"Heh-heh, George 'W' was a Bonesman. Then he was a failed businessman. And now, George 'W' is -- A GOVERNOR! <RIP!> And he's about to find out -- that being a governor -- is harder than it looks! George 'W' is -- THE GOVERNOR! Rated PG-13."
"Heh-heh, George 'W' is a part-time Texas governor, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- AN APPOINTED PRESIDENT! ('I'm a dictator, I mean, a President!') It's 24-7 comedy! George 'W' is -- AN APPOINTED PRESIDENT! Rated PG-13."
"Heh-heh, George 'W' is a somewhat popular President, who seemed to have it all -- until one day, he came across -- A PRETZEL! <CRUNCH!> And his life changed forever. Now his body is taking a tumble. And he's about to find out -- that being attacked by a pretzel -- ain't so great! George 'W' is -- OFF THE WAGON! Rated PG-13."
"Heh-heh, George 'W', derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! <KLANG!> Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! <RIP!> And he's about to derp dee-derp, -- ! -- da teetley tum! ('Whoooaaaa! Whoa!!!') From the creators of -- DER -- and -- 'TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP,' George 'W' is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DUBBYA DUMB. Rated PG-13."
"Heh-heh, George 'W' is an appointed Chief Executive, who seemed to everything going for him as he prosecuted a trumped-up 'war' -- until one day, he came across -- A T-SHIRT! <RIP!> And his life changed forever! <BONK!> Now he's about to find out <KLANG!> -- that being attacked by a T-shirt <SCREECH!> -- is scarier than being told that a plane was flown into the Pentagon! <BOUFFO!> It's non-stop comedy from the makers of 'MY PAN PLAYS DOWN,' and 'IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?', George 'W' is -- 'IN THE CROSS-HAIRS'! Rated PG-13."