"Heh-heh, Sauron the Maiar..."

Dec 17, 2002, 3:46 AM ET5 posts by 4 posters

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D.G. PorterDec 17, 2002, 3:46 AM ET

"Heh-heh, Sauron the Maiar is working the dungeons of Thangorodrim, and seems to have everything going for him! Until one day, Ancalagon went 'fall-down-go-boom,' and his life changed forever! <BONK!> Now he's trying to pull a fast one of the Elves of Eregion! <WHOOP!> It's 24-carat comedy in the Chasm of Doom <RIP!>, as Sauron forges the one cockring-of-power! <'A flibbity-flabbity floop!'> Sauron the Maiar is -- THE MAIAR WITH THE TINY PENIS! Rated R."

Freddy PaulsenDec 17, 2002, 4:12 PM ET↩ D.G. Porter

more, please. I'm ROLF

ZoeWebberDec 17, 2002, 7:01 PM ET↩ Freddy Paulsen

Hey, D.G.! Do one of Courtney Love!

Z.W.

D.G. PorterDec 17, 2002, 8:41 PM ET↩ ZoeWebber

Oh God, this is a challenge. I don't know any of her music, and I've heard exactly ONE Kurt Load-cocaine tune...

Heh-heh, Courtney Love thought she had a good thing going between her drugged-out hubby and her spacious vagina -- Until one day -- Kurt 'Cobained' all over the floor! -- and she's about to find out -- just how hard it is -- to be a 'hole' with a mediocre talent! Courtney Love is -- UP THERE WITH YOKO! Rated I for Insipid!"

Ben RainesJan 1, 2003, 12:36 AM ET↩ D.G. Porter

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My GAWD, you must be an SNL writer!