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S01E06 DeathretroDec 31, 2000, 3:29 PM ET3 years later858 posts by 53 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Happppeeeee Knoooooo Yeeerrreee, bbbbbooooiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggeeeeerrrrr!!!!!!

Chierss, Deivvah

tha boinger wrote:

livin' la diva loca Satan eats Cheese Whiz 'cause he doesn't come visit my website: http://home.earthlink.net/~nmccarthymd
TMBJon!Divaalt.tv.southpark

wuttt wood a boooinnngerr posstttt bee withowwwt a reeplyyyy frommm Deeeevaaahhh! happpyyyyyy noooooooo yeeeeeerrrr

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Jaxtha boingeralt.tv.southpark

Hey Boinger, have a Happy New Year too! Or should I say...

hey boinnngeerrrr, havvv a happppppie nnnnew yeeear too!

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM

Well, please go dump your core somewhere else.

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM
JaxPurPle STAiNalt.tv.southpark

So I guess that means you'll catch up with me soon?

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM

Jax wrote in message news:Gw746.3402$[email]...

No, you're going the wrong direction. I'm gonna continue to fly.

Stan

No, no, no. Flying is when you go *up.*

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM

Ah, so you finally figured it out... How long did it take you?

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM

On Tue, 2 Jan 2001 16:51:11 -0500, "Jax" wrote:

It took very little time to figure out that you're a luser.

Stan

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

I'm a luser?

n_n

I think that the luser here is the luser who can't spell luser.

Luser... Hmm...
Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM
Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark

You're a fine one to talk with this dumb "knew yeeers att boinger king" thread header.

Misspelling in an attempt to sound cute or unique is not fresh.

JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

Umm, dude, that wasn't me. The original message was from the boinger. :p Luser head...

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM

Jax wrote in message news:NxP46.1191$[email]...

Yes Jax, Davidiot is a luser along with his being a Buckethead.

Stan

Dave Zero wrote in message news:B679F5C0.2D05F%[email]...

'Obvious'ly.

It's not called 'Stan', though. You bit on M & M's trap.

Stan

Okay, I'm a fuckhead, what of it?

"Bit on M&M's trap"? What does that mean?

And BTW, it's Eminem, not M &M. M & M's are those little candies that melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

If you like Britney Spears, you sure do!

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM
JaxJaxalt.tv.southpark

Oh, and I'm joking...

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM
Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark

Whatever, dude. The point is this is about the lamest thread that keeps popping back up, mainly, it seems, to give you and your crew and opportunity to run your pages-long tired-ass signatures.

You're currently locked in a dead heat with that "Snuh vs. UPA Flamewar of December 2000" thread for most boring, annoying and done to death "conversation".

Learn to spell.

Make your posts longer than your sig lines.

It's not that tough.

Davidiot continues to whine -

It's called "the uplift mofo party plan", and it's designed to identify you censor nazis. And it works perfectly.

Stan

6!!!!!!6!!!

You know, Stanny boy, old son, old cuz, old nephew, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but boy, you don't make a bit of sense.

Us Censor Nazis? What is that?

And what has any of it got to do with a pretty overused Aerosmith line?

You should stick to the Slim Shady tapes, I think.

JaxDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

Yeah... It's one thing when people flame me for things I *did*, but when I didn't even start it...

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM
Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark
> From: "Jax" > > Yeah... It's one thing when people flame me for things I *did*, but when I > didn't even start it...
Dave ZeroDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

If that is the only excuse, then as I've demonstrated, changing the subject line is "pretty fucking simple".

Dr. WormDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B679F2A1.2D05A%[email]...

subject

And most people are.... quite lazy.

Dr. Worm

Davidiot -

subject

I sometimes forget to look at the subject line. I just read posts as they come in, and respond if I feel like it.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ +- +- +- +- "When I break down, in the middle and lose my thread, No-one understands a

First time kinda funny. Second time tired and gay.

Allow me to help you then in keeping the subject lines readable.

How'd your little brother like the autographed Starter cap?

Dr. WormDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B67B52FA.2D992%[email]...

That's Stan for you. He'll do it over and over, and if you get him really angry, that'll be all he'll say.

Dr. Worm

Wrong, ape, it's a running tally to see how many times you re-use the same dumb form of address. You're up to 12. Please keep in mind that next time you fall back on your unoriginal ways, the "13!!!!!!13!!!" you will no doubt see, does not relect a point total, just another brick in the monument to your stupidity.

Ah, gotta put that in me sig!

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM
JaxJaxalt.tv.southpark

Done.

Jax "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried
19!!!!!!!19!!!

I didn't know whether you meant the modern day DJ/musician/club guy or whether you were talking about the old-school Acid King.

Anon -

I wouldn't know, all I know him from is his cd (which is *EXCELLENT* and highly recommended). He knows me better than I know him.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Sony boy, don't take your (electronic) toys away, save them for a rainy day" - owsley

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

Stan, Stan, Stan. You are sooooo predictable. The next thing you know, you'll be quoting Firesign Theatre.

Dr. Worm

Dr. Worm -

No you moron, I'm quoting 'Ms. Bojangles'. Now, what Ms. Bojangles wanted me to say (FYI) is - "Maybe yes, maybe no" (Firesign Theatre).

Stan http://stansqncrs.8m.com/
JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

Why should I change the subject line?

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM

Davidiot continues to whine -

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Dave Zero, a real nobody, whines -

I'm not misspelling "luser".

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ +- +- +- +- "LUSER /loo'zr/ n. A user; esp. one who is also a loser. ... " - the "book

Davidiot -

yet,

I don't have a brother named Mathew. I have a brother named 'George (of the Jungle)' (the 'WAY') and I have a brother named Marc (who's married to the "English girl" (Red Hot Chili Peppers))

"book

Up to four times now, in one day? You should recycle your animals, not your insults.

Which one of them do you let wear the Starter cap?

Davidiot -

But as you ignored from a previous response, a "luser" is also "one who loses", as a "luser" is a 'user, esp. one that is also a loser'.

I've never written M & M. The song isn't about me, it's about the straw man that ya'll invented to attack instead of attacking the real me.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/stan.html "His MIDI-Chlorians were off the scale" - "Genius Al" Yankovic (http://www.sagabegins.com/)

One time funny, two times gay, three times? You're pathetic.

I choose not to play your siilly game of made up words and misspellings. Save it for someone who gives a rat's ass, for I am not one of them.

I say that shit just clownin', dog, how fucked up is you?

Tell Dido I want her phone number.

JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

And I'm a "luser", a one who luses.

n_n

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM
Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark

Nah, you're a "turd burglar", one who buries his cock in another man's ass.

Beware of these fuckwits whose sig lines are longer than their schlongs.

Hi britney. check out the following site. LOL

http://www.freebigmovies.com/flash.html

Mark "Kenny" Earnshaw

Kick Ass!!!!!

Britney Spears #1 Fan wrote:

> "Dave Zero" wrote in message > news:B679FFE9.2D06B%[email]... > > You are all a bunch of losers, no matter how you like to spell it. > >
Dr. WormDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

"Dr. Worm" wrote in message news:uxa56.1427$[email]...

Saturday

*Everyone. Sorry.

Dr. Worm

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

be

I help you out, Stan, and you still keep up with this nonsense.

Dr. Worm

Ms. Bojangles -

to

"You got a Stan, stand two together keep the message alive" - Yes ('The Messenger' from 'The Ladder')

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Someone get me a ladder" - Emerson, Lake and Palmer

5 times! Please, Jesus, help this poor soul. We'll pray for his creativity.

Let me be more specific then, you girlfriend-murdering, stalking homosexual.

Everyone who rode that gay-ass thread about new years at boinger king from your nintendo.pokemon group into this newsgroup are a bunch of assholes.

Now do you have some clever new way to spell "asshole" too?

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B67B56C1.2D997%[email]...

creativity.

Heh.

a

homosexual.

If your mind could possibly get narrower than it already is.

Homophobic bastard.

That sentence sucked.

w311 4r3n't w3 4 l33t h4><0r!

GligerCounter: Mmmm clitoris

Homophoobic? You're just heterophobic; starin' at my jeans to watch my genitals bulging.

Thanks. Do you teach third-grade English?

You're too clever for me, fool. Not that I care. I told you your gay-ass misspellings are far from fresh. Go away, kid, you bother me.

Now that's the first decent sounding thing I've heard in this whole thread.

Davidiot continues to whine -

creativity.

"That's too much of heaven bringing hymn underground." - Eiffel 65

a

homosexual.

I'm not involved with AGNP. Grow up, luser.

Are they the ones who sang that weird song "Blue" last year?

How would I know this. You're either from there, from the Britney Spears group, the Weird Al one, or the South Park one.

And what the hell does which newsgroup you post from have to do with growing up? I'm probably older than you. Bitch.

Anon -

creativity.

It's called "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)" and it just got nominated for a Grammy for best dance song. Which is a mistake, because (at least IMHO) the best dance song of the year was off of the same cd (Europop) - 'Move Your Body'.

Davidiot continues to whine -

being a

homosexual.

from

assholes.

growing

I'm from the (so-called) Weird Al newsgroup.

Stan

11!!!!!!!11!!!!!

If your name only were "Al" it'd be a perfect match. Actually let me withdraw that, that would be an insult to decent upstanding weird people everywhere.

Gonna netKKKop me to my ISP yet again for this one, Stooge?

13!!!!!!!13!!!

I am no goose, no gander, none of these things. I am someone you really ought to just back away from and let it go.

16!!!!!!!!16!!!!!!

Look at you now, Stan. Trying to come off with a gruff "shove off" response like you can handle the heat.

Folks, take a look at that line I posted yesterday,if you would. "I am someone you really ought to just back away from and let it go." Nothing special about it, I didn't think.

Guess what I found in my inbox this morning? Stan's THIRD attempt to netcop me out to the abuse department of my ISP. This time he decided to get a little bit creative and changed the subject line to "Veiled Interstate Death Threat". Why,you may ask?

Good question. Did I make any sort of threat here? No. I described myself and the type of behavior I thought would result in the least emotional stress for our friend Stan. I didn't even insult him. I simply told him he really ought to back away from all of this and just let it go, go on with his cyber-life free of the need to perpetuate this battle with me anymore.

Was death or even implied violence mentioned? No. And what about "interstate"? anyway? I assume that's a clever tactic designed to make it a federal issue, but Stan, you don't know what state I live in, and I don't know what state you live in, so how can you tell me (or rather, Mindspring's complaint department) that this is "interstate"?

Now call me stupid, but what I can't figure out is, if this person honestly believes I am out to kill him, which I most certainly am not, why does he continue to correspond with me every day on this newsgroup. Usually just to call me names, for that matter. If I really am a dangerous individual and he fears for his safety, I would think continuing to bait me would be the last thing he'd want to do.

No, it seems to me that Stan is reaching. Not only is he reaching, he's trying to get me in trouble with my ISP while contnuing to stir up the flames and insults here, maybe in the hopes of being able to cut-and-paste together another thing to send to the Complaints department.

It's too bad the fifties are over, Stan, and Joe McCarthy is gone, or else you could send him an email accusing me of being a communist, and get rid of me that way. Or if we were in Nazi germany, he could e-mail the SS and tell them I'm a "Jewish sympathizer". That'd probably get me arrested or shot.

But fortunately, Stan, this is the good old USA and we respect individual freedoms a little more around here. Why don't you give Mindspring's complaint department a rest, do your own dirty work, and step a little closer in line with reality.

Personally, I recommend you take the initial suggestion and drop this entire conversation. I can't see how it would go anywhere you would want it to. And if your idea of a game is to keep insulting me and calling me names, then filing complaints with my ISP when I respond with a few of my own; well, to me that's not a very fun game and not one I'm interested in playing.

But let's all be clear on one thing. There were no death threats, veiled, direct, interstate, international, or any kind whatsoever.

I have the honor to be Yours truly,

Dave Zero

He's been involved in a few crossposted threads from the newsgroups:

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon (he says this is not "his" NG) alt.tv.southpark alt.music.weird-al alt.fan.britney-spears

His handle is "Significant Other".

Davidiot -

Limp Bizkit came up with that handle for me. My name, though, is Stanley Rosenthal.

Stan, http://darkside.4mg.com/ "I, could never be Neil Armstrong, I'd be the last man on the Moon" - SR-71
22!!!!!!!!22!!!!

You came up with the handle yourself (maybe as a result of listening to Limp Bizkit's album too much). Fred Durst wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Davidiot -

Stanley

Limp

I disagree.

Of course not! He'd throw water on me. Fred's a good guy.

Stan

Significant Other wrote:

I feel compelled to note that, after accusing him of a death threat, you reveal your full name to him. As far as I'm concerned, this is asking to be found slumped over your computer with a knife in your back.

-Marco262, Aspiring Regular Points: 15 Y2Tech Points 1 Mewtwo? Been Done Point

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

where

I already have.

I'd sooner shoot myself then even remotley consider contemplating the insane notion of calling YOU friend.

> > Stan, > http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ >

Please explain your need for profanity. A copy of this is being forwarded to Hilary Clinton for further investigation.

Still waiting on Slim to write back?

Dave ZeroPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

Mr. Phantom6, as I'm sure you are aware, committing suicide is illegal and punishable by federal law.

Therefore, please note that copies of this death-threat e-mail have been forwarded to your ISP, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, state and local police, and your village dog-catcher.

Hillary Clinton wants an internet free of death threats, thank you for complying.

Dave ZeroPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

Hey Phantom! You better watch it or I'm going to drive across state lines and KILL YOU!

Phantom6Dave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B68486D8.2EC5A%[email]...

you

LOL! Better watch it. I'll have to call the FBI. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for the set up dave.

that was great.

Dave ZeroPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

Glad you liked it. Hell, we might as well be having a laugh over this character, I figure.

I'm pretty new to the internet; I've only been on Usenet a year, but I swear to God, this guy is the dumbest, most annoying, oddest thing I have ever come across.

There've been worse flamers and smack-talkers, ruder people, stupider people, but when you look at the overall package, this Stan guy is it.

It makes you wonder, is he on the second chapter of his logic text and "straw man" is the only fallacy he's heard of? Oh no, wait, he knows what an ad hominem is, so I guess they covered that one in the first chapter too.

So just taking that brand of idiocy by itself, add to that his odd and perplexing habit of "replying" to all these posts without saying a damn thing. Then mix in his notion of me being part of a right-wing conspiracy run by Hilary Clinton and we're up to intergalactic-level strange. Hell, even the meowers are laughing at the way this guy twists on the end of the line!

The whole "death threat" hogwash, though, puts him over the top. Congratulations, Stan, you are officially the biggest wacko I've ever met on Usenet. You are an entirely different species of weird.

By the way, has Slim Shady written you back yet?

Marco262, I _am_ the WooMaster wrote in message news:[email]...

enemies.

Silly, that threat of my enemies convictions, is the reason I'm still alive. They've left too much actual traceable evidence on the net, and they know it.

So I see you know I'm not a troll.

Stan

Significant OtherJaxalt.tv.southpark

Jax wrote in message news:59u76.12696$[email]...

found

I think it's more in the lines of - not worth responding to.

Stan

anon -

Please explain.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

it's a commentary on how you've used the phrase/statement so many times it's lost all meaning.

> Stan, bill clintons bitch. - http://stansqncravesdick.8m.com/

anon -

it's

That's exactly what you're attempting. But you can try over and over again but the fact will remain - the definition of "straw man" will still be in the dictionary.

You think you're impressing people? LOL!

Stan

Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark

I think it is - a "veiled" death threat but still obviously indicative of criminal intent. Would you like the phone number for the FBI?

JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

No thanks, I got the "I'm Stan" FBI hotline number...

1-800-FBI-STAN...

Jax "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried

Davidiot continues to whine -

response

netcop

Death

a

Mindspring's

honestly

to

he

last

of

tell

entire

And

to

Davidiot neglects to tell you that the complaint was sent to the FBI, and only carbon copied to his ISP. If you receive death threats (veiled or not) on the internet, forward them (including headers) to the FBI. If you're in Houston, that address is - [email].

Stan

not)

in

you don't seem to understand Stan.

Dave did not threaten your life. The FBI recived a copy of the complaint? Good, you can expect them to contact you soon.

You see they don't like having their time wasted, which is exactly what you have done.

God, you're sad.

Phantom6, My hat's in the ring.

Dave ZeroPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

Phantom,

Thank you for taking the time to give an unbiased comment on this issue. And Stan, keep in mind, Phantom is not one of my meower friends nor is he part of my Project Mayhem organization.

Well, there's one opinion.

anon -

And

Disguised as 2. "Stupid *ELEPHANTS*, see 'em holding each other's tails, Everybody knows that there's nothing as sad as *A* clown" (Little Jack Melody).

Stan

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B67F6A8E.2E015%[email]...

and

not)

you're in

complaint?

you

And

Project Mayhem organization.

I was under the impression that the PMO was a myth.

Mark WallaceJ Kalt.tv.southpark
    For the intelligent approach to nasty humour, visit
           The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site
    http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm
____________________________________________

J K schreef in berichtnieuws B67FAF8C.A86D%[email]...

Is it something to do with making the lower seams of dresses stick out during Spring?

Mark Wallace The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm

Anon -

and

LOL!

It was a vield (as I put it) threat.

Yes.

To testify against Davidiot.

you

"That's too much of heaven bringing hymn underground." - Eiffel 65

Where? What part, dude? Saying "You know it looks like rain today" isn't a "veiled threat"?

You are sooooooooo weird.

Don't you love to see our taxpayers' money going to such good use? Testify against me....you are one cracker short of a full stack, son.

You used that really recently.

You know I'm curious.

What the hell started this?

Stan, Dave did not Threaten you. You're a paranoid little twit with to much fucking time on your hands.

Get a life, Get a Girlfriend, Get laid.

All of the above are orders. You need to relax.

Dr. WormPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

"Phantom6" wrote in message news:d3u66.6366$[email]...

The boinger, when he posted to AGNP, ATV, AMWA, and AFBS.

HAHA! Yeah, like that'll ever happen.

Dr. Worm

Dave ZeroDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

Dr. Worm, who is this "Boinger"? He seems to have attained Fluffy-like mythological status and I've never seen him post.

The 'Marco262, I _am_ the WooMaster ' censor whines -

No. So you agree that I'm not a troll (after all, that sign in your sig says to not feed the trolls)?

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

sig

and

right-wing

straw man argument.

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 22:23:22 -0600, "Significant Other" lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

Could you please post evidence that Hillary Clinton is a member of a "vast right-wing conspiracy"? I would find this fascinating. Thanx.

Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016 Emmett and CENKOC mirrors available
JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

ARRRRRRRRGGG! DEATH THREAT! DEATH THR-

Sorry.

Jax "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried

anon continues to whine -

You did (under your Dave pseudo)!

That's for the FBI to decide.

"Straw man" arguements.

Shove off.

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

WOW! you really are an idiot.

Check my posts out, you'll see that I am in no way Dave Zero.

IF I were I would've ended this a long time ago. With my killfile. Then I wouldn't have to deal with your sad attempts to piss me (dave) off.

No, that's for common sense to decide. It wasn't a death threat.

Oh no, he told me to shove off.

What ever shall I do.. I am so hurt.

Fucking Peon.

Go away.

Burn in hell and use som tissues, Semen is NOT a paint substitute.

Phantom6, Phading out.

anon -

"Straw-man" argument.

You talk *JUST* like him/her!

I

Thanks for admitting that you are the 'Dave' troll.

No, it's for the FBI to decide.

I disagree (but I agree that it might've only been a "bodily harm" threat).

Try remembering this old saying - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me'.

"Straw man" argument.

No.

I'll leave that to you.

I do use scar tissues.

So what?

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Scar tissue that I wish you saw, Sarcastic Mr. Know-it-all" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

grow up.

Yeah and you talk just like an idiot. Does that make you one? (I'm withholding my personal opinion here.)

Then

I stating what I would've done in his place. Apparently you're to stupid to right click on my posts to verify that I'm not Dave Zero.

Wow, looks like we've got a mobius strip here.

threat).

Well then in that statement you disagree with what your previous argument was.

I said it wasn't a death threat.

Then you say that you disagree. The you go on to say that it may have been only a bodily harm threat.

Now, assuming the FBI is watching this thread right now they've thrown out your "Death Threat" complaint. And can now work on important things like missing persons cases or murder cases.

but

Got a big book sayings for christmas didn't you?

no it's not.

Yes

another Mobius Strip.

Sorry son But My religion doesn't have a heaven or a hell. Just an after life.

Oh no that's a thinly veiled threat! I'd better call the FBI.

And how exactly would you "use" freshly healed skin from a trauma wound?

So stop splashing your walls with it.

Chili

You watch to much MTV.

Believe what ever the hell you want. But finally I'm not Dave Zero.

check the properties on my messages, then compare them to Daves.

IF you know what you're doing you'll see the difference in both ISP and local zones (states).

you couldn't even answer a simple question. You're the troll son, you're the one who continuosly flames people when they respond.

Phantom6, Phading out.

anon -

Shove off.

"Straw man" argument.

Mu.

That's not any kind of evidence. Just as I have the power to post with the apparent alias of "PurPle STAiN" and "Significant Other" from two different servers.

Please explain.

Not at all!

been

But I'm still saying that it might have been a death threat (and it's up to the FBI to decide).

out

Not at all! They put it in their files and if other posts add to that evidence, they'll add that to it as well. What we're doing here, is collecting evidence.

No. I don't celebrate Christmas (I was born Jewish).

Yes it is.

No.

Please explain.

I'm not in hell (like you).

You don't have a religion.

Go for it!

I don't have cable tv.

I don't believe you. But if I'm wrong, it really doesn't matter, you're part of his/her gang.

See above.

And when I normally post from the handle PurPle STAiN these days, it appears that I'm posting from England (when I'm actually posting from Houston).

Straw man arguement.

"Everything you know is wrong, BLACK IS WHITE UP IS DOWN and SHORT IS LONG" - "Genius Al" Yankovic

"Everything you know is wrong, BLACK IS WHITE UP IS DOWN and SHORT IS LONG" - "Genius Al" Yankovic

Stan

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

I noticed how you split up my comment. I wasn't calling you an idiot. I was trying to make a point.

A point which is apparently lost on you.

stupid

the

different

No matter what argument I make you'll just keep saying that I'm Dave Zero. I'm in Florida, Dave (I believe) is in California. I'm on Sprint. Daves on Mindspring ( a server I wouldn't go near if my life depended on it.)

Oh well, Stan you see unlike you I don't need two Posting handles. I've been Phantom6 for almost five years now, I'll be Phantom6 until I stop using the net.

You don't know what a mobius strip is?

Picture a sideways figure eight. Now using that diagram attatch the argument to it.

Now do you understand? This could (theorhetically) go on forever.

argument

to

No, it's a comment.

go to school or see above.

That was your comment pal.

after

Yes I do have a religion.

So, answer my question, How do you use freshly healed skin from a trauma wound?

sure.

I'm part of noones "gang" I simply state the obvious. He did not threaten your life. You are paranoid.

appears

And whay exactly would you need to do that?

No it's not.

Actually, that was taken from a They Might Be Giants song. Wierd Al happens to be close friends with john and john and they let him put it into his song.

This is sad, now you can't even make up your own arguments.

Phantom6, Phading out.

J KPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

I think Dave said he posts on a Mac (Yay! I do too!). Please don't bash Mindspring. AOL and WebTV, yeah, but Mindspring? Mindspring is part of Earthlink, and I believe that you're beloved Sprint is part of Earthlink too. So I actually think you're bashing you're own ISP.

Phantom6J Kalt.tv.southpark

"J K" wrote in message news:B6810604.AD95%[email]...

Zero.

Daves

It is a part of Earthlink and yes Sprint owns Earthlink, In fact I was on Mindspring. I didn't like it.

I'm using the standard Sprint Internet system, Earthlink isn't involved.

Oh and yes, I'm using an IBM. Though I don't even consider it an IBM anymore, I've upgraded the hell out of it.

Phantom6, Phading out.

Dave ZeroJ Kalt.tv.southpark

For the record:

I am in fact in California. Everyone who knows me knows that. I post on an iBook (yes, a Mac) from a MindSpring account. Are we clear?

Also let me say that while I know nothing about Sprint, MindSpring has always given fine service to me. The network is never "down", I never get busy signals, I have dial-up numbers in every code you could want plus 800 ones. The tech support is pretty okay - I'm guessing if I had a Windows machine I'd say it was even better; the number of support staff for Macs is always smaller.

In addition, Mindspring is very chill with their billing practices. If I'm a week late with a payment they don't treat me like a criminal or send me numerous "second notices".

And finally, I've got to say that I am happy with how they deal with all the toss-offs out there who like to send abuse@ complaints over something of mine they didn't like. Basically they leave me alone and don't bother me about it; if it weren't for people's self-attention-needy habits of CCing a copy of the complaint to me, I'd never hear about it.

So I don't mean to come off as trying to pimp Mindspring, Macs, or evn California, but for what it's worth, from an unpaid customer speaking his mind, I'm very happpy with all these choices.

"J K" wrote in message news:B6810604.AD95%[email]...

HEY!

Behold Chet "Tech" Weaver's Legendary Sig of Thunder! URSARINGER WILL DISCOMBOBULATE YOUR AMPULLAE OF LORENZINI. THANK YOU. "You may say this is not a dream; This is a nightmare. But it's my nightmare, and I decide when I wake up."

anon -

Proving that I'm not an idiot.

I know.

You weren't successful.

[MEGA-WHINE-SPAM-SNIP!]

Stan

Dave ZeroPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

Yeah, I think he's "implying" that he's going to leave you covered in scar tissue. This is NO LAUGHING MATTER and should be turned over to the Authorities! Go, Phantom!

I don't think you ever were. Besides, if I were Phantom, I wouldn't be here, I'd be calling up my old friend I haven't talked to enough lately!

Not to mention things like what programs we're using, what computer systems. I'm assuming Phantom doesn't use a Mac; do you really think we're so interested in you, dude, that we're gonna buy a new computer just to mess with you from two untraceable sources?

I wouldn't call him a troll. I'd say that right about now he's got a fishhook the size of Texas lodged in his jawbone and is swinging in the wind at the end of seventy feet of strong fishing line.

Speaking of work, Stan, yoou really are a piece of work, you know that?

I mean, I hope this is some tongue in cheek joke with you, otherwise you are certifiably fucking insane.

mhm27x18Dave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

On Tue, 09 Jan 2001 09:34:27 -0800, Dave Zero wrote:

I've chosen a post from this thread, at random, to ask the following questions:

Who's on who's side?

Can I join in as a 'free-for-all' combatant?

