Jesus is out to get me

It is pretty phuct up. He keeps hanging around in front of my car singing carols about his birth and it pissed me off. And he keeps telling me about his inability to reach orgasm.

He even got his lesbian cronies to play their insidious music until I killed my TV with a well placed spinning back kick.

Everyone knows lesbians are a cruel joke by god on men anyway. The general idea is to make women completely independant of men via a process that makes us all gooey on the inside

This will all makes sense once Jesus gets over himself. This son of god crap is really pissing me off.

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ok, sure......although I have no idea where you are comming from with this I agree 100%!!!

"It isn't Death if you Refuse it... It is if you Accept it!" -J O'Barr

He'll probably get over himself a LOT faster once he finally gets off. You should turn the other cheek and help him. I mean really accept him into your . . .

Woops! I shouldn't be giving you advice like this. I'm not a priest.

L8r!

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