FANFIC...Tit-antic p.2 (crossposted to a.tv.sp.c)

Dec 14, 19983 posts by 2 posters
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thallium_fishpie

this one was slighty quicker (thanks for the feedback)...but I still think it's improving-although I don't know wahts goin to happen...again any comments welcome...I've included part 1 again so anyone who misses part 1 can catch up(should they wish to)

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the part two bit is signifyed by a big double line with part 2 written on it...p.1 comes first though<hangs head> here goes;

PROJECT "Tit-antic"

�=... because write it in word...and it didn't translate

[Scene: the boyz are sittin' on cartman's sofa watching Titanic]

Cartman: that sucked ass!

Stan: yeah, but dude, that woman had massive breasts (or tits, whatever fits)

Kenny: mplh mnlphlph (yeah, but so has Cartman!)

[Boys laugh in unison]

Cartman: Ay! * Beep * off you hippie bastards, go home and protest against your hippie rights crap!

Kyle: Dude! Calm.

[They go outside�as they're leaving]

Cartman's mom: Eric honey�

Cartman: ER�yes mom?

Cartman's mom: don't forget your beanie * hat *

[Kenny bursts out, Kyle + Stan join in the laughter]

Stan: yeah, Cartman don't forget your nappies neither.

[Boys continue their giggling as they leave Cartman's house� New scene: bus stop, waiting to go to school (rather obviously) J]

Kenny: mlpphmlnphnnlp-mnhlph (?)

Cartman: shut up Kenny, or I'll whoop your ass�

Kenny: mlkhplmhasslppkmhn (?)

Cartman: Ay! That does it, come 'ere

[Chases Kenny into the road�Bus ploughs through the snow and fog can see the basic outline and vivid headlights�Kenny heads straight at it�Cartman follows-tense scene ensues (in slo-mo)]

Kenny: mlhh�hlmmmpaash�. Bleugghh (arrgghh! Fuck, damn you Cartman {in slo-mo} you fat assed gimboid)

Cartman: Hurry�up Kenny�you're gonna�be dead meat {in slo-mo}

Kyle: Dude, surreal!
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[bus still heading towards them {still in slo-mo}, much closer now, Cartman starts to dive out of the way]

Cartman: get out the way, Kenny{slo-mo until said otherwise}

Kenny: mplhlpljhanl{tits, breasts, AAARRRGGGHH!!!}

[bus hits into Kenny, sends Kenny hurtling into a pine tree]

Stan: Oh, my god! They killed kenny!!!

Kyle: You bastards!!

Cartman: Oh, well, let's go watch titanic again (changed his mind due to seeing Kenny's death-actually due to everyone who commented saying this is unlike him�to these ppl I'm sorry)

Kyle: shut up Cartman that was a crap film-I AM NOT LISTENING TO CELINE DION�.AGAIN?!?

Cartman: what 'sat noice�[see tree rustle]�and MISS. Dion�is not crap- she's just alternative

[stan-is elsewhere- namely by the tree] [ tree rustles again]

Stan: DUDE! Kenny's not dead

Cartman: Huh?

Stan: kenny isn't dead!!!!!

Kyle: Oh, my god, you bast- Oh, no, wait that's a good thing.

Kenny: mlhpllhm(anyone's guess as to what he's saying there)

Stan: quick get him down�Cartman, see if you can reach.

Cartman: Ay! I'm not THAT fat-I'm just the child that keeps the big clothes in stock(sorry 'bout that, ran out of things to say)

Stan: CARTMAN�I meant tall you dumbass motherf**ker(consider that<grin>!!)

Cartman: OH, right I knew that; I was testin' you, yeah, testin' you <under his breath whispers>�that's right Eric, no-one noticed�

[manage to get Kenny down(due to lack of my interest-Hey, I'm waitin' to know what happens too!) from tree, dragging him along one of the boys (undecided which) suggests going to see chef.]

Boys: Hey, chef(in unison)

Chef: hello, children[turns from deep fat fryer] what can I do you for!

Kyle: we need you to tell us what to do�y'see Kenny got hit by a bus, and he didn't die.

Chef: Oh, so that's not a fox's corpse there in your hand��<whispers to self>that's it there we are gently does it [ while watching the fryer]�..okay then, first off, Have you taken him to the casualty dep.

Stan: Er�No, should we do that?

Chef: by the look of things your too late for that kind of treatment, you'll need to go and see a Tibetan monk by the name of�come to think of it, he was vowing silence when I saw him, Oh, children forget that I don't know his name�.[long pause to signify chef thinking]�but I know his solituded/secluded wife�her name? Oh, just call for MRS. Dalai lama�

[pondering]

Cartman: you want us to go around the zoo's looking for a big female sheep type creature, you hippies have cracked.

Stan & Kyle: sssh! (shut up was becoming repetitive)

Chef: no, no, no, kids� I mean the head monk of Tibet, I used to know a song about him.

Kyle: Er�chef, no time for that.

Chef: OK,OK!! I know I'll get to work on a plan�and some salty chocolate balls for your journey (haven't seen the relevent ep so am going pretty much blind there)

P.3 coming soon (for deffinet-wrongly spelt sorry)

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thallium_fishpie writes this bit...which should follow...

Ok ,I missed some stuff out and have changed the text very slightly-and shall repost the whole thing when p.3 arrives-until then just expect there to be changes<sorry>

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sounds like its gonna be a kick ass epic adventure! can't wait for the next part :)) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= i love you guys... ah screw you guys. (Cartman) when you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut Narf!

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