I was going through my South Park tapes (will I ever learn to label those damn things? Probably not...) when I got to the one where Cartman won the essay contest. Oh yeah, Weight Gain 4000. During Mr. Garrisons' flashback to his grade school talent show, he was bald then, too! What, was he born with that exact same head of hair? Just wondering.
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got me because in cartmans mom is a slut he has a full head of hair
I still say garrison is a woman and is in fact cartmans mom. you see garrison is attracted to men but he claims hes not gay so he must really be a she.
A+B=C right?
JackShandy wrote:
On Tue, 01 Sep 1998 22:07:07 -0400, Mr Bean wrote:
Then explain Garrisons (initial) enjoyment of the ladies in _Tom's Rhinoplasty_?
You can't? I didn't think you could. Then how about this:
if(likes_women(mr_garrison) && likes_men(mr_garrison)) { garrision = bi_sexual. }
There you have it.
Chris
This is SOUTH PARK we are talking about here...is any of this supposed to make sense? Please don't think I'm being insulting...just pointing out the obvious. -me