Answers on a postcard please.

Dave Zeromhm27x18alt.tv.southpark

It's everybody against Stan, his invisible friends, and all the FBI agents he can muster up.

Sure; that's what you guys do, isn't it? That's why I crossposted it to these groups. Just save us the "I do not deny that I am also a maker of death threats" shite, but come on in and blast away at the marvelous mountain of idiocy we call Stan.

Sorry, will you take spray-paint on a freeway underpass instead? I'm all out of stamps.

When do you make it to chapter three in your Logic text anyway? We've heard enough "straw man arguments" out of you to build us an army of scarecrows.

You are SO strange, Stan. I'm starting to believe your claim that you are not in fact the Stan that Slim Shady refers to in his song. That guy had at least 20 IQ points on you.

Note to Stan: Mix in some reading comprehension classes with your logic ones next semester.

Again, don't take my word for it: look at the headers. You do know how to work a computer, don't you? We all know you're no "newbie" after all.

No, that's for common sense to decide.

Done rightly we could lure Stan into participating in a "decide" cascade.

It wasn't ANY kind of "harm" threat, you yahoo.

Why don't you go share this lonely view with the birds?

The Davidiot (con)troll(er) working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" (First Lady Hillary Clinton) continues to whine -

heard

at

Then

ones

threat).

Chili

Dave ZeroPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

See, bro, it's guys like this that test my "killfiles are for pussies" resolve. If I can't take it then I have no business criticizing. Thanks, though, for the continued support, not of me necessarily, but of the truth.

Hey, looks like I know who to call as my first "Witness for the Defense"

And he didn't even call you "mate" - what a knob!

There there, just go look at your Jessica Alba wallpaper and you'll cheer up. This dude's just a twit.

Ha! There you go, Stan, Fred Durst wouldn't "Fucking Peon" you if you were on fire!

Nor is it a glue for use on your keyboard and mouse.

The Davidiot censor working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" continues to whine -

Then I

truth.

    For the intelligent approach to nasty humour, visit
           The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site
    http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm
____________________________________________

Significant Other schreef in berichtnieuws [email]...

Agent Muldoon, FBI. Pleased to meet you, Mr. Curious.

Chriss Carter. The FBI wasn't popular with anyone under 15 until the X-Files.

A Pseudo! When did it arrive on Earth? Where's it's ship???

That's for me to decide.

Is there an echo in here?

Hey, it's a living.

So, the scarecrow has been controlling your thoughts...?!?

HA! Your limited knowledge of humans makes you think that we come from eggs, eh?

But I can't relax! I've gotta find my sister! I knew I should have engaged the brakes on her stroller, when I went into the Hilltop Games Arcade!

No, that would be navy. I'm FBI. Now, where did I drop my gun?

The Truth is an alliteration!

Mark Wallace The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm

Cris Carter? The guy who catches all the passes for the Vikings? He's an FBI agent? Must be tough, balancing his law enforcement duties with football practice.

It burned up on impact. We were forced to paratroop to safety.

Is there an echo in here?

The scarecrow, if I'm not mistaken, was the one who wanted the Wizard to give him brains. So it's not a bad choice for dude here.

The Davidiot censor working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" (First Lady Hillary Clinton) continues to whine -

FBI

Davidiot continues to whine - Dave Zero wrote in message news:B681E2E2.2E82F%[email]...

I don't write to myself.

I generally answer all my fans.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Will the real slim shady please stand up?" - M & M 'Skinny Sweaty Man' - Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

You're fucking pathetic. None of your comments even remotley make sense anymore.

Oh and before you do it let me.

"straw Man" argument.

STan, fuck off, you pathectic little troll.

Phantom6, Kitchens closed.

anon -

You're the moron here who can't seem to handle the fact that I'm speaking my mind.

It certainly was! Thanks for being honest that your statement was a "straw man" argument. Seems you like hearing the word.

No.

you pathectic little troll.

Straw man argument.

Stan

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

"straw

Okay, I'm fucking tired of hearing you endless repeating this seemingly meaningless phrase.

Please explain it.

Bones are so pretty They shine through flesh Happiness is empty They'll be nothing left

"Amoe: CRLF Today" wrote in message news:[email]...

IIRC, a straw man argument is when you attack the person, instead of their p.o.v. Hence, you are attacking the "straw man."

Dr. Worm

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:[email]...

of

straw man argument.

Not bloody likely!

> > Stan, > http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ >

Dear Stan,

It has come to our attention that the acronym you used, when spelled out in full, translates as "Ready on four, launch missiles at Ohio"

We do not take interstate death threats like this lightly around here at alt.fan.britney-spears. Therefore we have chosen to forward this thuggish post of yours not only to the civilian agencies already described in the last message, but also to the four branches of military intelligence.

By the way, has Slim Shady written you back yet? When you gonna hook me up with Dido's phone number anyway?

O/ <R / \ Significant Other wrote...

YOUR NOT THE REEL SLIM SHADEY

Jonathan Drain | I'd explain it to you, but your head would explode... ICQ: 39945538 | AIM: DarkJonnyDigital | MSN: jonathandrain@hotmail SmallSig v2.1b | My Website: http://www.jonnydigital.co.uk jD: Proud Owner of over 1,092,713� Points and 14� Awards!

I've lost count. Your unoriginality has prevailed over my accounting.

Where did you get the notion that you were Slim Shady? He's funny, witty, successful, and popular. You are none of these things. You are merely "Stan" the psycho who locks his girlfriend in a trunk in imitation of his hero and then whines into a tape about it.

But keep waiting, he'll get you back, just to chat. Maybe he'll even send you an autographed Starter cap for your little brother Matthew.

See that blank line of quote marks between "Yes you do" and "See!", know that by its three (now four) quote marks it represents another iteration of response but no text.

That's you reposting what I'd written with no contribution except "anon continues to whine". So yes you do write to yourself.

Bitch.

No, sir, not garbage but plain, blunt-spoken fact.

Do I look upset? You certainly look like a bitch.

Oh and has Slim Shady written you back yet?

Question: who really gives a flying crap what all you people are carping about?

Mark. 8) - proud member of the Wakaba Genki Preservation Society and the SDA! - UtenaCode(1.1) U:6+ F:Wa++>Hi+:pBR D:Sh-->Sa< X:[**]:a39++ M:f:"ZUM-Industrial Mix"

elaichDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

THE RELIGION OF ABSTINENCE SHOULD BE PREACHED

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B6848E65.2EC66%[email]...

in

Hey Stan,

Serious questions for you, dog:

Has Slim Shady written you back yet?

Don't you think it's fucked up when he doesn't answer fans?

Do you still cut yourself to see yourself bleed?

Yours truly,

Hillary Clinton

So, uh, S.O. -- do you ever actually ADD to any of these posts? Or are you just reposting everything The Khan of All Khans posts so as to glorify His name by calling attention to His works?

You're defeating your own agenda, }>00}>.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

anon -

Please explain.

Stan - 'Significant Other' (Limp Bizkit ("Rrrrrrrruuuubbbbbbberrrrrr BBisssssssskkkkitttttttttsssssss?????????" - 'Blues Brothers' (Saturday Night)), http://stansqncrs.8m.com/

I am not this 'anon' person. I am Essence, Magus Heterodox, and would never demean myself by declaring myself anonymous. I'd rather stand out than stand down.

As for explaining, it's simple. Obviously Dave Zero, Khan of All Khans and Ruler of Sun, Moon, and Stars, is continuing this thread because He, in His wisdom, believes that this thread glorifies His name. By continually reposting everything that Dave Zero, Khan of All Khans and Rules of Sun, Moon and Stars says, you are only ensuring that His thread is continued longer and His word is seen by more of His subjects.

Basically, S.O., by reposting His stuff without adding any counterpoints or arguments of your own, you are essentially promoting His stuff whilst making yourself look like a very small penis.

Thus, you are defeating your own agenda -- or at least, what I assume is your agenda, which is to make Dave Zero, Khan of All Khans and Ruler of Sun, Moon, and Stars look like a pussy. If I'm wrong about your agenda, and you are a sock puppet of Dave Zero, Khan of All Khans and Ruler of Sun, Moon, and Stars whose sole purpose is to make Dave Zero, Khan of All Khans and Ruler of Sun, Moon, and Stars look *good*, then by all means, keep continuously reposting everything He says without adding any content of "your" own.

}>00}>.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

On Thu, 18 Jan 2001 10:40:41 -0800, Prison Style lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

I can field this question. Stan is an utter kook, who is convinced that all folks who reply to him are part of a "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" of anon posters and ISP abuse departments.

Please remember to crosspost all Stan/purple stain posts to alt.usenet.kooks

I hope this helps, have a nice day.

Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016 Emmett and CENKOC mirrors available

"Kristopher K. Barrett" wrote in message news:947qau$qpf$[email]...

non-sequitur:

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

l

as

out

all

alt.usenet.kooks

No, the question was, who is "anon." Although anon doesn't seem to be in the conversation anymore, so it doesn't really matter.

Dr. Worm

But he talks about Hillary Clinton isn't she a Left Winger?

I still don't know what an anon poster is. Your not being very helpful.

Sure, guy, happy to help out a brother in need!

Thank you and I might have gotten the wrong idea about you cuz you seem prety cool too.

Why do you say meow? And what's the letters and the measurement 26 by 22? I know what a knave is.

Who is ZOG?

Emmett Smith?

Is this some kind of foreigner language? What does it mean?

Sorry about so many "stupid" questions, Mr. Barrett, but you seem like you know a lot about all this NG stuff. Thanks for helping a poor soul out!

Frank Jackson

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B68CE323.2FA70%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

Actually, you'll need the CIA. The FBI does not have enough jurisdiction to look into such matters that involve countries other than the US.

-Daemon Sleyr-

Dave ZeroEssencealt.tv.southpark

Stan the Stig Figure has made it his duty to make sure nobody misses any of my words. If they dn't click on my post, all they have to do is wait around for an hour, and this yahoo will re-post the entire thing without comment.

I'm working on an advanced-model Stan-bot that I can program for constant-repost. It'll read an incoming message from Dave Zero, and re-post it every hour on the hour until I send it a "stop" command.

Until then Stan's shoddy job will have to do.

Davidiot continues to whine -

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

of

around

re-post

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

comment.

At least SAY SOMETHING. You are -not- accomplishing anything, nor even contributing to the conversation here. If you want to repost, add a comment. I am growing sick of this utter lack of intelligence.

-Daemon Sleyr-

anon continues to whine -

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

as

any

comment.

Essence wrote in message news:[email]...

Please explain.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

MUHAHAHA BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT EH EH YOU WEREN'T WERE YOU

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

YHBT.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]
Dave Zeroelaichalt.tv.southpark

Okay. I nominate you to preach it. Let's hear a good sermon. And "Don't do it or else!" doesn't qualify as a good sermon.

EssenceDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark
no, no, no!!
it's:

THE ABSTINENCE OF RELIGION SHOULD BE PREACHED

(wait, preaching non-religion...maybe...nah.)

Mi

Dave ZeroEssencealt.tv.southpark

You could take a middle ground stance. Appoint yourself the minister of the Church of Getting Some. Then you can preach on how you can show love for God through loving your partner in the kinkiest of ways. Get a devoted enough congregation together and no one will be stirring up religious trouble; they'll be too busy screwing.

Phantom6Dave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B68C75E5.2F80D%[email]...

do

the

God

Yeah and you'll get Tax cuts too.

JaxPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

AAAAH! BLOODY! THAT'S A DEATH THREAT!

Jax "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried
mhm27x18Jaxalt.tv.southpark

On Sat, 13 Jan 2001 16:12:03 -0500, "Jax" wrote:

But, but, *you* said bloody too!

Shit, so did I. Look, just there.

And I said shit.

I can't live with this guilt.......oh, hang on...yes, yes I can.....

Sorry, what was this thread about again?

I don't live "in" any planet, you creepy little shit, I live ON the surface of the Earth.

As for Supertramp, what can I say? My dad would probably agree wth you. I've always found them to be annoying and bothersome.

JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

surface

Ever read the "MYST" books? The D'ni was a human race that lived underground and lived for thousands of years...

Jax "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried

Jax wrote in message news:6HL86.26736$[email]...

underground

The reference that my intent is, is that if Davidiot isn't the anti-Christ living in hell, he may as well be. And he's welcome to stay there.

Stan

Slander, sir! And libel! Defaming my good Christian name with your blasphemous obscurities!

Copies of this post are being forwarded to the FBI, local and state police, a number of legal firms specializing in defamation suits, and a couple of random psychiatrists in hopes that they mighht be abble to identify which particular sanitarium you belong in.

And when thhe fuck are you gonna give me Dido's phone number anyway? Stop stalling, Stan, give it up!

Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark

No, never did. But I'm a big fan of that movie "12 Monkeys" where the future survivors of the human race live underground. And if I'm not mistaken, in "The Matrix" one of the future dwellers references Zion, the last human city, which was supposed to be hidden deep underground. And there's always New York's "mole people" who live in sewers and tunnels underground.

So there's a proud tradition of subterranean life, I suppose. However, I am not part of it.

BTW Jax, just a question, no insult, just wondering. Why do you top-post all of your replies and also maintain a sig file that long? What are the chances someone's gonna scroll down past a sig file like that if they've already read your comment at the top?

JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

Sig update. I deleted some stuff.

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

Jax wrote in message news:Uh496.30630$[email]...

Whatever. But for grins, I'll use my long one.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Let him fly." - Chicksus +- +- +- +- " ... It's really hard today to find some truth, There's even acid in your apple juice ... " -SuperSister " ... You better move, You better hide, They're getting in, They're getting inside ... " - Supertramp " ... Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel ... " - "Weird Al" Yankovic " ... And they're no good, And they're everywhere ... " - Supertramp " ... In the dewey grass, spiders spinning ... " - Camel " ... Planet Earth's a polka dot, a spin in outer space ... " - Brave Combo "In the wheel of turning circles, In an orbit of the Moon, Through a maze of moving pathways, There floats a spinning spoon ... " - Flash and the Pan " ... The son a rozin', tryin' to smile, Gave it all away ... " - Flash and the Pan " ... Mysteries will be revealed, wheel within a wheel in a machinery of grace ... " - Brave Combo " ... if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon ... " - Pink Floyd " ... Reverse your morality, listen to bands, That play only music you can't stand, Forget how to worry, enjoy your fears, Stop your life insurance (disappear) ... " - Brave Combo " ... I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty paper cut and well to make a long story short it got infected and I died so now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates ... " - "Weird Al" Yankovic " ... Hey, St. Peter, Before you ring your bell, Just been down in, New York town, Done my time in hell, Done my time in (hhhhhhheeeeeeellllllll) ... " - Flash and the Pan " ... Make your own cross and make it to the other side of hell ... " - Flash and the Pan " ... Hey (HEY) hey (HEY) hey St. Peter, It really feels like hell (HELL) ... " - Flash and the Pan " ... Now he works for Jesus as the bouncer at St Peter's gate" - Emerson, Lake and Palmer "and it's Obvious he doesn't like the neru jacket that I'm wearing he tells me that they've got a dress code. Well he lets me into heaven anyway but I get a room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity ... " - Weird Al" Yankovic " ... How can I make you see, the things you can't believe, Your fear is illogical you seem very wise but that doesn't matter to me, For I was back in the sandbox playin' with toys when I spilled my Coke, And like a fur-covered spoon it made me think, isn't life a funny joke, It's like an Ice Machine over-flowing with cubes, A frozen oasis of steel, Hummin' and providin' relief, For the way people feel, Don't forget your bucket ... " - Brave Combo "Welcome my son, welcome, to the machine ... " - Pink Floyd " ... I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go 'round and 'round ... " - John Lennon " ... Don't forget your bucket ... " - Brave Combo "and every day he runs by screamin' "everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down and short is long. And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing-a-long ... " " - "Weird Al" Yankovic " ... Don't believe anyone, don't believe your mail, Make light of every word you hear ... " - Brave Combo " ... Believe nothing, That you're told ... " - Supertramp " ... It's so deep, It's so wide, You're inside, Synchronicity ... " - The Police "There's a red cloud, Hanging over us, And it's so big, And it's gonna bust, Hiding people, with your heads in the ground, Hey brother, Where you bound ... " - Supertramp " ... Welcome to the universe, Save your money for a second time around, a second time around, To see the stars fall down ... " - Flash and the Pan " ... There be a blendered star child, Balanced on a knife ... " - Flash and the Pan " ... A star fall, A phone call, It joins all, Synchronicity ... " - The Police " ... Don't go making phony calls ... " - "Weird Al" Yankovic " ... There is a reason to feel so alone, When there's every night a panter on your telephone ... " - Supersister " ... My telephone, Is acting crazy, It's really strange ... " - Kit Watkins (w/Brad Allen) " ... And the phone rings, and you disappear, In the middle, of the night ... " - Supertramp " ... Do something different, (dissappear ... ) ... " - Brave Combo " ... No one knows where you are, How near or how far ... " - Pink Floyd "And you don't know where, We are" - Vertical Horizon ' ... Woe man! Keep as cool as you can. Face piles of trials with smiles. It riles them to believe that you perceive the way they move. Keep on thinking free. (the machine) Because you are, my bright little star ... To feed our great computer, your magnetic ink ... ' - Moody Blues " ... Think like a child, laugh at cocaine, Never, ever, ever do what's proper again, Understand everyone crystal clear, Rid yourself of fashion (disappear), Remove yourself from fashion (disappear) ... " - Brave Combo " ... Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends ... " - Emerson, Lake and Palmer " ... Now everybody's CHILLIN' with the twister, TWISTER, Wherever things are illin' you'll find TWISTer, TWIster, twister" - "Weird Al" Yankovic " ... the brain-teasing, mind-boggling game You Don't Know Al ... " - Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz " ... Guaranteed to blow your head apart ... " - Emerson, Lake and Palmer " ... The IRA has just hit London, Blew up half of Scotland Yard ... " - Todd Rundgren " ... Lot's of smelly, stinks around the farm yard, Great big pile of SHH! behind the rhubarb ... " - Camel " ... You cannot rise against a common herd, 'Cause the only thing that counts for them is yellow dirt ... " - SuperSister " ... Believe in yourself, Don't let 'em get ya, don't let the thought get you down, Believe in yourself ... " - Flash and the Pan " ... Down on the farm, better get on your boots and join us ... " - Camel " ... I found that not many Amish people are avid MTV viewers, and as a result, not too many old-order Amish stopped me for autographs when I was chillin' in Lancaster. ..." - "Weird Al" Yankovic " ... Boy, that's a chilling thought - the 1999 holiday season. ... " - Carl Finch " ... We're gonna party like it's 1699 ... " - "Weird Al" Yankovic " ... I'll tell you what real is: Hey man, there's a new dance goin' around, you know, They're doing it from the east, to the west. And everybody's learning it, so do it the best. And it's called the *MARCH*, 2, 3, 4, Hup, 2, 3, It's called the *MARCH*, 2, 3, 4, hup, 2, 3, 4, Well we're going to war, ladies and gentlemen. I don't care what, you think is happening, the world is going to war. So you better get it up and learn to do the *MARCH*, 2, 3, 4, *MARCH* 2, 3, 4 ... " - Brave Combo " ... Can you hear me, the sound of my voice, I am here to tell you, I have made my choice, I've been listening, to what's been going down, There's just too much talk and gossip going 'round, You may think that I'm a fool, but I know the answer, Words become a tool, anyone can use them, Take the golden rule, as the best example, Eyes that have seen, will know what I mean, The time has come to take the bull by the horns ... " - Todd Rundgren " ... Beware the siren song, try not to listen, Make sure your ropes are strong, focus your 'vision', Beware the siren song, a song of beauty, Guide your ship on the right course ... " - Brave Combo +- +- +- +-

It's pretty fucking sad that someone with the audacity to post under the name "The Real Slim Shady" runs an eight-page sig file full of quotes from lyrics, and not one of those is a Slim Shady lyric.

You ought to call yourself "The Real Super Tramp"

Or how about "The Real Al Yankovic"-WHOOOPS! Can't do that; I forgot, Weird Al already knows who you are and told you to piss off already. Better not run with that idea; his lawyers could have a field day with you.

The Real Dave Zero

Davidiot -

Weird

"His MIDI-Chlorians were off the scale" - "Genius Al" Yankovic http://www.sagabegins.com/ )

How would you know that?

Scan me some ID. Prove it.

Stan

Who are you anyway, Obi-wan Yankovic?

Are you kidding? Fuckface, you're an Internet Legend! Everybody knows about you and your sordid history.

As if....there's gonna be a driver's licence that says "The Real Dave Zero". Come on, nut boy, even Eminem's doesn't say "The Real Slim Shady".

Davidiot continues to whine -

A "net-god"?

So you agree that I'm the most famous person on the net?

Of course not! That's why I challenged you. I know it's not your real name.

Why would it?

Well I wouldn't go that far. Net-monster. Net-freak. How about "notorious"? That's about as good as you're gonna get.

No - Cindy Margolis is.

Okay, Stanny Boy - I didn't mean to imply that. I don't think I've ever really intended for people to think my name was "David Zero".

It is your question - you answer it.

Davidiot -

"What's your name, little girl?" (Lynard Skinard)

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:[email]...

your

I've

I am not anon. I am Daemon Sleyr. If 'Daemon Sleyr' = 'anon' then you need to read them again

I and IDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

In article , Dave Zero wrote:

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-spears,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.stolen.property,alt.fan.karl-m

"What's your name, little girl?" (That Leonard Guy)

I and I
Daemon SleyrEssencealt.tv.southpark

"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

My Name is shrouded in mystery and intrigue. <heard in the distance> 'purrrrrrrr.'

Bobby A.Daemon Sleyralt.tv.southpark

Hey, remember back in the Summer of '76, or was it Fri, 19 Jan 2001 16:13:42 -0800, when "Daemon Sleyr" said:

|)> |)>"Essence" wrote in message |)>news:[email]... |)>> |)>> |)>> Dave Zero wrote: |)>> > |)>> > >>>>>>> "What's your name, little girl?" (Lynard Skinard) |)>> > >>>>>>> |)>> > >>>>>> My name is A. Fuckin' Nonnamous. (myself) |)>> > >>>>>> |)>> > >>>>> "What's your name, little girl?" (Lynard Skinard) |)>> > >>>>> |)>> > >>>> My name is A. Fuckin' Nonnamous. (myself) |)>> > >>>> |)>> > >>> "What's your name, little girl?" (That Leonard Guy) |)>> > >>> |)>> > >> My name is....Slim Shady (Eminem) |)>> > >> |)>> > > My name is- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! (The Rock) |)>> > > |)>> > "What's my motherfucking name?" (Snoop Doggy Dogg) |)>> |)>> My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (The |)>> Princess Bride) |)> |)>My Name is shrouded in mystery and intrigue. <heard in the distance> |)>'purrrrrrrr.' |)>

My name is Sue! How do you do? (Johnny Cash)

Bobby A.
Dr. WormDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B68DEE66.2FDDF%[email]...

"Say my name" (Destiny's Child)

Dr. Worm

In article ,

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your

I've ever

"What's your name, little PDP-11?"(That Conrad Guy)

Alcatroll mhm 27x12 Highpriest of the Romath Religion Inventor of the Creuzfeld Jacob Polka MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark

Just curious, but what do all those weird things in your sig file mean, anyway? What organizations are you associated with? Or is it all just gibberish?

I'm not ripping on you, dude, I'm trying to understand. Help me out?

JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark
<(Ok, sig tour)>:
Jax <(My name)> "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al <(Favorite song)> "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley <(What I say to AGNPers who want me to change the way I

Jax blathered:

WHAT ARE THESE "POINTS" YOU SPEAK OF

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

Take a "I've never heard of a" point.

See? People award me "points" for different things. I put them in my sig.

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
TurkeyphantJaxalt.tv.southpark

Jax wrote in message news:OT2a6.4546$[email]...

You misunderstand.

Turkeyphant - [email] - .sig now at 462KB ICQ: 57025548 MSN: [email] AIM: Turkeyphant http://goatse.cx/ and http://www.geocities.com/goatsephant "Turkeyphant, you kick so much ass"
MajikJaxalt.tv.southpark

They also are fictional - as are most peoples who can write books and thus create a world to physically walk into.

But it would be cool to meet them.

<smile>

Maj

Paul WilkinsMajikalt.tv.southpark

First there was Myst Then there was Riven Now they're creating a Dni game.

Paul Wilkins

If it's a netiquette issue - educate. If it's personal abuse of others - educate or flame. If it's a personal "style" you can't handle - quietly killfile.
JaxPaul Wilkinsalt.tv.southpark

Yep

Yep

Well, "Myst Three: Exile" is coming out this year... What I was talking about was the book series.

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

Paul Wilkins wrote in message news:[email]...

Ok, I'll educate. The only reason so-called "netiquette" is there, is to elimininate "etiquette".

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/
JaxMajikalt.tv.southpark

If only...

n_n

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
Mark WallaceMajikalt.tv.southpark
    For the intelligent approach to nasty humour, visit
           The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site
    http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm
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Majik schreef in berichtnieuws [email]...

Interesting. I've been defined in many ways, but never as 'fictional'. Does this mean that I'll cease to exist as soon as you've finished reading this posting?

Drop round any time -- but read this posting as you knock, otherwise I'll be out.

The evil swine even smiles, as he casts me, once again, into oblivion....

Mark Wallace The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm
MajikMark Wallacealt.tv.southpark

Since the original statement was modified, I guess anything can happen. Congratulations, I'm now a figment of my own imagination!

