Mr. Hankey's South Park Christmas

Nov 7, 199920 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Millasuralt.tv.southpark

Hey Everyone,

Here's the scoop on the Mr. Hanky SP Xmas album:

On the 23rd November, a new South Park album will be released, called Mr. Hankey's South Park Christmas. Below is the official track listing:

1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo 2. Lonely Jew On Christmas, The 3. Merry Fucking Christmas 4. Dead, Dead, Dead, (Someday We'll All Be) 5. Swiss Colony Beef Log 6. Christmas In Hell 7. It Happened In Sun Valley 8. You Can Suck All The Dick You Want 9. It's Christmas, Let's Fuck 10. Holy Night 11. Driedel, Driedel 12. Jesus And Santa Medley: Joy To The World/ Here Comes Santa Claus / What Child Is This /Jolly Old St. Nicholas / Santa Claus Is Coming To Town / Away In The Manger / Up On The House Top

Sorry that's all I could get at the moment!

Best Wishes,

Millasur ~ Total South Park Webmaster http://www.totalsouthpark.com - Your #1 for South Park on the Net!

Dude! I didn't know there was gonna be a Christmas album! I'm gonna totally add this to my holdiday wish list. Nah actually, I'm gonna get it when it comes out.

-Toni

Millasur wrote:

hehe...guess who's gonna have to clean the house for that one! LOL My mom would freak trying to get that and reading the song titles...heh. It's gonna be hard enough to get her to watch the movie...she wants to, but I dunno if she can handle it. KyleIke13~ (http://kyleike.8m.com) "When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless!" ~ Stuart McCormick

Yeah I know what you mean! My mom was reading the back of my Tupac CD and was horrified!

Best Wishes,

Millasur ~ Total South Park Webmaster http://www.totalsouthpark.com - Your #1 for South Park on the Net!

My dad opened my lyrics page notebook (I keep print outs of my page so I can make sure I know how it's supposed to look if freeservers messes up again) but luckily I got it from him before he read anything. I can't imagine my mom seeing the movie when I get it on DVD...Parents are weird. KyleIke13~ (http://kyleike.8m.com) "When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless!" ~ Stuart McCormick

Aaaaaaah....to be 23 and not have to rely on my parents buying stuff for me, or worry about them looking at my CDs and finding it has "naughty language" :-)

-Toni

otherwise known as HippiChk79 wrote:

LOL! Well I'm 20 in two weeks, and I really don't have to rely on them! =) It's just nice to get about 6-10 cds without paying around Xmas/Birthday time =)

KyleIke13~ (http://kyleike.8m.com) "When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless!" ~ Stuart McCormick

You can definitely say THAT again!! I want both the movie and the Christmas CD, but with my mom's evil reign, I'm not quite sure how that's gonna work..

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LOL! Ask for money...heh!! My parents want me to take the DVD player back so I won't have to pay on it...HELL NO! I got the SP movie coming to me around my birthday and Cannibal! in January...huh uh! Not returning on it your LIFE!

KyleIke13~ (http://kyleike.8m.com) "When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless!" ~ Stuart McCormick

Wow.... I'm 24 and felt incredibly old as it was.... no I feel positively ancient....

Ya' young whippersnappers! Why back in my day we didn't have these new fangled DVDA players and South Park City cartoonies and all.....

Don't even go there Wombat! I've had enough of being treated like a kid! lol.

Best Wishes,

Millasur ~ Total South Park Webmaster http://www.totalsouthpark.com - Your #1 for South Park on the Net!

Yeah VERY good point.

The song that everyone wants (like Lonely Jew as well.)

and they didn't put poor old Ned on the CD! Look's like Matt & Trey hate him or something?<G>

Best Wishes,

Millasur ~ Total South Park Webmaster http://www.totalsouthpark.com - Your #1 for South Park on the Net!

<<It's Christmas, Let's Fuck >>

This holiday sentiment just warms the cockles of my heart...

Nice to see that the boys haven't lost their edge or let success go to their heads.

"Millasur" wrote:

ROTFLMAO! Can't wait to hear that track!

Could be literally a shit log

If you're doing the spending with a maxedout card, it is christmas in hell

Good excuse.

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Found this article at http://www.canniballovers.com Here's the latest on the Mr. Hankey's South Park Christmas cd:

From: Hear and Now Entertainment Weekly November 19, 1999

Jingle Hell

Christmas is a time for swearing - at least in South Park. The show’s holiday album, Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics, due Nov. 23, brims with such twisted tunes as “Merry Fucking Christmas” (by Mr. Garrison), “The Lonely Jew on Christmas” (Kyle), and “O Tannenbaum” (Adolph Hitler).

Who’s most likely to use the CD as a stocking stuffer? “ A fucked up family with a dead tree,” says the show’s cocreator Matt Stone. If the lyrics (“There goes Jeffrey Dahmer/With a festive Christmas ham/After he has sex with it/He’ll eat up all he can”) aren’t bad enough, there’s the cover – parodying Mel Torme’s ’92 Christmas album, with the poo known as Mr. Hankey in Torme’s place. “He’s sitting just like that in front of al little fire, roasting chestnuts,” Stone says. Comedy Central will re-air last year’s South Park Xmas episode, - including some of the music – on Dec. 22

Mr.Hanky and Kenny...but the title was changed to"the most offensive song ever".

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Mr.Hanky and Kenny...but the title was changed to"the most offensive song ever".

:is gonna have fun doing THAT one on the lyrics page::

KyleIke13~ (http://kyleike.8m.com) "When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless!" ~ Stuart McCormick "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle