cartmans mom a hermaphrodite?

Jul 14, 2002, 6:55 PM ET9 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.southpark
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chillalt.tv.southpark

Some one told me along time ago that this subject came up on the show. Is there any truth to what I heard? Or with any of the other charactors?

Eric Perlinchillalt.tv.southpark

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} Someone told me along time ago that this subject } came up on the show. Is there any truth to what I } heard? Or with any of the other characters?

Yes, Cartman's Mom is also his dad. This was revealed at the end of the two-part episode, "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," which is available on VHS.

Cartman spent the whole episode gathering clues to who his dad could be. His mom slept with so many different guys that there were a lot of possibilities. In the end, Cartman finally learns that his Dad and his Mom are one and the same. She actually impregnated herself and gave birth to Cartman.

Eric Perlin wrote:

Wrong, as it is said at the end of the episode, hermaphrodites cannot bear children and so she impregnated some other woman.

Robert

Indeed, we know who Cartmans dad is: his mam. But we don't know who cartmans mam is. Or to say it with Cartmans own word: 'If she is my dad, then who is my mam?'

"Robert Dudley" wrote in message news:[email]...

We might never know either, for as Cartman himself said at the end of the seccond episode "Aaaah, forget it...."

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MalcolmDenHangalt.tv.southpark

Well, just before Cartman said "aah...forget it!" the announcer read off a short list of women who included (not sure I remember all the ones mentioned): Sheila Broflovski, The Mayor, Principal Victoria(?), Ms Crabtree.

I would jokingly nominate the Mayor because of her hair color (it matches Cartman's clothes!). More likely though, I would suggest Ms Crabtree. His personality seems to most closely match hers. Of course, the only problem here is that in "Fat Camp" (ep 415) Ms Crabtree says she "hasn't had this much attention paid to my cootch since I was sixteen!" Presumably, Ms Crabtree is older than 24 or 25.

Your opinions? Nominations?

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"Malcolm" wrote in message news:[email]...

Don't hospitals keep records or some such regarding births and whom gave birth to whom?

LooseChanjMalcolmalt.tv.southpark

On or about 23 Jul 2002 01:15:51 -0700, Malcolm made the sensational claim that:

I can't see *anyone* having sex with Ms. Crabtree. And she did state that she was a "tight virgin flower" in the Fat campe ep. Really, it's between the Mayor and Principle Victoria. They've both slept with Cartman's mom, see the scene in the bar where "who *hasn't* slept with Ms. Cartman?" is asked. I suppose you could argue the Mayor not wanting to have any part in it, and letting Liane take the child so as not to tarnish her political career. OTOH, you could just as well say it's a fscking cartoon and go grab a cold one.

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