Maj

Davidiot continues to whine, lie, spew and BORE -

surface

I've

You don't like being nailed.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ +- +- +- +- Brother Where You Bound (Davies) - Supertramp

(StanNote: Look at recent Kid Rock concert advs. and the cover of Brother, Where You Bound, as the Rock got an idea from that cover)

There's a red cloud Hanging over us And it's so big And it's gonna bust Hiding people With your heads, in the ground Hey brother Where you bound

And they're no good And they're everywhere Try to tell you But you just don't care Yes I hear you But you don't make a sound Hey brother Where you bound Say brother Where you bound

And you don't know, what they're gonna do, and you don't know, how they feel And you don't know, what they're telling you, is it a lie or, is it real And the next thing, that you know is, that they walk out, on the deal

And then the message, that they're giving you, is the same old, alibi If you don't quite, see their point of view, then they treat you, like a spy And the phone rings, and you disappear, in the middle, of the night

Can't you see they're, on the move Don't know what you're trying to prove But you sit there oh so cool Like I never broke no rule

(sax solo)

And the cat flies And the crow walks And the ghost dies And the sow talks And they tell us That they'll be As good as gold Hey brother Where's your soul Believe nothing That you're told

Make a move in one direction Try to make some comprimise But they greet you with rejection Making out you're tellin' lies Then they turn around and tell ya Better get down from the sky

For the sake of all that's holy Listen good to what I say I can feel them all around me They could be here any day But you act like you don't know me Why'd you look at me that way

If there's one thing that is clear We gotta get away from here We've gotta leave this place It's just a hopeless case Ain't no one else to blame We're gonna lose this game

Hey brother Get off my back I gotta tell you You're way off the track They, got a hatred Deep down inside Ain't gonna let them Take me alive I'm gonna burn down Just wait and see I ain't gonna let them Walk over me You ain't got no heart and soul And your mind is weak And your blood's running cold Yea, woo, woo

(feets marching, panning from one channel to the other) (heartbeats) (door knocks and siren's)

You better move You better hide They're getting in They're getting inside If you get caught You better know They're gonna reap You're gonna sow Don't be a fool We gotta go Ain't no place safe For us to stay We better move on We better move on We better move on We better move on

Nailed as in slang for laid, I like just fine. Nailed to a cross like Jesus, you're right, I'll pass.

"Your music's shite; it keeps me up all night." - Oasis

Davidiot continues to whine -

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know

iteration

And whine -

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rl-m

Jesus,

And whine -

Dave Zero wrote in message news:B689BAC1.2F35A%[email]...

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rl-m

anti-Christ

police,

"The Real Slim Shady" wrote in message news:942si0$c65di$[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

"anon

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

you.

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

of

which

Stop

What's the matter Stan, Mommy and daddy not letting you use their account?

Child.

Phantom6, Phading out.

(StanNote: Follow-up to alt.music.weird-al)

anon continues to whine -

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

the

account?

The initial plan went on the rocks at about the same time the FBI failed to turrn up anyone named "Davidiot" in their databases, and even a thorough search could turn up no evidence of any sort of threats.

Since then it's evolved to a spelling lesson for Stan (that's "anonymous" and "ridicule" this time) and a general airing out of his idiocies.

If you ask me, he's still just frustrated that Slim Shady won't return his letters and he's trying to take it out on me and Hillary Clinton.

Phantom6mhm27x18alt.tv.southpark

"mhm27x18" wrote in message news:[email]...

I don't think anyone even knows anymore. Stans little attack on Dave has turned into a pretty big joke.

Dave Zeromhm27x18alt.tv.southpark

Death threats. Interstate death threats even. Although these themes have tended to take a back seat to simply gawking at the most ridiculous loser Usenet has ever produced.

Being Mr. mhm27x18, I'll allow it's possiible that you've encountered stupider people on Usenet, but this one's blowing my mind. What's left of it.

I'm beginning to believe the reports I hear about yoou and your psychosis. Far as I recall, psychosis is defined as a complete separation from reality. If you're not there yet, you are well on your way.

Davidiot continues to whine, bear false witness (against himself and his neighbor), spew and BORE -

have

loser

reality.

"Significant Other"

Is it just me, or did you just add more wieght to dZ's arguemant about psychosis? I have yet to see him whine, bear false witness, spwe, OR bore. It is fully apparent that you have fallen into the last stages of a most serious psychotic spiral. At this point, i would not even bat an eye if you said that the sky was yellow, or that the chair is out to get you.

Be a good little patient, and put your helmet and straightjacket back on. There, now isn't that much better?

-Daemon Sleyr-

psychosis.

"Stupid *ELEPHANTS*, see 'em holding each other's tails" - Little Jack Melody +- +- +- +- Daemon Sleyr wrote in message news:[email]...

you

Just lurking here and wondering what is all this questions with this guy Stan writing to Slim Shady?

Who is "anon" and who is "Dave Zero" and who is "Significant Other"

Thanx.

anon -

"lurk : to lie in wait in a place of concealment *esp.* for an evil purpose" - Merriam Websters

1) Yes, I'm "this guy" (Foo Fighters - "I'm looking to this guy to save me" ('Learn To Fly')

2) Listen to M&M's song called 'Stan' (which was written as bait for Davidiot/etc. It's about his "straw man" that Davidiot's type attack me with).

Look in a mirror.

Me.

Stan

My name is not "anon", it is "Prison Style"

I meant it in its modern internet connotations. No evil purposes here.

I love the Foo Fighters!

Do you know this "M&M" guy? (I thought that was a candy) So this candy guy and his straw partner wrote a song about your friend Davidiot?

Looking in a mirror reveals only me, F.K. Jackson, known online as "Prison Style". I'm still curious who "anon" is. I am guessing that Dave Zero and Davidiot are the same person.

Why are you "significant"?

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68B2132.2F5AC%[email]...

And my name is "Significant Other". LOL!!!! My name is Stan Rosenthal. "What's your name, little girl?" (Lynard Skinard)

"Make light of every word, you, hear" (Brave Combo).

me"

Do you love their songs called 'Learn To Fly' and 'Gimmie Stitches'?

"Straw man" arguement. Davidiot isn't my friend, he/she's stalking me.

Proove it. Scan me some ID.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

save

Do you have any words of your own?

me

guy

And you keep runing your ass off, it's all rather amusing.

"My name is Stan Rosenthal," Seems that you, too, need to prove your identity. Why don't you scan your driver's lisense, soc. sec. card, and passport, then post it up here fo all to see.

-Daemon Sleyr-

anon -

I don't have a passport. And my Social Security card is long lost. But I'll be happy to scan my drivers liscence for you after you post a scan of your liscense (or another form of ID if you don't have one).

Stan

Who you calling little girl?

No, actually I am Frank Jackson. I am "AKA" Prison Style.

Who is "Brave Combo"

Enough to know that the line is "Looking to the sky to save me" and not what you wrote.

You should write a letter to his ISP. Just tell [email] - it's his provider as well as mine and I for one can say that they take a hard line with cyberstalkers.

Why would that help anything? I could as well say "I am Tom Smith" and it would mean no more. Scanning a drivers' license that says "Francis Keith Jackson, height and weight ya-ya-ya" with some guy's photo would only tell you that I in fact exist, not that I am this person.

Frank "Prison Style" Jackson

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68B8C6E.2F7AE%[email]...

You don't know who Brave Combo is? LOL!

what

Then look to the sky (in the swimming pool on the front cover of the Red Hot Chili Peppers cd 'CaliforniCation') and what do you see? I'll give you a hint. It's this guy.

it's

Garbage. They protect cyberstalkers.

Or that you stole his licsence and identity.

Stan

No. Would you care to stop laughing long enough maybe to tell me?

That's not the sky.

You know the Chili Peppers!? Cool! How'd you swing that?!

Why would they do something like that? I thought that's what that appropriate use policy and terms of service stuff was about.

Right, you see what I mean. Scanning a license wouldn't prove anything.

Frank

Prison Style -

http://bravecombo.8m.com/

Hot

a

Yes it is.

I don't know the Red Hots (which is the Red Hot Chili Peppers' actual nickname), the Red Hots know me. How'd I swing it? I happen to be the "central feature" (Yes) of the uplift mofo party plan.

It's called the "vast right-wing conspiracy" (First Lady Hillary Clinton), and they control most ISP's abuse departments. "They're getting in, they're getting inside" (Supertramp).

Stan

Hot

PS: NO WAY that it's "the sky". I agree that it's debatable/interpretable as to whether it's "this guy" or "this sky".

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I'm looking to this guy to save me" - FF

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

not

a

debatable/interpretable

Why would they say "Looking to *this* sky?" Is the another sky somewhere?

Dr. Worm

Ms. Bojangles -

Red

you

Look outside on a clear day.

PS: "What's your name, little girl?" (Lynard Skinard)

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Dusting off your savior, for giving in to behavior, he's just a man" - Red Hots

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

somewhere?

My Mommy told me not to talk to strangers ;-)

Dr. Worm

Ms. Bojangles -

ROFLOL! So do you not talk to yourself in response? ;-)

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ +- +- +- +- "Mr. Bojangles is really a girl!" - Saturday Night

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F2A20.2FE99%[email]...

Boy, you sure like Stan a lot. It's almost as if you have a *thing* for him, in a sexual way.

Dr. Worm

Look here you so and so do you ever take your no-good mind OUT of the gutter? Everything with you get twisted into one of your homo suggestive hints and it makes me want to VOMIT sir.

Stan's the only one of all a y'all that hasn't made fun of my intelligence or my record of service or my religion so I believe I'll show him a little courtesy if that's all right with you sir!

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F87A5.300A4%[email]...

him,

That's because he's an idiot.

Dr. Worm

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68F87A5.300A4%[email]...

True. I'm only making fun of the fact that you're spamming the ngs with your reposting of stuff that you aren't responding to.

Stan

Which is something that you've NEVER, EVER done, is it?

Or have you forgotten all of those "XXX whines" reposts with no responses in them already?

Hipocritical monkey-spank.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

-the anon. net-cop 'Essence' continues to whine:

Garbage.

I only re-post because my server doesn't get it the first time. Ignore these if it's a dupe.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68B8C6E.2F7AE%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

save

what

me

guy

it's

The license number, man! Then you can back-trace to find criminal record, soc. sec., etc. Once that step is completed, you have -limitless- possibilities for fun! Only problem is that those steps require a few favors to be pulled in downtown =( <shrug>

-Daemon Sleyr-

Dear Goddess of All That Is Good, Important, and Tasty!

Not everyone you meet is a sock puppet, paranoia-boy.

This round of idiocy is going to be even funner than the last -- you can tell by the smell.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Daemon SleyrEssencealt.tv.southpark

"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh, it already is, and smells of chicken, pork, and brocolli.

-Daemon Sleyr-

Daemon SleyrMajikalt.tv.southpark

"Majik" wrote in message news:[email]...

can

The pasta alfredo please.

-Daemon Sleyr-

EssenceMajikalt.tv.southpark

Eeeep!

<kowtow>

Mea culpa, Goddess, mea culpa! Can You find it ever in Your eternal and ever-loving heart to forgive Your loyal hierophant of his most heinous crime against Your most perfect Name?

In Sincere Humbleitude, Your Hierophant,

Essence, Magus Heterodox

MajikEssencealt.tv.southpark

<smirk>

First, you must build a shrine to me, you wretched mortal.

In order to do that, you must have 11 slabs of marble.

Thy Everlasting Mistress,

Majik

Majik wrote in message news:[email]...

How many of these fakes are there that pretend to be gods? I'll put it this way, many less than there appear to be.

Stan

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

this

HEATHEN!! Thy shrewd remarks, and impeccable logic are not wanted here. This is neither a subject that you are worthy of bringing up, nor one that your feeble mental processes can truly handle. Cease thy thinking about this before thine brain dribbles like mud out thine ears. There is one goddess, and one god here. Their names are Majik, Queen and mother of all that is tasty, important, and good, and Dave Zero, Khan of all Khans, ruler of the Sun, Moon, and Stars, controller of all matter, before whom heathens like you are reduced to a gibbering pile of crusty shit.

Bring not your heretical ways here again.

-Daemon Sleyr-

MajikDaemon Sleyralt.tv.southpark

Oh, my fair Daemon Sleyr! How quick thou art to aid thy Queen.

I thus present thee with the following:

One Thou Art Forgiven Certificate to be used for a sin of thy choosing.

Majik

Dave ZeroMajikalt.tv.southpark

Judging from that other "Random Thoughts" thread we've got going, homey, I'd apply your certificate to the cancer sticks.

dZ

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B691B85A.30655%[email]...

This

your

goddess,

is

the

like

I'd

As yet, my habit with the cancer sticks, has not been branded as a sin. When that fateful day does arrive, then I shall be forced to save said certificate, and remove the sin the hard way.

-Daemon Sleyr-

-the 'Daemon Sleyr' troll, part of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, continues to whine:

Garbage.

Straw man arguement.

"See the little elephants holding each others' tails"

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

MajikEssencealt.tv.southpark

For thy transgression of my name, I suppose you must be forgiven. Your penance has been completed. You are restored to my good graces.

Majik

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

-the 'Essence' net-cop continues to whine:

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Fakes? Pretending? Surely you jest!

Besides, that's Goddess, not God.

And for that, I order you to build a colony to quarry marble.

Worthless mortal.

Majik

Prison StyleMajikalt.tv.southpark

-the 'Majik' troll AKA 'Ms. Bojangles' whines:

...and whines:

.....and whines:

The only fake around here is this Prison Style identity and he's served his purpose in exposing you and your friends as part of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy dedicated to wiping out free speech.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Simple answer: anon is no one. Dave Zero is everyone, including but not limited to anon, S.O. and yourself. Significant Other is a man attempting to give himself a rim job, but missing and ending up with shit up his nose.

Complex answer: Anon is still no one. Dave Zero is the Khan of All Khans, ruler of everything -- even dark matter -- and lord of the moon, sun, and stars. Significant Other is a vastly amusing village idiot that Dave chooses to let live because of his captivating displays of idiocy. I am the Magus Heterodox. Look it up. You, according to my statement above, are Dave Zero, but because I doubt you believe that, I'll petition with Dave to allow you to keep your own titles for and ideas about yourself. He'll probably let you, he's pretty good about that.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

That's still a pretty impressive display of flexibility, if nothing else.

Sir, I reject your explanation almost in its entirety.

Significant Other is a music buff, a cool guy, and actually knows the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Your Dave Zero character is an egotistical cunt-rag who needs to learn that the internet is for everybody and not just a playground for him and Hillary Clinton.

But I'll take you at your word for who you are.

Frank "Prison Style" Jackson

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68C7823.2F80F%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

guy

Yeah, just wait until you disagree on something. He'll be calling you "anon" and saying you're a member of the "vast right-wing conspiracy."

Dr. Worm

You do realize that, by calling them "straw man" arguments, you are in no way refuting them, right? All you're doing is claiming that they are set up to be easily refutable. Apparently you are too lazy to do the actual refutation, and somehow seem to think that calling them "straw man" arguments will simply convince everyone that they have already been refuted.

Unfortunately, some of us know what the words you're using mean. If you find that your definition of "straw man" differs from mine, you'd best take a small refresher course on logic, or at least visit www.dictionary.com:

straw man (str� mn) n.

        1.A person who is set up as cover or a front for a questionable
enterprise.
        2.An argument or opponent set up so as to be easily refuted or
defeated.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

You need to learn some new fallacies, child. 'Garbage' means nothing in logical terms. 'Non sequitur' perhaps, if you can manage to spell it. Or just 'invalid premise'.

In this particular case, however, you are simply wrong; my previous statement is valid and correct -- by merely labelling a statement 'straw man' or 'garbage' you have done nothing to refute it. You have to actually put work in past that, pointing out *why* anyone else should believe your label.

All arguments are invented -- someone has to think them up. That doesn't make them any less correct. A 'straw man' argument is simply an arguement that is set up as an easy target, to make your case seem stronger. Example:

Plato: Socrates, what do you think about the possibilities of militant feminism in post-apocolyptic Burma?

Socrates: Do you mean as in a nuclear apocolypse, or a religious one?

Plato: Nuclear.

Socrates: Is it not true that women are, on the whole, shorter than men?

Plato: It is.

Socrates: And that nuclear radiation tends to sink over time?

Plato: That is also true, yes.

Socrates: Then does it not make sense that, if women are shorter and nuclear radiation sinks, in any form of nuclear apocolypse, the radiation would kill all of the women first?

Plato: It does.

Socrates: In which case I must say that there must be no such thing as militant feminism in post-apolyptic Burma, as all of the women would be dead.

Plato: But is it also not true that the entire population of Burma and in fact the rest of southeast Asia is shorter in general than the world's average?

Socrates: I suppose.

Plato: Then would not the entire population, and not just the women, die from the apocolypse?

Socrates: Pah! The point is not who would die, Plato, but who would remain to continue the militant feminism. And the chances of males surviving is greater than females, making the chance of post-apocolyptic Burmese feminism a slim one.

Thus displaying that you can prove anything at all if you have a yes-man to ask you stupid questions. Can you find the straw man in Plato's speech? More importantly, can you find the one in Socrates'?

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Essence (anon) continues to whine -

you

conspiracy."

and whine -

argument

and whine -

See, you prove your point, and he pretends it never happened.

Dr. Worm

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

calling

in

Ms. Bojangles -

Yes I proved that anon continued to whine (and whine), and anon pretended it never happened.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ 'You're the best I ever had' - vh

Funny thing is, inSignificant Other, I'm NOT ANON. Check the Email addy. Check the IP address. Check the posting style. Check the dates and times of posts. Check the originating newsgroup.

I am NOT "anon". I AM Essence, Magus Heterodox, and ONLY Essence, Magus Heterodox.

Remove your tounge from your appendix before you next reply, will you?

Essence, Magus Heterodox.

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

<snip>

You're a stupid, dildo-sucking cunt.

At least have enough spine to admit your loss.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

Well YOUR sure a breath of fresh air! All you kids come around, talkin' that crap, thinkin' you'll ever make friends WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU it won't work. Try on some decency and see if it fits.

FKJ

EssenceMajikalt.tv.southpark

<dropping to one knee>

Yes, my Goddess. You inspire your Hierophant to even greater strides each and every day. It is all for the glory of Your Name, my Goddess.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

MajikEssencealt.tv.southpark

Perhaps if you continue to do penance, I shall gift you with the marble you require.

Maj

Prison StyleMajikalt.tv.southpark

Boy, are YOU startin' in on Stan now too? What are you some kind of gang or somethin'? Leave the poor guy ALONE!

FKJ

Dear Franklin K. Jackson:

You and your 'friend' Stan are being picked on by a small but organized group. Their only goal is to annoy and harrass. I have been targeted by them before. Dave Zero is their leader, and Daemon Sleyr, Essence, Majik, and others are his soldiers. After following them around for several weeks observing their behaviour, I can say with conviction that the reason they have chosen to pick on you and Stanley is simple:

You are both REALLY APALLINGLY STUPID.

Now you know.

Lobo Cop

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

Dear Sir - I do not care to listen to your half-cocked CONSPIRACY THEORIES so save them for someone who cares. That someone sure is not me.

And your sure no cop so you better not even TRY pushing that "angle"

FKJ

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68F8102.3009D%[email]...

Essense is a net-cop, you troll (IMHO)

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

If you mean he works for the Police Force of the Usenet Cabal, that organization charged with regulating the content of our newsgroups and keeping the internet safe for you and me then I would salute him for his courage and service.

But I don't think this "Essence" is anything but a loud-mouthed bully!

FKJ

JaxPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

<Prison Style>

Yea! Hes a BULLY who wants to HURT us and hes MEAN and STUFF! Waaaaaaaa!!!!!! DOnt you be MEAN and STUPID at US! We don like YOU and OTHER guys!!!!!

</Prison Style>

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

The 'Jax' troll whines -

[KILO-SNIP!]

I don't recall Prison Style saying that.

and whines -

Bogangles says true things occasionally. The only way a lying-type propaganda artist like Worm/Bojangles can pass their lies, is by occasionally saying something that's true.

and whines - [SNIP!]

and whines - [KILO-SNIP!]

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Prison StyleJaxalt.tv.southpark
  • the "Jax" con(troll)or continues to whine:

Garbage.

You can't even imitate an imitator!

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

You certainly turned into a very knowledgable person all of a sudden.

You sure you aren't the net-cop...Stan?

Essence

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

-the 'Essence' (con)troll(or) whines:

Straw man arguement.

I am not a net-cop, you are (IMHO).

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Oh, my Dear Goddess.

Of everyone involved in this thread, you picked ME to accuse to be a net-cop?!? Homeboy, I'm the troll all of the net-cops bitch about, the cross-posting, meowing, UPA-award-winning, opinionated asshole that came here to harrass you and your sock puppet on the bidding of the Khan of All Khans. No one with half a brain could confuse me with a net-cop.

Case in point.

Essence

Dave ZeroEssencealt.tv.southpark

Good Sir Essence,

I think you failed to prove your point. Stan has approximately 53% of the brain capacity of your average thinking person. Therefore by a loose definition, he has "half a brain".

But don't disturb Stan too much wth the brainpower accusations - the remaining 47% is currently being rented to an intergalactic conspiracy involving Weird Al Yankovic and Hillary Clinton and some guy named Anon. They are using him as a sort of signalling beacon to the the alien forces surrounding our planet as we speak, and through this borrowed section of his grey matter, the invasion will be accomplished. As reward for his participation in this treacherous Benedict Arnold-style dispplay or traitorhood, Stan will be compensated by having his photograph on every single album cover to be released in the next ten years.

Oh yeah, and the aliens are going to give him his own queafy little Afro just like his hero Al.

dZ

The Essence controller whines -

"Straw man" arguement, I just stated an opinion.

You're not only a net-cop and a (con)troll(er), you're a "luser" and a "newbie" (see the Jargon file), In My Humble Opinion. Oh, by appearance, you aren't the only one, if that makes you happy. Grow up.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Majik is not a "boy" you blasphemous heathen! Were you before me at this moment I would strike you down with the blade of righteous ire! Majik is The Goddess Of All That Is Good, Tasty, And Important, and you will do yourself good to remember that.

Essence, Hierophant and Magus Heterodox

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

S/HE is just another INTERNET SPOOK until I have reason to think further! Any one can claim to be what they're not here so your dumb words fall on DEAF EARS at this residence.

FKJ

MajikEssencealt.tv.southpark

Ahh, you have done justice to my name.

Perhaps you are worthy of more than just mere crumbs of my attention.

Majik

Ms. Bojangles -

gang

Let me rewrite that for your faked dense head -

Your "Close, Personal Friend",

Stan

Prison StyleMajikalt.tv.southpark

the 'Majik' troll AKA 'Ms. Bojangles' whines:

We are the same person you stupid troll. And I do speak English for the record.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

anon (under the pseudo of 'Majik' ) trolls -

or

and spams - [SNIP!] and whines - [SNIP!] and whines -

if

But it's not *ONLY* past-tense. You (con)troll(er)s are engaging in censorship via obscuration at present as well.

and spams and whines - [SNIP!] and whines - [SNIP!] and spams - [SNIP!] and whines - [SNIP!] and bores - [SNIP!]

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

For someone s poorly educated as you are, I'm amazed you've gotten this far. Are you SURE you can speak English? You've confused present tense for past, you are constantly quoting other people as though you are incapable of speaking for yourself, and when you do respond, you either say nothing or the sentences are poorly structured and contradictory. At least if you're going to attempt to insult someone, you should make it clear who you're insulting and how you're insulting them. Otherwise, the insult doesn't work.

By the way, I think the song you quoted "A God[less] on a mountain top..." was sung by Bananarama.

Majik

Dave ZeroMajikalt.tv.southpark

Honey, you don't know the truth about this guy. His trouble runs a lot deeper than your average "flamer".

In the interests of public service and a well-informed Usenet, let me provide a critical link here that describes in detail exactly how sick this puppy is. Read it over; read some of the posts that HIS heroes have sent him, read how many ISP's he's been thrown the fuck off of for his psychopathic behaviors, then add all that up and tell me whether you think ANY of this guy's claims about identity can be taken seriously.

Brought to you by Project Mayhem:

http://members.aol.com/catradhtem/satan.htm

Now i know most people don't like to interrupt their newsreading to click on links and then read thirty pages on whatever topic; so if you only have the time now to take a quick glance, that's cool. But I'd recommend pasting this link somewhere or bookmarking it; then next time "Stan" starts making accusations, claiming outrageous lies, or continuing his campaign of littering Usenet with his turkey-turd style of posting, and you're wondering "What drives this guy?" you'll have the information at your fingertips.

Thanks and have a good read,

Dave Zero

http://www.weirdal.com/013099b.htm +- +- +- +- Dave Zero wrote in message news:B6930883.3093B%[email]...

this

on

the

this

wondering

That's the best comeback you got?

HA!

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

The Jax troll whines -

That's not *MY* comeback, you "stupid, fucking moron" ("Genius Al Franken" (on Dittoheads (Rush Limbaugh fans)), that's Chad Smith's and Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz' comeback in response to that website (amongst other things.)

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Unspoken words were understood" - Red Hots +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

I'm reading. I'm up to the part where he forced a Weird Al fan off the group... Did he really do all that stuff?

Wow...

O_O

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark

Yep! Have you read the part yet where Weird Al himself basically told him to get the fuck off of his newsgroup, that he was scaring people away, and that all of his half-assed "hidden meanings" in the song lyrics, in fact were not references to Stan?

Here's that URL again for people who missed it the first time around. Just remember - don't pre-judge "Stan", just read the information and then remember it next time yoou hear him try to weasel his way out of some argument.

http://members.aol.com/catradhtem/satan.htm
JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

I finished reading it. As I said before, "Wow..." Stan should be ashamed. I'm surprised he's still posting on NGs...

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
Dave ZeroJaxalt.tv.southpark

I'm surprised he hasn't cut his own bowels out with a sword for shame, as the samurai did.

He should have his own froup - alt.usenet.super-kooks.

dZ

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B6945A65.30C78%[email]...

to

that

not

That's genius.

The man's a fucking psycho.

Let's go have some more fun with him...

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

fingertips.

He's a pedophile too. Betcha didnt know that.

Truthy Wuthy

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/

wrote in message news:94lh21$4i4$[email]...

Garbage. Grow up.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Dave Zerofutznputzalt.tv.southpark

"Amazing", I'm honored. That's a great song!

Pedophile you say? I'm not too surprised. Any of those internet stalker loons usually has a pedophiliac streak in him. You wouldn't by any chance have documentation or references, would you?

dZ

futznputzDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

In article ,

stalker

chance

I have only hearsay that Stan makes a point of personally emailing anyone in a newsgroup who appears to be underage. Doubt he's ever gotten any. With all those personalities, some are bound to be little girls. That way, he can fuck himself as jailbait and never leave his mommy's house. God -- I wonder if she just throws his sheets away and replaces them with Brawny paper towels.

T. Ruth

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/

**** Post for FREE via your newsreader at post.usenet.com ****

StanNote: Yes I *can* post to all the other ngs at this point, but the server limits crossposted ngs to 3. It's too much of a hassle to keep breaking up the addressing and sending multiples of the same post, so I'm not posting responses to everything on groups other than AMWA. *AND* I have to protect my access to off of this server (since it's the only one I can post to that covers all the ngs), so like I mentioned before, if the 'open-minded' among *US* want to read my response to the controllers lies, you know where to read them. But some things I will respond to as it's so slanderous - +- +- +- +- anon (posting under the pseudo of futznputz) writes -

And that's all it is (and whomever you're hearing it from is lying and bearing false witness against their neighbor) - hearsay.

