my rankings of SP episodes...

these are my opinions... feel free to comment, but anything negative will be chopped up, put in a paper bag, and hidden behind the toilet.

These are ranked on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being best.

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe : 10 Weight Gain 4000 : 6 Volcano : 8 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride : 9 An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig : 7 Death : 8 Pink Eye : 6 Damien : 2 Starvin Marvin : 5 Thanksgiving Short with Jay Leno: 8 Mr. Hankey : 5 Cartman Sings O Holy Night: 4 Tom's Rhinoplasy : 7 Mecha Striesand : 3 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut : 6 Not Without My Anus : 1 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut Part 2 : 2 Chickenlover : 6 Ike's Bris : 5 Conjoined Fetus : 4 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka: 6 ----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"A naked American man stole my balloons." - An American Werewolf in London

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"Oh my god! Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny!" "You Bastard!" - South Park

OK...let the hippie give it a try

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe : 10 Weight Gain 4000 : 6 Volcano : 8 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride : 5 An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig : 7 Death : 6 Pink Eye : 8 Damien : 4 Starvin Marvin : 5 Mr. Hankey : 5 Tom's Rhinoplasy : 7 Mecha Striesand : 6 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut : 6 Not Without My Anus : 7 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut Part 2 : 7 Chickenlover : 6 Ike's Bris : 8 Conjoined Fetus : 6 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka: 6

Sorry for the 6s and 7s...but I happen to enjoy almsot every episode...and I guess I'm a minority since I liked 'not without my anus'...

I don't want to rate these episodes but i do want to say Damien, Not Without My Anus, and Mr. Hankey need to be given the justice they deserve. i think every single episode has its moments where it should be a 10, and those moments where you sit there and say "that was fucked up right there!"

                Thanks for listening
                     ``~~MIK~~``

Sir Galahad wrote in message ...

Ok, here goes mine, on the 1-10 scale....

LATER

Steve -- The Bluesman

"I fear no Evil because I walk with Evil..."

Woo Hoo, Ratings! Here goes mine...

SVenESB wrote in article ...

• No doubt.

• BEEFCAKE!

Agreed. 7

7.

7.

7.

Yep, 6.

Right! 7

• This one was kewl!

• Talking poop always gets my support!

• An *interesting* side to Wendy...

• Oh come on! This one was cool!

7.

• Not great, but hey, I laughed a lot...

5.

• This one was kinda lame...

• Man, this one was cool!

• Not much funny here (the "conjoined fetus" song was funny...)

• I loved this one!

Oh, and "Flashbacks" or whatever the "official" title is (i haven't looked it up yet..) 6. Kinda funny, dumb ending.

And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.

from The Book of Mozilla, 12:10

My turn!

In article , "SCOFER" wrote:

• Agreed.

• Not rough enough on Kathie Lee

• Agreed

• Big Gay Al and the pc incorrect announcer stole the show

• Alright

8. Granpa was hilarious! Especially when he scribbled on Stan's to do list "Kill Granpa"

• Agreed

• Religious humor could have been better.

• Cartman got his.

10. MY FAVORITE! Mr. Hanky was terrific! A singing turd that leaves shi* smears everywhere he goes... had me ROFL + "Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch, In D minor"

• Wendy annoys the hell out of me

• Agreed. They should have went harder on Babs.

6.

• Taught us a lot about the loyalty of SP fans

• Kenny as "Team B" and a neat hermaphroditic finale.

• "The town that bore me, and will eventually rob me of my life precious."

• Got to love Ike

• Not really that funny. Too much Pip.

• Ned and Jimbo always equal a funny episode.

• Too silly.

John Reesman

Alright, I'll play... [email] wrote:

Didn't see it.

6.5 A little obvious. Only a couple moments of really riotous laughter.

Didn't see it.

9 F*ing hysterical. BTW, pc stands for politically correct. I think you mean pi announcer.

5.5. Never much liked this one. Eh.

9.5 My current favorite. Death on a tricycle....

7.5 I can't explain it... something about it just struck me as... brilliant. Overrode the rest of the crap in it.

Didn't see it.

8.5. Would be an 8, but for those clicking sounds.

9. Boosted from an 8 for the Phillip Glass parody. Very funny, but scat humor is too easy.

Didn't see it.

Didn't see it.

Didn't see it.

• The episode itself is a 7-- the meta-humor it generated does the rest.

Didn't see it.

Didn't see it.

Didn't see it.

Didn't see it.

Didn't see it, but probably wouldn't like it. I don't think much of Ned and Jimbo.

8. Probably wouldn't be so high, except I saw it very drunk on my last night in San Francisco. That night, you could get me laughing hysterically just be repeating the words "Keggerator" or "Cakeage".

Later than you think, white boy. Wait a minute... never mind that.

Who told you?!

