Listen up people!

Apr 14, 199917 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.southpark
17 posts

I must BEG you to stop sending fanfics to Mr. Hats Hellhole. From personal experience I know Vin and Matt are real jerks. They made many jokes about me, calling me a whore etc, when I worked for them. They are in general pompus and full of themselves. In fact, I wouldn't send anything to them. Don't encourage their site! They don't seem to care about anyone but themselves, and back then when he actually VISITED his own chat room, he'd kick anyone that tried to defend themselves from his teasing. You all know I wouldn't steer you wrong. If you want to get your South Park news and daily fill of South Park, visit another site. I suggest Beef-cake.com, because I have worked under them as an op as well, and even though I don't anymore, I can say with certainty that they are nice fellas! But there are many MANY good SP webistes out there. Also, for fics, I know many persons here who send them to other sites. Like Billzhouse.com. But if enough people request, I will gladly reopen my fanfic archive. Thanks for yer time! Peace out!

SnowCalico >^..^< "Meow??" Adopt a "Problem Pokemon": http://members.tripod.com/SnowCalico/pp.html "Pokemon not bad, master make Pokemon do bad things"-Ekans

Yes, re-open your fanfic archive! It was the first one on the 'net, and should also be the most glorious (OMG I'm talking like a Klingon). RE-OPEN. RE-OPEN. I don't like chanting, but if I must I will!

the_ "Z'antos m�ch d'echeche!" davester http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" "I miss the comfort in being sad" -- Nirvana "Everyone is entitled to their opinions -- no matter how wrong they are" "Sentience is overrated" --Me

In article , [email] (SnowCalico) wrote:

pompus and

themselves, and

steer you

there.

Ok...ok...within the month I shall try to ressurect SnowCalico's Fanfic Archive! DOWN WITH MRHAT'S HELLHOLE! :)

SnowCalico >^..^< "Meow??" Adopt a "Problem Pokemon": http://members.tripod.com/SnowCalico/pp.html "Pokemon not bad, master make Pokemon do bad things"-Ekans

On 14 Apr 1999 23:44:04 GMT, [email] (ShitChewer) Farted:

Only on your knees, bitch.

No, stop forwarding us SlutCrapco's garbage to us. Only send quality fanfics!

Only towards people who are dickwads, asswipes, and general wankers, you silly ho.

Speaking of "ho":

First off, you never "worked" for us. You were more of a pest and a whining little bitch than you were an "employee", much less a contributor to our site.

Secondly, you *are* a whore. Not that you're making any money at it, based on some of the bitchings you made in e-mail.

No, we're just certain that we're producing the best SP website currently online. We know we're the best, and don't have any qualms about making this known.

This includes your soiled panties. Please, please, stop sending them! Especially the ones where the brown sides are intermixed with the yellow and red ones!

Considering how many people hate you around here, SnotCollector, a denoument from you is tadamount to a recommendation! Rave on!

Teasing? You called Matt a "wanking homo", SloppyCunt! You offended those of the gay persuasion there, and I had no choice to punt you, cunt.

Since you've switched from dogs to steers, I'd say this is a loaded statement. Are horses next?

Whose? Yours? Those who can, do. Those who can't, bitch.

Decent site. Too bad you're promoting them. That's a kiss of death in our books!

Thank god for small miracles.

Ooh! An expert!

I'm surprised you didn't call them "thweet"

Especially the ones that refuse to allow you to log on.

In your case, I believe the majority have been forwarded to alt.sex.stories.beastiality and soc.motss

These guys also run a beastiality site, IWRC.

Oh. Please. Don't. There's enough bullshit websites out there as there is.

We'll send you our bill. Not that anyone'll pay you for sex so you can pay it.

Fuck off.

"Dear God: Please bring the Flood again, and direct it on AOL and its (ab)users!"

"SnowCalico not bad, PMS make SnowCalico be a bitch" - SnowCalico

Anyway, ignore this cunt, people. You want quality, visit The Hell Hole and see for yourselves!

Vin & Matt

That was *not* nessicary. You can defend yourselves without being vulgar and immature. Things like 'cunt' and 'whore' are just as degrading as 'wanking homo', if she even said that to you (which I do not believe). Also, beef-cake.com *and* the Hellhole both happen to be excellent sites, beef-cake.com for news and info, and the Hellhole for games, fanfics, quizzes, and general fun stuff. I don't like you looking on them as competitors; after all, neither of you are making any money and are doing your sites for the good of South Park fans everywhere, not to prove who is 'better', or 'cooler'. I used to like visiting your site but if you are going to degrade, insult, and humiliate people like this, I am never going to make another digit appear on your visit counter. Kindly go to hell.