And in response to all the lies that you're hearing aimed at me and that you're gonna hear in the future, remember this - "Don't believe anyone" (Brave Combo).

Stan

*** Usenet.com - The #1 Usenet Newsgroup Service on The Planet! *** http://www.usenet.com

Aww, did little Stan get kicked off ANOTHER server?

"HAW-HAW!" -Nelson

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
Dr. WormMajikalt.tv.southpark

"Majik" wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, for starters, I *KNOW* it's the truth, because I saw it first-hand. Second, if you notice that address, the page was created by [email] , who was a poster on AMWA. Also, you could ask anyone who was on AMWA at the time. Best choice would probably be Weird Al's drummer, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, at [email] , I think.

Dr. Worm

Under the pseudo of 'Majik', anon spams - [MEGA-SNIP!] and spams - [MEGA-SNIP] and whines -

Grow up you moron.

[SNIP!]

That was a cover of Shocking Blue's big hit. Grow up.

and whines - [SNIP!]

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

You learned a new word! Moron! Do you know what it means?

Yes it was. I stand corrected. Bananarama remade it.

Do you know what whining is?

Majik

anon (under the pseudo of Majik) continues to whine -

See your posts.

and whine - [SNIP!]

and whine - [SNIP!]

and whine - [SNIP!]

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

You're reverting to previous illiterate behaviors.

Why do you use "anon," and what on earth is a "pseudo" besides a prefix?

Maj

Alex RasmussenMajikalt.tv.southpark

Hmm ... If pseudonym is a fictitious name, then would a pseudo-post be a fictitious post? From what I can tell, that's all he's standing on here, and that isn't much.

Alex

GhostlightMajikalt.tv.southpark

"Majik" wrote in message news:[email]...

He probably means Psuedonym.

Psuedo basically means fake, but is only really a prefix.

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MajikGhostlightalt.tv.southpark

Perhaps...

I know what pseudo means. I also know it's a prefix. I even know that the "nym" in Pseudonym means "name." But pseudo alone is not a noun. It is an adjective, and thus must be used to modify a noun.

<pseudo smile>

Maj

Anon whines -

"pseudo [USENET: truncation of 'pseudonym'] n. 1. An electronic-mail or USENET persona adopted by a human for amusement value or as a means of avoiding negative repercussions of one's net.behavior; a 'nom de USENET', often associated with forged opstings designed to conceal message origins. ... " - the "book of fables, wizards and of gnomes" (Flash and the Pan) (ie; the online jargon file)

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ +- +- +- +- First and Last (Vanda/Young (George, Malcolm and Angus' older brother) by Flash and the Pan

In the wheel of turning circles In an orbit of the moon Through a maze of moving pathways There floats a spinning spoon In spite of it's existence A test for weary heads A marker for the new man The road ahead

In the middle of the star swarm An overfill of life There be a blendered starchild (AC/DC) Balanced on a knife Lost to all the glory Inward looking eyes Extraverted heros Losing paradise

(repeat)

First and last (man) (repeat to fade)

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

You're still here!? And you're still spewing this ignorant tripe too!? In the name of all that is Tasty and Good, give it up Stanley. You haven't said anything of interest in a long time. Go home.

-Daemon Sleyr-

At least his "Prison Style" sock puppet provided some humor, even if it was pretty wack-ass humor. Him back to his whining/snipping/quoting/anon-ing self is not fresh.

dZ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68C7823.2F80F%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

guy

okay.

, a cool guy

in what universe do you live?

, and actually knows the Red

WHy do you say that? because he said he's the guy by the pool? Gee, no one EVER lies on the internet.

that

Hillary

Okay Stan.

Just like we should take yor word for who you are?

Phantom6, Phading out.

Well he sure seems to be, he knows lots of quotes 'n lyrics.

I don't know. This one? Does it have a name?

I think your being sacastic with your comment but I still think he's cool and I can't figue out why everyone is picking on this guy.

Sometimes you have to extend a little bit of basic TRUST, you know, FAITH, guy. You and your super-paranoid stuff is why people feel uncomfortable on the 'net!

Like there's this person on another NG I sometimes go to about the girl on that Dark Angel show and he says he grew up with her and talks to her and stuff. Now I could have been cynical like you and just gone "No way! Your a liar!!!!" to him but again I feel we need to show TRUST to our friends on the 'net.

I said that not Stan. You should pay attention if you're gonna comment!

Yes! See, TRUST!!!! It works for you and it works for me!

Frank

I'm not the one who sees death threats everywhere.

a

Here's an Idea, when you're talking about me just say it.

I DID go to school with her, we both lived in Del Rio Texas, I lived with my parents on the Airforce base, she and I were in the same school, we hung out at lunch.

I never said I was on the show with her. I USED to know her, people change. I barley recognised her when I saw her in the Idle hands promo, I had to hunt down my old school photos.

Bye the way, If you plan on lurking in the group, let your presence be known. I honestly don't care wether you believe me or not. I know my past.

I was paying attention. You sounded EXACTLY like Stan. And for all I know you could be another one of his posting handles. He's already admitted to haveing more than one.

It was a question, not a statement of intent.

No, Phantom6.

anon -

Who's the person who sees death threats everywhere?

with

"Believe nothing, that you're told" (Supertramp).

know

I only post under the name of Stan Rosenthal.

No, anonomous.

Stan

You are, penis-breath.

"Change not so much as the style of a letter!" (Crowley).

Okay, Significant Other. You too Purple Stain. Oh and let's all give a big wave to the SIX IDENTITIES YOUR ISP'S KICKED YOU OFF OF already, yeah, let's give him a hand, our man, Stan!!!!

You know, Poindexter, if you're going to go around using that word as broadly and lovingly as it seems you'd like, you ought to at least learn how to spell it. It's A-N-O-N-Y-M-O-U-S......got it? How many times do you reference dictionary bullshit ad you can't even spell your favorite word. if I was Weird Al I'd kick your fucking ass from here to Saturn.

No, "Annonnomuss"

Davidiot -

"Straw man" arguements.

Those are handles, not names, and even you are admitting that those handles are associated with me. Grow up you moron.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Here's a good idea: post precisely what you think a "straw man" argument is, and then I'll tell you why you're wrong.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

For some reason it appears that you are -not- using the same definition as Essence used. Do us all a favor and prove to us that these 'straw man' arguements are indeed 'easily refuteable'. You are not refuting them simply by calling them such.

-Daemon Sleyr-

Daemon Sleyr wrote in message news:[email]...

You don't speak for everyone, and on top of that, you aren't my audience (you're my evidence). Grow up.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "He says all the right things at exactly the right time, but he means nothing to you and you don't know Y" - Vertical Horizon

The fuck? You better bow down when Daemon Sleyr speaks, bitch!

Besides, you're my fucking audience. And my free entertainment. So go perform, Stan, tell me about why Slim Shady won't write you back or who you're gonna stick in your trunk next time.

dZ

Here is another good idea: read carefully, noting every word.

I wrote "post precisely what YOU THINK a straw man argument is". Not "post the definition of a straw man argument", which is what I have already done.

Either way, I'll tell you why you're wrong.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

I may be a man of straw; however, your breath still smells like a penis. Maybe several.

Then you should be smart enough to understand that "Dave Zero" is a handle, not a name, and therefore doesn't have any ID to scan in?

And why would I want to take *your* advice to grow up? So I could be some old piece of shit midlife crisis cyberstalker like your forty-six-year-old ass? Jesus Christ, if I'm still writing the stupid shit you are in my late forties, I hope someone has the common courtesy to shoot me.

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

Okay, that's just SO irrelevant it's not even worth responding to.

SO I SHALL RESPOND TO IT, AND BE EVER UNPREDICTABLE!

PH33R M3!

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

"Stupid *ELEPHANTS*, see 'em holding each other's tails, Everybody knows that there's nothing as sad as *A* clown" - Little Jack Melody +- +- +- +- Essence wrote in message news:[email]...

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

Liked The Jungle Book, didn't you?

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

anon (under the pseudo of 'Amoe The Edgecrusher') spams - [SNIP!] and spams - [SNIP!] and spams - [MEGA-SNIP!] and spams - [MEGA-SNIP!] and spams - [SNIP!] and spams - [KILO-SNIP!] and spams - [MEGA-SNIP!] and spams - [MEGA-SNIP!], claiming to be "God" - "I am, in fact, God."

Prove it. You look like a spammer (and a whiner) to me.

And says -

Please explain.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

What kind of crap questions is "You look like a spammer?" Does he work in the cubicle next to you? Does he live in the same house? How do you know HE looks like a spammer?

Majik

Dave ZeroMajikalt.tv.southpark

What does a spammer look like anyway?

dZ

p.s. bottom-posting is a goodness; top-posting is just this side of a misdemeanor.

All we see is you... Weird...

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

The Jax controller working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" whines -

Really? Ya'll have everyone other than me killfiled? Makes sense actually, I'm the only one you really want to attack, and you can't attack someone you (supposedly) have killfiled.

Your "Close, Personal Friend",

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Go(o)d for you! :-)

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

GhostlightMajikalt.tv.southpark

"Majik" wrote in message news:[email]...

Quote top reply bottom! The ultimate goal!

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EssenceGhostlightalt.tv.southpark

Sorry, Ghosty, I have to disagree. While I'm all for imbedding replys in the message -- where they belong-- if either the reply is to the entire message, or the message is hella long, it's best to reply at the TOP so as let those people like me who are too fucking lazy to scroll down avoid the exertion.

Essence

Dave ZeroEssencealt.tv.southpark

Neither way is intrinsically better; theres pros and cons to each method.

But Essence, if you're going to be crossposting your material to the meow and troll and flonk and flame groups, top-posting is considered a serious no-no. When in Rome and all that.

dZ

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B69469AB.30CC0%[email]...

And over here in AGNP, actually.

We're all so pretentious.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]
.cuEssencealt.tv.southpark

On Wed, 24 Jan 2001 22:31:57 -0800, Essence wrote:

appropriate group added.

@}`-,-- all hail Fluffy!
Kanaka J.cualt.tv.southpark

Eh c.u., seestah! How's it goin'?

Maybe you remember me from other name on that one Jim Frome group? Wow, baby we cause whole lotta chaos there!

You speak you one Romathian?

Kanaka J

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On Fri, 26 Jan 2001 13:01:11 -0800, Kanaka J wrote:

hey, sweet thang. si, parlo romathian.

@}`-,-- all hail Fluffy!
MajikGhostlightalt.tv.southpark

Except for with people like you who insist upon putting huge and pointless sigs on your messages so that when people reply, they are forced to look at them in order to delete them. I'll pass this time, thanx.

I do both, depending on the judgment call.

Maj

GhostlightMajikalt.tv.southpark

"Majik" wrote in message news:[email]...

Eh, if you think this is huge next time I'll post my 3 meg one.

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"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

Stop your pathetic bitching,

I demand to be shown this "spam".

*hurls thunderbolt at Stan*

http://www.dictionary.com/dict.pl?term="troll"

That might work.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]
Daemon SleyrMajikalt.tv.southpark

"Majik" wrote in message news:[email]...

It either never existed, or he plays the role of the village idiot rather well.

Dave ZeroMajikalt.tv.southpark

Did he have any to begin with? I must have missed it, but then again, you know us "morons"; we oughta just "grow up".

dZ

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

I was hanging it on me.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

Well neither am I sir, are you trying to threaten me now?

I don't know you sir and frankly it doesn't sound like I would want to with your rude and offensive egomaniacal posting habits.

Texas, huh? You know what i read that asshole Dave Zero say about Texas? "Nothing comes out of Texas except for steers and queers, and you don't look like no steer to me."

Thats just a joke LOL! I'm not prejudiced by homosexuals okay?

Why don't you scan a picture in and PROVE IT like Stan says?

My presence is known sir. At least here where I've got two cents worth of stuff to say. I go to that other group to look at the pictures, frankly I think the people there are disgusting preverts and I have nothing to say to them that isn't nice so I say nothing at all.

Well I'm not so you can either believe me or you can go to hell or you can call one of your illegal hacker friends to run a "trace" on me to see the truth.

Your really paranoid.

Because you have no TRUST! All the cynical scaredy-cats have got you trapped in your own prison of FEAR and INSECURITY. You've gotta open up, you know SHOW YOUR HUMAN SIDE you dweeb and then people will be nicer.

Still Frank

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68CB7FE.2FA55%[email]...

Because I'm nailing them.

a

I think you should've.

These aren't friends, they're netzis.

Stan

To the wall, bud, to the wall! Don't give up either! I hate all those troll assholes and it's high time a real man stepped up and showed 'em who's boss!

I try to be a nice guy, ya know "Give everyone the benefit of the doubt!"?

Maybe he does know the girl and I sure wouldn't wanna get caught then!

But how are we supposed to ever MAKE FRIENDS if we assume they're all "netzis" and act mean? That's like what all those trolls do and I think it sucks the way they scare people away from discussing legitimate topics.

Prison Style

troll

You're failing then. Do you realise that your replies, content regardless, is that which keeps trolls going?

Solution - don't reply to trolls.

Paul Wilkins

If it's a netiquette issue - educate. If it's personal abuse of others - educate or flame. If it's a personal "style" you can't handle - quietly killfile.

Paul Wilkins wrote in message news:[email]...

Garbage. It's the (con)troll(er)s intent to silence free speech and if you ignore the controllers, they win.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/

How do the trolls intend to silence free speech?

Paul Wilkins

If it's a netiquette issue - educate. If it's personal abuse of others - educate or flame. If it's a personal "style" you can't handle - quietly killfile.

Yes, the word "obscured" is past tense. But It's is not, and neither is ignore or win.

What are you talking about?

Dave ZeroMajikalt.tv.southpark

Have no fear, Dave Zero is here! I am a cunning linguist, able to translate idiocy into English, and at your service.

"Obscured by Clouds" is a Pink Floyd album. It has nothing to do with his Past-tense reference. The past tense he refers to is his implication that the "trolls" or (con)troll(ors) in Stanspeak have already silenced free speech - therefore, free speech being silenced by "the trolls" is "past tense"

As for where in the name of Christ he manages to pull this argument from or what evidence he has to back it up, I can't help you. I may be a skilled translator but I'm not God.

dZ

Slobber Stan (Sung to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys),

You're no friend of mine but let me drop a pearl of wisdom on you from experience.

Ignoring a troll is probably the best way to piss one off and make him lose status in the eyes of his fellow trolls. Trolls (professional ones, not amateurish yahoos) are trying to earn points with their posts and these points are determined based on how the chump replies (you're the chump in this little mock-up). Even a "me too" or a "fuck you" or a killfile will earn the troll more points than ignoring - that's worth zero.

Your "instant replay" style of re-posting is only slightly better than no reply at all. It indicates that you read it but doesn't provide additional chump-secretions to feed on and draw out into better future repartee.

If you don't believe me then post to alt.troll and ask around.

Dave Zero

Davidiot -

lose

I don't hang out with you trolls, and I couldn't care less if you trolls like me or not. Grow up.

Stan

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

*Stan-style highlighting of "straw man argument"*

Goodnight.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

anon -

Sounds to me like you're a liar.

BTW: My image is also on the front cover of 'The Ladder' by Yes. Check it out!

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Listening for his voice, he was free to himself so real" - Yes

I love Yes! Especcially their double album Yessongs! Boy, you're all buddy-buddy with lotsa big rock stars; how'd you pull that off? Do you work for a record company?

Prison Style

Dr. WormPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DCB80.2FD28%[email]...

it

work

Say, Stan, do ya still work for that delivery company? You know, how the line in "The Saga Begins" is about you...

Dr. Worm

I'm in Brittany Spears' new album cover. Look at her hair, and you'll see the shape of my head. Funky CGI editing thing. I'm also in all the Beatles' album covers. What? You don't believe me? Oh, yeah... I put a

</SARCASM>

at the bottom... Oh well, maybe next time

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

Jax wrote in message news:XUqa6.10562$[email]...

Beatles'

I don't know about that, never noticed anything like that before (but I'll admit that it took me 6 months to notice my image on the cover of the Red Hots' CaliforniCation). What I do know is, she's pointing to her hair (because of the cross in her hair on the cover of Rolling Stone, I think it was)

"Get the point?" - Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68C7823.2F80F%[email]...

My image is on the front cover of their latest studio cd! But no, I don't know them, the band knows me.

that

Not by design. We're changing that (against Davidiot's wishes).

PurPle STAiN, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "Pythona power, straight from a Monte, Celliloid loves got a John Frusciante" - Red Hots

That is so fuckin' cool! Which band members know you?

Give him a good kick in the hindquarters for me!

How are you changing the design of the internet and what does Zero's wishes have to do with it?

Prison Style

"With the birds I'll share this lonely view" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

None of them. But they know him. Honest.

Just a warning, you'll hurt your foot.

He's changing the design of his eyeballs through excessive masturbation to make the Internet look different to him. It's all a matter of perception. He doesn't have the power to change a lightbulb flickering over his head, much less the Internet.

Trust me, Prison, this is not the loser you want to obsess over. I am.

Wait. Never mind.

No the. It's just "With birds I share this lonely view". Homie. Some fan.

"First you get down on your knees, fiddle with your rosaries, bow your head with great respect and - genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!" - Tom Lehrer, The Vatican Rag

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

Why you gotta be so NEGATIVE man? It's all about TRUST and KINDNESS -your paranoia HURTS honest men's activities! Your sarcasm is not needed thank you very much sir, there's too much of that already, and you know if you're not part of the solution...well....you get the picture, huh?

It was a "figurative" kick in the hindquarters I was meant to imply sir! Threats of VIOLENCE have NO PLACE on the 'net! Can't you learn to get along?

Well sir it looks like we have some similar opoinions on this Zero person because I don't think he has power either! I'll thank you in advance to keep your "masturbation" comments to yourself cuz its not something I really want to visualize thank you very much. Save it for one of your "porn web sites" with the "hot chicks who drink come" - this is a decent newsgroup and not a place for you to peddle your obsenity.

We are not on a first name basis yet sir and with your attitude it looks like it might be quite a while before we are, so I'll thank you to refer to me as "Mr. Style" or "Mr. Jackson".

You change your mind a lot. No sense of conviction; you're a good example of why America is going to hell, because of you young people and your DISRESPECTFUL INDICISIVE crap talk.

I think we really ought to ask Stan because he knows a lot more about the Red Hots than either of us well thats my guess at least.

Are you trying to make fun of my religion now sir? You are not very funny and I'll thank you to leave the Holy Mother Church out of your news-group arguments in the fguture.

Foolio Kookwad "Prizon Stylz" Jakkzon wrote:

Part of the solution, eh? Here's my solution: Homeboy The Wonder Hamster "Stan" over there scans in all of these CD covers he's talking about, along with his driver's lisence, so we can compare these images of him with his state ID pic. Show me, Stanley, and I'll consider giving you the gift of my belief.

And you, F.K. Jackson, who starts his post with "Why you gotta be so NEGATIVE man?" and not a page later says "You're a good idea of why America is going to hell", should probably pull your tounge out of your appendix and do a through examination of your own negative tendencies. At least mine are confined to solitary and occasionally paired sets of idiots, rather than damning an entire country.

Shut up before I drive down to SoCal and Dave Zero and I pummel your ass mercilessly with flayed bamboo canes until your blood stains our carpet and we sue you for the value of the carpet, not to mention the cost of the time we spent beating you.

I get along just fine. Just not with Significant Other. My ability to get along with you is being determined as I write, but it ain't looking good.

If at first you don't succeed, don't come pestering me to figure out what the hell my posts mean.

  • Cuz is spelled c-a-u-s-e.
  • Come is spelled c-u-m.
  • Obsenity is spelled o-b-s-c-e-n-i-t-y.

For someone who seems to be an upstanding pillar of Moral Minorityhood, and strives to sound moderately intelligent, you hardly spell any better than the idiot you have taken up residence alongside.

As for the filth, I agree, it was a bit over the top. God forbid we hit a Pokemon newsgroup with filth. I'm sure none of the others minded, however. Southpark couldn't care less. Wierd Al has a song called "The Vagina Song", so they can't be totally unfamiliar with biological references. Britney just has masturbation written all over her. I don't know what the hell flonking is, but if it's anything like what it sounds, apparently vampires do it, too. Alt.stolen.property is my homeland, and they respect me with or without "The White Stuff". And alt.usenet.kooks certainly can't complain about one more bit of jacking off. So I suppose, for the sake of the Pokemon, I'll curb my evil ways. (But someone explain to me just what the hell Gyarados did a long time ago that prevents him from ever closing his mouth?)

You can thank my all you want, F.(uc)K.(my)Jackson, but I'll call you whatever I damn well please. Oops, there I go with the evil again. Damn.

I've mentioned I'm married. I'll mention now that I've been with this particular woman for more than 7 years, and that I've had a job with the State of Washington for at least that long. Knowing that my age is a multiple of the next prime number after 7 and is not an odd number, tell me how old that makes me. Then decide how young I am. You don't earn the title of Magus in high school, bub.

ROTFL! It's a SONG, F.(rea)K.(ing) J.(oke). How the hell am I supposed to know you're an idolat--err, Catholic?

"Step in line in that processional, Step into that small confessional. There the guy who's got religonal tell you if your sin's orginal." - Tom Lehere, The Vatican Rag

Essence, Magus Heterodox

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Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

OH! I'm glad to see your starting right off with a POSITIVE ATTITUDE! Some people they never learn.

Well thats not for me to do anything about but it seems like your a little obsessed.

I'll thank you to keep the parts of my BODY out of your filthy insulting responses are we clear on that?

You should get some more of those "smart pills" you freaky hippy college students take cuz your missing the boat trying to understand what I'm saying.

I love AMERICA its the best country in the WORLD you communist sympathizer but I'm DISGUSTED with the way you and your genration is taking it for granted and corrupting it with your SLOTH and your FOUL MOUTHS not to mention your PERVERTSIONS. So I'm not damning anything about our nation, thats one nation under GOD in case you forgot!

I don't live in "SoCAl" or any part of "CAL" thats for fruits and nuts. You might think I'm gonna tell you where I do live but NO SIR I"M NOT THAT DUMB. And before you go thinking it, well I'm not afraid of you and your friend beating me up but you do sound like the type that might send me a "virus" or a "trojan" to mess up my computer system so I won't be giving you my address if thats okay with you sir.

Maybe it would look better if you tried acting like a DECENT HUMAN BEING instead of a human garbage dump!

And just what is that supposed to mean sir?

Well you can sure understand that since I don't have much truck with your "obscenity" world and all the "cum" and things that go on there, I might not be "up-to-date" on the latest slang and "hip talk". And furthermore I don't want or need n education in how to spell your pornography so keep your lessons for all the unsuspecting KIDS you try to pick up on the 'net!

I am no pillar and I'm sure no MINORITY you race-mixing traitor. I am an HTGWM (thats HONEST TO GOODNESS WHITE MAN in case you didn't know) and its really none of your business sir how I stand or how intelligent YOU think I am. Maybe my "spell checker" program is BUSTED, did you ever think of THAT huh? Just because I don't allways spell things right doesn't make me an idiot or anything else you call me.

South Park is a FILTHY SUBVERSIVE tv show and no child of mine would ever be allowed to watch it or he might grow up to be a hippy scumbag like you're turning into. Don't you want to make a change and live your life better while there's STILL TIME?!!!

Well Smarty pants i guess that shows how much you know because theres a big difference between scientific names for parts of the human body and the kind of filth and junk you like to use. The Good Lord created us in His image and no part of our body is something to be ashamed of.

This is the result we see now of someone whose mind has been corrupted by too much pronagraphy. When I see Britney I see a smart young girl who loves her family and God, works hard and doesn't do any of that sex stuff at an obscene age. When you see her you think about MASTURBATION. Maybe theres a clue for you there sir!

"Stolen Property" huh? Well I'm not surprised your "homeland" is a bunch of thieves and criminals.

Did you ever think that if you tried turning your mind and your attention to something more positive like GOD and COUNTRY you might not have MASTURBATION on the mind so much? A little straightening out would do you good sir.

Your vile suiggestive tongue knows no limit does it? Even childrens toys become the subject of YOUR FASCINATION WITH SEX, MOSTLY SEX WITH ANIMALS!!!

Damned is exactly what you wil be if you keep this kind of behavior up! God is forgiving butyour digging an awfully big hole for yourself!

Well that explains it all doesn't it?!! Washington. Nothing but freaks and fairies up there! You people should come in out of the rain and follow a real role model like BILL GATES now theres a man who didn't let the "temptations" of Washington's loose women distract him from the pursuit of HIS DREAMS. So its not some huge surprise he's got fifty billion dollars and your working for the same state that softened your thinking, took away your mahood and your honor, and molded you into the fine upstanding pornagraphic talking scumbag you are today.

And I apologize to you sir for letting my temper get the best of me her but boy you really chap my hide!!!

You college kids and your freaky abstract math theory don't fool me! Your young enough to still pull yourself together, but BY GOD your old enough that you ORT TO KNOW BETTER!!!

You don't earn that itle in any branchh of the military that I'm familiar with. Sounds like one of them queer secret lodge things to me but I wouldn't know because I try to keep MY NOSE CLEAN!

Sin is found in songs as well you know. Ask Stan, I'll bet he'd agree with me!

And if you want to disrespect my religion and call me an idolat then I'm not sure I want to be talking to you any more. You must take that "acid" stuff, huh? Well youve overdosed one too many times I think. You don't need drugs to make it in this world, boy, just DECENCY and a little self respect.

Well that sound like another one of those sin songs so I just wont touch it. Maybe you ort to leave the song quotes to Stan cuz at least he doesn't try to hurt anybody with what he says.

Frank Jackson

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DF5B1.2FDE0%[email]...

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.koo

KINDNESS -your

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That was chosen in a time when people believed that if your crops wouldn't grow your neighbor was a witch.

God is fake, it's something for the feeble minded to place their faith in.

sir!

along?

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Well theres still witches out there sir so don't think the problems gone away! From what I hear the whole 'net is filled with witches and devil worshipers and pagans and the worst kind of trash you'll ever come across and I just thank God none a them come around here.

I refuse to dignify this with a response. But you will burn!

FKJ

JaxPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

BURRRRN, MAXIMALS, WITH THE FIRE OF INFERNO! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Beast Wars line)

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

Hey -- he makes the claim, we deny it. Guess whose responsibility it is to back up the claim? Sure ain't ours.

I understand what you're saying, young man. But what you're saying is, to be blunt, hypocritical, morally questionable, and generally untrue.

There, I said it in your language. You happy, junior? Sphinctercollar.

