Well, what do you think? I tried to keep it short and not too dull. Comments and questions and even criticism are welcome :) -me
********************************************************* The truth about Kenny
<Boys are standing around bus stop, waiting for the school bus> Cartman: Hey guys, I just got this kick ass watch that plays CDs. (Shows off HUGE watch, gold) Kyle: Dude, that is HUGE, well I like my watch better (shows off his gold rolex) Stan: Well, my watch is ok but my computer in my room just kicks ass. Kenny: mrmrmmrphrmphrm (Well we got a new roof) <Kyle, Stan and Cartman laugh> Stan: Kenny, your really funny. (Bus pulls up and boys get on) (new scene, boys are sitting in class) Mr. Garrison: So, what are your plans for thanksgiving? Cartman: Well my mom, is going to cook a big ass..(is interrupted) Kyle: so, fat ass, your mom�s cooking you? (laughter) Cartman: no goddamnit, I meant that she was cooking a ::beeping:: turkey so shut the hell up! And she is making pie. Kyle: Yeah, and gravy and all that other stuff Stan: don�t forget the stuffing. Mr. Garrison: What about you Kenny? Kenny: mrmr phmrp hrmp hrmphrm mrh (Uhh, what?) Mr. Garrison: Damnit Kenny, what are you doing thing thanksgiving? You have not been participating in class dicussions�so start participating or I give you an F! Kenny: mrhrm hrphrm mrhprhm rhphrm (Umm, I get an extra frozen waffle and beans) (laughter) Cartman: kenny has just been funny as hell all day Kenny: mrhrphrm, rhmrhrph (But I wasn�t kidding) (laughter) Kenny: mrhrmrhprhm PRMHRPRHRM!!! (I really WASN�T KIDDING!) (more laughter) Kenny: MPRHRMPRHM MRHPORHM RPRHRM RHRPH MRHPRH MRPHRM RHRPH ( YOU BEEPING BASTARDS I SAID I WASN�T BEEPING KIDDING!) (even more laugheter) Kenny: MRHRPHMR PHMR PRHRM RPHRM (AUUUGHHH!) (Kenny pulls a 12 gauge shotgun out of his hood) Kenny: MRHPRHM PHRM RH (First one to laugh gets it!) Pip: haha, hahaa (Kenny shoot Pip in the head) Kyle: Dude, Kenny this is NOT cool. Kenny: Mrhrmrh rmrhrphrm mhrprhrm rphrrm rhr (All you beeping bastards have spent so long talking about you beeping watches and your beeping big beeping ass turkeys and keep laughing. Well I got a new beeping roof and I am having a frozen waffle with beans and all you beeping bastards suck.) Stan: Woah, we thought you were kidding. Cartman: Haha, Kenny is a poor bastard. (Kenny points gun at Cartman, shoots, Cartman�s head is blown open and cheezy poofs come flying out in every direction) Stan: ohh my god, Kenny�killed�Cartman? Kyle: You�bastard? Kenny: Mrhrmrhph mrhrphrm rhprhrmr phrmrhrm (Anyone else think being poor is funny? You bastards all suck and I will kill you all before you can kill me.) Mr. Garrison: Now, Kenny, I think you need to go to guidance. Kenny: mrhrphrm prhrmp rhmprhrm (No, you go to hell, you got to hell and you�re gonna die!) (Kenny shoots Mr. Garrison) Stan: Ohh my god, Kenny killed Mr. Garrison? Kyle: You..bastards? Kenny: mrphrmpo rhprhm rporhn rphrm rphrm rphrm rphrm (and you too keep saying that, no I�m not gonna die, no way in hell. I�m plan to stay alive you why don�t you die for me.) (points at Kyle, shoots. Kyle�s chest is blown open) Stan: ohh my god, Kenny killed Kyle Kyle: (almost a whisper) You bastard (kenny points at Stan, shoots, chest is blown open) Stan: (whispered) Ohh my god, Kenny killed me Kyle: (almost impossible to hear) you bastard <Suddenly Kenny begins to fade away. He begins to just plain disapear. Which could be a good thing because Wendy has lunged at him with the fire of hell in her eyes.> Kenny: mrhrphmr? (what the hell?) Wendy: You beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeep beeeep beeping beep!! <Kenny totally disapears, looking awfully puzzled.> Clyde: What the hell just happened. Narrator: Alas, poor Kenny, he never realized that the words said by his friends(ohh my god�..bastards), although hated, were the very secret to his existence. You see, Kenny was as mortal as his friends, and when they could no longer say the words that brought him back to life, his life cease to exist. Wendy: He deserves it the beeping bastard! Clyde: Can I offer you a snacky cake to ease your sorrows? (gives snacky cake to wendy) Wendy: (barfs) Why thank you Clyde. **************************************************************