The best Monty Python moment.....ever

Mar 17, 1998, 1:21 AM ET44 posts by 29 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Diamond Davealt.tv.southpark
I've just been watching some old Python stuff on video
that I had laying around the house.
     Absolutely timeless comedy.
     Favorite moment from any Python sketch or movie:
...
        Piranha Brothers
        Catholic 'woman' giving birth while doing the dishes
        Sex education demonstration
        Australian insect hunters
        Terry G's animation

thanks, Dave

[email] (Diamond Dave) wrote,

Hey, don't forget these...!

	"Confuse-A-Cat"
	"Albatross"
	"Silly Disturbances"  (A lot of people haven't seen this one-- it's the
		skit with the very silly Rev. Arthur Belling from "St. Loony up the
		Cream Bun and Jam".  I nearly died laughing when I saw it!)
	"Election Night Special"
	"The Most Awful Family in Britain"
"I RUN OUT OF BEANS!!!!!!!!!!"
:)

On 17 Mar 1998 14:42:55 GMT, [email] (Losira23) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

People, people, you're looking past one of the best moments in comedy history: the Lumberjack song. Also any of the sketches with the guys who wore the moppish wigs<you know, the 'My brain urts!' guys>, the Upperclass Twit of the Year, the Knights who say 'Nee'<obviously> & the cheese shop. I have the oddest block right now, I can't seem to think of any skits.

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Reverend Bob wrote in message ...

Hello ?!?!

Are we forgetting the Dead Parrot sketch ?!?!

"This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time." -Adora

On Wed, 18 Mar 1998 00:02:36 -0800, "Adora" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Somebody had already brought that one up. A classic, though.

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Adora wrote in message ...

Dammit, my news server's been screwed up and I didn't catch this earlier on, but those guys that say "My brain 'urts" are the Gumbys.

And don't forget the "Albatross Sketch" or "Dead Bishop on the Landing."

Or how about the "Argument Sketch"

Hell, all MP's classic.

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On Tue, 24 Mar 1998 03:07:29 GMT, [email] (Justin Robertson) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Why yes, she sometimes goes. She's from Pevies<sp?>...

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"A Tale Of Two Cities," specially adapted for parrots by Joey Boy.

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Sgt.Pepper wrote in message ...

It's not dead. It's resting.

LM (and, if we hadn't nailed its feet to that perch, it would've nuzzled up to them bars, bent 'em apart wif' its beak, and VOOOOOOOM!)

This was one of the last things I ever saw of the old series, and I think I actually cried because I was laughing so hard...

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RE: The best Monty Python moment.....ever BY: noR ep

ne> I've just been watching some old Python stuff on video
ne> that I had laying around the house.
ne> ne>      Absolutely timeless comedy.
ne> ne>      Favorite moment from any Python sketch or movie:
ne> ....
ne> ne>         Piranha Brothers
ne> ne>         Catholic 'woman' giving birth while doing the dishes
ne> ne>         Sex education demonstration
ne> ne>         Australian insect hunters
ne> ne>         Terry G's animation
ne> thanks,
ne> Dave
ne> ne>

Wrong Newgroup.

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Bill K.Diamond Davealt.tv.southpark

This begs the question. Does anybody know if Monty Python, specifically Terry Gillam's animations, had any influence on Matt and Trey and Southpark? The cut 'n paste style of animation seems very similar.

Bill K. b i l l k @ r o g e r s . w a v e . c a

Jason & Molly Breckling wrote in message ...

Errr, yeah, I'll 'ave the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, sausage and spam.

without the spam.

LM (and now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.)

Cheese Shop! ("Oh, the cat's got it.")

And an obscure one�Hell's Grannies, waging a reign of terror at bus stops in the suburbs...

gaanji

"If coincidences are just coincidences, why do they feel so contrived?" -X Files

Yes, weren't they also somehow involved with those viscous gangs of "keep left" signs? I remember that being a very silly sketch......

Laura

If I can't name the entire "Cycling Tour" episode as the best moment, then I pick the sight of the giant blancmange dessert playing tennis in that episode. Only saw that once, YEARS ago and still can't forget it.

CB

Yes, who could forget Trotsky singing "Old Fashioned Girl"!

<< then I pick the sight of the giant blancmange dessert playing <tennis in that episode. Only saw that once, YEARS ago and still can't forget it>>

Angis Podgourny wins Wimbeldon!

Actually, the Hungarian Phrase book sketch is my favorite.