Sorry, son, I'm hardly communist. This country was founded on principles that your moral-minority -- and yes, child, you ARE part of a minority -- views can't possibly wrap their hands around, not the least of which was that the People can uprise and overthrow the government if they agree to do so, EVEN IF they decide they want to become communist. Now, I don't particularly like that idea, but hey, if the people of this fine nation agree, who are we to argue?

And if you're disgusted with MY generation, junior, you'd best take your froth and spittle and direct them at your parents. They're the "SLOTH and FOUL MOUTHS" you're so keyed up about.

You couldn't use a Trojan if the Malthusian Catastrophe depended on it.

It means you misread me in a very major fashion, and you're long past any chance of understanding what I wrote.

ROTFL! You really are coming close to Stan in stupidity-level, Frank K. Furter. Keep it up, and you might earn a place in the Project Mayhem Book of the Eternal and Essential Ridicule. (You know, the BEER.)

Just because your spellchecker is BUSTED and you can't be bothered to * get it fixed * get a dictionary * apply basic laws of phonetics and etymology ...yeah, I think it does.

Do you say this out loud in your church? Try it sometime. Tell them that they shouldn't be ashamed of their penises and vaginas. See how many agree.

Ever listen to her songs, junior? She might hide her *doing* it, but she sure *sings* like she's a bit more knowledgable than you make her out to be.

ROTFL! That's like claiming alt.magick is a bunch of wizards and druids. Sometimes a name is a name, junior. As you grow up, you'll learn that.

If you find my tounge "suiggestive", you perhaps ought to talk to your priest about your sinful homosexual streak. I'm sure he can give you some suitable punishment that will convince you you have been saved, and allow you to go on letting your homosexual desires slip out subconsiously into your posts (and no doubt your daily speech) without fear of burning forever in the pit of eternal damnation.

And Pokemon hardly qualify as animals. Particularly not Jynx.

NEW YORK CITY!?!

I ort, eh? C'mon boy, even I have a hard time believing that you can misspell "ought" as "ort". That's quite a stretch. And you didn't do the math. Are you innumerate?

Do you know, perhaps, what I mean by "idolat-err..."? Not a terribly studious Catholic, are you? Any Catholic worth his salt would at least know the Ten Commandments. Junior.

If I wanted to hurt someone with my quotes, boyo, I would quote something a bit more personally offensive. Tom Leherer is a comedian, and a good one, and the song you are insulting has absolutely nothing against your, or anyone else's religion. Try this one on:

"Hey feller, I'll bet your still livin' in your parent's cellar, downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Geller, and hosting E-2 like some braindead AOLer -- I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller. You're just about as useless as .jpgs to Hellen Keller." - Wierd Al Yankovic, It's All About the Pentiums (Baby)

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Daemon SleyrEssencealt.tv.southpark

"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

little

sympathizer

address

Minorityhood,

better

BEER good, whine coolers bad.

Unless you deleted some essential .dll files, your spell check can -not- be broken. By essential, i of course, mean ones required for the proper running of the program you are using to view this news group. All other points still stand.

Ever been smacked by a priest? If not, then i do not suggest do this.

an

of

ANIMALS!!!

but

Dialect analysis program still compiling, gimme a few more pages of text.

Your

Can i tell this guy what he is too stupid to add up? Please?

not

try

-Daemon Sleyr-

Almost makes me want to start such a document. :)

"This ain't Pace picante sauce!"

Oh, he knows. He's just feigning stupidity because to admit that he can count would make him superior to most of the congregation of his church, which is a sin don't'cha know.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

I will thank you sir to start it somewhere else - no one around here want to read your ALCOHOLIC propaganda.

I'll thank you sir to leave my Church out of your filthy mouth.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F27B3.2FE93%[email]...

to

her

text.

22

EssenceDaemon Sleyralt.tv.southpark

Or 44.

Not 66, cause that's past retirement age for the State of Washington.

Take your pick. Either way I'm younger than Sta--err, FKJ claims to be.

Methinks you're good with numbers, Sleyr. But the problem was more than just that. Honestly, how many 22 year olds have lovers of 7 years?

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Oh -- and you're right. ;-p

The Essence "controller" working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" whines and lies -

I'm not FKJ, as you well know.

Stan Rosenthal - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I, could never be Neil Armstrong, I'd be the last man on the Moon" - SR-71 +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

EssenceMajikalt.tv.southpark

Thus, the question, my Goddess. I am simply pointing out the nature of the situation to your Name-Giver and my fellow worshiper, Daemon Sleyr. Obviously either I am older than his claim of 22, or I have engaged in an illegal sexual act, or somewhere, someone is using an alternate defintion of a term, and it is causing confusion. Being my Goddess, you know full well I have not engaged in such an act, and hopefully, everyone is being straightforward and consensual in their defining of words. Thus...

Essence, Magus Heterodox

MajikEssencealt.tv.southpark

Actually, there is another possibility...

If your lover was older than you...

Majik

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark
  • the 'Essence' netcop whines:

Joke's over. You can call me Stan.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

The Prison Style controller working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy steals my identity (and style (in other posts)), just sent in about 15 Theft of Identity/Impersonation complaints against Foolio to Earthlink abuse, as a matter of fact. But my response - +- +- +- +- wrote in message news:B691D0E0.30832%[email]...

But the jokes on you! See next response - +- +- +- +- Posting from Mindspring, Prison Style lies -

You "stupid, fucking moron" ("Genius Al Franken" (on Dittoheads)), Everyone knows that I've been kicked off of Earthlink/Mindspring.

The real Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Where'd you come from, punk? Go get liquored up somewhere else cuz this threads already got all the smart-asses it needs.

I don't know your DLL files from the dill weed I grow out back. I oughta call up that Chinese boy and have him come and take a look at it.

Whatever God-forsaken place you come from, maybe thhats how the priests behave, but not around here, boy.

Anyone ever tell you ya talk like a damned machine?

No.

Frank Jackson

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

Like I was TRYING to TELL you, it's between you and him.

You're kind in your assumption (tho' I suspect its not kindness at all) but I'll spare you the trouble. I'm forty-eight years young and you might as well get that down.

My language is the same asyours sir, a dialect of English as spoken in these United States.

Boy, you've got an AWFUL big mouth on ya, dontcha? Who the heck are you to come around here PEDDLING this distortion of everything decent? Over throw the government! Its KIDS like you taking advantage of the freedom I fought for who ought to thank God they have that freedom to speak like that. You know what that 'd get you in Russia? In a GULAG in SIBERIA. that's where.

My father was a veteran of World War II sir and I'd hardly call that SLOTH. Again you crack jokes at the expense of people who made this country what it is today.

And I wouldn't want to, you crazy people with your trojans and backdoor viruses and stuff. I have no neeed for any of that.

Your a cocky little brat sneering at everyone with your big words and high IQ. Whay don't you just explain it smarty!

I don't know anybody by that name, either here or anywhere else.

No I DON"T know. And it doesn't sound like I'd want to. Think it's cool to get all "boozed up"? Makes you a man to have a beer in your hand? Well I got news for ya hotshot, it doesn't.

Well then that just proves what I've been saying about you being an angry, cocky, misspent youth.

In my church I show respect; I won't play your internet games of shouting about private parts in the middle of church. You go shout them in some churh if it's such a keen idea!

Would you rather have your daughter singing like that or actually doing it, smartass?

I just haven't seen anything out of you yet that makes me consider you other than a common criminal; a rabble-rouser of the worst kind.

You spit out blasphemies and double-talk; I turn a deaf ear.

They sure look like animals to me.

That's right. Us Texans don't like that New York City crap.

I say "ort" like I say "cuz" for because and "prolly" for "probably". Why pay it any mind? First the way I spell and now the way I abbreviate. You think youre some kinda smart college kid but you ain't got no guts. Your hollow inside and so are these arguments of yours.

What the gosh damn name of Christ is "innumerate"?

A true Catholic serves his Lord and not his spelling books. Maybe I miss a word or spell it wrong but that doesn't mean I don't know the Ten Commandments!

Then if he's such a good guy he ought to joke about something besides God. Lot of people think it's "funny" to make fun of the Church these days.

Sounds like some of that rap stuff to me. We used to have a name for that kinda music but I'm too civilized to say it here.

Frank Jackson

Dr. WormPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E3256.2FDFF%[email]...

<SNIP>

it,

Whereas, Britney Spears is, of course doing both.

<SNIP>

That means you can't "read" numbers, troll.

Dr. Worm

And yer her brother so you know this?

Sir while you may find it humorous to give yourself ANIMAL names like WORM I for one do not appreciate being called TROLL so I will kindly thank you to come back with a better attitude and without your animal name games.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F2BF8.2FE9C%[email]...

Yep. She's into incest too.

I

See, I can't belive anyone is this stupid, so I have to believe that he's a troll, feining ignorance.

Dr. Worm

Really "DOCTOR" ?!?!?!

Is that your MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS?!?!?!

is that your FINAL ANSWER?!?!?!?!

You make me BARF !!!!!!

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F81E3.3009F%[email]...

doing

WORM

to

he's a

You're a lazy-eyed psycho. You call yourself "Prison Style" even though you are a) not a prison 2) have no style. Under that logic, I can call myself Dr. Worm if I wish to. Oh, and you should see a real doctor about that "barfing" problem.

Dr. Worm

You can call yourself Mary Mother of GOD if you please yourself to. It sure don't make you Mary Mother of God.

I worked for fifteen years as a Correctional Officer many of which were spent at a State Prison sir so I do believe I explained my "handle" already. Sorry if you werent paying attention.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F8D4F.300C3%[email]...

you

you

myself

sure

already.

I do remember. I don't see why you claim that you can put whatever handle you want, yet you mock mine. Ever hear of a double standard?

Dr. Worm

(followup to alt.music.weird-al) Dr. Worm/Ms. Bojangles continues to whine - [MEGA-SNIP!]

and whine - [MEGA-SNIP!]

and whine - [GIGA-SNIP!]

and whine - [SNIP-USELESS-SPAM]

Prison Style can believe in whatever religion he/she wants to, as far as I'm concerned.

The 'Optional Identity ' controller/fake hippie whines - [MEGA-SNIP!]

and whines - [KILO-SNIP!]

and whines - [SNIP!]

and whines - [KILO-SNIP!]

Prove it.

The Phantom6 controller continues to whine - [MEGA(from Frank)-SNIP]

knock

As you're well aware, I don't believe in the bible and as you're also well aware, I'm not Prison Style. Grow up you moronic controller.

and whine - [MEGA-SNIP!]

and whine - [GIGA-SNIP!]

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68F8850.300A5%[email]...

It

not

His political ideas (the net-trolling) comes from the "vast right-wing conspiracy" (Senator Clinton).

Ms. Bojangles continues to whine - [MEGA-SNIP!]

and whine - [MEGA-SNIP!]

and whine - [MEGA-SNIP!]

Prison Style ("What kind of style is that?" (Citizen King)) continues to whine - [GIGA-SNIP!]

Jax continues to whine - [GIGA-SNIP!]

JaxPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

he's a

Read what Dr. Worm said. Read what Prison Style said. Prison, you're just showing us what Worm said is true.

F (uc) K (ing) J (oker)

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

You wanna know who made this country what it is today? Not any solder, not any politician, not any artist. It's the capitalists -- the company owners, the political lobbyists that they own, the wars that they buy to protect their profits. They, and no one else, is responsible for the state this country is in.

Ok, here "it" is. You ready: You...are...a...sock...puppet.

I *know* this, and I am in a better position to say this than anyone else here. Because I am smarter than you, Stan, and I can use a computer. Take this old man routine and shove it. I know your game, Mister Rosenthal. You can't fool an old man who has his entire day to spend in front of his computer, correlating information that you don't even know how to *see*, much less interpret.

Eh?

Essence, Magus Heterodox, non-Canadian.

Dr. WormEssencealt.tv.southpark

"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

your

SLOTH.

what it

high

I disagree. Frank Jackson is on Mindspring, and is using Outlook Express for Macintosh, whilst Stan is on Airnews, and uses OE for Windows. Doesn't prove it totally, but why would someone go to that much trouble?

Dr. Worm

Prison StyleMajikalt.tv.southpark
  • 'Majik' AKA the 'Ms. Bojangles' troll continues to whine:

For your information I own three computers, a Windows, a Mac, and a Linux. Keeps all of you (con)troll(ing) Right-Wing Conspiracy members guessing.

My "Prison Style" alias had you guessing for days....little elephants.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B691D1E7.30833%[email]...

in

know

Express for

prove

Windows is an operating system, Not a computer.

, a Mac, and a Linux.

Not me fool.

On Mon, 22 Jan 2001 12:02:49 -0800, Prison Style lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

Sure it has. And using three standard operating systems will make you immune to our backdoors. Not.

The VRWC is already in your machines, lyricsboy. We have even backdoored BeOS.

Heh.

Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016 Emmett and CENKOC mirrors available

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E3256.2FDFF%[email]...

<snip>

I'd like to thank both Essence and Prison Style for making this thread such a joy to read. I present you, Essence, with "Amoe's Usenet Performance Art Trophy", and you, Prison Style, with "Amoe's Right-Wing Fascist Trophy".

Good night.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

This must be some kinda MODERN ART your talking about cuz I sure cant see any ARTISTIC VALUE in a bunch a swearing and cussin'.

And sir you can call me RIGHT WING because RIGHT is what I am and WRONG is you on the other hand, but I'll thank you kindly not to call me no FASCIST; my father went to Italy to FIGHT the fascists in good old double-you double-you eye-eye so watch who your SPREADING LIES about.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F324A.2FEA3%[email]...

such

Art

Right, so modern art has no artistic value?

FASCIST;

And now you're blaspheming upon his memory by holding the same base views as the very people he fought.

And you talk of honour.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]
Dr. WormEssencealt.tv.southpark

"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]... <SNIP>

I'm sorry, but misquoted song lyrics bug me. In this case, it's "posting 'Me, too' like some braindead AOLer."

Oh, and weird is spelled -- weird.

Dr. Worm

Dr. WormPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DF5B1.2FDE0%[email]...

<SNIP>

What are you, like 80? You sound that old, with all your "sin" and "perversion" and "this country's going to hell" and so on...

Dr. Worm

I'm forty-eight years young as I already STATED if youd a taken the time to READ.

You got some kinda AGE BIAS here? Don't sound like no "doctor' to me.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F29B2.2FE98%[email]...

to

That's a double negative son. No wonder you went into the army. You were to stupid to graduate High School.

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DF5B1.2FDE0%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

.koo

What an insult! My flesh sears.

sir!

along?

You

DUMB.

or

address

What are these "TROJANS" and "VIRII" you speak of?

be

Haha, I *really* need to archive this thread.

big

kind

and

I bet I could offend you using scientific names for parts of the body.

loves

Yes.

A clue that you're incredibly naive, over-influenced by the press and repressed.

stuff,

What is this "ACID" you speak of?

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

Well sir if you knew what those RED BOYS have done to our country and the youth of today you might understand a little better, you hear?

A "trojan" and a "virus" is a kind of "secret program" that those fancy computer HACKERS send you disguised in an E-mail. They get inside your computer and mess it all up.

Archive sir what archive? Are you some kind a HISTORY PROFESSO now?

Well sir I don't doubt you could since SICKNESS and FILTH come so naturally to you boys. I myself choose to LOVE and RESPECT my body and not turn it into some kinda JOKE for PERVERSIONS like you.

If a filthy-mouthed pinko queer like you says I am REPRESSED then thats fine by me sir, I'll take REPRESSED.

Surprised you don't know hippy-boy, ACID is one of them kinds of dope people smoke, some REAL strong stuff. Makes ya think you can fly and makes you see things tha aren't really there. Most people who SMOKE it end up in a PSYCHOO WARD somewhere and requirin' care and medication for the rest of they're lives. Listen to me boy, and listen good, DON"T DO IT!!!!!

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F3190.2FEA2%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

t

Oh yeah. The Communists have done everything bad. Ever hear of the Red Scare? A modern-day witch hunt? The only Communists still around are in Cuba, moron. But I suppose you think we should still bomb Russia, eh?

Dr. Worm

Dave ZeroDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

Dr. Worm,

As you may have noticed in your observations of late, I am staying far away from this redneck fuck Frank and endeavoring not to get drawn into this little battle. He obviously doesn't know a damn thing about history or politics, that's a given, but I just wanted to remind you that China is still a Communist country so don't give him any ammo to come back at you with.

Dumb hick probably has his head so far us his own ass he won't even notice, but still...

Dave Zero

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"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B68F4E5D.30078%[email]...

the

away

Dave Zero,

Point noted.

Dr. Worm

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"Kristopher K. Barrett" wrote in message news:94g2n2$hs8$[email]...

and

Red

in

you

And Castro's the only thing keeping Cuba the way it is.

Dr. Worm

EssenceDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

Mighy Khan of All Khans, Ruler of the Sun, Moon, and Stars, Owner of All of the Dark Matter in the Universe, Before Whom Queens, Goddesses, Magi, and All Manner of Mortal Creature Tremble In Fear of Your Next Command, I most humbly ask you to consider: do not the dwellers in the country called China in fact consider themselves Maoists, and not Communists?

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Well Dave Zero you must know a lot about it if thats where you come from! It sure seems like thats where all your political ideas come from if there not from RUSSIA.

In case no one else mentioned it CALLING NAMES is NOT THE SOLUTION!!!!

FKJ

"Dr. Worm" wrote in message news:d1oa6.1589$[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

13:00:34 -0800

the

*ahem*

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F3190.2FEA2%[email]...

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t

sir!

ass

carpet and

time

You

DUMB.

friend

"virus" or

address

hit a

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while

big

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image and

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her

obscene

for

fine

sure I

huh?

to make

people

see

PSYCHOO

'Acid' also know as LSD (lysergic acid) is ingested, not smoked. DMT is smoked, but that is an entirely different story. If gross mis-information is your style, then please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

-Daemon Sleyr-

This is how you use your FREE SPEECH huh? This is howyou TRAMPLE your GIFT of liberty? Printing drug info for kids to read? You ort to be ashamed of yourself! What do you think your doing? GLORIFYING DRUG USE and making kids want to take that stuff? Someone ought to teach you RESPONSIBILITY before you coorrupt any more children.

FKJ

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Sat, 20 Jan 2001 18:29:05 -0800, the Troll Prison Style Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

Go back to prison you worthless fuck, what's wrong with drugs anyway? You fucking religious idiots don't know shit about anything. The whole point about FREE SPEECH is you can say whatever the fuck you like, even if it annoys the excessively fucked up, like you.

Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs.. Wonderful drugs...Lovely drugs.. etc.

So kiddies, if you are thinking of experimenting with illegal substances, go for it. You might learn some shit about yourselves. Don't listen to the ex-screw who wants your soul. Acid never hurt anyone who wasn't already a latent psychotic.

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F8970.300A6%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

e t

the

sir!

get

ass

carpet

of the

nuts. You

THAT

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the

His

naturally

it into

corrupted by

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at an

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fine

sure

stuff, huh?

to

people

see

PSYCHOO

they're

be

kids

So if I say "KILLING" that's going to make kids everywhere steal their father's shotgun and shoot up the nearest petrol station.

*runs outside*

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F3190.2FEA2%[email]...

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They've done nothing except show how retarded YOUR country is.

sir!

ass

carpet and

time

You

DUMB.

friend

"virus" or

address

Cuh. What naughty boys.

hit a

however.

ever be

you're

while

I AM IN FACT A HISTORY PROFESSO.

*defines "professo"*

big

kind

image and

naturally

So if *you* read everything on http://www.the-clitoris.com you would be offended by none of it?

by too

her

obscene

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fine

Really, none of that is remotely insulting.

sure I

huh?

to make

people

see

PSYCHOO

Just say no.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]
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"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

<SNIP>

I agree with nearly everything you say, but I've got to tell you, you've got this wrong. Napster (and other mp3 download things) might say that Weird Al has a song called "The Vagina Song", but "The Vagina Song" is not by Weird Al, as any true Al fan could tell you.

Dr. Worm

EssenceDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

Listen to "Polka My Eyes Out" and then to "The Vagina Song" right next to each other. The voices are the same. I can understand Wierd Al not wanting to claim credit for it, but I honestly think is him.

Essence

"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

Um, no. That's wrong.

Heh. We get worse than this.

Hey, man, me and AGNP like your evil ways. Bring them back.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

The Essence "loser" (according to Essence. Actually, Essence is also a "luser") -

I have it as "With the birds I'll share this lonely view".

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/

And so do I so Essence my friend though your no friend of mine I say you lose this time too!

Betcha if we asked him some lyrics on dope and communism he'd get em right.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F2870.2FE95%[email]...

right.

"NatWest, NatWest, Barclays, Midlands, Lloyds, black horse apocalypse, death sanitised through credit" -- Manic Street Preachers.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DCAB8.2FD27%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

Red

don't

None, Stan's a lying bitch.

Shut the fuck up. He's talking about internet censorship you little pissant.

Oh, Stan. How'd that whole "Death threat" thing work out anyway?

wishes

He's not, The whiny little bitch is just trying to sound cool and cryptic.

Phantom6, Phading out. "You know I can't help cryin' cause I know this broccolli's dead." Reel Big Fish.

That's UNCALLED FOR you jerk!!!!

Do you KNOW he's lying?

You have a foul mouth sir and it's about time someone washed it out with soap. You can spare us the f-word thank you and I'll continue to speak my peace as I please.

Do you guys think this is some kindof game picking on Stan about this? From what I heard Dave Zero made it very clear that he intended to drive across a state line and murder Stan. Well sir I don't know about you but you ort to take this kinda thing a little more serious if it ever happened to you!!!! We all deserve to be able to say as we please on the 'net without threats of VIOLENCE. Please this is a civilized forum and sometimes we have to enforce our rights to not worry about our PERSONAL SAFETY!!!!!!

Well I don't like Dave Zero either sir but calling names never solved anything now did it?

Prison Style

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DE015.2FDB9%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

Yes. Everythingon that album is credited. Stans name isn't anywhere on it.

learn

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Freedom of speech bitch!

From

a

of

enforce

Then you're a weakling. If live in constant fear you are a waste.

Anyone who would try to kill me would meet an unfortunate fate.

cryptic.

I was talking about your ass pirate friend Stan. If you two would quite sucking eachothers icks you'd have heard me properly.

Big

Keep it coming... This is fun.

Phantom6, Phading out.

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"Phantom6" wrote in message news:qI1a6.411$[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

the

it.

my

across

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threats

Are you happy? I censored that one for you.

Reel

anon continues to whine (under the pseudo of Phantom6) -

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

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<Snip>

You know, Stan, now I'm really getting annoyed. This whole conversation was amusing, but I had to scroll through all 6KB to find out you had nothing to say.

Arrrgh!

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
Oh yeah???! Oh yeah???!!!

It's called a FAKE NAME you accuser! Maybe he didn't want all the publicity, ever think a that?

And since your mom and pop probably didn't name you "Phantom6" I really don't think you have one leg to stand on sir.

Well thats sure refreshing! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Any jerk can write the f-word a million times you know, it isn't exactly high art or indickative of a intelligent mind.

Nuts to your freedom of speech too, do you REALLY THINK that's the sort of usage the FOUNDING FATHERS were trying to protect? Well I don't so there.

Shouting about movie theaters in a crowded firehouse is not protected under your FIRST AMENDMENT rights. I suggest you go back and read the U.S. CONSTITUTION AGAIN, besides helping you get a better gradein your high school civics you might also learn some nicer words to use!

Its a dangerous world we live in today have you checked the STATISTICS lately???!!?!?

And the 'net is the worst collection of filth and rudeness and God only knows what else so you should be EXTRA CAREFUL when your logged on.

FEAR is not something you should be ashamed for it's God's way of keeping you alert for DANGER APPROACHING. Just like PAIN its a warning system so you better not tell me how to live you foul-mouthed jerk.

See first you cuss like a sailor and then you start making threats! Its a DOWNWARD SPIRAL your on, can't you see this? Well I can and I reach out a hand to you and say brother it doesn't have to be like that but your gonna have to start trying to be NICE!!!!!

I don't even know Stan I just met him on the 'net a couple days ago.

But I don't think you should call him a pirate without CHECKING YOUR FACTS!!! Does he sail ships? NO. Does he say "Ahoy Matey" NO so I'd say your pirate guess is WRONG SIR!

I won't even lower myself to addressing your alligations of homosexualism either. Maybe in YOUR WORLD thats how people talk to each other but not in mine you hear?

FUN? Your idea of fun I guess we can all suppose must be to call names and cuss and talk about homosexuals and frankly I'm appalled sir. I find nothing at all about this fun and I'll have you know that the only reason I talk to you is to DEFEND MY HONOR which YOU wouldn't know anything about because you HAVE no HONOR SIR.

Frank "Prison Style" Jackson

Prison Style wrote:

Oh, dear, Fooli -- err, Mister Jackson, you have really outdone yourself this time.

First off, what kind of boner writes a line like this? You sound like some pissant little Calvin who just had a big joke pulled on him by Hobbes.

Oh, dear Goddess, no, not an ACCUSER! I hope I never get accused of being an ACCUSER! Hippo crate.

Didn't we just go through this with Significant Other? Are you sure he doesn't have his hand up your ass? Check just to make sure. Sock boy.

Thank you, Freud. In-dick-ative indeed. What's your dick in? Not a tive, I hope. I wouldn't want my dick in a tive.

Thing is, it starts with fuck, and then idolat--err, Catholics like you make Hell a non-protected word, then Cunt, then Dick, then Sex, then Foreplay, then Kiss, and suddenly a famous band can't use their name in public anymore. Don't tell me it wouldn't happen with people like your religious leaders in control -- history has taught otherwise.

Don't you mean shouting about fire in a crowded movie theatre? Dimwatt.

97.6% of the world doesn't give a shit about statistics.

No, that's my friend Ditler's bedroom. The net comes close, but Ditler wins by at least a cigar.

Know Fear, eh? I always thought it was God you idolat--err, Catholics were supposed to fear. Does that mean, perhaps, that GOD IS DANGEROUS?

(Hey, here's a meme for ya: Know Free Lunches. Whaddya think, Mayhem?)

When he created you to do his arguing for him, yes. Notice how he's shut up now that you've taken over? Don't think we're that stupid, Fooli--err, Mister Jackof--err, son. We know the ways of the sock puppet.

And how do you know all of this when you just met him, dillhole? You LIE!

What the hell does "Prison Style" mean? If you've ever been in prison, you certainly aren't any cooler for the time spent there.

Essence, Magus Heterodox.

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

No kind of "boner" sir, for I am not one of those.

Who are these two people? Russians? Homosexuals?

God is a MAN not a woman you blasphemous scum! And I'm not a hippo either you jerk!

