Fanfic: *Pinwheel Play* Pt. 1

Here it is!! My second fanfic series!! Yayy!

<Sheila Broslofsky is exclusive copyrighted material of Kyle Broslofsky!>

---------------------------- <scene at bustop, all 5 kids are there, including Sheila, she is standing next to Cartman>

Sheila: Hey Cartman, you wanna come over to my house this afternoon?

Kenny: hmmh hmmhmh mhmh mhmhm mhmmh? (You gonna make sweet love?)

Sheila: I'll just ignore that.

Kyle: You are NOT bringing that fatass into our house Sheila!!

Sheila: KYLE YOU SHUT YOUR F<beep>ING TRAP! I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!!

<as if by magic, a pinwheel appears in her hand>

Stan: Dude, how the hell did that happen? That pinwheel just appeared in your hand out of nowhere!

Sheila: <looks at hand> Wow! I must have some kick-ass ESP!

Kenny: mhm mhmh hmhm mhmmh? (Is that like PMS?)

Sheila: SHUT UP KENNY!

<suddenly her pinwheel starts to glow>

Kyle: Holy crap!

Cartman: Wow Sheila your pinwheels are amazing!

<Kenny starts to crack up>

Sheila: DAMMIT!

<her pinwheel becomes an orb and glows red. It files at Kenny, disintegrating him>

Stan: Oh my God! Sheila killed Kenny!

Kyle: You Bastard!

Sheila: Why is it still such a big deal to you guys, I mean he dies every week!

Stan: What the <beep> are you talking about?

Sheila: Oh, just forget it!

<Scene is in Mr. Garrison's class>

Mr. Garrison: Today children we will learn about the difference between a hooker and playing hookie.

Sheila: No offence and all, but that is the stupidest piece of <beep> I have ever heard from a teacher.

Mr. Garrison: Well Sheila, aren't we a bitch today. What do you think about that Mr. Hat?

Mr. Hat: You go to Hell! You go to hell and you die!!

Sheila: Shut up you stupid gay hand puppet!

Mr. Garrison: Sheila, get out of this classroom!

Sheila: <muttering> Stupid hand puppet. I oughta shove a pinwheel up it's ass.

Mr. Garrison: Ow!

<he pulls a pinwheel from Mr. Hat's end>

Mr. Garrison: How did this get in here?

<scene at Cartman's house>

<the scamps and Sheila are watching TV>

Newscaster: In other news, the planets have aligned tonight, causing some strang---

<changes channel>

Terrance: Oh Phillip I believe on our trip to America I ate too many hotdogs!

Phillip: So what are you gonna do now?

Terrance: <fart> Ooh there is goes.

<T & P laugh>

Cartman: Terrance and Phillip kicks ass.

Stan: Dude Sheila what is that thing on your neck?

Sheila: Oh, this?

<Sheila points to a necklace, with a claw holding a blue orb on it.>

Stan: Yeah, what is it? And where didja get it?

Sheila: I don't know what it is, and I had it since I was born!

<This is remenicint of Destiny>

Kyle: Well we should go home. Cartman's house sucks ass anyway!

Sheila: DAMMIT KYLE I'LL SHOVE A PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS!

<the blue orb glows and a pinwheel appears in her hand>

Stan: Dude!

Sheila: SAY ONE MORE THING KYLE AND I'LL KILL YOU!

<the pinwheel glows and turns into a big red orb>

Kyle: AAH!

<It starts to fly at him>

<fade out>

<fade in to me sitting at a computer>

Drew: Well I guess you'll have to tune in to part two! Will Kyle survive, or will he be blown into a million gory bits of gore?

Kyle: Dammit! I'll kick your ass!

Drew: You'll just have to find out!
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Well? did it suck?

<prays that it doesn't suck>

Gyrex "YES IT'S FINALLY HERE" Derision

<fic snipped>

That was great. How many part is there going to be?

dave.

In article , "Gyrex" wrote:

<SNIP>

Good job, Gyrex. Great fanfic, awaiting part 2.

the_"gonna write a new 'fic *someday*" davester [email] ICQ: 20715884 Nirvana Song Encyclopedia: http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ Fanfic Awards Voting Form Beta: http://pearl.montana.com/sshort/cgi-bin/fanfic.pl?voteform=1 "They say I'll never go / But what the hell do they know? I'll show them all someday / Take my things and run away" -- Leaving Someday, D-Sveen

An awesome 'fic and an awesome writer. Cookies for all!

-Kim (who *needs* more variation in her comments)

<snippies! :) >

It so totally *KICKED ASS*!!!!!!!!!!!! :) <passes fifty zillion trays of cookies, and, of course, some pinwheels!> You did another great job with personifying (sp?) Sheila, and this was absolutely *HILARIOUS*!!!! :) I *LOVED* it! <worship, worship>

<stares at screen, eyes going pinwheely>

Part 2....Part 2!!!!! Will I be able to survive until Part 2, or will the suspense kill me? ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

Yaaayyyy! :) Wheehee! :)

In article , Gyrex writes

Yay! Another fanfic writer! Will will conquer the world! (Now, there's a fanfic idea!)

Nope. It was great. Shelia is looking a real favourite for Best Character at the Fanfic Awards!

You can stop praying and give us part 2!

Heyyy, maybe that could be a collaborative fanfic! heh heh heh, I can already see it...

Alyssa

Yeah!!!!!! <puts on thinking cap> Hmm...Kyle gets an idea (from his mom, of course) to protest being in fanfics, and the other SPians go along with it. Us fanfic writers invade South Park, and take over. Pretty soon, all of us hyper from all those cookies, get visions of world domination. Screwed up, yes I know, indeed it is! :P

<eyes widen and stare at screen> *DUDE*!

I second that notion! ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

well your prayers have been answered. no, it didn't suck, in fact it sets the scene nicely. how many parts do you reckon it'll be? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if you talk to god, you are praying; if god talks to you, you have schizophrenia (Thomas Szasz)

remember as you're walking down the road of life... hitchhike, its faster! (Bart Simpson)

[znip]

Nopies! It was great! Kenny died a little early in it for my tastes, but don't mind me ;)

BTW, anyone know where I can get pinwheels like Sheila's? They'd come in reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaal handy <evil grin>

Good, good. Now, part 2. Now.

Alyssa

Sheila: Well, what do you need them for? I've got a couple of varieties! First off, there's the "Look at me and admire me! I'm just a cute little sweet girl waving a pinwheel!" type. Then, there's my personal favorites, the "I've got a pinwheel and I'm not afraid to use it! Don't fuck with me unless you want a pinwheel up your ass!" types. I've got about 20 of them with me right now. Need one, just screech!

(I'm curious--what do ya need the pinwheels for? ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

Sheila: Well, what would you be needing them for? I've got a couple varieties. First, there's the "Look at me! I'm just a cute little girl waving around a pinwheel like a perfect sweetie! Admire me!" type. Then, there's the "I've got a pinwheel and I'm not afraid to use it! So, don't fuck with me unless you want one of these buggers up your ass!" type, which is personally my favorite kind! If you need any, just give a screech!

(Just curious--what do ya need the pinwheels for? ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

<snippies of my stuff>

Eekies! Server acting screwy again! Double posting stuff and crap or something. Sorry 'bout that, y'all! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~