My 2nd fan fic,
--Classroom--
(Kenny is missing)
Garrison- Does anyone know where Kenny is?
Mr. Hat- Yeah, where is that piece of shit?
( Garrison argues with class as a visitor puts a note on Garrisons desk)
Garrison- Huh, whats this
It reads- We have taken away your herd of cattle to give them a better home! The Visitors.
Garrison- What! What cattle!?
Visitor- oops sorry wrong note
( Visitor swaps note)
it reads- the orange one will be taken to our home world, we hate how he dies in every episode, We will despose of him ONCE AND FOR ALL! BWA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stan- Oh my god! They Killed....
Kyle- not yet dude!
Cartman- So what, they're right, it is a load of shit that he dies in every damn episode!
Garrison- Kyle,Stan,Fatass come here!
( scamps walk over to Garrison )
Garrison- I have a plan, we will disguise ourselves as...( puts Visitor mask on)...VISITORS!
Cartman- DUDE! That is the DUMBEST idea i have ever fucking heard...lets do it!
--Jimbos Guns--
Jimbo- Stan! how are you doing! Oy Fatass stay away from the produce.
Cartman- Screw you!!! I'll shoot your freakin' head off!
Garrison- Jimbo i need a sensible gun. A 12-guage double-barrled Remington.
Jimbo- Alrighty! ( hands over 12-guage double-barrled Remington.)
Garrison- You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?...
Cartman- Look we heard that crap in episode 101 dammit!
Garrison- alright!!!!
--South Park Space Station--
Chef- Sorry ,I'm late i had to play with my Salty Chololate balls!
Stan-DUDE, That is pure gross
Chef- Hey com'on its just a joke!
Garrison- come on, we have to get on the S.S.South Park
--S.S.South.Park--
Cartman- Set coarse for Chef salty chocolate ball planet!
Stan-Shut up fatass!
( Garrison pushes some buttons )
(Martys Movie Reviews comes on on a moniter)
Garrison- Damn!
Cartman-Kick..
(a picture of a dead Kenny is on the moniter)
Cartman-ASSS!
Voice- this is what will be done to the orange one if you come get him!
Stan- OH MY GOD THEY KILLED...
Kyle- Not YET dude!!!
Chef- we're going after him
( the ship lifts off)
--Outer space--
( the scamps are floating around)
Garrison-Okay, here goes apparently the visitor planet is just...
( Huge planet in the shape of an anus comes into view )
Garrison-FUCKING HUGE!
Kyle- Look, its almost as big as Cartmans ass!
(Cartman grabs 12-guage double-barreled remington and points at Kyle)
(Stan covers his eyes)
(BANG!!!)
Stan-OH MY GOD THEY KILLED...
Kyle-NOT YET DUDE!!! he missed!!!
( zoom in on spare air tank leaking)
Cartman-Son Of A Bitch!
( rocket with Miss Ellen driving zooms passed)
Scamps-SIGH!!!
( ship lands )
--Anus Planet--
(Scamps Chef and Garrison are surrounded by Visitors, with strange devices!)
Garrison- Wheres my Remington?
( Garrison grabs his Remington and shoots a Visitor, he falls down dead!)
( a visitor uses one of the devices )...
part 2 later