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched". "I will not buy this tobaccanist, it is scratched". "My hovercraft is full of eels".

Unforgetable.......

Grimes

King Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's arm. Black Knight: It's only a flesh wound! KA cuts off BK's leg. BK: I've had worse! KA:You liar! KA cuts BK in two. BK: All right, we'll call it a draw.

Pardon the paraphrasing.

--King Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's arm. --Black Knight: It's only a flesh wound! --KA cuts off BK's leg. --BK: I've had worse! --KA:You liar! --KA cuts BK in two. --BK: All right, we'll call it a draw.

Actually, I think he cut off both the Knight's arms and legs, and the Knight was still threatening him as the King Arthur hopped away on his invisible horse. I just rented "The Holy Grail" and I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. But I was just about to mention that one as one of my favourites as well!

Lisa D.

On Sun, 22 Mar 1998 11:42:50 -0500, Laura Cox offered this unto Shub-Internet:

You forgot the wink wink.

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Reverend Bob wrote in message ...

I used to work with someone whose last name is St.-Amour. Some of us started calling him "Say No More" and we could always pick out the Python fans in a group. We'd call him "Say No More" and half the room would laugh while the other half gave us really blank stares.

"This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside-out all the time." -Adora

I'm not sure if someone's already mentioned this one, but if they have I'll cast my vote for it: The philosophers' football game.

First of all, the fact that someone would think up a sketch like that is hilarious. Second, they got all the philosophers right (don't ever say Monty Python is brainless). Third, the game consisted in the players wandering around the field, deep in thought... and one team was winning!

Lisa D.

The part with the Three wise men in Life of Brian.

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RE: Re: The best Monty Python moment.....ever BY: Farookh

F<> I'm not sure if someone's already mentioned this one, but if they have F<> I'll cast my vote for it: The philosophers' football game. F<> First of all, the fact that someone would think up a sketch like that F<> is F<> hilarious. F<> Second, they got all the philosophers right (don't ever say Monty F<> Python F<> is brainless). F<> Third, the game consisted in the players wandering around the field, F<> deep F<> in thought... and one team was winning! F<> Lisa D.

A classic. I forget some of it... but I think it was... Aristotle who scored the winning goal... or no... I think it was Archimedes-

"And Archimedes has invented the formula for buouancy <sic>!"

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--A classic. I forget some of it... but I think it was... Aristotle who scored --the winning goal... or no... I think it was Archimedes-

--"And Archimedes has invented the formula for buouancy <sic>!" Actually, I 've only ever seen the first part of it, when the players are introduced. Did the sketch continue later on? Did they use any of the philosophers material in any way?

In article , Farookh wrote:

Yes, it did. After a little while, the announcer said that something had developed in the match. That was when Nietzche, the German Captain, got yellow-carded for arguing with the ref about the relativity of man's plight to the neo-agrarian society. After Marx comes in for Germeny, Archimedes gets his idea and assists to Socrates, not Aristotle, for the goal.

Wyvern

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--> Actually, I 've only ever seen the first part of it, when the players are --> introduced. Did the sketch continue later on? Did they use any of the --> philosophers material in any way?

--Yes, it did. After a little while, the announcer said that something had --developed in the match. That was when Nietzche, the German Captain, got --yellow-carded for arguing with the ref about the relativity of man's plight --to the neo-agrarian society. After Marx comes in for Germeny, Archimedes

RE: Re: The best Monty Python moment.....ever BY: Farookh

F<> --A classic. I forget some of it... but I think it was... Aristotle F<> who scored F<> --the winning goal... or no... I think it was Archimedes- F<> -- F<> --"And Archimedes has invented the formula for buouancy <sic>!" F<> Actually, I 've only ever seen the first part of it, when the players F<> are F<> introduced. Did the sketch continue later on? Did they use any of F<> the F<> philosophers material in any way? F<> Now I'm mad because I haven't seen the whole thing! F<> Lisa D.

You know python- They'll pursue a bit until it's dead in the same show.

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On Tue, 17 Mar 1998 06:21:23 GMT, [email] (Diamond Dave) wrote:

Here's a few more;

  • The 100yard dash for people with no sense of direction
  • Cleeses' 'Silly' walk
  • Whizzo Chocolate Company

Thanks, Dave

Nah, I the one that always killed me was the episode where the aliens turn Brits into Scots just so they can win Wimbledon.

BEC

On Wed, 01 Apr 1998 04:25:33 GMT, [email] (Diamond Dave) wrote:

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