Sir there is nothing up my tail end whatsoever except for maybe a scrap of lint from my Jockey shorts and probably not even that because I keep them CLEAN. You might have to look that word "CLEAN" up in your dictionary, you big student, because it's obvious you don't practice clean living!

Freud? Another Russian? Have you ever thought about getting inspiration from a decent American instead of all these foreigner types you bring up?

You will find my "dick" in the same pair of Jockey shorts as we discussed earlier and frankly sir I would just assume keep that topic off limits to you.

Well at least back then we didn't have subversives like you free to go around spreading your Satanism and Communism. Back then we knew how to deal with people who refused to accept the Lord into their heart!

I meant exactly what I said; why do you have trouble reading? Are you dislexic as well as rude? Why don't you go READ YOUR HISTORY before you go calling me names?

Think your a smart guy? Then whyd'ya use a STATISTIC to try to prove your point. Boy you walked right into that one just like a swinging door! See, your not as clever as you think youngster!

I know in my heart that you never met the man Hitler so your false claims to celebrity buddies fall on deaf ears here.

You better believe God is dangerous - to the sinner, to the proud man who doth not humble himself before the Lord in meek worship! Ever hear about the FLOOD where Noah drowned everyone on the Earth in forty days and forty nights because they were all the kind of sickies that you are? Read your Bible if you haven't burned it yet!

("The only free lunch around here is a knuckle sandwich")

Sir i was created by the good Lord and not by anyone else. Mr. Stanly Rosenthal is well capable of arguing with you himself and if you don't mind me saying so he's doing a fine job pointing out all the fallacies in your so called "arguments"

See son it all comes back to education. They stop teaching you the Good Book and replace it with your high-falutin' "logic" which was created by the Greeks who were all homosexuals as we know. Now i love the sinner even though I hate the sin so I'll not heap abuse further, but you see my point I'm sure. get an education, a real one.

Or maybe our jobs just have us working different hours and he's out there trying to put food on the table as we speak!

Sock puppet? What is that, more Russian?

And I'm not your son either.

Because I have FAITH sir, and I have TRUST. That's all Ineed, that an the Good Lord to watch over me.

There's nothing cool about prison boy, learn that now from my words before you have to find out for yourself!

I worked fourteen years as a County Correctional Officer before being transferred to a State prison facility. My supervising officer kept trying to tell me how we did things differently at his institution. "Prison style, not jail style, not country club style" he'd always say. So I took the name as a "handle" out of RESPECT for that fine gentleman and all the lessons he taught me.

Frank "Prison Style" Jackson

They are as fictional as you, sock-puppet. Turn back into Insiginificant Other so we can taunt you some more in that form.

Of course He's not. But I didn't say "God", did I?

Somehow I get the idea that any American I could name, you would call 'indecent'. So I won't bother.

Yeah -- stoning, burning at the stake, that kind of kind, Christian thing.

Jesu Kohane, you have the sense of humor of a Geoduck on qaaludes.

No, no, Ditler. Hitler is a bad man. Ditler is Indian.

Ever noticed that no such thing has happened since Jesus gave his life on the cross? Think maybe there's a reason? Think maybe, because Jesus forgave us all, we might not need to be afraid any more? Think maybe that's the point of your entire religion? Just MAYBE?

If all of the Greeks were homosexuals, how did their empire last more than one generation?

Get a grip, juniour.

Damn right you're not, I'd lay some good old-fashioned Catholic-style corpral punishment on you for all of the stupidity you spew.

So FAITH and TRUST are all you need to make decisions about reality with absolutely NO factual input or research whatsoever, eh? I'm sure Stan agrees. Meanwhile, in Reality, we generally check up on our facts before we go spouting them all over public forums.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

Yeah THATS RIGHT yo GO JUNIOR just call me "fictional" and that solves ALL your Trouble now doesn't it? MIGHTY convenient.

You don't KNOW the FIRST thing about God and frankly you make me sick so sir I guess we'll just keep away from religionand spiritality and those discussions.

Well do you know any DECENT Americans? Prolly NOT.

Mark my words boy, it was when the Church relaxed and got all POLLUTED with liberelism and all that BULL CRAP that the world started going to HELL.

More of your SICK SICK drug talk sir, it makes me sick. And who's this Kohane character, another Russian or a homosexual or some other race traitor like yourself?

Should stay away from those brown boys too if you want my advice - even taking a name close to Hitler's don't change their basic NATURE. "Do not go whoring after the heathen" it says in the Book of Ezekiel and you'd do well to brush up before you bed down with those foreigners.

Our Holy Jesus gave his life to forgive the sins of people like you sir.

Sir your entitled to your opinion but since all youve had to say about religion thus far is crap then youll forgive me if I don't agree with you.

The hardworking decent Greek peasants and farmers were of moral stock; it was those high-falutin' philosophers and all that taught the teachings of homosexual behavior and sex with animals.

Is that British for Junior? I tell you boy you are POSITIVELY CORRUPTED with all these foreigner influences I bet you couldn't even pass a citizenship. Love it or leave it, son!

More'n likely you'd a been molesting me all along if I was unfortunate enough to be brought into your family. Family of buggers and queers, porn merchants and swindlers.

I will PRAY for your soul son and you can rest in sure of that!

FKJ

Well, you are.

Agreed. I'd like you see you discuss anything worthy of the exertion of typing without bringing God and the Church into it. So, agreed: I won't mention "religionand spiritality" if you don't.

Sure. Mel Gibson.

I'd explain it, but I just agreed to stay away from religion, so you'll have to suffer in ignorance -- not that that is anything new for you.

Who said anything about bedding down or whoring up? He's a friend of mine, I would never consider sleeping with him. For one thing, he's too ugly. For another, my wife would strongly object -- and I worship my wife with a dedication that you, mister Rosenthal, could never understand.

Does that means that the sins of people like you still apply? Because obviously you and I are hardly alike, and if He gave His life for sins of people *like me*, it would seem that you still have some redemption to worry about.

Oops, ignore that, I forgot that I wasn't going to talk about religion.

*rolling on floor* *gasping for breath*

How reassuring.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

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"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

ALL

sir

Isn't he Australian?

Dr. Worm

EssenceDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

Yes, he is. I was hoping no one would mention it before Prizon Stylz replied and made a fool of himself. Oh, well. Say "luh vee".

Essence, Magus Heterodox

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"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'll wait for him to respond before I say anything next time :-|

Dr. Worm

EssenceDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

No problem. I have a hunch Prison Style isn't going to be around much longer regardless.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Sat, 20 Jan 2001 14:49:23 -0800, the Troll Essence Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

Actually Mel was born in the USA and emigrated to a real country. Then he went back for the big bucks.

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Sun, 21 Jan 2001 17:26:40 -0800, the Troll Kristopher K. Barrett Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

Now, now, Kris, no need to upset the Aussies! The big hollywood bucks are just not in this country, despite MI2 and tom and nicole's efforts. We did produce rupert, alas. Maybe there is something up with the so-called free market system you enjoy in the Home of the slave, land of the fee?

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

anon (under the pseudo of Dr. Worm (formerly Mr. Bojangles ('who's really a girl' (Saturday Night)) spams - [KILO-SNIP!]

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I don't even know what you're responding to anymore.

Dr. Worm

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

Your some kind of comedian now, huh? Well don't quit your day job sonny boy because your not that funny!

Your HOLLYWOOD HEROES don't impress me, son don't come around Frank's house name-dropping and thinking your some kinda BIG MAN!

You're a smug little JERK! Someone oughta teach you a real lesson, you know that?

I don't know anyone by the name ROSENTHAL either here or anywhere else. I know some INTERNET SPOOK said that was his name but that doesn't carry weight with me sir.

Consorting with those foreign johnnies is almost AS BAD as bedding down with them so yur not so far away as you may think!

You and I are BOTH MEN or I should say at least that we're both MANKIND because I'm not impressed with you enough to consider you a real man worthy of the title. Much as I may look upon you with a certain disgust and DISREGARD we belong to the same RACE!

I have NO PROBLEM with your discussing religion! Lets get that straightaway!

I just don't care for your usual blasphemous statements. As long as you can CONDUCT yourself with a sense of decency and honor, I am willing to entertain your religious talk.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F273F.2FE92%[email]...

sir

from

deal

with

your

See,

traitor

Ditler

claims to

go

well

Why do you follow the Book of Ezekiel? Are you Jewish?

Dr. Worm

No I SURE AIN"T no HEBE sir but I follow the entire book of our Lord of which EZEKIEL is a part. You don't think Christians read ONLY the NEW testament!? Your not that stupid!

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F82FE.300A1%[email]...

ALL

so

inspiration

go

to

not

You should. The Old Testament is the religious book of the Hebrews, and has no use for Christians. The next thing you know, you'll be telling me you follow that "eye-for-an-eye" business!

Dr. Worm

Sir I believe we should all strive to emulate the model of our Lord Jesus and turn the other cheek in the event of some kinda violence. But if "it be a rightous war" then I do say that I'll take an eye fr every eye and a tooth for every tooth!

FKJ

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Sat, 20 Jan 2001 18:47:25 -0800, the Troll Prison Style Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

O.K. that's it, I hace had enough of this. This Prison whatever guy is a troll. He must be a troll, no-one believes the shit he spouts anymore.

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

"Optional Identity" wrote in message news:[email]...

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how

POLLUTED

HELL.

prove

door!

this

even

do

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has

you

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tooth

BUT IT'S FUN AND I'LL GET WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Sun, 21 Jan 2001 20:46:01 -0000, the Troll "Amoe The Edgecrusher" Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

OK, fair enough, you just keep on responding to him then... It isn't good for you though, hace you thort about detox and reahab?

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

-the 'Optional Identity' troll whines:

[SUPER-SNIP]

Garbage.

You are the troll.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Mon, 22 Jan 2001 12:42:39 -0800, the Troll Prison Style Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

Brilliant, witty and to the point. Hey bible basher, why don't you go and fuck jesus up the arse? I mean if you have given that many blowjobs to priests, isn't it about time you got the real deal? God loves you, very, very much. He really loves his altar boys, so much that you really should suck this priest's dick, to prove you love god back.

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

anon (under the pseudo of 'Optional Identity' continues to spam and whine - [KILO-SNIP!]

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery

I'll take an eye fr every eye and a tooth

News flash dipshit. the Babylonians coined that little gem. thgey were around Loooooooooooooooong before your feeble "god".

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F8DBB.300C4%[email]...

by

solves

up?

call

POLLUTED

HELL.

prove

door!

this

even

do

has

be

tooth

Righteous War = Oxymoron.

Dr. Worm

JaxPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

He has a point...

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
Dr. WormPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E01A6.2FDEB%[email]...

the

Ever hear about the rainbow afterwards? About God's covenant? About how that would never happen again? I still think you're a troll, though, masquerading as an old guy.

Dr. Worm

And sir I still think your a SNOT NOSE PUNK masquerading as someone who knows the Lord and the Good Book. Good thing its a FREE COUNTRY where we're allowed to have our own thoughts.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F2B70.2FE9B%[email]...

who

about

your

that

masquerading

we're

Free speech is a double edged sword; if you can say what you want, so can I, troll.

Dr. Worm

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E01A6.2FDEB%[email]...

My, my. Racist and homophobic. You certainly do have a wide variety of prejudices.

Do you by any chance own a gun and a pitchfork?

Prove it.

exactly

from

FREUD IS NOT A FUCKING RUSSIAN.

Do you even know who he is?

don't so

deal

Right, so now a governmental system ranks alongside worshipping a symbol of evil.

under

high

Why don't you go READ SOME FREUD before you go quoting cod-psychology at us?

*cracks up*

Sorry, I can't bring myself to explain why this is stupid. It would just spoil all the fun.

on.

to

the

Noah drowned the world?

Go read, bible-basher.

mind

so

Book

Prove that homosexuals are inferior.

I swear you're a Nazi.

Go eat cheese.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

And youve got a filthy liberal view of the world sir that suggests to me that you don't know much. Someday YOU will learn the truth about your political correct butt-kissing when some homo has his way with you! And don't EVEN GET ME STARTED on your race-traitor talk!

I own four rifles, three pistols, and two shotguns sir so I guess the answer to your "gun" question is YES.

I don't own no pitchfork tho'. Do I look like some kinda FARMER to you? Don't be messin' in my PRIVATE life, sonny, its NONE of YOUR BUSINESS!

You little fellas and your "prove it" stuff is old, I haven't heard that kinda CRAP since the playground in JUNIOR HIGH!

What is he POLISH then?

No sir because I believe a COMMUNIST can still be shown the error of his ways and made into a decent PRODUCTIVE free citizen. Where as a Satan-worshipper is lost to the Lord and barring some miracle from ABOVE is not gonna change his ways.

I don't have any truck with that psychological crap and I sure don't need to read SOME POLACK or Russkie or whatever the heck he is!

This is your idea of FUN, huh, baiting and sniping at a decent God-fearing American White man?

I see your tricks sir and they won't work on me not unless I get real DUMB real soon. You think you can RE-EDUCATE me with your propaganda and your foreign authors and pretty soon I'll be smokin' dope and shootin' drugs just like you! Well boy it ain't gonna happen because I have my standards sir and I also have integrity which is something you might a missed in your studies. I seriously doubt any of your commie Polack friends wrote anything on THAT topic!

I told you what I think of your SCHOOLYARD GAMES already sir. Play them with yourself or your foreinger friends because Frank Jackson ain't gonna play along.

Boy, my Uncle Harry fought the Nazis to defend the freedom of this great country of ours and I'll have you know he lost part of his foot during the war. So maybe you shouldn't make JOKES about things you ain't got a thing to say about.

I'll save it for a RAT like you instead.

FKJ

All About "Prison Style".

Haha, did you forget that Deja keeps track of every post you make?!? Anyway, here's your posting history, which, I think, proves that you're a troll.

Posting History: Prison Style

There are 703 unique messages by Prison Style (numbers may be slightly skewed by cross-postings) Get all 703 messages

Number of Messages Forum 501 alt.religion.angels 56 alt.games.nintendo.pokemon 30 alt.stolen.property 24 alt.politics.reform 15 alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-lakers 10 alt.magick.virtual-adepts 8 alt.conspiracy 8 alt.alien 7 alt.politics.usa 6 alt.consciousness.mysticism 6 alt.magick 4 alt.tasteless 4 alt.fan.britney-spears 3 alt.pro-wrestling.wwf 3 alt.religion.kibolog 2 alt.sci.physics.new-theories 2 alt.fan.alyssa-milano 2 alt.fan.jessica-alba 2 alt.politics.british 1 alt.politics.media 1 alt.illuminati 1 can.politics 1 alt.fan.noam-chomsky 1 soc.singles 1 alt.fan.howard-stern 1 alt.fan.jim-rome 1 alt.magick.chaos 1 alive.religion 1 alt.romath

I like this quote that you made in alt.fan-jim-rome:

"Is there some sort of creed that prohibits responses except at the very bottom of posts? My clever insertion-style prose is constantly being left hanging out in the open, flapping like a big set of titties, unresponded. "

And don't deny it, 'cause I'll show you the link on Deja.

Or this one, in soc.singles:

"Sounds like a typical fat bitch with issues to me."

And you've also poted in several alt.fan.* ngs, including alt.fan.howard-stern and alt.fan.noam-chomsky. Oh, alt.conspiracy . Stan knows all about that ng. Your goose is cooked "Prison Style", or should I say, "Big Slim Dogg."

Dr. Worm

EssenceDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

Well, Foolio K. Jackson, it looks like your game has been played. Figures. Now, come clean, and tell us all about how you are Stan, posting from work on a PC and home on a Mac. I know it, you can't fool me.

Show us the truth, junior.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

-the "Essence" net-cop continues to whine:

Ha!

I am Stanley Rosenthal but you're wrong about my computers.

I own three computers, all in my home (I work from the home), with three different operating systems: Windows, macintosh, and Linux.

It takes a lot of equipment to stay ahead of you stupid *ELEPHANTS*

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Dr. Worm" wrote in message news:Eqoa6.1594$[email]...

Anyway,

"

WORM YOU'RE SPOILING THE FUN DENY YOU EVER POSTED THAT

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]
JaxPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

"Prison Style" wrote in message:

had a

Hee hee hee... And Charlie Brown is a Russian, too..

Why bring Yoda into this?

(AGNP joke)

You know, Prison, you sound more like an old lady then a man in your forties.

answer

Scared the "paper people" will come for you in the night? Bwahaha...

See what I said above about you acting like an old lady.

being

either you

My thoughts exactly.

Ahh, so that was 90 years ago, then...

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boy.

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Gee, you do know you're not making yourself look any smarter, right?

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Exactly.

spoil

n_n

Yep.

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Ditler wins

claims to

keeping

were

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about the

nights

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and

studies.

I take back that you sound like an old lady, and now you sound like a five-year-old trying to argue with a 20 year old about how the sky is a wonderful shade of green.

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your so

Book

though

sure.

with

Hmm, you're scared of foreiners... Foreiner-phobic?

to

Oh, we've got plenty to say about you, alright.

there

We know

Nah, he'll just cut it.

n_n

Oooo! Now I bet he's hurt!

F (uc) K (ing) J (erk)

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
Prison StyleJaxalt.tv.southpark

Brown. Sounds American enough to me. Ain't he that kid in the cartoon?

You can save your inside jokes sonny because no ones laughing here. This isn't audition night at the COMEDY CLUB so take your rabbit and your pointy hat and PLEASE LEAVE!

Well sir you dont know anything about me so your ignoranceis forgiven.

I don't believe your familiar with the United States Constitution. Havent you ever heard of "A WELL REGULATED MILITIA BEING NECESSARY"? That's necessary, boy, that doensn't mean well I'll think about it. By not arming yourself you are cheating yur fellow American of the protection their Constitution has entitled them to.

And see what I said sir about IGNORANCE!

Yes you have yet to distance yourself from the herd in any way shape, or form. You are ordinarily common, lacking in original thought or manner.

No sir and your AGE BIAS is not indicative of proper upbringing.

My job is not to make myself look any way to you people. I come to the internet to learn and not to play pecker-pulling games with you.

Your path is CLEAR so say hi to SATAN when you get to HELL!

Sir i want to take this moment to educate you on a point of action that you could use a little boost in. It's called decision-making annd none of us like doing it, but take it from me, you've just got to be firm and fast. All this wishy-washy beating around the bush won'tgeet you any where.

Sir I'm not scared of any foreigners? Do you know how many kills I have? No you don't so go back to Mommy and stay away from the men's business.

Well speak up son, I could die any day you know.

FKJ

(CC'd to my Senator, Ms. Kay Bailey Hutchison as she claims to support the troops (and indeed, always uses that load to get reelected). Think I'll send it to the new President and vice-President as well. For e-mail recipients, posted to these USENET newsgroups - alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey-spears, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.stolen.property,alt.usenet.kooks,alt .fan.karl-malden.nose)

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68F91E5.300C6%[email]...

And I think that you're distorting it's meaning.

Garbage. As it also says in the Constitution - "the militia". And the/a militia is what is better known as the "Armed Forces of the United States of America".

Stan

JaxPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark
YAY!!!!
Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F91E5.300C6%[email]...

me that

pointy

ROTFL. Magicians have rabbits and pointy hats, not comedians. Troll.

homo has

talk!

forties.

answer

That makes no freaking sense. Please explain how my choosing not to have a gun cheats my fellow Americans. Is it not their decision?

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Please, don't raise our hopes.

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Or should I call you Big Slim Dogg?

Dr. Worm

unknownDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark
Oops you forgot to cross post this one...  seems like alt.stolen.property is
open season.
*********************************************************************
From:
              Dave Zero 
             Newsgroups:  alt.stolen.property
              Subject: Re: MAYHEM

That could work. Of course Maj might have to post more than ONCE as Frank would say, and she doesn't like talking smack, and I'm getting tired of playing a bible-bashing Texas corn-fed hick....

That's a great truth and a great line; in fact I quoted it to a new member this morning.

You know I'm not so sure you're right. For one thing, it's all good, we're a team, the team got the trophy, that's important.

The thing is, I get the impression that the big-time trolls kind of resent me. I've gotten in smack wars with a couple of them and I think I've come on a little strong to win their total approval.

Yeah; might as well. I just HATE inviting someone and being told no. Fucking rejection.

I pity the fool who calls a place like that home. I think he's a troll.

Funny thing is we've got five different "species" of trolls all running around pointing at each other shouting "You're a troll!"

Good points.

First we've got to find someone besides the three or four of us who give a shit.

But I wasn't thinking that - I meant more along the lines of a subsection on our site of "Real Usenet Performance Art" where we could archive these things, like Raoul has on his site, sort of.

I was going to post resources and URLs on the Mayhem list as part of my reports on Usenet and infiltration, but nobody seemed to give a shit so it may die a quiet death. But there's some good archived stuff out there, and there's no reason we couldn't other than, you knw....motivation.

Sorry to sound so cynical. Sunday morning. First day in quite a while I woke up to NO Mayhem mail. Hate weekends on the computer.

Well, except for my friends and people who've known me from a couple of newsgroups, no one knows that the foolio eddress is mine. My name doesn't show up so it seems "legit".

Problem is there's only a couple that "count" and we've used all of them in this one. the Nose. the Flonk. Kooks.

I still say it would be good to craft a "spontaneous" pitched battle on a totally new set of crossposted groups. But we'd need to know who we can count on to pay attention or it'll fall apart. So far I can count on me, Essence, and Daemon Sleyr for sure, if we could add a fourth we'd be set.

Maybe.

**********************************************************

*waves to dave* I cross posted like you wanted, did I do good?

-anon continues to whine:

-and whine....

-and whine....

-and whine.....

+:"You can call me, any, any time" - Blondie.

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark
  • the "Essence" net-cop continues to whine:

Nope, just using my other computer.

Didn't you hear? I confessed. I've been "Prison Style" this whole time.

If you missed it, little ELEPHANT-censor, I am also Purple Stain and The Real Slim Shady.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"This one here is for some mothafuckas...this one here is for some mo' mothafuckas...and this one here is for BIG mothafuckas. And this? This here is a bazooka! You know, sometimes you gotta take out something big, like a bus, or a building, or a whole BUNCH a' mothafuckas." - Tasty Taste, "Fear of a Black Hat" (edited for continuity)

Essence, Magus Heterodox

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F3724.2FEA5%[email]...

had a

I'm political correct! Woo, I'm better than you now.

answer

Do you intend to shoot anyone who steals your chickens?

It's all of my business. I am, in fact, God.

being

either you

Go to court.

really

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boy.

of

them

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from

Find out yourself. Maybe you can read some more about him at the same time.

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you make

Foreplay,

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Communists are more productive than most workers.

your >

Dimwatt.

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*cracks up*

STATISTICS

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See,

spoil

"The white man is disease" -- Manic Street Preachers

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Ditler wins

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They're court games.

to

It's not a joke. You are a neonazi.

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We know

*Very* clever, Mr Bond.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DECD2.2FDD9%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

the

it.

publicity,

Yet, your Fathers named you after their favorite sexual style?

with

my

fuck

No. I kiss yours.

Fuck.

It's a well known fact that Washington was a foul mouthed bigot. SO yes that was what they meant.

under

Yelling about movies in a firehouse? What? Fuck off ass monger.

across

to

you!!!!

threats

Don't have to. I've seen things that would make you go insane. The crap you see on the news... that's nothing. You have no Idea how dark humans can be.

I am careful. But I'm not going to hide in little chat rooms and pretend I'm immune to the world.

you

Or what?

Fuck off. The Nice people end up dying in this world. Only the strong will survive what's happening tothis world and unlike you and your buttbuddy Stan, I'm a survivor.

your

You said it your self, you don't know him either. For all you kno he could have a ship in his backyard.

Not from Earth?

Reel

nothing

to

you

Lad, you'll get one warning on this. NEVER question my honor.

I have earned my Honor. I nearly lost my life to gain my Honor. You can not speak of such a thing, You are weak... You, are the one who is without honor.

Phantom6, Phading out.

Sir my father and mother named me after my great-grandfather Francis on my mothers' side; he was a veteran of the United States Civil War and fought to protect the freedoms you take for granted. You can't even type a response without mucking it up with sex talk and animal names and all kinds of filth.

If you'd have lost your mother to GASTROINTESTINAL CANCER the way I did then maybe you'd understand that its no joking matter! You know your really starting to make me angry now, I'm warning you sir.

Is that what the commies teach you in your "revisionistic history" classes, sonny? They teach you to disrespect the father of our country? Well sir I'm glad i was fortunate to get a quality education at the school of Hard Knocks and not have to be polluted by your liberal lies and blatant re-writing of historical FACT!

I'll betcha you don't even know what I meant. Well here's your first non-commie lesson in a long time then: it was something Oliver Wendell Holmes said to the Supreme Court and thats the same Court that chose our President, so I think Justice Holmes might be a more reputable source than you.

And BY GOD I have no desire to learn the depths of your perverted life. Do you serve Satan openly or just on the 'net where you can hide (But you can't hide from GOD, he's ALWAYS watching you!) yourself behind a "fake name"?

God made man fallible so he could be TEMPTED. The righteous are not taken in by the temptations.

You just remember that your Uncle Frank tried to warn you out of the goodness of his God-fearing heart, next time one of them net-crazy peedophiles comes after you!

Well sir i don't believe in making THREATS and showing VIOLENCE cuz that just not the kind of man I was raised to be. But you better watch yourself just the same.

We all end up dying in this world and its only then that we are forced to ANSWER for all of our ACTIONS so on that eventual day I'll say a good morning to you sir from Heaven while you're being carried off to burn for ever and ever in the LAKE OF FIRE!

Now WHAT GOOD would it be to have a SHIP in your BACKK YARD? Ships sail on water or didn't they teach you that at pervert school?

No sir, it doesn't sound like you are from Earth, but again I'll give the BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT because i believe in TRUST!!!

Don't talk down to your elders, boy, you need to know your place!

I live my life according to the law of God and the laws of the land; my honor is not to be questioned. I have proved myself in battle and now its not for some punk kid to say anything about Francis K. Jackson's honor. Are we clear?

F.K. Jackson

to

filth.

Fighting for the Souths right to hold slaves? Then he deserved to die.

speak

then

Prove that. Let's see the death certificate.

exactly

of

there.

classes,

I'm

Knocks

Oh, so now I'm a communist huh? Would that be why I'm registered for the draft even though I'm against it.

FIRE!

this?

ort

crap

humans

can't

Perverted!? No, I've been to warzones. I've seen what Mankind is capable of. For god and country... indeed. "Let's blowup a little country and say they caused us trouble."

