A new South Park is on tonight! Episode 211: Clubhouses Be there or be suck...
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Quotes
"The cow says 'mooooooooooo!'" -Mattel's Farm Animal See and Say
"Remember, PBS is free because it sucks!" -Comedy Central commercial
"That son of a bitch! What kind of sick weirdo is he?" -Stan Marsh
"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" -Stan Marsh
"You bastards!" -Kyle Broslofski
"...except if they send us to that dreaded Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... That was our planet! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" -Homer Simpson
....................................................... The Conjoined Fetus Lady Song
You've got the strength, You've got the courage, Even with a dead fetus on your head. You carried on, fought for tomorrow, dead fetus or no ya never let go. You're my conjoined twin, dead thing hanging off you're head woman... ........................................................
The Funkidelic Guide to Staying Alive --------------------------------------- 1. Breath. I can't stress this enough, people. Make sure there is a sufficent oxygen supply where you are currently residing.
2. Drink. And I'm not talking about alcohol here. Make sure you get plenty of bodily fluids every day. Dehydration is bad, umkay?
3. Eat. I now there are a lot of fat people in the world, but at least they now that food is required to function properly. Eating is good, but lay of the fatty foods. That goes double for you, Roger Ebert.
4. Fuck. Yes, even though you're alive, you still need to further the human race by making wild, passionate, pleasureable sex as much as and wherever you can. I'm sure not too many people will complain about this.
5. Avoid Atma. Yes, eventually just talking to Atma long enough will result in him sticking various swords up you're ass because you said the wrong thing. Be warned.
And that's all it takes to stay alive. I did forget to mention the one in 1,134,987 chance of a meteor falling on your head at anytime, but that would just make you paranoid, now wouldn't it. Sleep easy, everyone!
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And don't forget the Bandwidth Wasters motto: "Why shouldn't we waste bandwidth? Bandwidth is mean to cute furry animals. Wasting it can only be considered poetic justice."
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The best GFSable threads posted to AGFF -------------------------------------------------------- "My experience with a pussy" -posted by Neo Atma (really a AIM Log with Nep)
"Parasite Eve after beating it" -posted by KarriN
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Time to witness my crappy ASCII art skills!
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Isn't that the best, yet smallest, nekkid chick you have ever seen! Hope too many people didn't soil their drawers over that one!
OK, that's enough...
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