherrySundae "This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time."
Adora↩ Lee McCauslin

Lee McCauslin wrote in message ...

How about -- so he'd have her DNA pattern to screen out similarities and pinpoint differences with Eric's DNA. Then he could use the differences to better determine the father.

Next question -- do we really need to get this deep into questions about scientific methodology? It's a cartoon, for God's sake! Kenny dies every freaking week and nobody complains. Mephisto makes four-assed monkeys and nobody asks how he managed that. But Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite and all of a sudden everybody wants everything to be scientifically accurate?

-Adora CherrySundae "This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time."
Adora↩ Lee McCauslin

Lee McCauslin wrote in message ...

How about -- so he'd have her DNA pattern to screen out similarities and pinpoint differences with Eric's DNA. Then he could use the differences to better determine the father.

Next question -- do we really need to get this deep into questions about scientific methodology? It's a cartoon, for God's sake! Kenny dies every freaking week and nobody complains. Mephisto makes four-assed monkeys and nobody asks how he managed that. But Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite and all of a sudden everybody wants everything to be scientifically accurate?

-Adora CherrySundae "This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time."
David Burch↩ litarulz

[email] wrote:

Die-hards? The shows only been on since September! There's only 15 episodes so [address] watching is new to the show. It's a new show! It's not like the shows been on for years and it's changing. If you don't like the way South Park is now, then you don't like South Park at all.

David Burch

Richard K Kim↩ litarulz

Actually, in the past two episodes Matt and Trey have been catering to the die hard fans and weeding out wannabe fans like you. If you hate South Park so much stop watching. Your pointless bitching and moaning won't be missed.

On Sun, 26 Apr 1998 [email] wrote:

Bean11774↩ Richard K Kim

yeah? do you think they care who is a diehard fan and who is a "wannabe"? and what would make a person a "wannabe" fan of south park? shit, i don't know everything kenny says.... i must be a wannabe. people take this show way to seriously. i love it, watch it (over and over actually.... yes, i have no life) but i didn't fucking cry when i was disappointed in jesus v. satan or the mecha ep. christ.

FlareStar↩ Bean11774

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Just cause you dont know what Kenny says dont make you a wannabe......when you're a wannabe, you just bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch about what you dont like about every single fucking ep. apparently, because you didnt bitch, and because you love it, you are a diehard. What matt+trey were doing was trying to filter out the bitchers of the crowd. apparently, it backfired, and made some dieharders back into lame wannabes.

Mr Bean↩ Richard K Kim

I'd miss the pointless bitching and whining of course im kinda mental but hey whatever helps you get through life is what i always say, do not do to does not does to oh shut up no make me I'll kill you yeah you and what army

Richard K Kim wrote:

David White↩ Mr Bean

Didn't Cartman write a song about this... and Kenny's Mother at the same time?

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