Gerald's gambling problem

I wonder why they established Kyle's father's problem without pursuing it?

For a joke?

"Steve Silberberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

3:16

And where'd all the millions he earned prosecuting sexual harassment claims go? They should have made it be Randy's problem. But oh well, it's a trivial point.

On 1 May 2003 11:30:31 -0700, [email] (Trapper Keeper) wrote:

He gambled it away!

Steve Silberberg wrote:

Probably for the same reason they had him lose their house - it was probably part of the storyline, but was replaced with the timely "SARS" stuff (the way they put the Elian Gonzalez-type storyline into the episode with the (Romanian?) quintuplets). (I was half-expecting him to reach the front of the payout line, only to be told that the tribe already owned his house...)

i heard him saying "jesus!" i thought hes a joo

"yxuz" wrote in message news:[email]...

lol. I caught that too. It's not the first time I think. Also, in the episode where Cartman gets his own theme park and Kyle is dismayed. His mother and father try to cheer him up with the story of Job. Two problems with this. First: The Jewish Bible only has the first 5 books of the Christian Bible which doesn't include the book of Job. Second: They don't even know the story's end! Job's family and servants and livestock are all killed. And he gets sores, but what they fail to say is that at the end of Job when he never stopped praising the Lord's name, he was made prosperous again and was given twice as much as before. Great story when I'm seeing bad times...

"bain_rapidsword" wrote in message news:b8ua9a$kll$[email]...

The Hebrew Bible is the entire Old Testament (39 books), including Job. The first five books are called the Torah.

"Robert Penner" wrote in message news:B1Bsa.125148$[email]...

The

My bad. I thought I knew what I was talking about...I stand corrected. Though they STILL didn't understand the book because they didn't know the ending. Oh well...

In article , "bain_rapidsword" wrote:

Uh, no.

"bain_rapidsword" wrote in message news:...

Yes, such a beautiful, beautiful story!!! Let's see, so you'd be happy if your kids died, but then you had twice as many later.... Praise God!! His innocent kids die because of a bet between God and the devil... how beautiful.

One has to be a Christian to say "Jesus"?

Kevin Skinner wrote:

Argh, spotted this one too late... great minds and all that...

On or about 02 May 2003 22:14:38 GMT, Kevin Skinner made the sensational claim that:

No, but it was a good excuse to say joo.

Prolly, lol, but it's the same as Josh, Joshua, as they both come from Yehshua.

<< > One has to be a Christian to say "Jesus"?

Prolly, lol, but it's the same as Josh, Joshua, as they both come from Yehshua. >>

Yes, but find a jew in 2003 named Jesus...

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"Ian Ian" wrote in message news:[email]...

There isn't any. So the line should read "One has to be a Christian to be called 'Jesus.'"

Well, one has to be gay to say the "faggot".

I'm just saying.

You're such a shitty, shitty fag-fag, you stupid fuckng Jew.

The Vampire, "Muffin Man"

In article , [email] (The Vampire Muffin Man) wrote:

Hey, you didn't get beeped!

Hey, you didn't get bleeped!

• Vaughner

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yxuz wrote:

I've heard atheists say "Oh my God!", so what's your point?

Uli

Hence the humor.