It's a crock of bull. The world is a corrupt place, few people can stomach the things I've seen.

Have you ever worked in a hospital? I have, three little kids were beaten by a drunk because he thought they'd dented his car.

The world in general is sick.

in

God is nothing more than the feeble minded attempt to put faith into something, so fools like YOU feel like there's something watching out for us.

You're wrong, God is nothing.

pretend

Peedophiles? Does that have something to do with urination?

And why would a Pedophile come after a 22 year old?

keeping

so

Sounds like a threat to me. Try something. I dare you.

a

a

gonna

will

There is no heaven, and there is no hell.

All there is at death is oblivion, there is no white light at the end of a tunnel, there is no eternal bliss.

You die and then nothing.

Zero's

quite

could

No In pervert school they teach that whips and chains can be fun.

As for the ship in his backyard. well haven't you ever heard of a pool?

I never said what SIZE the ship was.

homosexualism

in

Oh well then your pathetic arguments are explained.

it doesn't sound like you are from Earth,

Funny, according to every religious figure I've spoken to There isn't life anywhere else.

but again I'll give the

Then you'll believe that I trust you're an asshole.

Peppers

and

talk

because

Son, you've no idea who you're talking to.

can

You live by the laws of a false being? That's sad.

As for the law of the land... that's kill or be killed.

my

I already have questioned it.

I have proved myself in battle

What battle?

I risked my life protecting an innocent.   Ever taken a bullet to the gut?
One of the worse pains you'll ever experience,   funny thing is...  You
don't feel it 'til you've stopped beating the hell out of the person who did
it.

and now its

Are

Would you care to prove you honor? I'll accept any challenge you set forth coward.

Your honor is nothing, Stan.

Phantom6, Phading out.

I won't even dignify this slop with a reply. Times were different, boy, if you weren't part of it you don't know nothing.

Now You are in some serious bad taste! Joke about a dead mother is not very funny and you oughta know better 'n that.

Oh yeah well PROVE IT as you say tough guy!!!!

Irresponsible punk!

If you truly were a soldier which I find frankly a little hard to believe then I sure hope you followed orders better back when you were in uniform than this disrespectful filth you're spitting out now.

Stomach sir? What's that got to do with it? You throw up and you keep going!

No but I was in a hospital when I was wounded you little so and so

And I'm sorry about the kids but what in the name of Christ has that got to do with anything?

Sir the world is what you make of it. If your sick then sickness is all youre gonna see.

I pity someone who can't feel the presence of the Lord. Honestly I do boy.

I don't know wheter to feel sorry for you or mad as hell at your good-for-nothin parents who brought you up to say something like that!

Arent you tired of your spelling insults by now. You know stupid sometimes people make MISTAKES, you know TYPOS they call 'em. Hit the wrong key. Ever happen to you?

Well I guess they wouldn't, but boy you gotta watch out for the bull queer stalkers; they'd love your twenty year old butt! There's a lot a sick people out there ready to get you any way they can. The 'net is like an amusement park for sexual predators.

I told you I'm not that kind of man so I'll just say a good day to you sir and not stoop to your taunting. I've done my fighting and I don't come here to dance around with my dukes up!

Oh how wrong you are! You'll find out!

I wouldn't know sir, having not been dead yet.

The Bible says a small amount of souls will end up in the nothingness of Limbo but I very much doubt it's you it was talking about.

It's a low, base, vile sort of humor that you dispense sir.

Yes I've heard of a pool

Ooh your clever boy, you oughta be in sme kinda honors program.

Trickery! I expect no less from FILTH like you!

The Bible does not mention any other life in the Universe but God's power being omnipotent could create as many world or Universes as might be His pleasure to do.

Sir I find this very easy to believe. You don't like me cuz I'm hard, cuz I'm tough!

I'm not your son and I thank God for that.

The sadness is in your description of the GREAT LORD as "false". I weep for you, and I pray for you.

Sit down and shut up; no one asked.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?

What battle?

Oh your gonna tell us after all. Wow your suspensefull!!!!

No sir I never have felt a bullet to the gut but I watched my best friend take one and held him in my arms as the blood leaked out of him.

I shot the gook bastard that got him!

Whoever can get this Dave Zero character Jessica Alba's private phone number in the least amount of time can claim to win the challenge of honor.

My name is not Stan. My name is not Slim Shady. My name is not any of these things except for what it is.

Frank "Prison Style" Jackson

<gasping for breath> You are a funny, funny man, Foolio K. Jackson.

Almost as funny as Dave himself, whom I'm sure would really enjoy someone succeeding at your challenge.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E3B3A.2FE03%[email]...

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capable

say

I don't.

I wish America would be taken over by Communists.

You people who talk about "honour" being earned on the battlefield - Like fuck it is. Wow. I killed someone. In the words of Neptune Salad, that makes me, as a person, better than you!

stomach

going!

beaten by

to

Please explain.

taken in

for us.

only

pretend

goodness

comes

Ever

people

"bull queer"? Define that.

keeping

so

that just

just

here

Its a

out a

gonna

strong will

buttbuddy

to

morning

and

of a

Where will he go then?

And please quote the book/verse.

Zero's

solved

quite

say

could

on

pool?

homosexualism

not in

life

So...because the Bible doesn't mention paedophilia being sick, it isn't?

But you've already said that you think it is.

Thank you, good night.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

I doubt you yourself know anything either so best you not put your NOSE where it doesn't BELONG!

Well if it ain't then that little boy is even SICKER than I thought. I gave him my BENEFIT of the DOUBT.

May God look with mercy on your eternal soul! You oughta join the Army, son, it'd do you a world a good; hell of a lot more than sitting around talking like some kinda pinko scumbag.

I don't talk about "honour" sir because I am a pure American uncorrupted by your foreign spellings and revisionist history lies!

Truth is your too scared to have the guts to kill anyone even if your country was depending on you.

I mean I choose to look at the world as a wonderful place sir, full of beauty and opportunity, and so thats what I see. You kids and your drugs and your foreign books and their liberal ideas have corrupted the way you see God's green earth and so all you seeis SICKNESS. I pity you sir truly I do.

Sir a bull queer is a predatory homosexual who likes to be the "man" in the relationship, if you can call it that. The bull queer seeks out victims and he uses them the way a straight man would use a woman, as an outlet for his sexual needs.

The 'net is home to quite a collection of bull queers and child molesters and you'd better just take my word for it.

Hell, sir, hell. Where all the nonbelievers and heathens will end up unless he finds Jesus and does some serious work towards earning forgiveness.

You go look it up yourself son, I'm not here to do your research paper for you!

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F39BC.2FEA6%[email]...

on my

fought

kinds

die.

if

to

wishes).

little

out

continue to

fuck

mouth?

did

really

very

gave

believe

uniform

son,

Like fuck

me, as

by

LOL! Don't you realize that "honour" was the original spelling. The language is called "English", you know. Do you think you're in England?

Dr. Worm

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E3B3A.2FE03%[email]...

my

fought to

response

filth.

YOU weren't part of so shut up.

to

little

with

speak my

fuck fuck

then

very

Your mother was a sheep... just like you stan.

exactly

sort of

there.

yes that

classes,

I'm

Knocks

of

the

I haven't seen any proof rom you yet.

under

high

Holmes

President,

Oh would you prefer I call you a Flamer?

this?

drive

you but

on the

and

PERSONAL

STATISTICS

crap

humans

Do

can't

name"?

capable

say

I never said I was a soldier. I was part of the Relief. The medics.

Helping save the lives of the children and women that were injured during the precious war.

stomach

going!

Child, If you ever saw the shit I've seen you wouldn't say such a thing. Have you ever seen a womans head ripped from her shoulders by a stray missile?

Or how about the effects of the Ebola virus?

beaten by

to

taken in

for us.

God is a farce.

My beliefs are my own. I don't buy time on television to try to convert people.

only

pretend

goodness

comes

Ever

people

Yeah see that's why you don't get to see my real email address.

keeping

so

that just

just

here

Its a

out a

gonna

strong will

buttbuddy

to

morning

and

of a

I have. I died on the table. I was gone for seven minutes. The doctors said that my recovery was impossible.

The Bible was written by a raving loon.

Zero's

solved

quite

say

could

on

Yet you seem to get off on insulting african americans.

pool?

Well, considering my IQ is twelve points higher than the average person.

homosexualism

not in

life

TRUST!!!

Thanks I needed that. A good laugh is hard to get in this world.

Peppers

this

names and

reason

about

Same here.

can

for

I don't need your feeble prayers to a nonexistant being.

You're the one who pointed out that you live by the "Law of the land."

gut? One

don't feel

Bullshit! you've watched to many war movies.

Racist fool.

Jackson's

forth

number

these

What battle did you earn your honor in boy?

Judging by your age I'd say Vietnam. Last time I checked Killing babies was the greatest dis-honor the world has.

Phantom6, Phading out.

No sir I was not but my family has preserved IMPORTANT HISTORIAL DOCUMENTS detailing the lineage and position of each clan of Jackson down through the ages. Some of us have enough PRIDE in our ancestry to CARE that much but to you I'm sure its just sounds CRAZY!!

My names not Stan nor is it Steve nor any name of that sort.

I would PREFER you not call me at all SONNY!!!!

I'm sick of this silly denial from you. Put it back up your hind end and put the CORK back in.

Well sir neither do I, they give it to me out of RESPECT

AS IF I would ever want to "chat in private" with you!!! So I could listen to you deny God more? NO sir I don't want your little "address"

The Bible was TRANSCRIBED by MANY men all working in harmony and union to SPEAK the word of the LORD.

Sir I do not offer "insults" only my own opinion. I choose not to associate with the Nigra race out of respect for the decency of myself. If you want to be some race traitor then you go ahead but NOT with my consent!

MORE bragging about what a smart guy you are?

You should pay a visit to your foreigner-loving friend Essence. I hear he's taking a shot at a comedy career

Thought you didn't believe in Him, SMART GUY! YEAH!

Two tours of duty with the Army in Viet Nam son, two long tours.

I kill no babies sir only GOOK SOLDIERS!!! The little ones are just SMALLER GOOK SOLDIERS!!!

FKJ

JaxPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

Ok, MANY raving loons.

associate

to

Ok, now I'm angry. No, now I'm fucking mad. But you've just crossed the line. We're all *human*. One species. To choose not to "associate" with another human is just bullshit. I was born in america, with roots in Sweden. Are you going to insult me because I was a Viking in a past life? Humans who don't get along with other "colors" of humans and other "looking" humans will all just go to fucking hell anyway.

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F869F.300A3%[email]...

on my

fought

kinds

die.

if

the

to

I am proud. Proud that the North kicked the souths sorry asses.

You probably have a rebel flag don't you?

to

wishes).

little

out

continue to

fuck

mouth?

did

really

very

protected

the

your

Wendell

our

than

My name's not SONNY bitch. It's Phantom6, say it ight or shut the fuck up.

anyway?

this?

to

about

it

please

civilized

about

STATISTICS

crap

humans

life. Do

you

"fake

beaten

got to

youre

taken

for

boy.

put

How was the cross burning "frank"?

only

pretend

sometimes

Ever

queer

people

amusement

of

Bull shit! The Bible was written by one man in a seven month time frame during the fourth century. The man in question was a lunatic.

Zero's

and

solved

quite

ago.

YOUR

say

he

sail on

associate

to

I don't need your consent, And should I ever encounter anyone of your sad sick ilk... well the prison sentence would be worth the beating.

pool?

person.

Indubitably.

homosexualism

not

life

power

His

TRUST!!!

cuz I'm

he's

Essence isn't as funny as your pathetic bible thumping race hating arguments.

Peppers

know this

names

find

It's figure of speech "frank". I'd shoot myself if I were even remotley related to you.

babies was

SMALLER

The little ones.... Were children forced into the army. They had no choice, if they didn't fight they would've been executed.

I finally figured out what FKJ means.

Frank Killed Jesus.

Francis, eh? Fought on the side of the North, eh? The Great White North, eh?

I apologize that you lost your mother to cancer. I can only pray that your death is quicker and less painful.

Question: Do you consider the fact that Jesus was crucified as a blasphemer to be a historical FACT?

Try again, junior. What Oliver Holmes said was about shouting "Fire" in a movie theater, not the other way around as you have it written.

Serving Satan is only slightly stupider than serving God. I'm not going to say how stupid serving God is, but regardless of what value you place on serving God, it is always stupider -- though often not by much -- to serve Satan.

God made man fallible because He made man in His own image.

Sorry, junior. You've already proven you don't know the Commandments, and I can think of a few you're quite likely to have broken by not knowing them. I fully expect to see you right alongside us, enjoying the attentions of the scourges.

A backpack does no good when what you need is a parachute.

Battle, eh? Great White North, eh? BEER, eh?

Eh, eh?

Essence, Magus Heterodox

...

eh?

Prison StyleEssencealt.tv.southpark

No sir, for the great state of Texas, sir!

These are unexpected kind words. Well I can say thank you sir like a smart man too.

I consider the Holy Bible to be the literal Word of God if that's what your asking.

One dodge after another, that's it, is't it son? I'm talking philospophy and history and your bringin' up them DETAILS!

Serving Satan is a LOT stupider than serving God!

God is infallibe you moron!

I have sinned too sir I am a sinner as are we all but I pray constantly for forgiveness and I do believe that in time and with a number of righteous ats performed in concordane with a holy life led in God's gentle ways will lead me to the promised land.

You muusta been a PARATROOPER!

Battle, yes sir, battle. Ain't no North and I'll tell you the North was a collection of darkies and half breeds and the worst types of fellas.

You Canadian or somethin'?

Go back to your hockey court!

Dr. WormPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E3B1E.2FE03%[email]...

<SNIP>

Aren't we in God's image, and therefore infallible?

<SNIP>

Racist, too.

I'd rather be Canadian than a RACIST PRICK.

Dr. Worm

God is infallible. We were creatdin His image BUT WE AS MAN are not infallible. Ever heard a ORIGINAL SIN?

You must be one of those soft boys with your multiple culturality bull manure. If you don't know the DANGERS of cohabitating with the lesser races then I pity you and I don't have the time to RE-EDUCATE you this late in life.

And I sir would rather be a decent White American than any of that.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F2CBA.2FE9D%[email]...

No, I've never heard one, but I've heard *of* one.

a

races

Too bad you're not.

Dr. Worm

Oh YOUR SO SMART! You KNEW what I MEANT!!!!

Sir you wouldn't know a decent White American from one of your half-breed kin with all the race-mixing and polluting your foreign anscestors have done! Someday Jesus will come down and take ALL THE WHITE MEN to HEAVEN and you race traitors and mixed breed mongrels will be left behind for all eternity!

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F83B5.300A2%[email]...

was

in

and

You idiot! Where was Jesus born? Israel. Who lives in Israel? Arabs. Therefore, Jesus is an Arab, and he'll be leaving your racist carcass here! And, BTW, I am white, and I'm sure you're white, but the point I was trying to make is that YOU'RE NOT DECENT!

Dr. Worm

JaxPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

a

races

Lesser races?!?!?! Listen, fuckass, according to others, your race is lesser! You prick!

Decent you are not.

F (uc) K (ing) J (ackass)

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
JaxDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

Well said, on all accounts!

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley
MajikPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

<LHAO>

There are more than 250 versions of God's literal Word in English alone. Which version do you prefer? Why?

Maj

Prison StyleMajikalt.tv.southpark

I warned you sir first to stay away from my friend and now I'll warn you to stay away from my God and my Bible thank you very much. These are NOT topics for you punks to be laughing and joking about! You wanna insult me well fine old Frank has seen the best of em come and go but before you turn your attentions to the good Lord I think you better just shut it.

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F2E6C.2FE9F%[email]...

re-writing of

your

to

topics

fine

Oh? I thought "GOD" loved everyone.

Well sir GOD DOES love everybody but as a religious man I SURE DON"T NEED to sit here and listen to you blaspheme! Your words are an offense against man and nature and frankly sir I think you speak from the gutter!

FKJ

(StanNote: Followup to alt.music.weird-al) Prison Style wrote in message news:B68F828C.300A0%[email]...

to

man

Why are you reposting all that spam when you're only responding to the last line? And how about proving the existence of your (supposed) God.

And in another post -

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68F82FE.300A1%[email]...

Why are you resposting all that other garbage when you're only responding to the questions in the last line?

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]... <SNIP>

Hehehehehe, the times they are a changin'. All of a sudden, Stan is calling Prison Style a troll.

Dr. Worm

The Dr. Worm/Ms. Bojangles troll -

calling

Not at all! I'm describing Prison Style for what he/she is, a troll.

The Prison Style troll -

be

tooth

True, Jesus was a Jew (and the Jews do have that unfortunate saying). Now please prove that Jesus is our Lord. Personally, I think he's a dead man.

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68F8970.300A6%[email]...

kids

"They hide in alcohol or Jesus Christ" (Supersister).

Do you happen to drink wine in your religous practices?

Ms. Bojangles -

intelligence

little

"Straw man" arguement. And - "Everything you know is wrong, BLACK IS WHITE UP IS DOWN and SHORT IS LONG" - "Genius Al" Yankovic

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68F8E40.300C5%[email]...

Why? I mean whatever actual police forces of USENET certainly aren't doing their jobs, if that's what they're there for (and it's not).

Probably both. But for sure the latter, it's how these rouge police do their nazi policing.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

Jesus

So it's Prison Style's belief in Christianity that you disagree with?

Dr. Worm

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Sat, 20 Jan 2001 17:59:40 -0800, the Troll Prison Style Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

There is no god but man! There is no jesus christ, the entire thing was fabricated in the 4th century. You are a delusional idiot or a troll. Will I go to hell now? If you say yes then you should meet Dore Williamson, you two would get along reel good and have bad but acceptable (to you) sex. Bob only knows what the offspring of such a coupling would believe.

Demons will infest your dreams, the end of civilisation as you know it has already happened. All of your cherished idols are but the paper tigers that only fools fear. We the people (tinwtp) don't give a flying fuck for you and your out-dated kind. Death cannot come too soon for such as you.

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

-the 'Optional Identity' troll continues to whine:

....and whine:

[SNIP]

Straw man arguement.

You are the (con)troll(er).

Will I go to hell now? If you say yes then you should meet Dore

Garbage.

Garbage.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68F828C.300A0%[email]...

lies

what your

alone.

you to

topics

fine

to

man

Here's an idea STAN, start thumping you bible on your ass, It might knock your head loose.

-'anon' continues to whine:

I don't read the Bible, net-cop. Don't believe everything you read.

"Everything you know is WRONG!" - Weird Al

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

MajikPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

I'm not laughing or joking. Do you see anywhere where I've said as much?

What version of the Bible do you believe in?

Maj

Prison StyleMajikalt.tv.southpark

-the 'Majik' troll AKA 'Ms. Bojangles' whines:

[MEGA - Snip]

I don't read the Bible, troll. I just thought you and your fellow "conspirators" needed some of your own medicine.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Mon, 22 Jan 2001 12:07:30 -0800, the Troll Prison Style Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

Whatever, the bible is bullshit and your god is a phantom. You, sir, are an unmitigated idiot. If I want to laugh at your pathetic frailty, I will. Go read a book on EVOLUTION! You may enjoy the warm glow of security just because you are so stupid you actually think tree's were designed, when they obviously are the product of MILLIONS OF YEARS, of survival of the fittest.

Bible: Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jesus: Massive manipulation and troll perpetrated by the roman church for 1700 YEARS!!

God: Bwhahahahahahaha Give me a break, that is just too funny.

Believers: Simple minded idiots too scared to think for themselves.

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

anon (under the pseudo of 'Optional Identity') spams - [GIGA-SNIP!]

and spams - [KILO-SNIP!]

[KILO-SNIP!]

Prove either. Or both.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

You both are full of shit. I read the two because I think the proverb "Know thy enemy" is a good one. Both have their flaws. Both have their merits. Both are not correct.

Actually, everyone believes in something. That would make you a believer. And thus, you are no more than what you deem others. I prefer to think higher of myself.

Majik

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E3B1E.2FE03%[email]...

I didn't think people like you existed anymore.

I hope your daughter marries a bisexual black person.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68E3B1E.2FE03%[email]...

my

fought to

response

filth.

Oh, you mean the state that wasn't realy a part of the war?

then

Knocks

of

your

The bible was written by man you thumper.

our

than

and

Oh goodness forbid the details get in the way of you argument.

Do

can't

name"?

They're both fictional so what's the point in either?

taken in

God is a falsity.

to

for

for

ats

lead

on

Yeah, and you must've taken some shrapnel to the head.

its

Are

It's a hockey RINK you imbred hick.

Dr. WormPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DECD2.2FDD9%[email]...

under

your

I'm starting to think that you're a fake. I don't think anyone is stupid enough to make some mistakes that you've made. But I'll correct them anyway. The phrase is about "yelling fire in a crowded movie theater", and it's from a U.S. Supreme Court Justice's comment about, a pornography case I belive. Second, he called him an "ass pirate." If you think that those kind of pirates sail ships, you're dead wrong. But, I'd say most likely you're just trolling, because you enjoy having this argument.

Dr. Worm

"Dr. Worm" wrote in message news:IN7a6.1528$[email]...

anyway.

from

just

Quiet Worm, you're spoiling my fun.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

Well sir your entitled to your opinion but its crap.

Callin' me NAMES is no way to start off a relationship and I don't need your corrections thank you very much in advance sir.

Well whats the difference? Buncha nitpicking over details.

Sir being no "ass pirate" you'll forgive me for not knowing much about THOSE SICK PEOPLE and what they do or do not sail.

If you think I enjoy ARGUING sir then your mistaken but if you think I'm gonna sit here and listen to this horse-hockey then you don't know me very well!

FKJ

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DECD2.2FDD9%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

with

my

fuck

I love that.

It's better than being:

a) A flaming hypocrite b) Unable to spell or use basic grammar

They were trying to protect ALL kinds of usage.

Otherwise they would have outlawed "fuck".

*cracks up*

Sorry, I can't bring myself to flame for this.

your

Allegations? They were assertions.

Reel

nothing

to

you

Oh no! Not talking about homosexuals!

Fucking homophobes, both of you.

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]

What in the name of GOD are you runnin' your mouth about now, boy? Better than being WHAT? You may be able to SPELL but you don't make a lot of SENSE.

Decent people in those days didn't go around shouting your F-WORD all over the place.

And whats the difference sir? An allegiation IS an assertion or didn't you learn that in Russian school?

You want to lay down with QUEERS son then you be my guest but I'll keep my hind end clean if you dn't mind!

FKJ

Dr. WormPrison Stylealt.tv.southpark

"Prison Style" wrote in message news:B68DE015.2FDB9%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

Yes.

Dr. Worm

Ms. Bojangles rewrites history -

"Straw man" arguement.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "With the birds I'll share this lonely view" - Red Hots

anon continues to lie, spew, whine and BORE -

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn

learn

cryptic.

Big

Prison Style wrote in message news:B68DCAB8.2FD27%[email]...

Red

don't

All of the present ones. (CaliforniCation was written by the entire band)

See my front page.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/
Dr. WormEssencealt.tv.southpark

"Essence" wrote in message news:[email]...

What newsgroup are you from? I must remember to avoid it, I don't think I can put up with explinations like that.

Dr. Worm

Fascinating. Now you take to reposting all of *my* words, as if they need you to help me make them sound important.

When will you realize the truth of my words, that your actions are counterproductive to your cause?

Essence, Magus Heterodox

Essence continues to whine -

and whine -

guy

not

moon,

can

so as

out

Khans

He,

thread

counterpoints

whilst

is

of

agenda,

any

Dave ZeroEssencealt.tv.southpark

Dude, this is nothing new. This kid will do this to 90 percent of your posts. It's a formula, an algorithm like. He takes your incoming post, top-posts on top of that some lame insult usually about your name or a conspiracy, and then re-posts your original words in all their glory for whooever missed them the first time around, this time enjoying the advantage of his clever framing filter.

I'm telling you, we could design a bot or a script to do the Stan act. It wouldn't be AI, but it would be Artificial Idiocy.

I'm not sure he has a cause other than to piss people off. He just has an annoying-ass way of doing it.

Davidiot continues to whine -

advantage

and whine -

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britn ey

we

to

let's

how

if

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

<snip>

OH MY GOD I SWEAR HE IS A BOT.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

int nNumber;
nNumber = rand(has forgotten syntax);
if (nNumber == 0)
    {
    QuoteAndRepost("continues to whine", sName)
    }

*writes more*

[tear it down, it's what you don't know] [turn it around because it questions your integrity] [take it away because you can't control it] [throw it away because it's what you are]
Phantom6Dave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B68CE7BD.2FA89%[email]...

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.music.weird-al,alt.fan.britney-spears,alt.ali en

.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.stolen.property,alt.tv.snl,alt.tv.southpark

when

The world is now coming to an end.

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

"but I feeeeel fine!"

Jax "DARE TO BE STUPID!" - Weird Al "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - Owsley

"Stupid *ELEPHANTS*, see 'em holding each other's tails" - Little Jack Melody with his Young Turks

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

<snip stupid sig>

S.O., aka Stan, do us all a favor, and shut the hell up. I can't believe that you have started four (4) 'so-and-so whines' threads within this discussion. This is the second time you have posted "Stupid *ELEPHANTS*, see 'em holding each other's tails" - Little Jack Melody with his Young Turks. And, since your vocabulary is obviously limited, have called dZ a 'pussy' approximately 25 times. Do you have -anything- else to say? Do you even understand the words you are saying? Or are you just using a list of insults and randomly planting them into each of your responses. My cat does better on the NGs than you do! I'm sure that -some- day you will be able to randomly come up with a good post. A room full of chimps with typewriters will EVENTUALY write war and peace. Ain't no way in hell you are gonna pull it of solo though.

Dave Zero, Khan od Khans, Ruler of the Sun, Moon, and Stars, owner of all that is, was, and ever will be, shall not be referred to as an 'elephant'. If this ontinues, you shall surely feel His wrath and whither to dust, so that your next for can be more appealing to Him, and all of those who follow His ways.

-Daemon Sleyr-

anon -

Stay in hell.

"Straw man" arguement.

follow

"Stupid *ELEPHANTS*, see 'em holding each other's tails, Everybody knows that there's nothing as sad as *A* clown" - Little Jack Melody

Stan, http://schwant.8m.com/ "What was it you wanted, Could it be a Monte" - Vertical Horizon

Here is an excellent time for you to start proving your "straw man" contentions.

Here we have proof -- in the form of the deja archives -- to back up Daemon's statement. He has made a simple statment of fact, which we can verify quite handily.

So explain, in very precise terms, how that statment of fact is a "straw man" argument.

