Hi on the Mr hankey xmas cd can anyone work out the missing Kenny line ? I think most of the following is right, if not tell me.
Most Offensive Song Ever
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared, He said, "You are to be the virgin mother" And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: Mary said,"I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year."
Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."
Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want
Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
Kenny: I know you'd like to play, And suck right through the night.
Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see.
Kenny: (Mmmmppppppppph)
Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money.
Kenny: And that she needed a place to sleep.
Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep.
Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want…
And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want
Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
Together: If there's no room at the inn It's not considered a sin.
Kenny: To suck a dick to get a place to sleep..<Laughs>
Mr. Hankey: That's right! And three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch.
Kenny: Mary said, "It's such a tragedy, I cannot take them to bed."
Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want
Mr. Hankey: Everyone in the nation.
Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin So have a dildo three miles in.
Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin.
Kenny: If they dont come in your pussy.
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb
Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy, Folks will remember your name quick.
Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick.
Together: Because sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy!
Kenny: Because sucking dick
Mr. Hankey: brings peace on earth and joy!
Kenny: Because sucking dick
Mr. Hankey: brings peace on earth and joy!
Kenny: Mary you can suck my dick!