--Morris Stegosaurus

Guess I have to do this sooner or later, better make it sooner...

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe : 8 Weight Gain 4000 : 10 Volcano : 4 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride :6 An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig : 7 Death : 5 Pink Eye :8 Damien :5 Starvin Marvin :7 Mr. Hankey :10+! Tom's Rhinoplasy : 9.5 Mecha Striesand :7.5 Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut : 7 Not Without My Anus : 10 (chalk up another one for our side, folks) Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut Part: 7 Chickenlover :8 Ike's Bris : 9 (mmm... gefagahaga) Conjoined Fetus : 5.5 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka: 9 The City on the Edge of Forever: 8.5

Jeremy B

"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."- Homer Simpson

Seems as tho they could put a slide of the 4 kids on the screen for 30 mins & you'd give it at least a 5.

Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis

In article , [email] (MOWBIE) writes:

Shame on me for liking most of the episodes. Do you have a problem with the fact that I really haven't hated any particular episode enough to bitch and

moan and whine about how the show is going downhill and it isn't funny unless Cartman is on the screen every second of every episode and anyone who disagrees with me has their head up Matt and Trey's asses, the better to give them head from the inside? If so, I fart in your general direction.

Jeremy B

"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."- Homer Simpson

I would reverse Volcano's rating (8) with Mr Hankey's 5 but other than that I'd say that's about right.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

I prefer to use a five star scale. ***** = classic, **** = very good, *** = okay, ** = mediocre, * = trash

****1/2

Haven't seen.

****1/2 (love the "duck and cover bit)

***** (My jaw has never dropped as much as it did when the gay dog mounted the other)

****1/2

****1/2

**** (chainsaws can only so so far)

*** (boring, but clever ending)

***1/2

Haven't seen.

*****! (THE Classic. Definitely SP's best)

Haven't seen.

****

****

Both ****

** (It sucked, but then again, was not really a "real" sp episode)

***1/2 (More could have been done with this)

**** (Actually touching)

****

**1/2 (The first genuinely dissapointing "real" SP episode. Had no focus whatsoever.

Here's how I rank them

Lone Wolf wrote:

I'd go with 8...

7.

7

Yeah, 9.

Yeah, 7...

6

8

• It was still awesome though.

Suits me.

Suits me (Again.)

Aw, c'mon, it was better than THAT! 9

7. What about Jimbo & Ned doing O Little Town of Bethlehem?? I'd give that one an 8.

Agreed.

I'd say 7.

No way! 9

I'm one of the few who enjoyed this... 9

7.

Agreed.

10!

8.

• mmThin out the numbers!

On Mon, 15 Jun 1998 16:22:40 -0400, Albert Kennedy wrote:

We seem to agree on alot of these thus far...

Just seemed boring somehow.

Ok... maybe a 6. The "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" song was worth it.

I MISSED IT! SOB! YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD!

Tell ya what, though... I'll trade you the uncensored (Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew) Death episode for the Jimbo and Ned short.

As much of a fan of Godzilla-type movies that I am, I didn't care for it.

Sorry... I just can't agree on any level. I was bored to tears.

Oh, come on... it wasn't THAT funny.

That WAS funny, wasn't it? After watching it for the third time last night, I'll adjust that to an 8.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"A naked American man stole my balloons." - An American Werewolf in London

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"Oh my god! Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny!" "You Bastard!" - South Park

I don't have it on videotape. The best I could do is send a RealAudio file of it.

9 for me!

it was ok...I give it a 6 too

8 for me

I aggree with you both

I give that one an 8

7 for me

7 here

• It was pretty good

Are you kidding? That's got to be at least an 8!

never saw it

9 for me too

7

I'm with you guys

for me 3 is too much. 2!!

8

7

9!

I'd say 7

9 for me

hmmmm...6 maybe?

10!!  10!!  10!!

~Lindsay :)

"Well, now I've done nothing. Not only have I done everything, I've done everything 500 times! I'm sick of doing everything! I want to go back to doing nothing!" -Nathen Lane

I say 8

Suits me.

Suits me.

I say 8

I say 8

Okay.

I say 7

I say 4

I say 6

It's hard to grade shorts.

Huh?? I say 9.

N/A (Short)

I say 8

Sounds great.

Fine.

I say 2

I say 7

Great.

I say 7

I say 6

I say 7

Pretty even for the most part.

heheheheheh they are all winners folks!

9.5 fer me

7

8.5 cuz of Ned

9

8

7

10 LOVED THIS ONE!

7

6

8

10

eh 5

eh again 6

9

9 i dunno why but i love this one!

9 "I hope idon't get hit by a train...OOPS i suure did!"

10 fer me i just love the wacky voices and pointless and weird gags, (and NO it was NOT a fart fest you F*cking morons!)

8

8

10

7

9

The City on the Edge of Eternity: 9

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