Essence, Magus Heterodox

He only visits hell on business, dipshit, his name is "Daemon Slayer" after all.

And misdirected too. It was someone else.

That's three. I'd say let's count, but last time I tried to count up how many times this freak would over-use a line, it got into the twenties before I got tired.

Emphasis on "stupid"

aka Come Stain, aka Purple Penis Breath, aka Weird Al's Least Favorite Fan.

I doubt this will happen. You need to set reasonable goals, Daemon Sleyr, achievable ones. Start simple, like counting the grains of sand on the beach in Maui. Then work your way up to the more challenging tasks. But the only way you're gonna shut this kook up is a ball gag and some duct tape.

Dude knows about four songs and everything he posts is a quote from one of them. Usually an inaccurately transcribed one like "I'm looking to this guy to save me". Tell me, Stanster, that Jimi Hendrix song, does he say "excuse me while I kiss this guy?"

Actually I think that was the fool known as badlands420 and the meower known as Russell B who were so taken with the "pussy" term.

If he is then he should be the first to line up annd buy that "Usenet Book of the Month Club" book of 2001 insults.

You're only one chimp too; think about that.

Well much as I appreciate the vote of confidence, great Mongolian Khans of history were known to ride the finest of elephants, so that's not the kind of insult I would get too upset over.

Besides I don't want him to wither into dust. I have a special Mongol treat in store for him; force his mouth open and pour molten gold down his throat.

I wouldn't be so quick to diss on elephants, Jack. Elephants could turn you into a psychotic strawman-raving pancake just by falling on you.

Stick to Hillary Clinton; she's more your weight class.

    For the intelligent approach to nasty humour, visit
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Dr. Worm schreef in berichtnieuws HEu76.164$[email]...

in

news:[email]...

Sort of, but it's more saying that the writer has nothing to back his assertions. A 'Man of Straw' (often used in financial circles to refer to people who seek credit without security) is a man with big ideas/plans, who does not have the wherewithal to carry them out, but who still rattles on about them. Loudly.

Mark Wallace The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm

On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 07:53:53 +0100, "Mark Wallace" lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

I understand your confusion. The definition of strawman argument in USENET is somewhat different.

In USENET, a strawman argument consists of attributing a ridiculously easy to refute argument to your opponent, usually by putting words in his mouth, and then pretending that it really is his position, and proceeding to refute this strawman argument as if it really was his opponents position.

Generally, when someone tries to inflict a strawman argument on you, you need to identify it ( which Stan does ), and then explain your actual, real position immediately ( which Stan doesn't do ).

Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016 Emmett and CENKOC mirrors available

Kristopher K. Barrett continues to spin -

is

to

and

this

Which is basicly the dictionary definition (minus the other definition included in the dictionary), and the definition I'm using.

need to

position

No, you don't have to explain your actual, real position. All you have to do is point out that the attacker is lying about the attackees actual position.

Stan

"Kristopher K. Barrett" wrote in message news:93nh7b$p5c$[email]...

non-sequitur:

wrote

a

seemingly

their

to

who

is

to

and

this

need to

position

Heh.

It seems like everyone in this thread is arguing over something which only a tiny proportion of them know anything about.

[eat, eat into the surface]

Amoe: CRLF Today wrote in message news:[email]...

a

That's an illusion. They're trying to take the word "straw man" from my vocabulary, as it nails them.

Stan, http://darkside.4mg.com/ 'Us and Them' - Pink Floyd

Stan, you see, having invented not only the "straw man" fallacy but also the entire discipline of logic, is entitled to describe it as "his" as well as receive a small royalty every time the phrase is used either online or in a school text.

Davidiot continues to whine -

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon,alt.tv.southpark,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.weird -a

in

only

the

a

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Amoe: CRLF Today schreef in berichtnieuws [email]...

was

on

USENET

easy

a

I know all about straw. I use it for the horses. I prefer the hay, though, because they don't shit all over it -- that is, there's no need to shovel it into the killbarrow.

Mark Wallace The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm

Mark Wallace wrote in message news:93uq56$bpkpv$[email]... [MEGA-SNIP!]

Pokemon, Southpark and Britney Spears fans, look up "Straw man" in a decent dictionary for yourselves. Don't let these morons take the English language away from you. BTW: Followup my posts to AMWA.

Stan

And why should we, as a collective whole, do what you say? I've been killfiling you idiots as you appear, because all you're doing is wasting my hard drive space.

So do us all a favor, and go away.

Mark. 8) - proud member of the Wakaba Genki Preservation Society and the SDA! - UtenaCode(1.1) U:6+ F:Wa++>Hi+:pBR D:Sh-->Sa< X:[**]:a39++ M:f:"ZUM-Industrial Mix"

Amoe: CRLF Today wrote in message news:[email]...

Sure, but I suggest you go out and spend about $20 or $25 on a decent dictionary. Here the expaination - "straw man n (1896) 1 : a weak or imaginary opposition (as an argument or adversary) set up only to be easily confuted ... " - Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, 10th edition

Stan

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

my

you're speaking your dilusionally paranoid mind yes.

"straw

I was making fun of you, you fucking idiot.

yes.

You finally speak the truth.

WOw! twice in one post, the truth must be contagious.

Phantom6, phading out.

Hey - earth to Stan. "Phantom6" wrote this post, not any Anon, and certainly not me. I don't expect you to believe me. Check the headers and IP numbers. I post with from a Mac. They don't. I've been having conversations with Phantom on another group for a while now. You really need to get a grip.

The Davidiot (con)troll(er) working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" continues to whine -

certainly

numbers.

sent

Damn, I didn't know I was part of a vast conspiracy! Maybe that's the secret; you don't know yoou're a member until it's too late to get out.

"Significant Other" ain't dead yet:

i didn't realize the fbi had a useless bullshit department, kept amply stocked with coin-flippers and rock scissors paper professionals.

JA15x6,2

On Mon, 8 Jan 2001 21:39:07 -0600, "Significant Other" lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

We got kook-sign!

Paranoid...accuses innocent parties of making death threats...sends emailed complaints to a flamer's ISP, and the FBI...thinks the FBI investigates his whining...accuses all who oppose him of being his latest obsessions's sock-puppets.

Congrats, Dave. You've picked up a fan-boy... first step toward reg status in a.u.k. .

-- Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B680EEFF.2E7B9%[email]...

emailed

his

status in

No, but ten more points and you can get the blow up sheep.

Phantom6, Phading out.

The Davidiot censor working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" (First Lady Hillary Clinton) continues to spew -

emailed

his

status in

On Tue, 9 Jan 2001 21:39:08 -0600, "Significant Other" lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

<snip restored, and snecked newsgroups re-added>

No I don't. Any real Firesign Theatre fan would merely laugh a bit and get on with his life, since I am not violating their copyright by selling anything with it.

Maybe you should report what you perceive to be copyright abuse to the local FBI?

Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016 Emmett and CENKOC mirrors available
    For the intelligent approach to nasty humour, visit
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Phantom6 schreef in berichtnieuws d3u66.6366$[email]...

Damn! Why do I never get any good orders?!?

Mark Wallace The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm
Dave ZeroPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

I don't recall exactly - I've been working on projects in a few newsgroups last week, and ended up getting into flame-fests with a few individuals. Nothing out of the ordinary. I don't even remember how "this one" started. I think I told him one of his subject lines was stupid (the horror!) and he returned fire calling me "Davidiot". After we smacked back and forth for a day or two I found two personal emails sent to me from him, from a different eddress than he posts under (a Netzero account) carbon-copied to the abuse department of my ISP.

No big deal. Stan's a netcop. Par for the course. But this FBI thing makes no sense. The most amazing thing is he seems to believe his own bullshit; he really thinks somewhere in that statement was a "veiled death threat".

Watch it, Phantom! Abuse letters are probably on their way to your ISP, the FBI, CIA, NSA, all four branches of Military Intelligence, and a little-known intergalactic law-enforcement agency located somewhere in the vicinity of the star Rigel.

Or a boyfriend, whatever gets you through the night.

Ask your doctor and maybe he can help you by prescribing something. I asked my friend "The Doctor" and his only recommendation was something about a "ten pound sledgehammer", but that's his usual recommendation for any problem.

The Dave Zero netcop continues to whine -

different

Netzero doesn't have USENET access.

Straw man argument.

Stan

Me a netcop, Stan, that's pretty funny. I guess somewhere buried in there with all the paranoia and the dark machinations lurks an actual sense of humor.

I know this. They don't have Mac capabilities either or I'd have snnatched up [email]

Maybe we could agree to put a moratorium on the phrase "straw man argument" for a day or two?

The Davidiot censor trolls -

argument"

You're a "censor". And what you're attempting to censor the ng from hearing, is the English language.

Stan

Beyond this place, there be "Phantom6" :

If they don't ignore it completely. A year or so ago someone posted on one of the lists I run about forming a sort of Otherkin militia type group (!) and had us all a little spooked because they were circulating a manifesto that called for things like martial arts training, stockpiling supplies, manufacture of incendiary and explosive devices and formulating a corp of people to "deal with" those who "made trouble" for otherkin, deal with not being explicitly laid out but rather explained as "doing whatever it takes to stop the harassment, up to and including termination". The main concern was that there were several minors in the group (as young as 13) and the manifesto called for plans to "identify and recruit" young teenagers "before they got screwed up by society". The few main people forming this group were well known in our insular little community (we're much, MUCH more private and reclusive than the weres) for being unbalanced wackos with severe persecution complexes. We spoke to a friend of mine who's a retired police officer and showed him the manifesto, and he instructed us to contact the BATF right off. They were certainly interested but the problem was that despite everything they claimed, there was no evidence at all to support them actually being able to pull off what they were claiming they wanted to do. And there's the critical rub: in order to prove credible threat, according to the BATF, you have to show that you actually have the means AS WELL AS the motive to do so. Otherwise, the feds can't help you. It's that funny little thing called the constitution, it has that little addendum that lets you shoot your mouth off in public without fear of reprisal.

I think not even knowing what state Stan lives in makes it difficult for the FBI to see any sort of threat, explicit or implicit, in what Dave Zero said. What it does do is make Stan look like the sort of paranoid idiot who goes around wasting the time of law enforcement agencies and distracting them from dealing with real issues.

Thanks a lot, Stan, for making the world just a little less safe with your monumentally stupid time wasters. *smooch*

Rev. Tiernan Disgusted With Frivolous Bullshit Complaints

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The fake Rev. Tiernan whines -

ROFLMAO!

Just what I wanted to talk about! Guess what. The militias being created by the "vast right-wing conspiracy" aren't constitutional. The constitutions specifies - "the" militia, none other. "The" militia, is better known as "the Armed Forces of the United States of America".

And you are a "luser" and a "newbie".

You're a right-wing extremist nut that would love nothing more than to discredit every lawyer out there, so the law can do what it pleases without reprocations. You wear it in your sig.

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"Make way for the ~new~wave~ ... Make way for the right-wing" - Supertramp "CATCH a ~new~wave~, it's EVERYONE's internet" - EV1 adv.

Stan

Beyond this place, there be "Significant Other" :

Well aren't YOU just a fucking ray of sunshine.

You're a looney.

Rev. Tiernan To Amused To Bother

mhm22x21 Smeeter#24 Bitch#8 WSD#25 NekkidFlonker#2 �`����,��,�`����,��,�`����,��,�`����`����,��,�`����,��,�`���� Well-behaved women rarely make history. http://www.ingonyama.com/tirazhene/ meow.
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Significant Other schreef in berichtnieuws [email]...

Learn to spell 'argument'. Spelling it incorrectly makes you look stupid.

Oh.

Forget I spoke.

Mark Wallace The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm

The 'Mark Wallace' member of the "vast right-wing conspiracy" (First Lady Hillary Clinton) continuese to whine -

Both spellings are correct, as I understand it.

Stan

In article , "Significant Other" writes:

Don't you people have anything *better* to do than annoy us with all this cross-posting? Trolls...sheesh.

Mark. 8) - proud member of the Wakaba Genki Preservation Society and the SDA! - UtenaCode(1.1) U:6+ F:Wa++>Hi+:pBR D:Sh-->Sa< X:[**]:a39++ M:f:"ZUM-Industrial Mix"

It's called UseNet Performance Art. They also serve who merely add to the Almighty Post Count. It looks like the good Reverend has reeled herself in a good one.

Beyond this place, there be "Significant Other" :

Educated guess.

Because it's fun to watch you dance.

Rev. Tiernan ding ding

mhm22x21 Smeeter#24 Bitch#8 WSD#25 NekkidFlonker#2 �`����,��,�`����,��,�`����,��,�`����`����,��,�`����,��,�`���� Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that). http://www.ingonyama.com/tirazhene/ meow.
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Significant Other schreef in berichtnieuws [email]...

of America".

This brings up an interesting point which most Americans seem to prefer to ignore: Given that the need for a militia has been superseded by the inception of ad hoc and government-sponsored armed forces, the much cited 'Right to Bear Arms' is now defunct. Hand in your weapons to the nearest police station.

Mark Wallace The Anglo-American Humour (humor) Site http://humorpages.terrashare.com/mainmenu.htm

The 'Mark Wallace' troll -

ad

Once again a reminder - the Constitution of the United States of America specifies one militia ("the" militia), the "Armed Forces of the United States of America".

Stan

(CC'd to *MY* Senator (as much as I don't like having a Republican Senator), Ms. Kay Baily Hutchison)

United States

to

of

"a1.Section 8. The Congress shall have power ... 16 To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the militia, and for governing such part of them as may be employed in the service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the appointment of the officers, and the authority of training the militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress; ..." - the Constitution of the United States of America

Stanley Rosenthal, citizen of the United States of America (and Texas) http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ 'What's A Meta U (and 'What's It 2 U?')'

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

Senator),

prefer

Bear

for

United

Are you sure you live in Texas? Texans love their guns. They love their "Hunting Parties". I know, I used to live in Texas.

20!!!!!!!!20!!!!!

So Stan, where was the death threat, "veiled or not"? I have politely asked you to produce evidence in this issue, and instead of either doing so or coming correct and admitting you jumped the gun, you tell us all in response that your actual goal was to sic the FBI on me.

The sad thing is, man, in the course of all of our smack talk, I've probably cut loose with some pretty poor-taste insults, ones that with a little editing and manipulation on your part, you could have turned into something at least close to sounding like a threat or attack.

I can't tell what your game is now except to show as many people as possible exactly how deep your paranoia reaches, and further, how utterly incapable you are of verbally defending yourself without running to the authorities to bail you out of some imagined trouble.

So keep it coming, big guy! Want the CIA's address? How about the KGB? The KKK? The NSA? Flat-Earth Society?

According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Mon, 08 Jan 2001 13:09:08 -0800, the Troll Dave Zero Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

You know the address of the Flat-Earth Society? Please post it so I can write to them. It's about time someone pointed out a couple of things to those guys!

-- Optional Identity Skepticult Rank: Colonel Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833

anon -

and

not)

in

You're doing your's/Davidiot's.

Stan - http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I don't care, what you say, Nothing's gonna change me anyway" - owsley +- +- +- +- "Rope the Moon" - John Michael Montgomery http://darkside.4mg.com/ "If you believe, they put a man on the Moon" - R.E.M.

"[somebody found the Moon]" - Smash Mouth +- +- +- +-

In on the infamous day of Mon, 8 Jan 2001 14:02:13 -0600, Significant Other clearly woke up on the wrong side of the bed and wrote:

ad me too yr lits, fuckhead

Honest Abe, The Most Honest Man on Usenet "it's because i'm so...fucking...smart" -NoMeansNo

why do they call me mr. happy? wrote in message news:93dt51$a33$[email]...

Because you won't reveal your real identity. :-)

If you want to join my lists, subscribe to them. They're on e-groups. Got 3 of 'em.

You're a liar. *AND* a "newbie".

Stan

Dr. WormDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B67F34B5.2DFCD%[email]...

response

netcop

Death

a

know what state you live in,

Texas. BTW, don't worry, as soon as your ISP checks out some posts from Stan, they should see that he's crazy.

Dr. Worm

Ms. Bojangels -

Of course! I revealed that to Davidiot when I sent his veiled death threat to [email].

His ISP isn't gonna bother with checking out some posts from me, the complaint's against anon.

Straw man argument.

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

threat

LAdies and gentlemen I present the fools new favorite words.

Straw man argument my ass. "He's crazy." is a statment or an opinion. and in this case a fact.

anon -

Glad to know that you're learning the English language!

No that's your old favorite words.

True. A false statement.

An incorrect opinion.

LOL!

Stan

He has more command of it than you've shown.

Actually, an unproven statement. Until a definition of "crazy" can be agreed upon, tested by experiment or confirmed/denied through expert testimony, it is neither true nor false.

How can you fall back on logic for your ubiquitous "straw man" comments and then fuck this one up so bad?

Your opinion is that it's an incorrect opinion.

The Davidiot (con)troll(er) working for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" (First Lady Hillary Clinton) continues to whine -

agreed

it

and

"Rev. Tiernan" wrote in message news:[email]...

threat

That's one of Stan's favorite phrases, along with maybe "No comment."

Dr. Worm

Ms. Bojangles -

No, I'm telling you that Merriam-Webster's has a definition of "straw man". Now I'll tell you that "straw man argument." is not a phrase, it's a sentence.

Stan

"Significant Other" :

Indicate subject and predicate, please.

Fred Ziffel ([email]) Here's another portion of words for you. Drink them in, my friend.

"Significant Other" :

You must have been coloring with your Milton Bradley crayons when the teacher explained sentence diagramming.

Fred Ziffel ([email]) Here's another portion of words for you. Drink them in, my friend.

On Wed, 10 Jan 2001 17:11:29 -0600, "Significant Other" lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

Do you have some paranoid reason for reposting all of these messages, Stan?

Are you afraid we'll cancel the "evidence" of these death threats you keep claiming?

Or do you simply not know how to quote text without cutting and pasting from your newsreader?

Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016 Emmett and CENKOC mirrors available

Dude, you ought to turn Veronica loose on this psycho! After the severe pounding she's given me these last few days over my inability to work a newsreader with any sort of competence, this fucking loon ought to be right up her alley.

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 13:45:34 -0800, Dave Zero lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

Veronica hace greatness. Ignore her at your peril....

Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016 Emmett and CENKOC mirrors available

Beyond this place, there be "Significant Other" :

You misspelled "show".

HTH

Rev. Tiernan

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"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

whine

news:[email]...

straw man argument.

Phantom6, Phading out.

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

straw man argument.

> Stan, > http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ > "FIGHT LIKE A BRAVE!" (Red Hot Chili Peppers) >

Beyond this place, there be "Phantom6" :

Phantom6 has given us a wonderful example of how to keep a dumbass busy for hours. *grin*

Rev. Tiernan

mhm22x21 Smeeter#24 Bitch#8 WSD#25 NekkidFlonker#2 �`����,��,�`����,��,�`����,��,�`����`����,��,�`����,��,�`���� Usenet Fuckery: It's Not Just A Job, It's An Adventure. http://www.ingonyama.com/tirazhene/ meow.

On Fri, 12 Jan 2001 05:28:59 -0500, Rev. Tiernan lifted the Giant Obsidian Doorknocker, and spake the following non-sequitur:

A beautiful example of UPA. One seldom finds a loon so easy to lead around...

Kristopher K. Barrett, Usenet Knave mhm26x22 Meow! Official ZOG ID# 0,000,000,016 Emmett and CENKOC mirrors available

Rev. Tiernan wrote :

I'm mightily impressed by the way the cascade has spread, yea even unto alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.

.-""-. _.---. .-. .-. / _ \ _ /|) . : : :.-..' `. .'---""-.| /|) /|/: :: : .--. : `'.'`. .'.--. .--. .' `. /|/ /|/ : :; :' .; :: . `. : :' .; :: ..'

In article , "Significant Other" writes:

That's what comes out of the mouths of all you cross-posting trolls. Welcome to the killfile, the lot of you.

Mark. 8) - proud member of the Wakaba Genki Preservation Society and the SDA! - UtenaCode(1.1) U:6+ F:Wa++>Hi+:pBR D:Sh-->Sa< X:[**]:a39++ M:f:"ZUM-Industrial Mix"

Dave ZeroPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

Oh come on, Phantom, don't tell me I'm gonna have to wade through six million posts from YOU now saying "straw man argument"....

Fred ZiffelPhantom6alt.tv.southpark

"Phantom6" :

squaring the circle

Fred Ziffel ([email]) Here's another portion of words for you. Drink them in, my friend.

No, it's not.

Why I bother I don't know; watch as this moron simply re-posts my entire statement and makes some dumb crack about me and Hilary Clinton.

Beyond this place, there be "Significant Other" :

You have no idea.

Rev. Tiernan

mhm22x21 Smeeter#24 Bitch#8 WSD#25 NekkidFlonker#2 �`����,��,�`����,��,�`����,��,�`����`����,��,�`����,��,�`���� "This picture you see is no portrait of me" -- Neworder, "Round and Round"
Dave ZeroDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

Thanks, Dr. Worm, not that I intend to go to Texas for any reason other than to take in a Cowboys game next year.

I am not worried about either my ISP or these agencies he's threatened me with. I just wonder what color the sun is in Stan's reality.

Davidiot continues to whine -

They protect you. You have a 'Free Ride'.

I'm not threatening you, I'm defending myself from you.

Stan

It's nothing to do with a free ride. It's simple economics. I pay Mindspring every month to provide service. You don't. You sent whiny netcop complaints to them hoping for action against one of their paying customers. Doesn't it make sense that unless the alleged "abuse" was just over-the-top insane, my ISP would protect one of its customers over an outsider?

Why do you need defending against me? I'm thousands of miles away. The only reason I'd go to Texas is to watch a football game. Even if some twist of fate landed us in the same room, I wouldn't even recognize you.

Besides, I thought "Stanley" was a MAN's name - what kind of man is so incapable of defending himself? Not much of one.

Dr. WormDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B685C037.2ECE8%[email]...

Well, that's just how this thread started, but obviously, since it consists of a reply, it can't be the real *first* post.

Dr. Worm

Dave ZeroDr. Wormalt.tv.southpark

How about "It's the first post I could find that basically explained where this thread started from"?

I'm sure it was a reply. This post marks the first one after I received in my inbox that little whiner's note to the FBI.

dZ

Dr. WormDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B67BA7F1.2DB2B%[email]...

creativity.

being a

homosexual.

from

assholes.

growing

Oh, you'd be surprised at how old Stan is, that's for sure.

Dr. Worm

Dr. WormDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B67DE43B.2DC7E%[email]...

creativity.

being a

from

assholes.

Spears

growing

I don't remember the exact age, but he's 40-something, IIRC.

Dr. Worm

Dr. WormDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

"Dave Zero" wrote in message news:B67B56C1.2D997%[email]...

creativity.

a

homosexual.

Actually, although it seems like the boinger is from AGNP, he actually started on AMWA, although he hasn't posted to any new newsgroups in a while, IIRC.

Dr. Worm

JaxDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

I spell "loser" as "fghgi-monkey-spittoon-gidfbidf" myself, but I try to say loser on the NG.

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM

"Jax" wrote in message news:wV856.101$[email]...

say

You know, I think everyone (including the troll and the people in the Spears, Al, and South Park NGs) can agree that you are a total fucking moron.

{dd}BlackHole - Member of the Dragons of Destiny ICQ: 6706318 AIM: BH Zero X WebPage: http://www.avenant.com/

This coming from a black hole... To paraphrase a Dilbert book...

"Oh no! He's becoming a black hole! Not even light can escape!"

"..."

"Only his ideas can escape, because they lack mass"

Jax "Nominal... Yeah... So I guess you're not worried what that rhythmic pounding might be..." -Tom Servo, MST3K:TM

"Jax" wrote in message news:MCG56.4899$[email]...

Boss: "What if we program in 'B'?"

Actually, the line says "Substance" rather than mass, but that'd be nit-picking.

Behold Chet "Tech" Weaver's Legendary Sig of Fire! "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and tastes good with ketchup." -Bumper sticker I found in a hobby shop
GE CafeDave Zeroalt.tv.southpark

In article ,

...squeeked the little man to the giants.

You're nothing, it's like I can't even see you, ha ha!

Look at him fly, haha!

I'm fucking wasted, man.

Sincerely, [email] aka [email] Sent via Deja.com

In article ,

Who's the idiot who's posted this message onto the alt.tv.snl newsgroup?

My honor is my life Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/

"PoodlesFly" wrote in message news:92p2de$g5u$[email]...

My God. It appears I got out of AMWA just in time...

Dr. Worm

Dr. Worm (formerly 'Mr. Bojangles' (who's really a girl (which is Y it changed it's pseudo))) -

You don't seem to be out of here. Oh, you're +- cross X posting. Which of these ngs are you trolling these days?

Your "Close, Personal Friend",

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ +- +- +- +- "Get the point?" - Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, 'Al' drummer and "online point-person", webmeister extra-ordinaire of http://www.weirdal.com/ ("Genius Al" Yankovic's official website) +- +- +- +-

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

of

The only person trolling the newsgroups is you, Stan. It's not my fault the boinger (Pstokely (we call him Cletus)) always posts to AMWA and AGNP.

And BTW, Stan, I am not a girl, although I am getting your SNL reference.

Dr. Worm

Dr. Worm -

What planet do you live in?

Do you admit that you used to troll AMWA under the pseudo of 'Mr. Bojangles'?

Your "Close, Personal Friend",

Stan

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:92p9ak$[email]...

news:[email]...

Which

reference.

I was not a troller. I was on AMWA because I liked (and still like) listening to the music of "Weird Al" Yankovic. What's your excuse? I left because there was no longer anything worth reading in the newsgroup. You've succeeded, Stan. The newsgroup is now all about you. Who knows, maybe I'll be back when there's info about the new album, but somehow, I doubt it.

Dr. Worm

Dr. Worm -

Ok, for the sake of argument I will assume that you weren't trolling back then (LOL!). Do you admit that you used to run around on AMWA as 'Mr. Bojangles'?

And what will that new album be about? ;-)

Your "Close, Personal Friend",

Stan

"Significant Other" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yes, Mr. Bojangles was my "handle", as the CB users in the 70's used to say, while I was on AMWA for a while.

I'll have no idea until I get some information about it. I'll bet you know what you think it'll be about, though...

My news server doesn't get alt.fan.britney-spears . I wonder if they'll get this message if I leave their newsgroup in the newsgroup list.

Dr. Worm

Ms. Bojangles -

say,

it.

There are some common themes in music/art/etc.

get

No. It's why I'm posting from this server instead of from the other one I'm using these days.

Stan, http://stansqncrs.8m.com/ "I'm looking to this guy to save me" - Foo Fighters