"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:3ef6b$4808fc98$4c49bcfb$[email]...
yeah.
"We know."
"childishly inane penises attached to mice"
Apr 19, 2008, 12:15 AM ET39 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.southpark
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"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
"We know."
His teeth probably hurt him worse, though.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
"Children, have you seen my dignity? If you see it try to lure it with some poems!"
Did you ever have any?
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:2928f$480c0bf3$4c49bcfb$[email]...
No, I don't think you ever had any.
''We know.''
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:4a613$480c0e7e$4c49bcfb$[email]...
Nice snippage, you beard-dwelling fuckhead. Here, let me put back in what you thought you had removed:
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No, I don't think you ever had any.
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Likewise.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:97b80$480c1192$4c49bcfb$[email]...
Again, you snipped my post. Are you afraid of something? Are you a coward? What are you running from, Duckery?
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No, I don't think you ever had any.
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toothbrush:
So, you snipped the post at the start.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:e2857$480c1481$4c49bcfb$[email]...
In true Duckerish style, he reverts to "I know you are, but what am I?"
toothbrush:
//slap//
I note that you don't deny this fact.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:f2a01$480c1771$4c49bcfb$[email]...
Duckery the only person you need to slap is yourself for being such a weasly little bitch.
toothbrush:
You seem angry, Dink... heh.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:af85$480c1892$4c49bcfb$[email]...
Why is it that whenever someone tells you the truth you try to flip-flop it as them being "angry," "confused," "copying you," etc?
toothbrush:
it
You've sniffed behind me for over fifty posts tonight with your same old bullshit, so you seem angry about something.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:56c0e$480c2a22$4c49bcfb$[email]...
Impossible. With your odor no one could stand but a few seconds in your wake.
toothbrush:
Apparently not, Dink.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:d6b7$480c2dd4$4c49bcfb$[email]...
...you're an idiot?
Yea. 'We know.'
toothbrush:
Not at all... anyone foolish enough to change the subject line to "childishly inane penises attached to Will Dockery's lips" is melting down, Dink.
Take a break, you've lost this one.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:a6c6d$480c368c$4c49bcfb$[email]...
Truth hurts, doesn't it Duckery?
''We know.''
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
Who's this "we," Duckery? You and your feathered friends?
The Royal We.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
Don't flatter yourself, you egotistical shithead.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:
He has to. (You really think anybody else will?)
//slap//
You asked the question, Moron.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
and you provided the ego, you egotistical shit.
So?
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
You didn't let me finish. Actually you did, you just snipped it like the cowardly fuckhead that you are.
In this case I suppose I could finish it again...
"you egotistical sack of horseshit."
Hmm...nah doesn't have the right ring to it.
"you egotistical stub of a man"
Close...
"you egotistical Duckery douchebag."
Bingo!
Perform "childishly inane fellatio on part of Will Dockery ''?
No, as with the last time you made this offer, no thanks.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
What the fuck are you talking about, Duckery? Nobody has made an offer to you. Put down the joint and pick up a book, you fucking fool.
//snip for brevity//
Picked up two good ones last night, for a total of six bucks - Doodaaa by Ralph Steadman and The Way To Tin Pan Alley by Nicholas E Tawa.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
Joints? Of that I have no doubt.
You'd be more convincing if the titles you made up sounded real, duckery.
Doodaaa in particular looks like quite a find for 3 bucks, out-of- print and already showing up on rare books lists on Google search. Here's the scoop on that one -
http://www.studia.no/vare.php?ean=9780747560807
''...Gavin Twinge, last remnant of a nineteenth-century 'domestic engineering' dynasty, founder of the DOODAAA school, and pioneer of Barcode Art, Shredded Literature and Aerial Abstracts, is the original angry voice of contemporary art. This book sets out to answer: Who hurt Gavin into art?''
''...Ralph Steadman, the creator of his own inimitable visions of Freud, Dante, Orwell, Alice and the Great Gonzo, now offers the (auto)biography of his artistic alter ego, the redoubtable Gavin Twinge. Twinge, last remnant of a nineteenth-century 'domestic engineering' dynasty, founder of the DOODAAA school, and pioneer of Barcode Art, Shredded Literature and Aerial Abstracts, is the original angry voice of contemporary art. The question Steadman sets out to answer is: Who hurt Gavin into art? Was it his mother, who fought in the Spanish Civil War? Or Gavin's travelling salesman 'father'? Or indeed, his biological father, the little-known Beat poet Howell Northern? Or Silas Gonad, the sinister doctor who attended at his birth? Or the art establishment itself? From the moment Steadman first meets Twinge, it becomes his quest to get to the heart of the mystery. Whether he has to penetrate the deep south of the South of France by London taxi, where Gavin finds inspiration with his fellow Doodaaists or witness the creation of the banned installation 'The Philosophyof French Plumbing', Steadman sticks by his man, matching him drink...''
Thanks for the nod that you consider me brilliant enough to ''make up'' such a book, though... heh.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:
??? He puts down the joint every time he walks into it.
//snipped for brevity//
In Shadowville the old school rules still apply - so I /toke and pass/.
"Will Dockery" wrote in message news:[email]...
//snipped for brevity//
In Shadowville the old school rules still apply - so I /toke and pass/.
Who the hell would want to use it after YOU?