-Kim

BitchMomZoeHerisalt.tv.southpark

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (ZoeHeris) wrote:

<snip>

You're first mistake Kim is that you responded to a troll. It's one thing for them not to like Snow, who knows, there may have been some personal problems between them. But when they go off and make false claims about Billzhouse.com for no reason other then Snow say that we have a good site, then it's obviously a troll.

BitchMom WebMistress of Billzhouse.com Founder of #alt.tv.southpark ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ For all your SouthPark needs visit http://www.billzhouse.com ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Visit #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet Point your java enabled browser to: http://www.members.tripod.com/TheSilverRaven/sp_chat.htm Or connect with mIRC or pIRCh, choose IRC Network Dalnet When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* remove MY to email me

I don't think the message was actually from the webmasters of the Hell Hole, as their site is at "thehellhole.com", and the troll used the email domain "hellhole.com". Just a phony.

Matthew Coyle "Respect my authoritah!"

I was wondering about that. I didn't see anything I had to loose, though. I think the people who hate SnowCalico might all just be one troll-type person, I can see no other reason for so many 'people' to dislike her.

-Kim (sick and tired of dealing with bastards, fakes, and impostors)

I doubt lotsa people dislike her. It's just that same person, posting under a few different names. The ones who posted the rude message that is supposedly from the Hellhole use the service "news.ccsi.com". Which is the same exact news service that is used by the individual(s) who posted anti-Snow messages in reply to her comeback message. AND, it also happens to be the SAME EXACT NEWSSERVICE used by an anti-Snow person who didn't use any alias, like the Hellhole or "Piss Off Puss". And, this person, in his non-alias (afaik) is Mr. Costello. I pointed my mouse at the "reference" numbers, and that is how I was able to determine this. Just *one* person who doesn't like Snow, who's trying to make it seem like there's more, by agreeing with himself. So, Mr. Costello (*IF* that's your real name), consider yourself busted.

~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included. "Obsessive Cartman Fan...AND PROUD OF IT!!!"
CovenantZoeHerisalt.tv.southpark

ZoeHeris wrote in message <19990418171512.00320.00003305@ng-

<light snips>

I used to like visiting your site

am

to

Kim, whereas I wholey agree with your points... (IF it was the actual creators... I find it hard to believe hey own their own domain!! (Hellhole.com???) ) And, even if it weren't, it was *still* an abusive post...but...

Was it neccessary to quote the entire load of garbage that they sent?

; ' ))

Cheers M'dear..... Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Much apologies to all for that. I also forwarded it to their e-mail, however, and felt an urge to do that. I know it's most likely not them, but none the less, I don't know why everyone hates Snow so much.

-Kim (are there *no* decent people in this world?)

BitchMomZoeHerisalt.tv.southpark

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, [email] (ZoeHeris) wrote:

What makes you think 'everyone' hates Snow? We have never seen these 'people' post before she came back, nor when she was here before. I assume it's one asshole changing his/her email. In any case, just ignore the idiots.

BitchMom

CovenantZoeHerisalt.tv.southpark

ZoeHeris wrote in message ...

however,

the

*I've* only ever had minor dealings with Snow in the past, (on the IRC channel) and even then she wasn't in the best of moods, but she was also mature enough to admit that !

I've NO problem with snow at all. And as has been stated, those who are posting that they DO are *people* who have just appeared on here recently and have no ideas who she is...

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

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I have a hard time believing that this is actually Vin and Matt. Why would they respond so caustically to Snow and not respond to the posts about "the Official Anti Mr. Hat's Hell Hole" site? Every time I've seen a response from them, they've addressed each point in their argument in a civil fashion; not by simply calling people names. Let's face it: _THIS COULD BE ANYBODY_. It may be Vin and Matt; it may not be. My bet is that this is just another troll and we should all just ignore him and let him whither and die.

Mr. Dead

"Mr. Dead: Making the world safe fort those who aren't living!"

SnowCalico wrote:

Yesyesyesyesyes! <nods> Reopen!!

~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included. "Obsessive Cartman Fan...AND PROUD OF IT!!!"

<< > But if enough people request, I will gladly reopen my fanfic

Yesyesyesyesyes! <nods> Reopen!!>>

Yes! Reopen! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! ::sad frowny face:: ::-(

--Daniel Gordon "Will there be beer?" "Beer is not permitted." "Homer no function beer well without." "Would you rather have beer or complete and utter contentment?" "What kind of beer?" -The Simpsons, "The Joy Of Sect"

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