(Fanfic) Make love

**WARNING: Adults only for this fic. I'm not exactly an adult, but a 12 year old with a sick mind** ------------------------------------------------------------- {Cafeteria} Stan: Chef, we're trapped here in school and it's night! COuld you help us since you are too? Chef: Nope. Sorry children. Gotta go on a date! (He slips through a trap door) KYle: A trap door? Why didn't he tell us! (They slip through it and are outside) Cartman: Let's go home and watch Terrance and Phillip. Kenny: Mph mpfh mph mpfph. Mph mpfpfph mpfph mpfh mph mph mpfh. (You guys go ahead. I'm gonna watch CHef and his date) (He leaves and says "I'll be right back") Stan: Hey. Don't you die when you say I'll be right back. Kyle: Yeah. I think so. Stan: Oh my gosh. They killed Kenny. Kyle: You b*st*rds. Let's go home. {Some woman's house} (Chef enters the room while Kenny hides under a cabinet) Chef: Hey, woman! Ready for some sweet love? (He takes off his shirt and takes off her clothes) Kenny: Mmmmmmmmm! (Ooooooooooooo!) (His hood is covering it, but we can tell he's smiling) (We hear some moaning coming from Chef and the woman) CHef: (Singing) Make love! Oooooooo yeah! Make love! (Suddenly a guy bursts in the room) Chef: Uh hi! What's seems to be the problem? Guy: I'll tell you! You're making love to my wife! Chef: Oh, you never told me you were married. Guy: I'm mad and hungry at the same time! (His mouth opens real wide and his teeth are fangs) CHef: Oh <bleep>! Kenny: Mph mpfh! (Oh <bleep>!) (The guy is heading towards Chef to eat him, but Kenny jumps out of his hiding place and gets in front of the way) Kenny: Mph mpppppppppppppppppppppppph! (Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo!) (THe guy eats Kenny while Chef runs away with his shirt on) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, if it aint funny to you, it's funny to me. I always laugh when I see Chef making love to the woman and going like "Make love!"

Jtm3k wrote in article ...

I don't mind your writing - but at LEAST write this quote correctly!

Uh, I don't understand it. But if you mean but a ! at the end of the sentences, well they said it sarcasticly because they know he would die. If that is what you mean.

I think what he means is instead of:

write:

I think the punctuation can be left to your discretion. Hell, you can even asteriskize the "bastards" if you like, but it's gotta be "God", not "gosh". I think.

--Morris Stegosaurus