Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics please

I have the CD and it really ticked me off that the lyrics to the most offensive song ever aren't in there I know it's something like "You can suck on the dick of God and still be a virgin . . . Mary!" But the full version would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

You're apparently new here. A pretty good source for the CD lyrics can be found at www.beef-cake.com.

"...suck on the dick of God..."??? Damn, the Mole lives after all!

Mr. Boombastic wrote in message news:[email]...

alright, i downloaded the pdf and there's a fucking password. what's the password?

Jack Cooper wrote:

Beats the hell outta me. I just downloaded the pdf again to make sure, and it didn't ask for a password.

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yah, the first time i saved it to my hard drive. if you just view it in acrobat through netscape there's no password

Jack Cooper wrote:

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I'm pretty sure it's "You can suck all the dick you WANT" , which coincides better with the context of the song (eg - performing fellatio on the innkeeper, the wise men, and even the little drummer boy)

Most Offensive Song Ever

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared, He said, "You are to be the virgin mother" And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: Mary said,"I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year."

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."

Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: I know you'd like to play, And suck right through the night.

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn

When Mary and Joseph did arrive

They were so very tired you see.

Kenny: Cause they had to travel through the night

Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money.

Kenny: And that she needed a place to sleep.

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep.

Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want…

And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn It's not considered a sin.

Kenny: To suck a dick to get a place to sleep..<Laughs>

Mr. Hankey: That's right! And three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch.

Kenny: Mary said, "It's such a tragedy, I cannot take them to bed."

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Mr. Hankey: Everyone in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin So have a dildo three miles in.

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin.

Kenny: If they dont come in your pussy.

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy, Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick.

Together: Because sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy!

Kenny: Because sucking dick

Mr. Hankey: brings peace on earth and joy!

Kenny: Because sucking dick

Mr. Hankey: brings peace on earth and joy!

Kenny: Mary you can suck my dick!

I dunno. I think "Crippled Children Suck" by White Flag is MUCH more offensive..and funnier.

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"Remember, when someone annoys you that it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head."

I think Zappa wrote many more songs just as or more offensive. Didn't some Jewish group (maybe it was Irv Rubin's Band O' Loons) send him a death threat for "Jewish Princess"? Surely the gay community got all atwitter over "He's So Gay" (which is oh so true too much of the time!). And there were bitches who got pissed off over all the Phlo and Eddie groupie material. See, that's what Trey and Matt need. Death threats from irate idiots! THEN they're REALLY have attained true fame! You're not really a someone until you have your very own personal stalker!

I dunno. I think "Crippled Children Suck" by White Flag is MUCH more offensive..and funnier.

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"Remember, when someone annoys you that it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head."